DISCLAIMER: This post will probably have numerous mistakes and may fail in its attempt at humor and the rants may fall on deaf ears but here goes nothing.
I will go through this post with no apparant scope or topic and will instead write anything that pops into my head and whether or not this ends up being successful I could care less I just feel a need to write. So let the random rants begin.
Life is like a box of chocolates, enjoy it too much and you'll get fat. Obviously Tyson Jackson enjoys life. Tyson Jackson is probably one of the most polarizing players on the Chiefs. This is in large part due to his failure to get a sack a game and break NFL tackles in half after being injured. As a former first round draft pick he should be destroying people by now he's been in the league for two years so he is obviously a seasoned vet who has reached his potential. His injury is an obvious attempt to cover his poor play, it couldn't possibly be that he was legitimately injured and therefore could not repeat the great performance he had against the Charger's that had a positive impact on the game. Okay time to write about good ole Cassel.
I have often heard from fellow Chief fans that Matt Noodlearm Cassel has no arm strength or deep ball accuracy and that his lack of a deep ball has severely impacted the passing game and overall offence. I like to reply to this by repeating my favorite Joe Montana quote " I dont throw darts at balloons, I throw balloons at darts". Am I comparing Noodlearm to Joe Goldenarm, Hall of Famer, Winner, and just straight up baller Montana. Yes. Because to describe Noodlearm I would say "He throws balloons at darts, if said dart is right infront of me, otherwise I'm a blind man trying to shoot a quarter that is 200 yards away with a pistol. Note: I am actually a huge supporter of Cassel as I love intangibles which I believe Cassel has many of, as he should to offset his lack of tangibles, and he fits perfect with WR D Bowe and TE Moeaki.
Now to the one the only the greatest Chief of 2011... Donald Washington. Donald is such a great player that when I watch him play I have to close my eyes and turn away because his greatness burns my eyes. Another strange phenomenom when I see the greatness of Mr. Donald I'm so productive I should work in Washington D.C. is that I begin to cry uncontrollably as when he is on the field he has such a great impact on the game. Seriously though, Donald Duck needs to get out like a prostitute needs a sex addict.
Jamaal Charles is my favorite Chief (outside of my namesake Mike Cox and the great Tamba Hali who is the definition of Professional and puts Marshawn Lynch to shame because he doesn't have Beast mode he has Godly Hali Destruction Mode). King Charles reigns supreme as the greatest runningback in the NFL. Many will say I'm a homer and that workhorse backs like Adrian Peterson or Adrian Foster are better due to their greater amount of playing time to which I will say " Jamaal does what is asked of him and he does it while averaging 6.4 yards per carry".
As I keep my first post relatively short I would like to conclude by giving a shout out to Gilberry, Castille, Arenas, McElroy who will replace Croyle, and Greenwood who are great players and superb people since they attended UA. I would also like to say I encourage advice but don't totally demolish my attempt and that you are all some of the most knowledgeable fans in any sport and I enjoy reading many of your posts.
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