I'm sure that you are already being very well recompensed by Chris and Joel BUT the current labor situation has me thinking. When you are absent, this site looks like the NFL with replacement players as far as news availability. Now if the players and owners can't agree how to split up the many billions they have available, I think you should hire me to represent you with Chris and Joel (henceforth called C&J). With the millions, not billions, that C&J have at their disposal - YOU NEED A FAR LARGER %AGE.  Get with me and we will discuss this in private and if we have to get a federal mediator involved we will!!!!

Sorry C&J, I thought of this this morning and laughed all the way through typing it. I thought we could all use a little fun point to discuss than the same old topics we've been going over and over the past 2 weeks plus.
All in fun but a very entertaining subject for us to throw around.

And now, I need our fellow APers to step up and tell us the best way to fleece C&J, after the way they've been taking advantage of my poor (hopefully) client. This is your chance to express yourself about the wealthy owners abusing their poor employees.