So I've become very aware in the past few weeks how little Scott Pioli says. I knew he liked to stay mum on the goings-ons and all, but come on. Give us something. Even when asked a benign question he says nothing. He might even make us feel like he said something, but then we go back and re-read and we're like, hey what the hell was that? That's not an answer!

So, Scott, if you're not going to give us something worthwhile, then make us laugh at you as you do it. Here's some outtakes from the press conference in which Pioli and Clark Hunt introduced Romeo as the new Head Coach...in ENGRISH!

SCOTT PIOLI: "Being here everyone thank you. I really appreciate. This is the patsy of Kansas city and exciting day for patsy fan of Kansas city. I know Romeo extremely for a long time, understand, and is he, thing ones are displayed, is, who has known whether. As for him the person of heart of the splendid football, him the mass integrity which it has the troop which is being able to give motive, he - how speaking certainly, - knows the method of being able, mass energy between the players, it is someone whom I who know the method of drawing up feeling and the point have known. I am stimulated concerning this day, the fan is proper, you know that it is excited very concerning this. Being said, that as for me turns that to Romeo."

Q: How have you seen him (Romeo) change, grow and lean on his experience since you guys parted ways in New England?

PIOLI: "We New York the jet aircraft with possessed the experience which experience, us it had in new England, possessed experience here. As for me we were brought up both, many the method of being different being changed, you think of that it is made to develop. There to be a certain conversation which happens clearly to last 3 weeks, he and me never had before, because without being is conversation between thing general manager and the head coach you possess or you the assistance coach exceeding the conversation of normal every day which is conversation of the football which it has a state where it differs exactly is handled. Exactly because those conversations differ very, us who do not have the necessity as for us question oh the cartridge is in the player in the player or him have no other choice but to decision, the adjustment person concerning the impactful thing which produces effect on constitution and the team for the game which it does not have normally the thought of differing whether really you the assistance coach, it did not decide, but you must handle the state of a certain specification which has a state where we have shared."

Q: It’s been referenced a couple of times that this team was just a play or two away from making the playoffs. Was that a consideration in terms of wanting to keep continuity by keeping Romeo?

PIOLI: This borrows and is rent the right why, why there are many reasons, the well and many reasons you have expressed for the second time. I think of continuation, in order really to add to the possibility of success by having who to whom that can have, as for thing when especially believing that with correct direction it is taken the lead in the player and with anytime it has intimate knowledge coherence it draws up, or the intimate knowledge of the team has, we the staff already may express a little, but with comes having new energy being able to draw up that having thing, as for me who am positive coherence, Romeo having and as the head coach having the fact that you think, informing.