Well I mean come on the guy is a safety and yet here he is, lacking that mort flesh. All I'm trying to say is that Todd Haley needs to look at people who have mort flesh just wrapping around them and like have tons of rotund objects. Take a look at former Texas A&M linebacker Von Miller (who now plays for the Denver Broncos, a team that seems to be lacking in flesh). They drafted this guy PURELY on his flesh. He doesn't even fit in their scheme. This is what the Chiefs need to do if they want to stay ahead of Denver in the AFC West. Tim Tebow even has so much flesh like look at that dude. Has his own t-shirt commercials and he's a 3rd string quarterback. Why do you think that's possible? One word my friends, flesh. Denver's got the lead on us in the mort flesh department and if Todd Haley doesn't pull his head out of his flesh lacking ass well we might as well just be a UFL team. Thank you for your time.
— J.Rife's FanPost on 8/22