First let me start off by saying, Tyson Jackson sucks and is fat ; ) No, no, no that's not what this post is about. Just a little humor to break the ice. If it went over your head, don't worry about it. It was a reference to a post and a night I won't soon forget. I actually think I may have had a minor heart attack from laughing so hard. It was also a night when AP got fried, literally deep fried. If anyone missed it.....yes my AP brethren....... I've got it!
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ALL OF IT uncut and uninterrupted,....I think ; ) so all you'll have to do is nuke some popcorn and grab a six...enjoy!
I found this video and it seemed to fit, with all these crazy posts coming out and their authors ; ) Take a moment if you will and see if you can pick out which one is skitzo....I kid, I kid. Let us not forget it was skitzo who once said,
The Creep (feat. Nicki Minaj & John Waters)
Now that we all have been "Creeped" out, please wash your hands and try and follow me through this slippery path of trying to bring football and religion together, "Oh no, is he really going to go there?" you say, well Tebow can, why can't I? anyway humor me and please hear me out.
While surfing a post yesterday I ran into a discussion going on about ideas for a new post, a "good" post. Well this ain't it, but I thought , yea somebody should, because some of the crap coming out is a bit bothersome to say the least. Please realize it is not me who should be doing one of these because I am an Imbecile. I really wanted to be the village idiot but that is taken already, by someone they say is way more qualified than me, so I will wear my little dunce cap with AP pride!
Where was I? oh yea, the discussion. Yes, Ups and MN were talking about doing a post on the importance of the interior of an Offensive Line. Here is upamtn's comment;......yes! your royalties are in the mail, now go wait by the box ; )
something that shows "definitively" (if there can be such a thing) that the interior of an Offensive Line "as a group" is more important than the separate parts thereof
I did ask that question of Kalo and Bewsaf … Kalo was kind enough to drop me a line and say "umm I dunno" … nothing from Bewsaf, might have gotten lose in the shuffle
just seems to me that that "group as a whole" thing makes sense somehow
As soon as he said that, The Threefold Cord thought came to me. Geez, Ups stirring Biblical Scripture, oh no.
OK, ok, enough religion, but you get the parable, and now... to convert that to football. The three parts to The Threefold Cord is; of course The Center, and his two Guards by his sides. This "wedge" if you will, does, the real grunt work. The Center is the captain, calling all the blocking coverages. Not to mention pass blocking, so the QB can step up into a nice pocket. It will give a QB an extra second or two to check down his receivers. The guards do the pulling and leading for the run game. This of course is the most important part of the running game. Little side note, I believe The Chiefs are a running team ; ) "Yes Masons, we all know what you're saying." Ok then, one question..... what should be the strongest or sharpest part of an Arrowhead? (no pun intended)
So with out further ado .....Ladies and Gentlemen (and you to skitz) of AP, I bring to you The Chiefs, Threefold Cord!
and to add that "Third" fold, I introduce The Chiefs 2012 first round pick..........G, David DeCastro, Stanford
He is almost as scary as seeing those lips at the bottom of the page...there goes the neighborhood ; )
Of course I didn't add any data to substantiate the "importance" claim, but hey I'm an Imbecile and at least there are some pretty pictures I've included ; ) I'll leave the technical stuff to those who will, I hope, grace the comment section of this little post. At the very least it's a sheepish way to push DeCastro on everyone, hehe.
The real basis of this post is to create some discussion on the unsung heroes of football, the grunts. Tackles get the $ and the praise for protecting the QB. Yes of course they're important and by no means am I diminishing that fact but ....the tip to that Arrowhead better be sharp! Without it you might as well go to battle with a wet noodle.
*no dolphins were harmed in the making of this post, I did though, happen to pull my groin......don't ask ; )