Caption This
by Joel Thorman on Jan 25, 2012 1:07 PM CST
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PrintWe said we were going to make these Caption This posts a little more timely so here's Roger Goodell, who's in the news for signing a five-year contract extension as Commissioner of the NFL.
What are the Commish and Jets owner Woody Johnson laughing about?
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"Hurrr! Duh-HURR!"
“Ayup, ayup. Durr-hurr!”
It's no fun if I have to explain it.
by TRSChief on Jan 25, 2012 1:08 PM CST reply actions 3 recs
Ya know, I appreciate a good Durr-hurr joke, not everything needs to be highbrow
Actually nothing, nothing needs to be highbrow, ever.
"Why are all these people here? There are too many people on this earth. We need a new plague…"
-Dwight Schrute
by severn58 on Jan 25, 2012 1:55 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
What the hell is a highbrow?
Isn’t that some cheap fake German beer that people used to drink in the 80’s?
It's no fun if I have to explain it.
by TRSChief on Jan 25, 2012 2:18 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Ugh, it's no fun if I have to explain it, now kindly...
"Why are all these people here? There are too many people on this earth. We need a new plague…"
-Dwight Schrute
What the hell is a gtfo?
Isn’t that some old car made by Pontiac?
It's no fun if I have to explain it.
by TRSChief on Jan 25, 2012 2:28 PM CST up reply actions 4 recs
I miss you Pontiac
Highbrow, think more Bill Maher or Dennis Miller, and less, my personal hero, Louis C. K.
"Why are all these people here? There are too many people on this earth. We need a new plague…"
-Dwight Schrute
So do I... I'm driving one right now.
I’ll be sad to put it out to pasture some day. I’ll have to do everything I can to get 150k out of it.
2004 Pontiac Bonneville GXP…. so pretty.
2012 Chiefs Draft Picks by Falcon58: CB Kirkpatrick/G DeCastro 1st rd, WR Wright/OT Adams or Sanders 2nd rd, QB Foles/ILB Messina 3rd rd, ILB Messina/OT Oglesby 4th rd, TE M. Williams/RB I. Pead 5th rd, RB L. Dunbar 6th, S G. Iloka 6th/7th FA Signings: NT Poliai or Hill, Resign: Carr, Bowe, Orton, McClain, Gordon, Belcher. Trade Dorsey for picks, promote Gordon to DT/DE.
Neighbors rolling in a sweet G8, 400HP stock.
I’d never seen one before, and was kind of shocked it was a Pontiac.
Now the Sunfire, what a piece of dogshit that was!
"Why are all these people here? There are too many people on this earth. We need a new plague…"
-Dwight Schrute
by severn58 on Jan 25, 2012 3:10 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Pacer >>> Gremlin
class … discuss!
Twisted Lord of AP Color Commentary (H/T - Loco)
Winner: 2009 Nostradamus of Arrowhead Pride Award
"I shall conquer untruth by truth" - Mahatma Gandhi
"It's always easier to sell 'em some shit than it is to give 'em the truth" - Shel Silverstein, The Perfect High
hi, Mo! 5 minutes!!!
Ugh, it's no fun if you're not going to play along, and actually really explain it.
I do love Louis C.K. though.
It's no fun if I have to explain it.
you bastid.
"Why are all these people here? There are too many people on this earth. We need a new plague…"
-Dwight Schrute
AP - trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls
It's no fun if I have to explain it.
Troof.
"Why are all these people here? There are too many people on this earth. We need a new plague…"
-Dwight Schrute
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Twisted Lord of AP Color Commentary (H/T - Loco)
Winner: 2009 Nostradamus of Arrowhead Pride Award
"I shall conquer untruth by truth" - Mahatma Gandhi
"It's always easier to sell 'em some shit than it is to give 'em the truth" - Shel Silverstein, The Perfect High
hi, Mo! 5 minutes!!!
Laughing at the Chiefs/Jets game, unfortunately.
“HAAA!! That Palko kid thinks he’s a QB!”
“Well hey, at least Haley knows he ain’t a head coach!”
When you gotta go in the lion's den, you don't go quiet. You go in loud, kick the door down and say WHERE IS THE SONUVABITCH. -B. Billick
by Brsrkr on Jan 25, 2012 1:10 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Damn!
That was my idea.
You Play to Win the game!!!
by Wichita Chief on Jan 25, 2012 3:19 PM CST up reply actions
So..
Goodell: “So, what do you think about Rex Ryan?”
Woody: “He’s a pasionate coach, but the feet thing is kinda weird…”
Goodell: “Wonder how many toes he’s sucked on?”
When you want a flag, you might not get the flag you wanted...
Goodell: "Hey Woody.... I got one of you in my pants right now."
Awaiting my punishment.
by BigRedChief on Jan 25, 2012 1:14 PM CST reply actions 3 recs
Hey Woody Johnson, don't you think your name is a bit redundant?
Tebow might know Jesus, but Bill Muir is old enough to have actually babysat him in the manger.
by Sudden on Jan 25, 2012 3:38 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Middle name is probably Richard
The views expressed by craig in calgary do not necessarily represent the views of all Canadians.
by saskwatch on Jan 25, 2012 4:40 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Both are watching Rex Ryan do thrusting motions behind ines sainz...
First of all, you throwin' too many big words at me, and because I don't understand them, I'm gonna take 'em as disrespect...
Charter Member of Chief Fans for Neck Beards...Viva La Orton
Commisioners, like Presidents, should only have 2 terms.
This is going to piss HIV off to have this “Souless Ginger” incharge for another 5 years.
"Give them nothing! But take from them everything!"
by GenericBrand on Jan 25, 2012 1:22 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
As long as Goodell isn't around for the next CBA (10 yrs away)
Do we go fetal and beg for mercy? Or do we pick up that broken piece of pipe laying on the ground and come up swinging? I choose pipe.
Sober (again) since January 10th, 2011.
by nateforchiefs on Jan 25, 2012 1:23 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Johnson: "Hey I heard you got an extension... how does your wife like it?"
Awaiting my punishment.
by BigRedChief on Jan 25, 2012 1:25 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
"I pay less taxes than that ball boy."
“Me too!”
When you gotta go in the lion's den, you don't go quiet. You go in loud, kick the door down and say WHERE IS THE SONUVABITCH. -B. Billick
by Brsrkr on Jan 25, 2012 1:29 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
Woody: nice contract, Rog!
Goodell: yeah, that $1 BS didn’t last long, did it
Twisted Lord of AP Color Commentary (H/T - Loco)
Winner: 2009 Nostradamus of Arrowhead Pride Award
"I shall conquer untruth by truth" - Mahatma Gandhi
"It's always easier to sell 'em some shit than it is to give 'em the truth" - Shel Silverstein, The Perfect High
hi, Mo! 5 minutes!!!
by upamtn on Jan 25, 2012 1:34 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Fake smiles for these poor drunkard NFL fans
Yes pay me money’s!!! I want all da money’s!!!
How long should you try? Until.
- Jim Rohn
by Matt_Grbac on Jan 25, 2012 1:39 PM CST via mobile reply actions 1 recs
"Those coeds said they like me for my looks!"
“They told me it was my personality!”
“AAAHAHAHAHA! Here, have some more money, girls!”
When you gotta go in the lion's den, you don't go quiet. You go in loud, kick the door down and say WHERE IS THE SONUVABITCH. -B. Billick
by Brsrkr on Jan 25, 2012 1:44 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
"Your name is Woody...and I have one."
My earliest Chiefs memories are watching guys named Dawson, Podolak, Taylor, Thomas, Bell, and Buchanan. So, yeah...I'm kind of an old fart.
"Your name is Woody...and I AM one".
Is what it should have said. Damn. Humor fail.
My earliest Chiefs memories are watching guys named Dawson, Podolak, Taylor, Thomas, Bell, and Buchanan. So, yeah...I'm kind of an old fart.
by Scott B. on Jan 25, 2012 1:50 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Rex said what????
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
For constantly playing Palko, Haley needs to be fired
by ArrowheadHunter on Jan 25, 2012 1:49 PM CST reply actions
Rex said what????
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
For constantly playing Palko, Haley needs to be fired
by ArrowheadHunter on Jan 25, 2012 1:50 PM CST reply actions
Rex said what????
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
To make a bad day worse, spend it wishing for the impossible.
I've had the same dream every night this week. I think it means that the spring season flopped and my subconscious has gone into reruns.
by chiefsandcigars on Jan 25, 2012 1:55 PM CST reply actions 3 recs
HA!
double post was doubled and tripled
For constantly playing Palko, Haley needs to be fired
by ArrowheadHunter on Jan 25, 2012 1:58 PM CST up reply actions
Goodell: "Now, if the Colts try to trade Manning to anyone but you... I'll straight Sterns that thing."
2012 Chiefs Draft Picks by Falcon58: CB Kirkpatrick/G DeCastro 1st rd, WR Wright/OT Adams or Sanders 2nd rd, QB Foles/ILB Messina 3rd rd, ILB Messina/OT Oglesby 4th rd, TE M. Williams/RB I. Pead 5th rd, RB L. Dunbar 6th, S G. Iloka 6th/7th FA Signings: NT Poliai or Hill, Resign: Carr, Bowe, Orton, McClain, Gordon, Belcher. Trade Dorsey for picks, promote Gordon to DT/DE.
As a Laker fan
I could honestly see something like this happening to our Chiefs just because we are that unlucky lol
Yup. We need a PG in the worst way. I'd gladly give up Gasol for one.
Of course, I’d gladly give up a bunch of guys on the roster for that. This team was headed for a rebuild when Jackson left. Wrong personnel for current coaching scheme.
2012 Chiefs Draft Picks by Falcon58: CB Kirkpatrick/G DeCastro 1st rd, WR Wright/OT Adams or Sanders 2nd rd, QB Foles/ILB Messina 3rd rd, ILB Messina/OT Oglesby 4th rd, TE M. Williams/RB I. Pead 5th rd, RB L. Dunbar 6th, S G. Iloka 6th/7th FA Signings: NT Poliai or Hill, Resign: Carr, Bowe, Orton, McClain, Gordon, Belcher. Trade Dorsey for picks, promote Gordon to DT/DE.
Goodell: We were going to fire him anyway for what we heard "through the grape vine"
Do we go fetal and beg for mercy? Or do we pick up that broken piece of pipe laying on the ground and come up swinging? I choose pipe.
Sober (again) since January 10th, 2011.
by nateforchiefs on Jan 25, 2012 2:56 PM CST up reply actions
Is that nuclear winter over there?
Meh...
I don't only want to stand out here when we get our asses kicked... I like to stand out here when we kick somebody else's ass... Big Win, Big Win ~ Todd Haley
@w_a_watts
by Chief-blinders-on on Jan 25, 2012 3:04 PM CST reply actions
Woody Johnson looks like Rudy Goooliani
by craig in calgary on Jan 25, 2012 3:17 PM CST reply actions
"Has anybody seen Kyle?"
“He’s about this tall.”
“Anybody? Seen Kyle?”
“Seen Kyle?”
It's no fun if I have to explain it.
by TRSChief on Jan 25, 2012 3:21 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Woody: Hey Rog, I thinks these Chiefs are going to beat the packers next week!
RG: HA HA HA HA HA! You senile ’ol fart! The only way that would happen is if they fired their coach Monday! HA HA HA!
You Play to Win the game!!!
by Wichita Chief on Jan 25, 2012 3:25 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
"Don't Steve Tyler and Tom Brady make a cute couple?"
If it wasn’t for the accursed paycheck, would I really imprison myself in this dungeon of the human soul?
by electriclight on Jan 25, 2012 3:56 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
"Hey, did you see that last Caption This on AP?"
“Yeah, what a buncha knobs.”
When you gotta go in the lion's den, you don't go quiet. You go in loud, kick the door down and say WHERE IS THE SONUVABITCH. -B. Billick
by Brsrkr on Jan 25, 2012 4:00 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Clark Hunt said he would pay tab at dinner last night and bailed on me..
Ha!!! Cheap bastard!
GIVE JAMAAL THE DAMN BALL!!!!!
by chief913-816 on Jan 25, 2012 4:07 PM CST via mobile reply actions 1 recs
Hey Woody, look at that fat idiot.......
……he’s guarenteeing another Jets Super Bowl next year.
by Longhorn2202 on Jan 25, 2012 4:11 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
"Hey Rog, is that H2E solo picketting in front of your box again?"
“Ha, yeah. Have his car towed.”
“So 36 seconds ago.”
When you gotta go in the lion's den, you don't go quiet. You go in loud, kick the door down and say WHERE IS THE SONUVABITCH. -B. Billick
by Brsrkr on Jan 25, 2012 4:16 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
*Not pictured left of frame
Brett Favre visually explains his groin pains to Jets sideline reporter Jenn Sterger
Look at that... Rex has his head up his A$$ again!!!
So you think you are so important that no one can replace you? Put your finger in a bucket of water and pull it out. Does it leave a hole? Nope, just some ripples that eventually calm themselves!
by Fan of the Red And Gold on Jan 25, 2012 4:45 PM CST reply actions
Wow... Rex is sucking on his toes again...
So you think you are so important that no one can replace you? Put your finger in a bucket of water and pull it out. Does it leave a hole? Nope, just some ripples that eventually calm themselves!
by Fan of the Red And Gold on Jan 25, 2012 4:47 PM CST reply actions
I told you man. Pioli’s dong is tucked into that knee brace.
by Charles Robinson Jr on Jan 25, 2012 5:01 PM CST reply actions
You will be getting Peyton this year like it or not.
An all NY all Manning Superbowl is just too big to not to tap. Did I mention that I am in charge of officiating. Ca Ching$. Now get the fuck out of here.
by Idahochief on Jan 25, 2012 7:09 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Roger said: " You know, that Sanchez really does throw like shit Wood..."
Woody: " I Know.. But I already fuckin’ signed him long term…….Stupid me huh?
Koolta: A die hard chiefs fan
by Kool TA on Jan 25, 2012 7:57 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
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