Caption This
by Joel Thorman on Jan 24, 2012 6:11 PM CST
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I'm gonna start trying to make these Caption This posts somewhat relevant to the news. Today is Peyton Manning, who did this interview with Bob Kravitz of the Indy Star.
What's Peyton saying to himself?
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Awesome Eli
My evil plan has worked to perfection here in Indy.
I should rise to #1 in the Irsay head coaches Twitter wars soon
"Can't wait to replace this retarded-ass hat with a horse-shoe for a bad-ass hat with an Arrowhead"
"saints_chiefsfan1979 is a genius" - yes, I lost a bet.
by Tomahawk29 on Jan 24, 2012 6:19 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
"I just saved 15% on my car insurance by switching to Geico."
"Be an analyst. Don’t be a douchebag." - Terrell Suggs to Skip Bayless
or I could talk to flo
Providing COLOR commentary for Arrowhead Pride! AKA The Picture Diva!
"To be good is to be forgotten. I'm going to be so bad I'll always be remembered."-Theda Bara, silent film vixen
Yes...YES....
The more they lose, the more likely it is I won’t have to play football in a warehouse!
"Whenever I walk, people try to hand me out flyers. And when someone tries to hand me out a flyer, it’s kinda like they’re saying, ‘Here—you throw this away.’"
-Mitch Hedberg
I can remember the smell!
Of Arrowhead on game day BBQ! Decisions Decisions!
"Aww man, I sure hope KC has hot female trainers for me to butt-face, haven't done that in a minute".
"Why are all these people here? There are too many people on this earth. We need a new plague…"
-Dwight Schrute
"Eli better than me? Seriously? He's maybe top 5 in the game today, I'm top 5 of all time"
“Eli can eat a dick”
by craig in calgary on Jan 24, 2012 6:31 PM CST reply actions 4 recs
I wish I could move my neck, I can't see the scoreboard
by Chiefs_KC on Jan 24, 2012 6:31 PM CST reply actions 5 recs
Man.....
I wish I was as good as Eli
by badassz1987 on Jan 24, 2012 6:32 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Freeeeeeaaaaaapppppppppppppp!
“Oh man, I tried to hold that fart in but now its going to sizzle the hairs off of old Bubba here!”
"The Hammer"
Not a caption but....
It’s odd to me that if the Chiefs looked into trading for Manning last offseason, why they aren’t being mentioned at all in the list of teams who will likely be in the running when he’s released.
"Give them nothing! But take from them everything!"
How would the Chiefs not be the ideal landing point on both ends?
1) Glaring hole at QB
2) Weapons all over the damn place
3) Defense about to turn the corner to Top 5
4) Salary cap room
5) Wide open division/conference
6) I really want to win a playoff game in my lifetime.
by craig in calgary on Jan 24, 2012 6:41 PM CST up reply actions
How healthy are you?
6) I really want to win a playoff game in my lifetime.
Do you follow a good diet and exercise regimen?
"Be an analyst. Don’t be a douchebag." - Terrell Suggs to Skip Bayless
by Tarkus on Jan 24, 2012 6:43 PM CST up reply actions 6 recs
Then you still have a chance.
"Be an analyst. Don’t be a douchebag." - Terrell Suggs to Skip Bayless
by Tarkus on Jan 24, 2012 6:47 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
So he's telling you there's a chance
Providing COLOR commentary for Arrowhead Pride! AKA The Picture Diva!
"To be good is to be forgotten. I'm going to be so bad I'll always be remembered."-Theda Bara, silent film vixen
You would think if the report was right(and it was from an actually reliable guy at Yahoo sports)
That Pioli would at least consider signing him if he debated trading for him. He can’t be so in love with Cassel that he can’t see all 6 of your points.
"Give them nothing! But take from them everything!"
by GenericBrand on Jan 24, 2012 6:46 PM CST up reply actions
Or can he?...
"Give them nothing! But take from them everything!"
by GenericBrand on Jan 24, 2012 6:47 PM CST up reply actions
If he is cut (probable)
…and he signs a very team friendly contract with the Phins or Skins and we are still the equivalent under the cap, I’m going to be soooo pissed.
by craig in calgary on Jan 24, 2012 6:51 PM CST up reply actions
I've been looking for it on AP for awhile now and can't find it back.
It was a Yahoo article that got front paged and it wasn’t Mike Silver who seems to chirp about everything but was someone much more reliable. I’ll keep looking.
"Give them nothing! But take from them everything!"
by GenericBrand on Jan 24, 2012 8:14 PM CST up reply actions
Our offensive line isnt good
And Peyton has serious neck problems.
Not a very good mix
Me and Matt Cassel just - you up, dog!
by ChiefWarPaint on Jan 24, 2012 7:10 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Haha
Name one good Olineman Peyton Manning has ever had (That doesn’t look like Joel Thorman)
Peyton knows the offense so well and the ball gets out of his hand so fast, the oline is irrelevant.
by craig in calgary on Jan 24, 2012 7:15 PM CST up reply actions
Ryan Lilja
Name one good Olineman Peyton Manning has ever had
"Be an analyst. Don’t be a douchebag." - Terrell Suggs to Skip Bayless
by Tarkus on Jan 24, 2012 7:42 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I think Saturday=Thorman
"Why are all these people here? There are too many people on this earth. We need a new plague…"
-Dwight Schrute
I've seen a couple of articles that had the Chiefs and the 9'ers, and to a lesser degree the Jets and the Dolphins
As the main teams that could be considered for Pey-Pey.
So it’s not all the talking heads leaving us out. Mostly just ESPN and their foot fetish love of the Jets and things like that.
It's no fun if I have to explain it.
by TRSChief on Jan 24, 2012 6:42 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
If I Had To Bet
He ends up with the Jets. He won’t have to play in the same conference as his brother, the Jets have some tools to work with, they’re getting sick of Mark Sanchez’ stagnation, and Tom Moore is working there.
That seems most likely.
They’re also not afraid to take risks.
"Be an analyst. Don’t be a douchebag." - Terrell Suggs to Skip Bayless
Their locker room is a mess
LT said that not that long ago. I do not think Peyton wants any part of that.
by Chiefsdodgerslakers2415 on Jan 24, 2012 7:45 PM CST up reply actions
Don't forget Rexy
He would be bragging about his new HOF bound QB and how he is going to kick the league’s ass. He would also proclaim Peyton unsackable, so you might as well leave the pass rushers on the bench. His mouth could put Peyton in a wheelchair.
The Locker Room Might Be A Mess
But let’s also keep in mind that players police the locker room and Manning was a leader in Indianapolis. He brings a Super Bowl ring and HOF credentials to fill a position currently filled by a guy that teammates see as spoiled and potentially untalented.
Chemistry is created by winning…I think Manning addresses a lot of issues for them if he’s healthy.
maybe...just maybe
that’s why they can say Muir is our oline coach with leaving it up to the new OC, cause Manning will be the new OC/QB, yeah I know wishful thinking
I picture this
-Kool Aid drinking Cassel Believer-
(7-9) My record of picking Chiefs games before the season
(12-4) My Chiefs before the season prediction
Thunder Win-Loss 2011-2012 record (52-14)
Western division champs
NBA Champs over Miami Heat
Looks like he has the script for his next commercial under the brim of his hat.
"saints_chiefsfan1979 is a genius" - yes, I lost a bet.
My head is attached to my neck by a piece of thread....
But who gives a crap….I am a MANNING dammit!!
How long should you try? Until.
- Jim Rohn
by Matt_Grbac on Jan 24, 2012 7:18 PM CST via mobile reply actions 1 recs
"Ha... postpone the $28M bonus date... yeah I'll get right on that"
Twitter: @RaiderHater86
by ExRoyalsFan on Jan 24, 2012 7:38 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
LOL
although I can’t rec that, because you implied Manning wouldn’t be a Chief ;-)
Ryan Succop will be the kicker for the AFC in the 2011 Pro Bowl
Peyton:
I am going to beat the hell out of you, you, you, you you you
by Chiefsdodgerslakers2415 on Jan 24, 2012 7:48 PM CST reply actions
Next year when you play KC they will have a lot more points than this
I will make sure of it
For constantly playing Palko, Haley needs to be fired
by ArrowheadHunter on Jan 24, 2012 8:00 PM CST reply actions
KC
Well I’m going to Kansas City, Kansas City here I come, they all want a super bowl ring, and I’m gonna get them one!
"Ferris Bueller, you're my hero."
2012 Chiefs Draft Picks by Falcon58: G DeCastro 1st round, NT Ta'amu 2nd round or OT Adcock 2nd/3rd round, TE Egnew 3rd round, RB Ganaway 5th/6th, QB Case Keenum 5th/6th. Resign: Carr, Bowe, Orton, McClain, Gordon(in that order). Trade Dorsey for picks, promote Gordon to DT/DE.
by Falcon58 on Jan 24, 2012 8:31 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
GOD, I hate having to stand on the sidelines
and know that every other fucking second a TV camera is going to be pointed at me, so I have to keep this stupid-ass grin on my face for the whole fucking game.
2010 = The beginning of a dynasty
by ChiefWildcat on Jan 24, 2012 8:36 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Damn that was a good catch by DBowe,
Good thing im gona be throwin to him next season!
by tyson_jackson who? on Jan 24, 2012 8:55 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Any time now...come on......come on....
I just know that little bird sitting up there is gonna crap all over Brady.
You Play to Win the game!!!
by Wichita Chief on Jan 24, 2012 8:59 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
He needs one of these.............
Providing COLOR commentary for Arrowhead Pride! AKA The Picture Diva!
"I am not embarrassed to be with a younger man, except when I drop him off at school."-Angie Dickinson, veteran vixen
Ahhhhhhhhhh... that's how it feels peeing in my pants
RAC City. I predict an AFC West crown in 2012. If Cassel is not the QB, Chiefs will go deep into the playoffs and possibly make some sizable upsets. It all depends how healthy the team gets but Superbowl aspirations for sure.
by 58 was my friend on Jan 24, 2012 9:22 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
God I'd rather be in KC!
Braccae illae virides cum subucula rosea et tunica Caledonia-quam elenganter concinnatur!
by Buck'O on Jan 24, 2012 9:40 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
I'm looking at you Irsay (sp?) ... that's right..
I’m switching shit up next season.. I have a bigger fan base in KC where they ACTUALLY want me to play and succeed!
Stanzi: "If you don't love it, leave it! USA #1"
(quietly laughing)..
PM:You smell that Painter?!
CP: eww, was that you Peyton? Geez
PM: That’s the smell of success bitch.. Soak it up, you’re going to need it..
Stanzi: "If you don't love it, leave it! USA #1"
Some folks call it a sling blade.
I call it a Kaiser blade.
by Black and Gold on Jan 24, 2012 11:15 PM CST reply actions
Curtis Painter: "Gee, Peyton, what do you want to do tonight?"
Peyton Manning: “The same thing we do every night, Painter—try to take over the world!”
"Man, That one stinks!"
“Oh crap Curtis is right there. I hope to god he doesn’t smell that…”
Bleedin Red & Gold... and Purple... since 1992.
by chiefs_fan_forever on Jan 25, 2012 9:17 AM CST reply actions
How do you like it now, Irsay?
Thinking to self:
“My evil plan finally is coming to fruit! Now Irsay will know how I felt when he shipped most of my boys away! That’s right, the plan I devised a long time ago is so brilliant I can’t fail! What’s most brilliant is how I got the money guaranteed! I STILL got paid to do this! Kansas City, here I come! Now the question is will I join them as QB or as OC? Heck, I will be OC until my neck is 100% then I will play QB and OC because I am that GOOD! (evil grin)”
Curtis’ thought:
“Mmmm…donuts, Is there anything they can’t do? (drooling)”
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