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David Mims-isms

  1. David Mims once scored six touchdowns in a game of baseball.
  2. Refs don't flag David Mims for holding, because anything touched by David Mims is holy.
  3. David Mims can punch a cyclops between the eye.
  4. David Mims wears a helmet to protect the other team from his head.
  5. David Mims > David Mims. Don't believe me? Look it up. It's math.

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