Official Unofficial Arrowhead Pride Weakly Rankings

by upamtn on Dec 7, 2011 9:40 AM CST

no, that's not a typo: this is going to be fast, and thus done "weakly" because, well let's face it: I don't get nearly as much to do this as Joel ... but, since ChiefsFan85 is no longer able to run our regular weekly rankings edition, I've decided to go ahead and run my own flag up the proverbial pole and see if it flies in the hot air atmosphere known as Arrowhead Pride, beginning with my own hot air which means ...

1) Green Bay Packers- Rogers is as hot as any QB in league history
2) San Francisco 49ers - Harbaugh v Harbaugh in the Super Bowl? don't laugh, it could happen
3) Baltimore Ravens - see above
4) Pittsburgh Steelers - big, mean, tough and ugly ... and that's just Big Ben
5) New England Patriots - networks are now fighting over the Den v Pats game (Brady v Tebow)
6) New Orleans Saints - looking really good at the time of the season it's needed most
7) Houston Texans - no QB? no problem for these guys, it seems ... Arian Foster is a beast
8) Dallas Cowboys - how much do I hate the Cowboys? think of Khan's final words in Star Trek II
9) Atlanta Falcons - TonyG just keeps on going, and going, and going ...
10) Cincinnati Bengals - Marvin Lewis for Coach of the Year? possible, very possibe ...
11) Denver Broncos - gotta admit this team is just getting it done
12) New York Giants - Eli looked like Peyton vs Packers but it wasn't enough
13) New York Jets - can Chiefs beat the Jets? sure they CAN, but WILL they?
14) Tennessee Titans - the Titans have surprised me all year long, and with Chris Johnson back ...
15) Detroit Lions- How to Self-Destruct by Suh and the Lions, on sale at fine bookstores soon
16) Chicago Bears - who knew that Jay Cutler could make such a difference to a team?
17) Oakland Raiders - this team still has a very good shot at winning the AFC West
18) San Diego Chargers - this team has virtually no shot at winning anything
19) Kansas City Chiefs - see above
20) Miami Dolphins - another win or two and Tony Sparano should be safe enough
21) Buffalo Bills - give Chan Gailey another year or two and the Bills could be a contender
22) Tampa Bay Bucs - too bad for Josh Freeman that he's their only player on offense
23) Seattle Seahawks - Marshawn Lynch, wow ... just wow
24) Carolina Panthers - be interesting to see Cam Newton's development in a few years
25) Arizona Cardinals - what's to say about this team? so many holes to fix ...
26) Cleveland Browns - it's a long way to the top, but at least they have the Rock n Roll HoF
27) Washington Redskins - how many of you feel sorry for The Rat? right, me either
28) Philadelphia Eagles - somehow I got stuck with DeShawn Jackson in FF, hoo boy
29) Minnesota Vikings - Christian Ponder could be for real, but how does Jared Allen likes it now
30) Jacksonville Jags- Blaine Gabbert! ok, so he had a rough game, but he DID toss couple TDs
31) St Louis Rams - brutally ugly all the way around, and last year was so promising
32) Indianapolis Colts- something tells me Manning will be back, even with Luck as his heir

This is a FanPost and does not necessarily reflect the views of Arrowhead Pride's writers or editors. It does reflect the views of this particular fan though, which is as important as the views of Arrowhead Pride writers or editors.

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Disagree to an extent

Miami and Buffalo should easily be above K.C. on the pure fact that they blew us out at home.

Off topic….I agree with your previous post that insinuated that the problems with the offense is on Haley. I’ve been saying this even last year, but got some pretty flaming responses.

It all begins and ends with the HC since he has the ultimate responsibility to prepare, gameplan and choose the starters. I’ll never change that thinking.

ROOT with your heart.
ANALYZE with your head.

by THE_TRUTH on Dec 7, 2011 10:00 AM CST reply actions

agreed, but I won't hold his feet to the fire on the injuries ... sh*t happens

It all begins and ends with the HC since he has the ultimate responsibility to prepare, gameplan and choose the starters

as for Miami and Buffalo … Bills I dunno, they’ve really fallen after a hot start, and Miami had that horrid snake-bitten start to the year … as with anything else, teams are usually not as good as they appear when winning or as bad as they appear when losing (look at it this way: even the Rams have won a couple of games, but let’s face it, they’re horrible at best) … all THAT said: I respect your point, my friend :-)

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by upamtn on Dec 7, 2011 10:06 AM CST up reply actions

Noooo Rams should totally be above the Saints

I mean.. they beat the Saints by 10 points!

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by BAMFSpecialOps on Dec 7, 2011 10:19 AM CST up reply actions

now we're talkin'!

yessir, we is got ourswelves a real, genuine controversy here

by upamtn on Dec 7, 2011 2:25 PM CST up reply actions

all THAT said: I respect your point, my friend :-)

Goes both ways my friend

agreed, but I won’t hold his feet to the fire on the injuries

Agreed and should always be implied by the reasonable folks. However, some of the questionable starters (should be implied), OC merry-go-round, and decisions on offense (wasn’t the Defense the issue 3 years ago and he was supposed to be the fix for the Offense coming off his SB appearance)…..are the topics I’m referring to.

It always seems to be one or the other.

ROOT with your heart.
ANALYZE with your head.

by THE_TRUTH on Dec 7, 2011 11:15 AM CST up reply actions

Hey ups

you’ve got mail. :)

"You gonna pull them pistols...or whistle Dixie?"

by Aiken_Drum on Dec 7, 2011 10:47 AM CST reply actions

thank you, AIken ... I'll check it now :-)

by upamtn on Dec 7, 2011 2:26 PM CST up reply actions

DeSean.

Interesting. Saints outside the top 5? U crazy.

It’s going to be funny next week when you’re forced to put Tebow&Comp in that Top 10 slot after they beat up on daBears.

Off topic. Not really. But, is 85 doin’ his thing elsewhere on the web or what?

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by Chiefs_swagger on Dec 7, 2011 10:58 AM CST reply actions