Caption This
by Joel Thorman on Jan 18, 2012 4:48 PM CST
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We decided to go old-school for today's Caption This with this January 1998 playoff game between the Chiefs and Broncos.
Give us your best one-liner on the picture above. What's Marty saying to Donnie Edwards?
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YOU ARE A TERRIBLE COACH!!
YOU’RE TOO CONSERVATIVE!!!!
ISN’T THAT RIGHT HERM? HERM? LOOK AT ME HERM!
Wait you’re not Herm…
by golfbard on Jan 18, 2012 4:50 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
"For the last time, pick up that damn candy wrapper!"
by Tarkus on Jan 18, 2012 4:51 PM CST reply actions 3 recs
And now we know why his teams never won it all.
"saints_chiefsfan1979 is a genius" - yes, I lost a bet.
by Tomahawk29 on Jan 18, 2012 4:52 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
you keep throwing that out there to see if it will stick......
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"To be good is to be forgotten. I'm going to be so bad I'll always be remembered."-Theda Bara, silent film vixen
by LadyChief on Jan 18, 2012 5:03 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
This works for every Bronco thread.....................
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"To be good is to be forgotten. I'm going to be so bad I'll always be remembered."-Theda Bara, silent film vixen
by LadyChief on Jan 18, 2012 5:08 PM CST up reply actions 4 recs
Hey LC, did you get any of these shoes yet?
by Tarkus on Jan 18, 2012 5:11 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
No..Are they on sale?.............
women love shoe sales
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"To be good is to be forgotten. I'm going to be so bad I'll always be remembered."-Theda Bara, silent film vixen
by LadyChief on Jan 18, 2012 5:17 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Now these are the right color...........
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"To be good is to be forgotten. I'm going to be so bad I'll always be remembered."-Theda Bara, silent film vixen
by LadyChief on Jan 18, 2012 5:28 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Do you believe in magic?
Meh...
I don't only want to stand out here when we get our asses kicked... I like to stand out here when we kick somebody else's ass... Big Win, Big Win ~ Todd Haley
@w_a_watts
by Chief-blinders-on on Jan 18, 2012 5:40 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
so I have to click my heels together
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"To be good is to be forgotten. I'm going to be so bad I'll always be remembered."-Theda Bara, silent film vixen
I think that Target has them..........
Providing COLOR commentary for Arrowhead Pride! AKA The Picture Diva!
"To be good is to be forgotten. I'm going to be so bad I'll always be remembered."-Theda Bara, silent film vixen
Pioli may or may not have dropped/found a candy wrapper on the ground
which magically turned into an invisible bug on Haleys phone and now a few feel he deserves to rot in Leavenworth for it
-Kool Aid drinking Cassel Believer-
(7-9) My record of picking Chiefs games before the season
(12-4) My Chiefs before the season prediction
Thunder Win-Loss 2011-2012 record (52-14)
Western division champs
NBA Champs over Miami Heat
"... RO... DAH!"
"saints_chiefsfan1979 is a genius" - yes, I lost a bet.
by Tomahawk29 on Jan 18, 2012 4:52 PM CST reply actions 3 recs
Glad to see at least a couple of people got the Skyrim reference.
Seriously though, Marty looks like a Draugr Deathlord.
"saints_chiefsfan1979 is a genius" - yes, I lost a bet.
by Tomahawk29 on Jan 18, 2012 7:23 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
"Why in the hell did you do that Donnie? You cost us 15 yards!"
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"To be good is to be forgotten. I'm going to be so bad I'll always be remembered."-Theda Bara, silent film vixen
by LadyChief on Jan 18, 2012 4:54 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Something like that, or...
…We CAN’T let these guys run on us! DENY THE RUN!
Donnie was our LB/S ’tweener, and maybe needed bucking-up, because he was worn out and the bad guys were starting to run it.
would of ≠ would've
by hmills110 on Jan 18, 2012 5:14 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
He DOES sorta look like Christoper Lloyd.
It took me a while to put the name and the number together, and even longer to figure out that the old man in the picture is Marty.
would of ≠ would've
by hmills110 on Jan 18, 2012 5:16 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
hhhheeeeehhhhaaaaawwwwwhhhheeeehhhhhaaaawwww
Marty doing his impression of John Elway.
by Spiderwomn69 on Jan 18, 2012 4:55 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
Donnie:
“Hey Coach, show us the face you gave Greg Hill’s girl last night”
#82 - Pay The Man & Play The Man
by KansasCityShuffle on Jan 18, 2012 4:55 PM CST reply actions 3 recs
We're gonna run the inside blitz.
would of ≠ would've
by hmills110 on Jan 18, 2012 5:17 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Ahh!
I’m so mad I’m going to go to San Diego and you’re coming with me! We’ll have minimal success then leave!
by BAyers2929 on Jan 18, 2012 5:04 PM CST reply actions 3 recs
"What the hell?!!!!"
“Carl told me we’re not going to re-sign you!!! If I get fired I’m never coming back to this stupid organization!!!”
by KCMizzou on Jan 18, 2012 5:05 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
I knew I picked the wrong week
I knew I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue!
by ET9691 on Jan 18, 2012 5:11 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
Donnie, you keep playing like that we're gonna ship you off to San Diego ... seriously!
Twisted Lord of AP Color Commentary (H/T - Loco)
Winner: 2009 Nostradamus of Arrowhead Pride Award
"I shall conquer untruth by truth" - Mahatma Gandhi
"It's always easier to sell 'em some shit than it is to give 'em the truth" - Shel Silverstein, The Perfect High
hi, Mo! 5 minutes!!!
by upamtn on Jan 18, 2012 5:17 PM CST reply actions 4 recs
The gleam! It's in my eye!
When you gotta go in the lion's den, you don't go quiet. You go in loud, kick the door down and say WHERE IS THE SONUVABITCH. -B. Billick
by Brsrkr on Jan 18, 2012 5:18 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
"Shave......and.........a........haircut.........
"Why are all these people here? There are too many people on this earth. We need a new plague…"
-Dwight Schrute
by severn58 on Jan 18, 2012 5:18 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
2 bits!
Twisted Lord of AP Color Commentary (H/T - Loco)
Winner: 2009 Nostradamus of Arrowhead Pride Award
"I shall conquer untruth by truth" - Mahatma Gandhi
"It's always easier to sell 'em some shit than it is to give 'em the truth" - Shel Silverstein, The Perfect High
hi, Mo! 5 minutes!!!
by upamtn on Jan 18, 2012 5:19 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
"I swear they've bugged my beeper!"
by KeyboardGato on Jan 18, 2012 5:19 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
This doesn't have much to do with anything you said...
I was just looking for a pic of an old phone when I found this…I need this a T-Shirt
"Why are all these people here? There are too many people on this earth. We need a new plague…"
-Dwight Schrute
by severn58 on Jan 18, 2012 5:59 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
The Zac Morris
Meh...
I don't only want to stand out here when we get our asses kicked... I like to stand out here when we kick somebody else's ass... Big Win, Big Win ~ Todd Haley
@w_a_watts
by Chief-blinders-on on Jan 18, 2012 6:01 PM CST up reply actions
Ah, the 90's
When the coolest guy in school wore a pink and purple striped shirt…
Ryan Succop will be the kicker for the AFC in the 2011 Pro Bowl
by PVChiefsfan on Jan 19, 2012 5:53 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Well damn, and here I thought the coolest guy in school had clothing dyslexia
"Why are all these people here? There are too many people on this earth. We need a new plague…"
-Dwight Schrute
by severn58 on Jan 19, 2012 6:50 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
now that looks like a phone that been bugged
will the chiefs ever draft a Qb in the first round, not since todd blackledge in 83. and the chiefs could of had marino. OH well atleast 65 toss power trap worked for KC, it should be wide open red. Hank stram still the man.
by niageriannit1 on Jan 18, 2012 8:06 PM CST up reply actions
There's an elbow shaped alien bursting out of my chest!
When you gotta go in the lion's den, you don't go quiet. You go in loud, kick the door down and say WHERE IS THE SONUVABITCH. -B. Billick
by Brsrkr on Jan 18, 2012 5:19 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Marty: Screw Lake Dawson!
By the time I am through with him he will be working in the Front Office of the goddam Houston Titans…
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh….. Elvis Grbac!
Donnie: Is this a good time to ask about my new contract?
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh….. Steve Bono!
What Marty really said:
"I just knew we were going to score," Schottenheimer said. "I do not believe in self-pity. And I have such a distaste for people who do. I think it’s wrong. I really do."
Meh...
I don't only want to stand out here when we get our asses kicked... I like to stand out here when we kick somebody else's ass... Big Win, Big Win ~ Todd Haley
@w_a_watts
by Chief-blinders-on on Jan 18, 2012 5:20 PM CST reply actions
Hey Donnie
San Diego is in our future!
The value of life can be measured by how many times your soul has been deeply stirred!
by wwJamaalCharlesdo on Jan 18, 2012 5:30 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
I know it dont really fit but its the 1st thing that came to mind
SCHWING!!
-Kool Aid drinking Cassel Believer-
(7-9) My record of picking Chiefs games before the season
(12-4) My Chiefs before the season prediction
Thunder Win-Loss 2011-2012 record (52-14)
Western division champs
NBA Champs over Miami Heat
by slackator on Jan 18, 2012 5:32 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Just wait!!!
In a few years they will have Tebow!!
by maddirishman on Jan 18, 2012 5:33 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
Marty yelling:
FUCK THE RAIDERS!!!!!!!!
Donnie: Coach, we’re playing the Broncos……..
by Chiefs447 on Jan 18, 2012 5:38 PM CST reply actions 5 recs
am I the only one who can picture Martys response being
so whats your point?
-Kool Aid drinking Cassel Believer-
(7-9) My record of picking Chiefs games before the season
(12-4) My Chiefs before the season prediction
Thunder Win-Loss 2011-2012 record (52-14)
Western division champs
NBA Champs over Miami Heat
Yeah, I imagine him saying:
“Well fuck them too!!!”
"saints_chiefsfan1979 is a genius" - yes, I lost a bet.
by Tomahawk29 on Jan 18, 2012 7:24 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
"I Had Onions On My Sub Today"
“How’s my breath? Can you smell it? Can you smell it? You can? Sit your ass on the bench, Donnie, before I ship you to San Diego.”
by UCrawford on Jan 18, 2012 5:39 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
Is that an elbow in martys gut?
If so, he isnt say anything. Just OUCH!
by TheScreenName on Jan 18, 2012 5:42 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
"I said....ARE. YOU. READY. FOR. THE. LIL WAYNE CONCERT??"
by KCJayhawk on Jan 18, 2012 5:46 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
The good ole days
Back when Chiefs were Chiefs and not bitching about candy wrappers and other nonsense.
by chadb on Jan 18, 2012 6:04 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
I think Marty was channeling a bit of Nostradamus there.
Marty: "Ya know what! Ya know what, Donnie! If you think I’m an asshole? If you think I’m fuckin crazy?
“Well … if you’re still playin here? Some coach is gonna along someday and make me look fuckin sane! Make me look like a fuckin nice guy! And make you wish … you had me back!”
A Dog's Heart
He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion.
Author Unknown
by LocoLoboChico on Jan 18, 2012 6:09 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
"If you think our offense sucks now...
…wait 14 years when they hire my son, Brian over there as OC!"
by chiefsjwg on Jan 18, 2012 6:12 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
FUCKIN HEMOROIDS!
When will the Chiefs be a winning franchise again?
by Eric Allen on Jan 18, 2012 6:15 PM CST via mobile reply actions
marty gunther just called another blitz
oh,why the hell are u sitting on the sidelines donnie
will the chiefs ever draft a Qb in the first round, not since todd blackledge in 83. and the chiefs could of had marino. OH well atleast 65 toss power trap worked for KC, it should be wide open red. Hank stram still the man.
AAAAHHHH!!!
Someone get this football outta my A**!!!!
How long should you try? Until.
- Jim Rohn
by Matt_Grbac on Jan 18, 2012 6:21 PM CST via mobile reply actions
OKAY DONNIE......
We’re going into our PREVENT DEFENSE now, so man up!
by KCRiseFromTheAshes on Jan 18, 2012 6:23 PM CST reply actions
donnie I told u marty to start gannon not grbac today
marty oh
will the chiefs ever draft a Qb in the first round, not since todd blackledge in 83. and the chiefs could of had marino. OH well atleast 65 toss power trap worked for KC, it should be wide open red. Hank stram still the man.
Alright
Who the hell farted!?
When will the Chiefs be a winning franchise again?
by Eric Allen on Jan 18, 2012 6:24 PM CST via mobile reply actions
By the looks of it Donnie
Providing COLOR commentary for Arrowhead Pride! AKA The Picture Diva!
"To be good is to be forgotten. I'm going to be so bad I'll always be remembered."-Theda Bara, silent film vixen
I told you Edwards.....
The car has to be going EXACTLY 88 mph for this to work damn it!!!!!!
by b.whitcraft on Jan 18, 2012 6:41 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
U stowl mah
fawls teef you muvver fuh-er!
"The Hammer"
by G.L. on Jan 18, 2012 6:57 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
"THEY LIKE ME FOR YELLING, BUT HATE THAT OTHER GUY"
I DON’T GET IT EITHER
by LHO on Jan 18, 2012 7:21 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Donnie! Let me tell you son, I am STYLIN and PROFILIN!! The Naycha Boy!
by TheScootness on Jan 18, 2012 7:32 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Oh yeah
You got my vote with a wrestling reference!! ;)
How long should you try? Until.
- Jim Rohn
by Matt_Grbac on Jan 18, 2012 8:03 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Donnie, i know they smell good but dont let their fabric softener soften you up big boy
Now go get the gleam
by Chiefs08Matt on Jan 18, 2012 7:45 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Damn it
I’m such a fucking idiot for starting Elvis instead of Gannon for this playoff game. Now go find the gleem
In nomeni parti et fili spiritus sancti
by saints_chiefsfan1979 on Jan 18, 2012 7:46 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Look John has had corrective jaw surgery!
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"To be good is to be forgotten. I'm going to be so bad I'll always be remembered."-Theda Bara, silent film vixen
by LadyChief on Jan 18, 2012 7:48 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
LOUD NOISES!!!!!!!!
Jamaal Charles is here to kick ass and chew bubble gum; and he's all outta bubble gum.
by His Royal Greatness on Jan 18, 2012 7:57 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
I love…lamp
Jamaal Charles is here to kick ass and chew bubble gum; and he's all outta bubble gum.
by His Royal Greatness on Jan 18, 2012 7:57 PM CST up reply actions
hehe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBYg_EjkNR0
the expat formally known as Chiefsinchina
by Shanghai_Chiefs on Jan 18, 2012 8:14 PM CST up reply actions
+1
2011 Chiefs record prediction: 7-9
by Kristospherein on Jan 18, 2012 8:17 PM CST up reply actions
" Don't you ever smack my ass again...YOU HEAR ME DONNIE!!!!!
Koolta: A die hard chiefs fan
by Kool TA on Jan 18, 2012 8:05 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
WTF?? WHADDYA MEAN YER COLD???
That’s it Donnie, if I hear you complain one more time about how cold January in KC is, you’re gonna end up in San Diego…then I suppose you’ll get too hot there and wanna come back here.
Nothin' quite like hearing 78k plus chanting "We're gonna BEAT the hell OUTTA YOU YOU"
by Copperhead Road on Jan 18, 2012 8:07 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Edwards: Hey coach show us your "Oh Face"...
Edwards: Damn…
by Stone Throwers on Jan 18, 2012 8:10 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
So coach, what did Greg Hill's girlfriend look like again?
Aww cmon coach, she had to look better than that!
by tomachop on Jan 18, 2012 8:13 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
What's a horse?
2011 Chiefs record prediction: 7-9
by Kristospherein on Jan 18, 2012 8:26 PM CST up reply actions
google: SJP
the expat formally known as Chiefsinchina
by Shanghai_Chiefs on Jan 18, 2012 8:28 PM CST up reply actions
One is more attractive than the other
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"To be good is to be forgotten. I'm going to be so bad I'll always be remembered."-Theda Bara, silent film vixen
Seriously anyone else wonder
how the hell Elway became looking like a damn horse from playing for the jackasses?
by Casey Byron Adkins on Jan 19, 2012 12:19 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
marty might be taking the gleam to tampa bay
will the chiefs ever draft a Qb in the first round, not since todd blackledge in 83. and the chiefs could of had marino. OH well atleast 65 toss power trap worked for KC, it should be wide open red. Hank stram still the man.
Donnie...Do realize what this means?!?
Without the flux capacitor, you’ll be stuck in 1950 forever and you’ll cease to exist!!!
I AM TELLING YOU...
I had a nightmare that 13 or 14 years from now, AFC West will be so horrible that three teams ended up being tied for the division with Broncos winning it despise the fact we would beat them at the end of season JUST because of some guy named…Jesus or something? You know what really pissed me off? KC wasn’t one of that three teams that tied! WTF!
by angrydeafman on Jan 18, 2012 8:31 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
yooow
donnie…what’s his finger doing in my ass!
by falon36 on Jan 18, 2012 8:45 PM CST via Android app reply actions 1 recs
Whaddya mean we choked again in the playoffs???!!!!!
The only thing that matters here is the REGULAR SEASON!!!! That’s the KANSAS CITY WAY!!!!
The only measure of true success in the NFL is the Vince Lombardi trophy. Anything less is a rationalization.
by sm7600 on Jan 18, 2012 8:47 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
BOO!!!...HISS!!!
Don’t cap-dis the good guys even though this game was #4 in the current streak… :)
Nothin' quite like hearing 78k plus chanting "We're gonna BEAT the hell OUTTA YOU YOU"
by Copperhead Road on Jan 18, 2012 8:54 PM CST up reply actions
What the fuck
Do you mean there jerseys are greased? They have stick um on their hands too!? Cheatin donkeys, I am gonna kick rat face in his ass!
When will the Chiefs be a winning franchise again?
by Eric Allen on Jan 18, 2012 9:36 PM CST via mobile reply actions 2 recs
I was waiting for someone to bring that up
I still dont know if anything pisses me off more than their “Teenaged Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze” shit on their jerseys. With all the cheating from Spygate and others, I cant believe nobody ever brings that one up.
Your eyes tell you more than any statistics can.
by kc_radrh8r on Jan 18, 2012 10:37 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
With no repercussions
No one was kicked out.
No Fines.
No unsportsmanlike Conduct penalty.
Not even a delay of game while they stopped the game to have them change their Jerseys. (or even a pointed explanation)
I think if that happened today ESPN would have “Greasegate” on their bottom line for a while. Greg Gumbel would have a feature on “Between the Lines.” Back then Tags would just tell them to leave a story alone, and they would go along to get along.
That was the one year we might have had the best team. Everyone had a feeling that the winner of that game would probably win it all. (and they did) It was a very close game, down to the wire, and I will always think it would have made a difference if they had chosen not to let the cheatin’ ass donkeys get away with it.
"Trying is the first step to sucking" -Jimmy Chance
by KHAZAD on Jan 19, 2012 12:40 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Rich Gannon's signing with who?!?!?!?!
Over Pat Barnes’ dead body!!!!
"Insert comment here."
by Tokyo Chief on Jan 18, 2012 10:14 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
"You Won't Believe This Donnie
but I just found out Carl put a hex on this team, and they won’t win another playoff game for at least 15 years! I gotta get outta here, and you should too. I’m going to Tanners. I suggest you think about San Diego."
Hallelujah! Holy shit!
Where’s the Tylenol?!?
by Ochophosphate on Jan 19, 2012 10:08 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
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