Caption This

by Joel Thorman on Jan 11, 2012 4:17 PM CST

I think Chris was right yesterday -- we don't do enough Caption This.

What's Brady Quinn saying to Kyle Orton?

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Tebow, the choosen one huh?

by Bigcherokeechief on Jan 11, 2012 4:20 PM CST reply actions

NO....He said.." Dude, I took a leak in his holy water last night, don't say nothing"..

Koolta: A die hard chiefs fan

by Kool TA on Jan 11, 2012 9:54 PM CST up reply actions

Quinn: “Hey, Kyle… I’ve been waiting all game to point this out… but I think the 8 on your jersey is upside down”.

Kyle: “…..”

by rrh1382 on Jan 11, 2012 4:21 PM CST reply actions 3 recs

Quinn: Dude, wish I could have went with you.

by CapsLockKey on Jan 11, 2012 4:23 PM CST reply actions 3 recs

DAMN!!

That KC uniform looks hella lot cooler than these stupid donk-suits!!

You can't spell "suck" without KSU

by danrice on Jan 11, 2012 4:23 PM CST reply actions

Orton: You’re telling me Tim was singing the lyrics to our god is an awesome god the entire game on the sidelines?

Quinn: Not shitting you bro.

Orton: Jesus

by I_Bleed_Red. on Jan 11, 2012 4:25 PM CST reply actions 5 recs

Tim: Did someone say Jesus?

The future is Now Pioli!!

by talastan on Jan 11, 2012 4:26 PM CST up reply actions 8 recs

I got that song stuck in my head just from watching his Sound Effects thing.

So mission accomplished for him I guess.

by wustl_chiefs_fan on Jan 11, 2012 4:27 PM CST up reply actions

Yeah...

that was priceless. He was singing the song and his teammate looked at him and goes, umm, how about we try and win a football game.

by Crown Chief on Jan 11, 2012 4:29 PM CST up reply actions

Quinn: You think RAC will bring me to KC next year?

Orton rolls eyes

Men succeed when they realize that their failures are the preparation for their victories.
Hammerfisting my own balls since 2006

by KingChief on Jan 11, 2012 4:26 PM CST reply actions

Quinn: “Dude, you are so lucky for getting out of here.”
Orton: “Tell me about it man!”
Quinn: “No, you haven’t even seen the worst of it..They were going to let me start Sunday against the Steelers and then I caught Tim and Coach Fox in the weight room having sex… and you seen who started.”
Orton: – . -
Quinn: “but yeah, good game man.”

by bigredd2010 on Jan 11, 2012 4:28 PM CST reply actions 1 recs

who is that lord voldermort looking motherfucker in the background?

by Chef's Kitchen on Jan 11, 2012 4:29 PM CST reply actions

Who knew we could have been starters by just handing the ball off!

by Budd Jones on Jan 11, 2012 4:30 PM CST reply actions 1 recs

You're right

I think your nose has gotten bigger since you left.

Keep on matrickl ... Keep on matrincl ... Keep on matripl ... GO CHIEFS!

by Halfbreed on Jan 11, 2012 4:32 PM CST reply actions

Ja Boi need a job

Standing on the corner in a white Godfather hat. He drives a long black gangster Cadillac. He can steal a broads mind, man, in three or four minutes. It’s not how long you talk, brother, it’s what you put in it.

by HIV 2 Elway on Jan 11, 2012 4:33 PM CST via mobile reply actions

Quinn: Take me with you. They’re all craaaaazy here. Especially the bald guy.

Orton: Shh! I think we’re being watched….

When you gotta go in the lion's den, you don't go quiet. You go in loud, kick the door down and say WHERE IS THE SONUVABITCH. -B. Billick

by Brsrkr on Jan 11, 2012 4:33 PM CST reply actions 2 recs

Quinn: I got some first team snaps

last week and I felt the center’s balls!

Orton: Oh, mannnnn!

"The Hammer"

by G.L. on Jan 11, 2012 4:36 PM CST reply actions 1 recs

Please don't shower because I want to lick your butt clean.

"We couldn't beat the Chiefs, but we damn near killed their horse"
John Madden 1975 Chiefs-42 Raiders-10

by Chiefs_40 on Jan 11, 2012 4:38 PM CST reply actions

Quinn: BroncoRick69 wanted me to tell you there's no way you beat the Steelers...

Orton:—-

by GITM on Jan 11, 2012 4:39 PM CST reply actions

Take me with you

by cheapham on Jan 11, 2012 4:39 PM CST reply actions 3 recs

Quinn: Would you take me with you?

Orton: Psh, I’m already going to have the #1 Backup QB playing behind me next year!

by blink182awa on Jan 11, 2012 4:42 PM CST reply actions

Quinn: So you’re telling me RAC makes this Mr. Clean guy follow you everywhere to make sure that neck beard is in check?

Orton: Quite dude, Rac is right there!!

**Heres to 5 err 4 more years of JC!!!!**

by BDCinSA on Jan 11, 2012 4:50 PM CST reply actions

"Hey, check it out, a golden chariot, seriously Tim?"

by JaySoy on Jan 11, 2012 4:50 PM CST reply actions 1 recs

"Don't want to freak you out, but I heard Tebow ask Jesus to put a curse on your jockstrap"

A good memory is no substitute for the playbook rookie!

by Franksurroundedbyraiderfans on Jan 11, 2012 4:54 PM CST reply actions

Hey Kyle thanks for coming to "The Diaphram"

Funny thing is I never heard the crowd scream "I.N.C.O.M.P.L.E.T.E

by Atomic Punx on Jan 11, 2012 5:00 PM CST reply actions

Ya know, for years I thought they were saying M I Z.

When you gotta go in the lion's den, you don't go quiet. You go in loud, kick the door down and say WHERE IS THE SONUVABITCH. -B. Billick

by Brsrkr on Jan 11, 2012 5:03 PM CST up reply actions

Quinn: "Dirka Dirka"

Stanzi: (still on the sideline) “America! F*** Yeah!!!”

Big Gulps EH????? All right.....Welp....See Ya Later!

by XtaC69Chief on Jan 11, 2012 5:03 PM CST reply actions 2 recs

Dirka dirka dirka

Mo hoba jeehod.

"We couldn't beat the Chiefs, but we damn near killed their horse"
John Madden 1975 Chiefs-42 Raiders-10

by Chiefs_40 on Jan 11, 2012 6:53 PM CST up reply actions

Quinn: dude I freakin hate that guy
Orton: I know bro, u n me both, psh

by Chiefsallday25 on Jan 11, 2012 5:08 PM CST via mobile reply actions 1 recs

damn, Joel ... I was hoping it was a fresh pic of Chris in some new LL Bean from the holidays

would be much more fun as a “Caption This” … don’t you think? (angelic smile)

Twisted Lord of AP Color Commentary (H/T - Loco)
Winner: 2009 Nostradamus of Arrowhead Pride Award
"I shall conquer untruth by truth" - Mahatma Gandhi
"It's always easier to sell 'em some shit than it is to give 'em the truth" - Shel Silverstein, The Perfect High
hi, Mo! 5 minutes!!!

by upamtn on Jan 11, 2012 5:09 PM CST reply actions

Chris is just riding my coattails

Arrowhead Pride
SBNation.com/NFL

by Joel Thorman on Jan 11, 2012 6:17 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs

ORTON: Wheres Elway?
Quinn: Right of there you gonna give him the bird?
Orton: haha no i’m just gonna give him a high five and say COME AT ME BRO!

by arrowheadsoldier56 on Jan 11, 2012 5:10 PM CST reply actions 1 recs

Quinn: Can you Believe this Tebow Azzwhole is still winning games??

Orton: not at arrowhead

by ChiefsFan81 on Jan 11, 2012 5:11 PM CST reply actions 1 recs

Quinn: … and then he asked Coach Fox to call the play “The Tebow-ner”.

by Numba42 on Jan 11, 2012 5:14 PM CST via Android app reply actions 2 recs

Quinn: Where do I get a Chiefs tatoo?

by TheChefs82 on Jan 11, 2012 5:20 PM CST reply actions

Im telling you man, look at us, there is no possible way we have different dads.

by Coady on Jan 11, 2012 5:20 PM CST reply actions 2 recs

Quinn: Can you believe that i fell that far in the draft...

by Coady on Jan 11, 2012 5:21 PM CST reply actions

Quinn: No man, just wait, you can't bother time while he is Tebowing

Orton: Let him know i said good game then..

by Coady on Jan 11, 2012 5:22 PM CST reply actions

Quinn: "Hey man. Good game, great to see you landed on your feet."

Orton: “Thanks kid, you guys got something interesting going on here.”

Quinn: “Thanks too. That means a lot.”

Orton (pointing): “Hey Brady, who’s that over there?”

Quinn: OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK

by KeyboardGato on Jan 11, 2012 5:30 PM CST reply actions 6 recs

Lol

GIVE JAMAAL THE DAMN BALL!!!!!

by chief913-816 on Jan 11, 2012 9:27 PM CST via mobile up reply actions

Orton: Oh, man, there he go again...tebowing. I don't miss that shit!

Quinn (eye twitching): (mumbles)…

by angrydeafman on Jan 11, 2012 5:51 PM CST reply actions

"Okay, I got the cross all set up. Did you bring the nails?"

Ancora imparo.

by midcalchief on Jan 11, 2012 5:52 PM CST reply actions 3 recs

Kyle: Whistles, Wow Brady how bad do YOU suck?
Brady: I know good thing Romeo traded up before King Carl took me, he must have seen something in me?
Chiefs fans: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-Kool Aid drinking Cassel Believer-
(7-9) My record of picking Chiefs games before the season
(12-4) My Chiefs before the season prediction

Thunder Win-Loss 2011-2012 record (52-14)
Western division champs
NBA Champs over Miami Heat

by slackator on Jan 11, 2012 5:53 PM CST reply actions

HAHAHAHAHAHHA

by readANDgold58 on Jan 11, 2012 5:57 PM CST up reply actions

Quinn: You think Romeo will take me back?

Providing COLOR commentary for Arrowhead Pride! AKA The Picture Diva!

by LadyChief on Jan 11, 2012 5:55 PM CST reply actions

"And then I come in the locker room last week and the dude is in there hearing confessions. I shit you not."

by ghostofmunicipalstadium on Jan 11, 2012 5:58 PM CST reply actions 4 recs

Quinn: "Not cool, Kyle."

Orton: “What are you talking about?”

Quinn: “That shit you guys just pulled out there.”

Orton: “Hey man, you play to win the ga—”

Quinn: “—I’m not talking about that. You know this whole thing was set up by the Make A Wish Foundation and the NFL, right?”

Orton: “What are you talking about?”

Quinn: “Tebow. He’s actually an 8 year old with some fucked up retard hormone disorder. This whole season was part of his wish. I mean look at him over there throwing a fit….”

Tebow: “RAAAAAAAAAHHH! I WIN! I WIN GEE GOLLY FUCK DAMN!”

Orton: “Jesus fuck. Man… I’m sorry. We had no idea.”

Quinn: “Hope you guys are happy with yourself. Its going to take forever to get him to bed now.”

by KeyboardGato on Jan 11, 2012 6:10 PM CST reply actions 4 recs

i love that bald guy in the back crashing the pic

by TheScreenName on Jan 11, 2012 6:30 PM CST via mobile reply actions

the moderating is terrible. I love chiefs news comments slams etc. , but the childish profanity laced comments are not entertaining at all. log on to some other site if that is what you do for a thrill

by cgraham111 on Jan 11, 2012 6:39 PM CST reply actions

childish profanity?

Cuss words are for grown folks..can’t be childish

by TheScreenName on Jan 11, 2012 6:47 PM CST via mobile up reply actions 1 recs

If it makes you feel better,

we’re all wearing top hats while posting.

by KeyboardGato on Jan 11, 2012 6:51 PM CST up reply actions 5 recs

I disagree my fucking profanity is anything but childish

in fact I say its unfit for children. What kind of child are you raising that you consider their cussing just regular childlike behavior?

-Kool Aid drinking Cassel Believer-
(7-9) My record of picking Chiefs games before the season
(12-4) My Chiefs before the season prediction

Thunder Win-Loss 2011-2012 record (52-14)
Western division champs
NBA Champs over Miami Heat

by slackator on Jan 11, 2012 7:49 PM CST up reply actions

Orton: "OK check this out Brady. Show up at my hotel at about 10.. I spiked Tebows favorite flavored juicebox with vodka and cocaine. Just call it Jesus Juice . this bald creep behind us,yea that’s actually a prostitute.. Soon as tebow passes out, will dress him in raiders panties and stick the creep in bed with him. Snap some pics and wah-la, end of Tebow… "

by TheScreenName on Jan 11, 2012 6:46 PM CST via mobile reply actions 3 recs

Quinn: Hey Kyle, what do they say on AP about me?

Orton: Huh? Nothing that I know of…
Quinn: Nothing?
Orton: Nadda.
Quinn: Not even in a poll?
Orton: “Not sure”.

You Play to Win the game!!!

by Wichita Chief on Jan 11, 2012 6:53 PM CST reply actions 1 recs

Do you think you could put in a good word so I can go to KC too?

For constantly playing Palko, Haley needs to be fired

by ArrowheadHunter on Jan 11, 2012 7:12 PM CST reply actions

Quinn: sup beer buddy?

Orton: nothin’ just chillin’ U?
Quinn: waiting for offseason so I can get away from Mr John 3:16
Orton: Word. So u want to come have some BBQ?
Quinn: waitin for RAC to get the job first :: wink wink

"Stay Classy Kansas City"

by Mas Cervezas on Jan 11, 2012 7:41 PM CST via mobile reply actions