Well, here's something frightening. Scientists from NASA have said a research satellite the size of a bus will crash into the Earth on Friday. They say they have no idea where it will land, although they say it has better odds of landing in the end zone than the Kansas City Chiefs.
This week, he had another Chiefs-related joke.
This is pretty good. Despite having broken ribs, quarterback Tony Romo
lead his Dallas Cowboys
to victory Monday Night. It was pretty amazing. Second game in a row. (Applause from Cowboys fans, which includes everyone in the audience, apparently.)
In a related story, today the Kansas City Chiefs coach took his quarterback Matt Cassel
out and broke his ribs.