Caption This

by Chris Thorman on Apr 13, 2011 8:23 PM CDT

In light of Jamaal Charles' recent loss to Peyton Hillis in the Madden 2012 Cover Tournament, I present to you a Caption This for the Kansas City Chiefs' leading rusher.

Give us your best one-liner.

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"In light of the lockout, I'd like to announce my new employer: FedEx."

“As they currently struggle with picking up/delivering KaloPhoenix’s packages on time, I’m going to be his personal delivery guy so he’s not constantly waiting. Questions?”

"Now you can luxuriate in a nice jail cell, but if your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." -- Malcolm Reynolds

by KaloPhoenix on Apr 13, 2011 8:30 PM CDT reply actions

There is no way Jamaal has ever used the english language that well

He would have said " Fed dex delivers packages good"

by craig in calgary on Apr 13, 2011 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions

THAT'S why they hired him. ;-)

"Now you can luxuriate in a nice jail cell, but if your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." -- Malcolm Reynolds

by KaloPhoenix on Apr 13, 2011 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions

there ya go, Kalo ... fixed ;-)

… I’m going to be his personal delivery guy so he’s not constantly whining

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by upamtn on Apr 14, 2011 5:12 PM CDT up reply actions

I think Jimmy John's might be a better fit...

Who would be better to bring you “Subs so fast you’ll freak” and like the commercials say is very very fast, and very very polite?

by Xander Crews on Apr 13, 2011 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions

I'm about to say the saddest thing in the history of mankind:

I don’t live in the delivery range of a Jimmy John’s. =(

"Now you can luxuriate in a nice jail cell, but if your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." -- Malcolm Reynolds

by KaloPhoenix on Apr 13, 2011 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs

Me either...

Even worse I’m only a few blocks outside of it… Maybe with Jamaal’s speed they’d extend the delivery area a bit!

by Xander Crews on Apr 13, 2011 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions

I'm kind of neutral on Jimmy Johns in general.

They’re a decent sandwich place, though I have others I prefer they are pretty convenient. I’ve never had them delivered though. On the other hand, they are rediculously fast in making the sandwich. Most of the time they are done before I get down to the end of the counter, and twice before I was even done paying.

by Archyrr on Apr 14, 2011 9:05 AM CDT up reply actions

Well...almost. I think I have you beat on 2 fronts

I live in Nashville and there is ONE Jimmy Johns in the entire metropolitan area… it’s in a little strip near Vandy and it’s the smallest JJ’s I’ve ever seen. I can’t complain about delivery because I live outside of the delivery range of everything (pizza included).

Even sadder, I don’t eat legged land animals anymore so bye bye to the Gargantuan, previously my favorite sammich in all of the land.

by Ochophosphate on Apr 14, 2011 1:48 PM CDT up reply actions