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by Joel Thorman on Jan 17, 2012 5:40 PM CST
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Not much going on around here today...
Give us your best one-line for the photo above. What's Tom Brady saying to Tim Tebow?
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Jesus Christ!
We beat the crap out of you.
by cheapham on Jan 17, 2012 5:43 PM CST reply actions 8 recs
Tebow: I know, I shouldn’t even be here.
Brady: Uhhh, ya think?!?!
by Chiefs447 on Jan 17, 2012 5:46 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Brady: I'm pretty sure
you are NOT left handed
by Spiderwomn69 on Jan 17, 2012 5:49 PM CST reply actions 10 recs
same here
and still was 3 minutes later
Bleedin Red & Gold... and Purple... since 1992.
by chiefs_fan_forever on Jan 18, 2012 12:26 AM CST up reply actions
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Brady: I have won 3 Super Bowls, I was Super Bowl MVP in 2 of them, I have been invited to seven different Pro Bowls, and I am never, ever sick at sea. So I ask you; when someone goes into that chapel and they fall on their knees and they pray to God that their team goes to the playoffs or that their Patriots cover the spread, who do you think they’re praying to? Now, go ahead and read your Bible, Tim, and you go to your church, and, with any luck, you might win the annual raffle, but if you’re looking for God, he was on the field January 15, and he doesn’t like to be second guessed. You ask me if I have a God complex. Let me tell you something: I am God.
by fongKC on Jan 17, 2012 5:50 PM CST reply actions 4 recs
No crap?! Where'd that centurion stab you, 'bout here?
When you gotta go in the lion's den, you don't go quiet. You go in loud, kick the door down and say WHERE IS THE SONUVABITCH. -B. Billick
by Brsrkr on Jan 17, 2012 5:57 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
"I'm sorry, Tim
but you know I can’t answer your prayers when I’m playing against you myself. Those are the rules. Okay, buddy?"
by TheDBroShow on Jan 17, 2012 5:57 PM CST reply actions 4 recs
"Hey kid, where's your quarterback? I want to tell him 'good game.'"
It's no fun if I have to explain it.
by TRSChief on Jan 17, 2012 5:59 PM CST reply actions 14 recs
I had to rec this!
Providing COLOR commentary for Arrowhead Pride! AKA The Picture Diva!
"To be good is to be forgotten. I'm going to be so bad I'll always be remembered."-Theda Bara, silent film vixen
This should be green
Tebow might know Jesus, but Bill Muir is old enough to have actually babysat him in the manger.
Classy ..had to rec'd
RAC City. I predict an AFC West crown in 2012. If Cassel is not the QB, Chiefs will go deep into the playoffs and possibly make some sizable upsets. It all depends how healthy the team gets but Superbowl aspirations for sure.
by 58 was my friend on Jan 17, 2012 7:00 PM CST up reply actions
Someone needs to photo shop this
with that quote in the picture and send it to the Donkys blog
Jamaal Charles is here to kick ass and chew bubble gum; and he's all outta bubble gum.
by His Royal Greatness on Jan 17, 2012 7:15 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Elway told me to let you know that you need to learn how to throw the ball.
Braccae illae virides cum subucula rosea et tunica Caledonia-quam elenganter concinnatur!
by Buck'O on Jan 17, 2012 6:06 PM CST reply actions 3 recs
He can enter the punt, kick and pass contest
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"To be good is to be forgotten. I'm going to be so bad I'll always be remembered."-Theda Bara, silent film vixen
Hey, ya know something
I bet he could punt the hell outta that thing
Braccae illae virides cum subucula rosea et tunica Caledonia-quam elenganter concinnatur!
by Buck'O on Jan 17, 2012 6:15 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
"Why the hell didn't you pick up that candy wrapper back there?"
“You’ll never win a Super Bowl without cleaning up after yourself first!”
by Tarkus on Jan 17, 2012 6:07 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
Goochy goochy goooooooo!
Only those who attempt the absurd will achieve the impossible.
Escher, M.C.
by motrepip on Jan 17, 2012 6:08 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Brady: If I take this rib from you and rub it in the dirt, can I make a woman?
Twitter: @RaiderHater86
by ExRoyalsFan on Jan 17, 2012 6:08 PM CST reply actions 3 recs
A real ugly one
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"To be good is to be forgotten. I'm going to be so bad I'll always be remembered."-Theda Bara, silent film vixen
by LadyChief on Jan 17, 2012 6:09 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
Not an Old Testament fan, I take it.
When you gotta go in the lion's den, you don't go quiet. You go in loud, kick the door down and say WHERE IS THE SONUVABITCH. -B. Billick
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Providing COLOR commentary for Arrowhead Pride! AKA The Picture Diva!
"To be good is to be forgotten. I'm going to be so bad I'll always be remembered."-Theda Bara, silent film vixen
Bald guy is the master of getting in photos.
by KeyboardGato on Jan 17, 2012 6:10 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Ninjas know that hair does nothing but slow one down.
Tebow might know Jesus, but Bill Muir is old enough to have actually babysat him in the manger.
by Sudden on Jan 17, 2012 6:19 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
You see? Quarterbacks pass and running backs run.
Now get the hell off my field.
Ancora imparo.
by midcalchief on Jan 17, 2012 6:11 PM CST reply actions 3 recs
Brady:
Daddy…er, I mean Jesus told me to tell you that he loves me more.
Meh...
I don't only want to stand out here when we get our asses kicked... I like to stand out here when we kick somebody else's ass... Big Win, Big Win ~ Todd Haley
@w_a_watts
by Chief-blinders-on on Jan 17, 2012 6:14 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Well, I know I just killed you, but I read somewhere that you should be ok in 3 days
by badassz1987 on Jan 17, 2012 6:17 PM CST reply actions 4 recs
Brady to Tebow:
“To tell you the truth Timmy, I was more worried about playing against Tyler Palko than I was about playing against you….”
Tebow might know Jesus, but Bill Muir is old enough to have actually babysat him in the manger.
by Sudden on Jan 17, 2012 6:17 PM CST reply actions 4 recs
ouch
Twisted Lord of AP Color Commentary (H/T - Loco)
Winner: 2009 Nostradamus of Arrowhead Pride Award
"I shall conquer untruth by truth" - Mahatma Gandhi
"It's always easier to sell 'em some shit than it is to give 'em the truth" - Shel Silverstein, The Perfect High
hi, Mo! 5 minutes!!!
Brady's followup:
“Hey, Palko might not know how to say a hail mary, but at least he knows how to throw one.”
Tebow might know Jesus, but Bill Muir is old enough to have actually babysat him in the manger.
by Sudden on Jan 17, 2012 6:31 PM CST up reply actions 5 recs
God told me we will meet again in the playoffs
I said God told me we will meet again! It’s prophecy!
When you fail to prepare, you prepare to fail.
Jamaal above all. #25 ftw.
CHIEFS WILL!
by NJChieffan16 on Jan 17, 2012 6:25 PM CST via mobile reply actions
"Evil will always win, because good is dumb."
It's no fun if I have to explain it.
by TRSChief on Jan 17, 2012 6:31 PM CST reply actions 3 recs
Those people that you you'd never be a quarterback in the league...
they were right!
by Chief Willie Wildcat on Jan 17, 2012 6:32 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Those people that TOLD you you'd never be a quarterback in the league..
they were right!
SMH
by Chief Willie Wildcat on Jan 18, 2012 12:29 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
In the offseason you should get that herpes on your lip checked out. its not good for your image.
Chiefsburger in Paradise
by KeyWestChief on Jan 17, 2012 6:34 PM CST via Android app reply actions 3 recs
What happens in the Philippines stays in the philippines...
And to think, the only reason Tebow went there to begin with is because he thought he was going to convert the Philistines. Silly Tebow.
Tebow might know Jesus, but Bill Muir is old enough to have actually babysat him in the manger.
by Sudden on Jan 17, 2012 6:38 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
"Not even god can make you a good QB."
Sorry Tim.
by DeuceDouglas on Jan 17, 2012 6:38 PM CST reply actions 4 recs
I don't think Tom Brady would say anything like 99% of the ugly responses on here.
Brady is a pretty good guy who doesn’t run people down because of their religion.
Then maybe he's planting a bug.
When you gotta go in the lion's den, you don't go quiet. You go in loud, kick the door down and say WHERE IS THE SONUVABITCH. -B. Billick
Oddly enough, I see not a single comment on here that tears down religion
only a few that proclaim Brady as God (sorry, but apparently worshipping false idols became A OK in religious circles during weeks 7-14), and a few that play on Tebow’s outspoken piety. None are outright hostile to religion, they’re just for the most part hostile to Tebow’s abilities as a QB.
Look, no serious NFL fans ever hated on Warner for his outspoken Christian beliefs and devout practice thereof. Y’know why? Cuz the dude could ball. The thing that a lot of football fans find frustrating is this elevating Tebow to some miraculous pedestal solely because of his faith and in exact opposition to his clear deficiencies as a football player.
Tebow might know Jesus, but Bill Muir is old enough to have actually babysat him in the manger.
by Sudden on Jan 17, 2012 6:56 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
the funny thing to me is
isnt the country something like 90% Christian? So if you have that big of a Christian base how in the world is that used as a reason that the majority dont like him? Sounds like to me his fans cant take it that he sucks so they use any crutch they can to defend him from the truth
-Kool Aid drinking Cassel Believer-
(7-9) My record of picking Chiefs games before the season
(12-4) My Chiefs before the season prediction
Thunder Win-Loss 2011-2012 record (52-14)
Western division champs
NBA Champs over Miami Heat
by slackator on Jan 17, 2012 7:02 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Well, 90% consider themselves nominally Christian
but at least half of those are people who believe in a deity of some sort and the whole Christian ethics and that’s about it. Another 25% of them actually believe in the bearded white dude in the sky but think the bible stories are parables and anyone who believes in literal interpretation of them is batshit insane. The final 25% believe that every word in there is direct from the mouth of said bearded white dude in the sky, and that if you ever wanna meet him, you gotta annoy the everloving crap outta every person you meet by telling them about how cool this book you read is.
Tebow might know Jesus, but Bill Muir is old enough to have actually babysat him in the manger.
by Sudden on Jan 17, 2012 7:13 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Im sure Bridget Moynahan and his son thought he was a great guy as well
then he dumped them as quick as possible for an ugly Brazilian super model
-Kool Aid drinking Cassel Believer-
(7-9) My record of picking Chiefs games before the season
(12-4) My Chiefs before the season prediction
Thunder Win-Loss 2011-2012 record (52-14)
Western division champs
NBA Champs over Miami Heat
Huh. I always thought she was Eurotrash.
Must be the nose. And the faint odor of Nazi.
When you gotta go in the lion's den, you don't go quiet. You go in loud, kick the door down and say WHERE IS THE SONUVABITCH. -B. Billick
by Brsrkr on Jan 17, 2012 7:03 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
German name, residing in South America
almost guaranteed SchutzStaffel refugee.
Tebow might know Jesus, but Bill Muir is old enough to have actually babysat him in the manger.
by Sudden on Jan 17, 2012 7:04 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
I deeply apologize to Tom Brady for misrepresenting his character on a Kansas City Chiefs blog.
"A man who has depths in his shame meets his destiny and his delicate decisions upon paths which few ever reach . . . ."
How dare we forget that?
Meh...
I don't only want to stand out here when we get our asses kicked... I like to stand out here when we kick somebody else's ass... Big Win, Big Win ~ Todd Haley
@w_a_watts
by Chief-blinders-on on Jan 17, 2012 7:04 PM CST up reply actions
as somebody who posted referencing God in my caption
I simply quoted a movie and substituted Brady for Alec Baldwin.
I sincerely apologize to anybody I offended, and especially to Alec Baldwin.
Alec Baldwin cannot be offended
he’s too busy playing words with friends to bother paying attention to you.
Tebow might know Jesus, but Bill Muir is old enough to have actually babysat him in the manger.
but he told me to tell you:
Coffee is for closers!
Meh...
I don't only want to stand out here when we get our asses kicked... I like to stand out here when we kick somebody else's ass... Big Win, Big Win ~ Todd Haley
@w_a_watts
by Chief-blinders-on on Jan 17, 2012 7:16 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
My new coach thought YOU were worth a 1st
and I was only worth a 6th? I see GREAT things in store for us!
-Kool Aid drinking Cassel Believer-
(7-9) My record of picking Chiefs games before the season
(12-4) My Chiefs before the season prediction
Thunder Win-Loss 2011-2012 record (52-14)
Western division champs
NBA Champs over Miami Heat
"Josh said WHAT about you?!
And here I was thinking he knew something about QBs."
"You can't be fat and fast too; so lift, run, diet, and work." ~ Hank Stram
by citadelchief on Jan 17, 2012 6:59 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
Hey Tim, what did I tell ya. Good things happen to good people. Now you get to go home and play golf with your buddies from church.
RAC City. I predict an AFC West crown in 2012. If Cassel is not the QB, Chiefs will go deep into the playoffs and possibly make some sizable upsets. It all depends how healthy the team gets but Superbowl aspirations for sure.
by 58 was my friend on Jan 17, 2012 7:02 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
Thou shall not run the ball everytime
Man you got to learn how to throw the ball,lok me up this winter and i will bless you.
Hey Tebow
Did you see my 6 td passes? Maybe ESPN will actually talk about a real QB now.
"If your gonna do it...DO IT"
by isimo on Jan 17, 2012 7:19 PM CST via mobile reply actions 1 recs
Tom: Next time just stay on the bus.
Tim: But Elway will have my ass
Tom: Elway will be the least of your worries, kid… I’ll have your arms broken!
by fairmont on Jan 17, 2012 7:22 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
why his arms?
they are his least valuable extremity
-Kool Aid drinking Cassel Believer-
(7-9) My record of picking Chiefs games before the season
(12-4) My Chiefs before the season prediction
Thunder Win-Loss 2011-2012 record (52-14)
Western division champs
NBA Champs over Miami Heat
Hey, don't be so hard on the kid.
It’s hard to throw with stigmata on your hands.
Tebow might know Jesus, but Bill Muir is old enough to have actually babysat him in the manger.
by Sudden on Jan 17, 2012 7:35 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
"You have been weighed... you have been measured... and you have absolutely been found wanting."
“Gain more bearing.”
2012 Chiefs Draft Picks by Falcon58: G DeCastro 1st round, NT Ta'amu 2nd round or OT Adcock 2nd/3rd round, TE Egnew 3rd round, RB Ganaway 5th/6th, QB Case Keenum 5th/6th. Resign: Carr, Bowe, Orton, McClain, Gordon(in that order). Trade Dorsey for picks, promote Gordon to DT/DE.
by Falcon58 on Jan 17, 2012 7:22 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
And that, my son, is how it's done...
PICTURE ME SLAPPING THE TOUGHEST GUY YOU KNOW!!!
KCCHIEFSFAN72!!!!
by kcchiefsfan72 on Jan 17, 2012 7:24 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
Anyone seen the pic of him tebowing in front of brady?
"If your gonna do it...DO IT"
by isimo on Jan 17, 2012 7:25 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Wow is every comment going to be greened
by banshee_01 on Jan 17, 2012 7:43 PM CST reply actions 3 recs
Maybe?
Todd Haley lost 7 of his last 15 games by 20 or more points. It was time for him to go.
by joplin chiefs fan on Jan 17, 2012 7:47 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
wrong?
Bleedin Red & Gold... and Purple... since 1992.
by chiefs_fan_forever on Jan 18, 2012 12:31 AM CST up reply actions
Well, we won't be seeing you til next year Timmy
For constantly playing Palko, Haley needs to be fired
by ArrowheadHunter on Jan 17, 2012 7:49 PM CST reply actions
This picture is from the first regular season game at Mile High
Brady did not give Tebow the time of day and did not talk to him after the playoff game.
Brady: You have NEVER had sex? WHAT.. THE… FUCK!
by readANDgold58 on Jan 17, 2012 9:12 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Here is your motivation Tim. Learn to be a real QB then you can marry and knock up a hot ass model like me.
by kc_okerix on Jan 17, 2012 9:41 PM CST via mobile reply actions 1 recs
Tebow: Hey man, good game. I gave it my best.
Brady: Oh really? Really? That was your best? Your best, really? Really? NOW GO HOME AND GET YOUR FUCKIN’ SHINEBOX
by KeyboardGato on Jan 17, 2012 10:16 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
Brady to Tebow:
Just hang in there little man. One of these days I’ll let you polish my rings.
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by J_r0kk on Jan 17, 2012 10:49 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Let's see now...
Soft and supple. Not too big. Not too small. Yeah, yeah I like it. Can I feel the other one?
I know I beat the hell out of you,
but you and me, 2 o’clock, can you say hot showers
by ChiefofNJ on Jan 18, 2012 12:22 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
I'm only talking to you in hopes
they’ll put a shot of me on Sports Center for the next week.
by Chief Willie Wildcat on Jan 18, 2012 12:26 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
Tebow: But I took an orphan to dinner before the game! That's even BETTER than winning.
Brady: Ohhhh, is that right!? Condescending Well, Good for you…. I’ll take your word on that one.
Sabermetric Goddess.
"In this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics" - Homer Simpson.
by kwhitegocubs on Jan 18, 2012 1:09 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
Are you free this Saturday?
Good! How’d you like to mow my lawn?
Then go ahead and drop the yacht club, mm?
by PrairieSchooner on Jan 18, 2012 7:36 AM CST reply actions
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