I bet you didn't expect to see that headline today, did you?
No, it's not a joke. Bengals WR Chad Ochocinco is indeed coming to Kansas City -- except it's not for the Chiefs.
It's for Sporting KC, Kansas City's MLS team.
NFL players are in a lockout right now so they're free to work wherever they want. For Ochocinco, that apparently means soccer. He'll be trying out for the team next week from March 22-26.
We haven't heard of Chiefs players getting any new jobs and I can't imagine any of them could find something as unique as this.
(Yes, I know this isn't really Chiefs-related but, hey, it's the offseason)