Chiefs Depth Chart: Tough Decisions On The Defensive Line
by Joel Thorman on Aug 10, 2011 11:44 AM CDT
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PrintThe Kansas City Chiefs released their first unofficial depth chart of the year this week and we've been scouring it for potential position battles and other interesting developments. We've already looked at the offense, which you can read about here.
Now it's time for the defense, specifically the defensive line.
It's an interesting group for the Chiefs this year with a couple of key players gone (like Shaun Smith) and a couple of key additions (like Kelly Gregg).
Here's what the Chiefs defensive line depth chart currently looks like:
LDE: Tyson Jackson, Allen Bailey, Amon Gordon
NT: Kelly Gregg, Anthony Toribio, Jerrell Powe
RDE: Glenn Dorsey, Wallace Gilberry, Dion Gales, Brandon Bair
This group, I think, is pretty well-decided. We're going to see Gregg and Dorsey out there as well as Jackson. I can't see the Chiefs cutting ties with the draft picks, Bailey and Powe, and I don't think either is safe on the practice squad. I also see the Chiefs keeping Gilberry.
That's six spots already taken up which could be the entire depth chart. There are a couple of interesting guys out there, especially Toribio, who was with the team last year, and Bair, who is a highly-touted undrafted free agent. If there is another spot on the team, or a practice squad spot, I'd start with those two.
I can see why this is a hard job for the Chiefs. I want to keep Toribio and Bair but I'm not sure there's a spot for them, and I'm not sure Bair would be safe on the practice squad.
Decisions, decisions...here's my prediction on the defensive line depth chart:
LDE: Tyson Jackson, Allen Bailey
NT: Kelly Gregg, Jerrell Powe
RDE: Glenn Dorsey, Wallace Gilberry
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Our depth scares the pee pee outta me... Nothin but question marks witht the rooks, hopefully we get some answers through preseason play. Otherwise EEEEKKK..
Thank the tiny infant baby Jesus we will have football!!!!!
disagree
Bailey and Powe are off to good starts in camp, and physically fit the bill for depth.
Gilberry really looks good this year, and he was fantastic in his rotation last year
I think the DL is in pretty good hands
Dline is the thinnest position on the team save QB
Not wild about 2 of our 6 dlineman being rookies, one of which who seems to be lost and if it wasn’t for the waiver wire deal would be headed to the pracitce squad. Dropped the ball by not bringing Smith back
You can't live that American dream on foot, bro. Aint nobody riding horses no more.
by HIV 2 Elway on Aug 10, 2011 12:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Are you saying Powe looks lost, or Bailey?
I’d not heard that said for either. In fact, all I’ve heard is praise for both.
Heard today that Bailey looks lost
And will likely need a year to contribute
You can't live that American dream on foot, bro. Aint nobody riding horses no more.
by HIV 2 Elway on Aug 10, 2011 12:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Where did you hear it?
Is this something you read, or is this something you saw at camp? Can you provide us with facts to review?
I've been to a few practices, and that's been my impression.
Bailey is way athletic and fast for a guy his size. But it’s his first time playing 2-gap in Romeo’s system, so he looks pretty clumsy mentally. I’m not worried, Dlinemen have about the steepest learning curve coming from college to the pros. I expect he’ll smash a couple of plays by accident this year, and then start to catch up to the game next year just like most Dlinemen.
"The key to victory is not your strength, but your opponent's weakness." -T.
Thanks, Brsrkr.
I’m always interested in the direct impressions from those watching practices rather than some BS being blown by some 3rd rate sports writer fighting for column space.
They are physically good,
but they are typical rookie Dlinemen. If either one makes a play during a game this year, it’ll be by accident. Next year and year after that will be theirs.
"The key to victory is not your strength, but your opponent's weakness." -T.
I don't think we could offer Smith what he wants to stay here
And that’s a starting job and the longer term contract to go with it.
The Chiefs and I have mutually agreed on this decision and although I look forward to continuing my career, I’ll always have a special place in my heart for Kansas City.
Then you pay more for short term deal
Dude wanted to be here, I think we’re going to suffer from not bringing him back
You can't live that American dream on foot, bro. Aint nobody riding horses no more.
Moreover
Our opponents will suffer less from not bringing him back, i.e., their scrotes will go “unsquished”.
by Ochophosphate on Aug 10, 2011 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions
It would suck to cut Gales.
He’s better than Bailey at this point.
"The key to victory is not your strength, but your opponent's weakness." -T.
Gales is approaching "journeyman" status
I like rooting for the guy… but I just dont’ see him beating anyone out.
and, don’t sleep on Bailey, that guy is gonna be a beast
Bailey might eat racoons
but Mims eats entire families of elephants, raw.
"First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win." -Gandhi.
by Sudden on Aug 10, 2011 11:54 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
I witnessed that
and saw him use a redwood as a toothpick afterwards.
The NFL has renamed the Position of Defensive End....
Because there is no Defense against David Mims.
"You talkin' to me? You TALKIN' to me ?" - Travis Bickle
If we are missing any D-Linemen it is because Mims ate them.
"You talkin' to me? You TALKIN' to me ?" - Travis Bickle
David Mims > David Mims
At first it seems impossible, but then again, it’s David Mims.
I'd give my left pocketwatch to see Blaine Sumner dead lift 800 lbs in a Chiefs jersey.
by The Gentry on Aug 10, 2011 1:02 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
Hilarious Mims comment
Seem to have erupted all over AP in the last couple of days. Did I miss something?
Okay thanks!
Caught up now — reminds me of an SNL skit with some drunk guys (played by Alec Baldwin, Will Ferrell & others) at a bar talking about one of the guys that works with them — Bill Brasky. Found here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_brasky.
DITKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CHIEFS DYNASTY – we’re kind of a big deal
Gales is the man
You know I have been praising the dude since he was signed as an UDFA.
He has as much talent as Tyson Jackson. He is just not a hyped up high draft pick.
Given the opportunity he produces every time. He should be right behind Tyson and Glen on the DE depth chart.
"Nobody scares us," Dion Gales said. "Where I’m from, it ain’t how big or small a man is, it’s the size of the fight in them.
"I’ll be doggone if I let another man beat me, that’s just my attitude. I’m not scared of another man."
by Matt_Grbac on Aug 10, 2011 3:51 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Ahead of Gilberry?
I applaud your loyalty to Gales, but I think it’s a bit optimistic to rate him above our #2 sack leader. He might be able to produce, but I don’t how much danger there is of him being signed off the street by another team. I expect we’ll part ways with Gales and hope he’s still available if we need him. I think it’s possible we cut Toribio and Gales, with Toribio more likely to be signed by another team and Gales still being availbale in case of injury.
Sacks dont determine a 34 DE success
Its nice to get them but not neccessarily what the DE should be going for. Actually the DE job is to hold up blockers for the Linebackers. Same as a NT.
Gilberry is actually not big or strong enough to hold up any blockers and that is why he a a pass rush specialist. Dion Gales is one of the biggest DE we have. He is strong and knows the system very well.
Dion Gales would not last long on the open market. A 34 teams would snatch him up for a DE and a 43 team would use him as a DT. He has the size and agility to succeed in any system.
"Nobody scares us," Dion Gales said. "Where I’m from, it ain’t how big or small a man is, it’s the size of the fight in them.
"I’ll be doggone if I let another man beat me, that’s just my attitude. I’m not scared of another man."
I get that sacks aren't the primary objective
of a 3-4 DE, but they are important. In order to keep Gales, the Chiefs would have to cut somebody (Toribio, Gilberry, or Bailey), and I don’t see them parting ways with any of them to make room for Gales. Gales has been sitting on our practice squad for over two years and no team has signed him away from us, which makes me think he’d be relatively safe to re-sign off the street if we needed.
I would keep Gales over Toribio
simply because he’s much better, but also because Gales could play NT in a pinch…but Toribio would be a terrible DE
Ryan Succop will be the kicker for the AFC in the 2011 Pro Bowl
I know you've been all over him since he arrived
but I don’t remember why. Did he go to your school or something?
CHIEFS DYNASTY – we’re kind of a big deal
It is, when you have to depend on one or the other to backup TJax.
If this was the beginning of the offseason, I’d agree with your point. Maybe some better options will come free in cutdowns.
"The key to victory is not your strength, but your opponent's weakness." -T.
Actually.
This pretty much is the beginning of the offseason. Gales would be unbelievably bad if Bailey was already better than him.
/lockout
The beginning of the offseason was about two weeks ago.
It is now the end of the offseason. Keep up.
/lockout
"The key to victory is not your strength, but your opponent's weakness." -T.
Anyhow,
that’s the choices this lockout shortened offseason is forcing teams to make. Keep a journeyman who’s meh right now? Or keep a rookie who sucks right now but might be better than meh next year?
"The key to victory is not your strength, but your opponent's weakness." -T.
Ow.
That. Hurt.
The thing is, we’re not in rebuilding mode now. No reason to sacrifice a viable backup for potential talent when the starting guy is still young and promising.
My thought is we keep seven DLinemen, including Gales as a viable 2nd stringer, and let go of one of the UDFA WRs in his place.
"The key to victory is not your strength, but your opponent's weakness." -T.
Aha, but valuable does NOT equal viable.
Like I said in our other conversation, I’m thinking about specifics. Let Gales go next year if a better option comes along, or even during this year’s cutdowns. But right now, Bailey is not ready to play if TJax goes down.
"The key to victory is not your strength, but your opponent's weakness." -T.
If TJax goes down
Sign Gales off the street, cause nobody else is gonna sign him once we cut him
by The Other Patrick Allen on Aug 10, 2011 12:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Gunther'll sign him.
Gunther signs everybody.
"The key to victory is not your strength, but your opponent's weakness." -T.
this is what good teams do
get solid depth contributions from young players, when the vets step out the young players step in.. I know it gets old but in the “Patriot Way” you’re always rebuilding
BOOM!
Hello?!
Meh has led this team to years and years of mediocrity (and less). Time to let go of these cute stories who never quite make it.
Philosophically, I agree.
But specifically, that would leave us without a decent backup if TJax goes down again.
"The key to victory is not your strength, but your opponent's weakness." -T.
What makes you think Gales would be a decent backup?
We’re screwed either way there. But I’d rather be screwed with a guy who has real potential.
/no homo
Watching practice.
Gales knows what’s going on in Romeo’s 2-gap system. Bailey is talented, but he looks like a big clumsy puppy out there. He might kill an opposing ball carrier, but it would be totally by accident.
I think that I’m thinking Gales vs Bailey for a 2nd string spot, and you’re thinking Gales vs the NFL in a talent competition.
"The key to victory is not your strength, but your opponent's weakness." -T.
No.
I’m thinking we’re in trouble either way. And I would expect Bailey to look a bit lost, considering no rookie camp or OTAs.
If there is room for both, I don’t care who is the backup. But if it’s a choice between those two, it couldn’t be an easier one.
Fair enough.
I don’t want to sound like a know-it-all just because I’m lucky enough to live ten minutes from training camp. But I have been encouraged by what I’ve seen from Gales – not that he’s a starter, but that he could fill in.
"The key to victory is not your strength, but your opponent's weakness." -T.
Oh, and I don't mean we should cut Bailey.
I think we should keep seven, and cut one of the UDFA WRs or maybe a LB in place of Gales.
"The key to victory is not your strength, but your opponent's weakness." -T.
I agree we should keep seven.
I’m not sure the 7th shouldn’t be Toribio, though. I’m not going to lose any sleep either way.
who says Gilberry can't swing to the other side? or Bailey for that matter ...
really comes down to numbers, how many they keep at any given position (or group) … do they go with just 6 DL? 7? 8?
that’s hard to say … do they prefer more depth and flexability on DL or at LB or CB/S? (possibly the latter groups as many of those backups will be on ST’s as well)
number crunching … do it!
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"I shall conquer untruth by truth" - Mahatma Gandhi
"It's always easier to sell 'em some shit than it is to give 'em the truth" - Shel Silverstein, The Perfect High
hi, Mo! 5 minutes!!!
by upamtn on Aug 10, 2011 12:30 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
damn, I have the wrong thread!
Winner: 2009 Nostradamus of Arrowhead Pride Award
"I shall conquer untruth by truth" - Mahatma Gandhi
"It's always easier to sell 'em some shit than it is to give 'em the truth" - Shel Silverstein, The Perfect High
hi, Mo! 5 minutes!!!
Do you worry more about both DEs getting hurt at once?
Or about making your STs a little bit better? It’s a tough job. Still not worth what Pioli gets paid, though.
"The key to victory is not your strength, but your opponent's weakness." -T.
they PAY him?
Winner: 2009 Nostradamus of Arrowhead Pride Award
"I shall conquer untruth by truth" - Mahatma Gandhi
"It's always easier to sell 'em some shit than it is to give 'em the truth" - Shel Silverstein, The Perfect High
hi, Mo! 5 minutes!!!
Yeah, I know. I'd do it for free.
"The key to victory is not your strength, but your opponent's weakness." -T.
like hell you would!
you’d INSIST on comp season tickets … admit it
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"I shall conquer untruth by truth" - Mahatma Gandhi
"It's always easier to sell 'em some shit than it is to give 'em the truth" - Shel Silverstein, The Perfect High
hi, Mo! 5 minutes!!!
I still can NOT believe people PAY for that
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"I shall conquer untruth by truth" - Mahatma Gandhi
"It's always easier to sell 'em some shit than it is to give 'em the truth" - Shel Silverstein, The Perfect High
hi, Mo! 5 minutes!!!
people pay a heck of a lot more
to get autographs elsewhere
at camp you can get a bunch – if that’s what you’re into
CHIEFS DYNASTY – we’re kind of a big deal
I'd be the GM.
I’d print my own tickets. And expense the ink.
"The key to victory is not your strength, but your opponent's weakness." -T.
Not only that...
Gilberry can long snap…to himself, punt, and still get down to make the tackle. I hear he is # 7 on the wide-out chart too… Speaking of that, I wonder how many wide-outs they’ll keep.
Tark, being better than a 3rd round rookie is a very solid reason to keep a guy ... or any round anything
that is, if competition is truly what it’s about, and getting better is what it’s about … of course, our job here is not to make decisions but rather to speculate (and that we do with much success) but if your point is to improve, then wouldn’t you want to keep the best guy regardless of him being a draft pick or not?
look, you got guys talking about Mims and he was UDFA … Amon Gordon? Brandon Bair? who ARE these guys? does it matter? if any one them are better than Powe or Bailey or someone else they compete with, and the goal is to improve, then you keep the best and ditch the rest
Winner: 2009 Nostradamus of Arrowhead Pride Award
"I shall conquer untruth by truth" - Mahatma Gandhi
"It's always easier to sell 'em some shit than it is to give 'em the truth" - Shel Silverstein, The Perfect High
hi, Mo! 5 minutes!!!
You're making that decision in a vacuum
and ignoring the possibility that a guy like Gales has maxed out his potential while a guy like Bailey may be worse now, but has a much higher ceiling down the road. Weighing those factors is the key.
again, good problems to have (for once)
I agree with your depth chart, with Bair on the PS
hopefully, he’s safe there… we’ll see.
Toribio is the mystery to me. I’ve seen several people say the Chiefs really like him… but I haven’t seen much to get excited about
Dear Lord...
Please let our defense shine this season. I also ask that T-Jax and Bailey become quite the tandem, relieving each other throughout the game without losing a beat. I ask that Dorsey and Gilberry do the same, attacking the QBs at will. Watch over Powe and assist Gregg to enhance his play so that he becomes the force of our line for years to come. And if we have to cut any of them, please let it be what’s his name, Amon…
PICTURE ME SLAPPING THE TOUGHEST GUY YOU KNOW!!!
KCCHIEFSFAN72!!!!
who cares…just heard pioli rant about gregg. how he learned from Rob Barnett in Baltimore. And he can play the 2 gap system. And, he knows how to win!
yeah, score more points than the other team :-)
he knows how to win!
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"I shall conquer untruth by truth" - Mahatma Gandhi
"It's always easier to sell 'em some shit than it is to give 'em the truth" - Shel Silverstein, The Perfect High
hi, Mo! 5 minutes!!!
you say tomayto, I say tomahto ...
… and don’t you DARE throw one
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"I shall conquer untruth by truth" - Mahatma Gandhi
"It's always easier to sell 'em some shit than it is to give 'em the truth" - Shel Silverstein, The Perfect High
hi, Mo! 5 minutes!!!
that clip is hillarious...
gotta love dumb protesters and rioters.
Live Adventure!
by MountainManMike on Aug 11, 2011 1:04 AM CDT up reply actions
Looks like he was going for the Tebow rookie hazing look.
"First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win." -Gandhi.
Looks like a little male pattern baldness action
Its a bitch.
"They should expect everything..." -Eric Berry
He lost the bet.
Something about being able to catch Charles in the backfield. :)
"What we need is......more cowbell." - C. Walken
#77?
Is Gregg wearing number 77? It seems like it in that picture. I’m of the opinion that number should be retired. Maybe it will be one day.
The only position that I am concerned about
is NT. I think bringing in another NT to make more of a rotation would be better. However, I cannot think of any cheap backup options left in FA. Maybe Jamal Williams, but he kind of looked dead last season.
by theaxeeffect4721 on Aug 10, 2011 12:08 PM CDT reply actions
Between him and Powe.
I don’t see them bringing in another NT. There is some concern if Gregg went down, but he’s not exactly been injury prone.
Gales can play nose tackle :)
"The key to victory is not your strength, but your opponent's weakness." -T.
I think they tried him at NT in practice last year.
This year, the DE position is thinner.
Gales = McCluster, DW :)
"The key to victory is not your strength, but your opponent's weakness." -T.
Mims is a weapon.
I heard that giraffes were invented when Mims uppercutted a horse.
"The key to victory is not your strength, but your opponent's weakness." -T.
by Brsrkr on Aug 10, 2011 12:35 PM CDT up reply actions 7 recs
Nice!
and greened
*Pioli is my Idol*
by ChiefsFan4Life634 on Aug 10, 2011 12:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh snap lol!
"The Chiefs only won last season's opener against the Chargers because of the monsoon that night".........yeah because it only rains on one team at a time!
by Hail2DaChiefs on Aug 10, 2011 3:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Only if they use 7 roster spots for DL
Whish is a big chunk of the 53. I think Toribio and Bair make it the final cuts, Bair goes to the practice squad and Toribia hits the streets. We will hope he’s still availbale if somebody gets hurt, but might not be.
by Chiefs4Life on Aug 10, 2011 12:18 PM CDT up reply actions
As long as Mims is on the roster
the other 52 are irrelevent. ’Nuff said.
"First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win." -Gandhi.
by Sudden on Aug 10, 2011 12:21 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Mims would then be forced to make $120 million/year per the CBA
He’d still be underpaid.
"First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win." -Gandhi.
by Sudden on Aug 10, 2011 12:37 PM CDT up reply actions 5 recs
I'm still sickend
to this day we selected TJax over BJ Raji. Mark it down as the worst move Pioli may ever make in KC. Raji will be a superstar, mark it down
#82 - Pay The Man & Play The Man
by KansasCityShuffle on Aug 10, 2011 12:38 PM CDT reply actions
*sickened
#82 - Pay The Man & Play The Man
by KansasCityShuffle on Aug 10, 2011 12:39 PM CDT up reply actions
It's oh so hard too
The Raji rumble into the end zone created some form of PTSD. The championship belt – c’mon man. Ridiculous.
#82 - Pay The Man & Play The Man
by KansasCityShuffle on Aug 10, 2011 12:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Hindsight will always kick your ass.
As good as our last two drafts have been, they could always be much better.
In hindsight, it does look like the wrong move
But there’s no reason to cry over spilt milk. Some you win, some you lose, and there’s no reason in hindsight that Raji showed he’d be better. Raji is also in a great situation with Ryan Pickett as the starter.
Glenn Dorsey>Ryan Pickett
#82 - Pay The Man & Play The Man
by KansasCityShuffle on Aug 10, 2011 12:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Tommy Dorsey > Wilson Pickett
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"I shall conquer untruth by truth" - Mahatma Gandhi
"It's always easier to sell 'em some shit than it is to give 'em the truth" - Shel Silverstein, The Perfect High
hi, Mo! 5 minutes!!!
Tommy Lee < Wilson Phillips
"First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win." -Gandhi.
wearing the big pants
Raji is already a superstar. If every GM’s worst move was not picking someone Tom Brady makes 31 GM’s stupid. That’s just the draft, if Tyson sucks and has Bailey start over him this season then yeah you could call it Pioli’s worst decision, but not because of Raji. That’s just not fair
BOOM!
Tom Brady
was an anamoly. Tyson Jackson over BJ Raji was just poor scouting
#82 - Pay The Man & Play The Man
by KansasCityShuffle on Aug 10, 2011 12:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Honestly, TJax looked good when healthy last season
He just needs to get the NASTY going. When he’s on, he can dominate. I actually expect him to surpass a lot of people’s expectations, and in a big way, this season.
"First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win." -Gandhi.
Which Pioli didn't have much of at the time.
I still think he has a chance to be a very good player, though.
was it?
Raji was a huge risk while Jackson was the best 3-4 DE in the draft. I think it’s a result of having only a few weeks to scout. You could in actuality call Raji an anamoly. Players with drug problems that don’t look good unless a player who plays the same position as them is on the field (Brace), usually don’t pan out in the NFL.
BOOM!
I think I can live with that if that's Pioli's worst move ever in KC.
I doubt Jax will be a complete bust, but I don’t think he was worth the 3rd pick either.
yep, if that's the worst move Pioli ever makes
this team will win a lot of Super Bowls.
Jackson is SOLID
Chuck Norris is afraid of David Mims.
by Tarkus on Aug 10, 2011 12:40 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Chuck Norris named his manhood "David Mims."
"The key to victory is not your strength, but your opponent's weakness." -T.
by Brsrkr on Aug 10, 2011 12:42 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Move mims to D line would that settle your worries
Who said this Hello you play to win the game.
David Mims
is behind you right now.
"The key to victory is not your strength, but your opponent's weakness." -T.
by Brsrkr on Aug 10, 2011 12:53 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
OK. I must have missed that signing.
And holy crap this man is a giant. 6’-8" and 330 lbs? Holy shit… CAN he play NT?
David Mims invented the term "nose tackle" when he was charged by an elephant.
"The key to victory is not your strength, but your opponent's weakness." -T.
by Brsrkr on Aug 10, 2011 12:59 PM CDT up reply actions 5 recs
daaaaaahahahahaha
aaaahahahahaaaa.
"The essence of greatness is the perception that virtue is enough." -RWE
"To want to prohibit a man from error is to forbid him to fulfill his own existence..."
-Simone de Beauvoir
by KC Conundrum on Aug 10, 2011 1:22 PM CDT up reply actions
When Moses came down from the Mountain,.....
….He carried tablets on which was written…. “David Mims”.
"You talkin' to me? You TALKIN' to me ?" - Travis Bickle
by CatChief on Aug 10, 2011 1:09 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
each time somone learns of the Mims
is a time a demon passes into oblivion
BOOM!
by 808NaNz808 on Aug 10, 2011 1:25 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
When a shadow comes accross the moon thats david mims
a one man offensive line
by niageriannit1 on Aug 10, 2011 2:11 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
David Mims landed in a cornfield outside of Arrowhead as a baby in a small escape pod.
He was really a miracle, narrowly escaping the explosion of his home planet, raised by a local Kansas couple as there own until he was old enough to unleash his powers for the good of mankind (and the Kansas City Chiefs).
The views expressed by craig in calgary do not necessarily represent the views of all Canadians.
by saskwatch on Aug 10, 2011 2:17 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
KNEEL BEFORE MIMS!
Chiefs Revised FA Wish List: True NT and a Solid RT. I'll take McClain too. Say NO to Moss and Owens. Also, pay them: Carr, Flowers and Hali.
God rested on the 7th day......
Because on the 8th day he created David Mims.
"You talkin' to me? You TALKIN' to me ?" - Travis Bickle
by CatChief on Aug 10, 2011 5:25 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Saying
just sayin’
The views expressed by craig in calgary do not necessarily represent the views of all Canadians.
UDFA OT we picked up recently.
Monster dude at 6’8" / 335 lbs.
"What we need is......more cowbell." - C. Walken
Someone fix my f*#@ indent key please.
Or pass me another Crown and Coke damnit.
"What we need is......more cowbell." - C. Walken
David Mims pees a perfectly mixed Crown and Coke everytime
I'd give my left pocketwatch to see Blaine Sumner dead lift 800 lbs in a Chiefs jersey.
by The Gentry on Aug 10, 2011 1:04 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
LMAO
I don’t EVEN want to know what he uses for a swizel stick.
"What we need is......more cowbell." - C. Walken
Well its pretty obvious...
He doesn’t need one, his drinks are pre-mixed perfectly everytime
It is what it is and we are who we are.
Sober (again) since January 10th, 2011.
by nateforchiefs on Aug 10, 2011 1:11 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
-rum
add whiskey
"The essence of greatness is the perception that virtue is enough." -RWE
"To want to prohibit a man from error is to forbid him to fulfill his own existence..."
-Simone de Beauvoir
by KC Conundrum on Aug 10, 2011 1:23 PM CDT up reply actions
boy i look like a tool right there
i coulda swore that read rum and coke…
"The essence of greatness is the perception that virtue is enough." -RWE
"To want to prohibit a man from error is to forbid him to fulfill his own existence..."
-Simone de Beauvoir
by KC Conundrum on Aug 10, 2011 2:17 PM CDT up reply actions
-Crown
-Coke
+Tanqueray
+Schweppes
+Twist of Lime
It’s hot outside, quench your thirst with the quintessential summer refresher
"Reject a woman, and she will never let it go. One of the many defects of their kind. Also, weak arms."
-Dwight Schrute
Hmm, then Mims is a punk, and should be dropping acid on his eyeball
"Reject a woman, and she will never let it go. One of the many defects of their kind. Also, weak arms."
-Dwight Schrute
How much life insurance do you have when calling mims a punk
As your doctor , I would buy as much life insurance as humanly possible before making that comment.
Over here...
"Reject a woman, and she will never let it go. One of the many defects of their kind. Also, weak arms."
-Dwight Schrute
David Mims' tears are a rare substance...
called Mimsamphetamine – it’s all natural, heals wounds on contact, can wake you up OR put you to sleep, cures most cancers and sells for $100,000* per liquid gram on the open market.
*The problem is that he has never cried, even as a baby – they are so rare that the price is purely speculative.
They only know of its potency and curative capabilities because he agreed to have his tears extracted in a lab environment. They broke 27 pieces of extremely expensive equipment in the process and deemed the cost of extraction too high to repeat the process more than once.
Attempts to synthesize Mimsamphetamine has resulted in 18 deaths and has therefore also been shelved until future technology can allow us to attempt it again.
by Ochophosphate on Aug 10, 2011 2:47 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
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wow you guys can really run with it hey is tod’s risk aversion camp going to get us ready for the year or is it better than the injury prone hit them hard camps?
by ChristaBelle Blyzzy Elizabeth Romine on Aug 11, 2011 12:42 AM CDT reply actions
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