Via Dauleriospin and Twitter: Mr. Brandon Flowers of our very own Kansas City Chiefs perchance to spy a lady upon the city square. One can gather that hind quarters were of a singularly confectionary nature that Mr. Flowers found to be altogether appetizing. Spring has sprung indeed, and this fine Cornerbacker of our beloved squad wishes to inform the lady as he has been struck by yon cupid's bow and wishes to 'come a courtin' her and her damely cacao-reminiscent succulent nougaty figure.
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Mr. Daulerio has even provided a visual representation of what sweet sweet chewy peanutty mocha chocolata ya ya amore looks like to our own Venti Quattro. We applaud you Mr. Flowers and wish you nothing but happiness in you amorous and toothsome endeavors.

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We smell a sponsorship deal.
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