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As I sit here in a haze of studying for finals, I find my mind drifting towards the future (mostly because the present is just so unpleasant right now. Why didn't anyone tell me that law school requires a massive amount of reading and studying? It seems like this should be common knowledge or something). The Chiefs are no exception to this forward-thinking-day-dreaming.

Now, I know that the Chiefs are not technically eliminated from playoff contention as of today. There are all kinds of scenarios in which they could sneak in. And frankly, with the way the defense is playing as of late I can't say I'd be totally stunned if the Chiefs managed to somehow get in, especially if Kyle Orton is healthy and able to provide at least adequate quarterback play (you know, the kind where you score touchdowns throughout the normal course of the game, not just on desperation hail mary's where your smallest guy makes an incredibly heads-up play).

But despite this, I still find myself thinking about next year for our Chiefs. And since I don't have the time to think of anything better to write about (seriously, I'm getting KILLED right now), I'm going to think of some things I'm looking forward to in the future...

Star-divide

The Continuing Emergence of Justin Houston

Remember a few short weeks ago, when Houston was just another bust and an example of GM Scott Pioli's failure to address the pass rush? Yeah, me either (I always thought it was an incredibly reactionary, short-sighted argument). Well, this is one situation where the "excuses" being thrown out for Houston seem to be ringing true.

Maybe Romeo Crennel wanted Houston to become a complete player before letting him do what he's already comfortable doing. Maybe the defensive scheme called for more coverage than rushing from the outside linebacker. Maybe Jovan Belcher's inadequacy in coverage made it necessary. Maybe they thought Wallace Gilberry would be better than he's been. Maybe Romeo had a bet going with Todd Haley as to how long he could keep the defense playing in "hold the line" rather than "attack" mode before Arrowhead was stormed by a mob. I have no idea.

But Justin Houston is one of the things I'm most looking forward to seeing, now and in the future. He was quietly improving and providing additional pressure for weeks, but many dismissed it because he wasn't getting the sacks. Well, now we've watched him absolutely dominate at least one game. And I think it's the first of many. I see the Chiefs as having a scary-good pass rushing combo for years, and I look forward to seeing RAC continue to attack offenses with it (seriously, Romeo, no more "sit back on your heels, bend-but-don't-break." You've got two legit pass rushers. Use them).

Getting a quarterback

This speaks for itself. I don't know what will be done, but SOMETHING needs to be done. I look forward to seeing it happen. And if it doesn't? Well... there are ways of dealing with that.

The Continued Contributions of Dexter McCluster

Cue "McReach" or "McFumble" jokes here. Well, allow me to retort! DexMex (I don't know why I love that nickname, but I do) has 425 yards rushing and 203 yards receiving through 12 games this year. I know, I know, you're not impressed, but I'm still retorting here so zip it for a second.

First, while those totals are not overwhelming by any stretch of the imagination, when you look at offensive numbers for Dex I believe one needs to take into account two factors: the ineptitude of the offense and the playcalling that has utilized him.

With regards to the offense... In case you didn't know, it's bad. Really bad. Really REALLY bad. Like, you just told your wife that she ought to start working out bad (never had to do it myself, but I've heard it's bad. Yes, that was a shameless plug of the fact that I married a hottie. It's good to be me, I admit it). The fact that Dex has put up even borderline respectable numbers in this offense makes him one of the biggest contributors. Sad, but true. He's averaging 4.7 YPC while the other backs are at 4.1 and 3.0 (thanks again for your contribution, Thomas Jones). Imagine the offense without him for a minute. Yeah, it's even uglier.

On the playcalling... it's horrible at times. We've got basically three or four types of plays in which Dex gets the ball. I know it, you know it, other teams know it, even my wife has noticed it (there's two wife references, I may try to get a half dozen in before I'm done). I believe Dex has been as hindered as anyone by the mediocre-to-inept playcalling.

He doesn't get much love here anymore, but at the end of the day Dex has been a pretty big contributor, and one of the few playmakers for the Chiefs this year. I look forward to seeing him in a proper role as a side contributor on a good offense.

The Birth of a Defensive Juggernaut

While the cynical side of me is fully expecting this new attitude on defense to fall out from under us at any minute, it's tough to not get excited about the possibilities. I already talked about Houston, but I'm psyched about many aspects of the defense. How about I just list them by name?

-Derrick Johnson- Best ILB in the NFL right now. Bar none. There is not an ILB in the league I'd take at this moment. I cannot get over how lights out his play has been. He's not only on pace to shatter the Chiefs' all-time tackle record, but he makes at least a half dozen "holy crap" plays a game. (Too bad Clark Hunt's too cheap to lock him up long term and... wait, what?)

Tyson Jackson- How far we've come, T-Jax. From "Bust" to "Pretty much a bust" to "He's OK" to "I'm comfortable with him at DE" to "Hey, he's a pretty good player" to "Beast mode." Now that's just a journey (much like marriage... OK, that one was weak. I can do better). He's become a rock against the run, and is even (gasp) rushing the passer a little! Who knew 3-4 DE's could do that sometimes?!

-Brandon Flowers- He seems to have largely overcome the inconsistency that plagued him early this year. When he's on, he's a top three corner. Throw in his tackling (absolutely elite) and we've got ourselves a stud CB. Too bad Hunt's too cheap to lock him... wait, again?

-Tamba Hali- Duh. C'mon, we all know he's a beast. And with Houston opposite him... ohboyohboyohboyohboy! (to get the full effect there, picture me hopping up and down and clapping my hands). Unfortunately, Hunt's cheap and we'll never splurge on an elite pass rusher's contract so... what do you MEAN, we've got him locked up?

-Brandon Carr- Great, great number two corner. Hunt and Pioli, I'm defending your spending habits here (I could make a GREAT wife comment here, but I fear for my safety since she joined AP). Get this guy signed up. Like now (Also: Bowe. Seriously. There's enough stuff to address this offseason without worrying about those two. The Chiefs have the money to get these guys and address the other needs. Get it DONE. Or I won't passive-aggressively defend you anymore!)

-Kendrick Lewis- I love this guy as a FS. He's a great "roamer." I feel for him, not having Berry next to him. This guy was born to play next to a SS like Berry.

-Eric Berry- Dear Eric, please get well soon. Knowing you, as I type this you're likely somewhere killing it in rehab while studying the finer points of the game, ready to come back better than ever.

-Allen Bailey- Too soon to tell the big picture, but he's 100 times better than he was at the start of the season. Go back and watch Houston's second sack against da Bears. The reason their QB couldn't step up into the pocket is that Bailey MANHANDLED two blockers and left him nowhere to run (while this was happening, Wallace Gilberry was getting absolutely stonewalled by one blocker. Just sayin'). Again, too soon to tell, but when I see a player improving as quickly as Bailey has, it gets me all warm and fuzzy inside.

-Aman Gordon- Yeah, he's relatively old, but I LOVE this dude. He's made me forget all about Crotch-Grabber and Big Ron. I hope the Chiefs keep him around awhile, but if they don't, it's OK. Because it seems like Romeo can take any old vet and revitalize his career.

-Jerrell Powe- He's been riding the pine, I know. But when he's played, he's looked all right. Now, to be fair, I'm basing MOST of this off of his preseason play, when he was dominating 2nd and 3rd teamers. But hey, when your 6th round pick is, with little preparation time, dominating other teams' backups, that's a GOOD sign (plus his "This is the stuff of legends" tackle of Josh Johnson. Watch it again. That was epic). Why is he sitting? Personally, I think Romeo is comfortable with Kelly Gregg at NT, and with the Chiefs not having a NT in there at all half the time, they don't need two pure NT's most game days. Watch for this kid. I have a feeling (also known in some circles as "homerism")

Whew, that's a crapload on the defense. But that's only because there's SO MUCH too look forward to with that group.

Getting a REAL QUARTERBACK

What, I said this already? Too bad. It's that important. Kyle Orton is not a long term solution barring him somehow being about 15 percent better in Kansas City than he's been anywhere else. Matt Cassel isn't either unless (again) he gets about 15 percent better on a consistent basis (which, frankly, he's had three years to do). Ricky Stanzi's a rookie and we have no idea what he's got. Tyler Palko is useless besides his ability to somehow use psychic powers to dislocate Orton's finger (which one would think we could use to our advantage, but it doesn't really seem ethical).

Honest to God, I'm at my wit's end (like my wife when I accidentally threw away our credit cards. Am I at a half dozen yet?). I have this inner hope that Scott Pioli sees what we see. That he sees that the Chiefs have an excellent WR corps. That he sees that the Chiefs have a good TE and great RB coming back next year. That he sees the defense is legit, with a nice chance of being something special. That he SEES the line, other than RT, isn't that bad (I know, Weigmann is almost washed up. Enter Hudson. It'll be all right). What's left is a gaping, glaring, giant, massive, huge, gronking (thank you, Dirk) hole at QB. I have to hang onto that hope.

There are multiple scenarios we can look at that get the Chiefs a new QB, no matter where they're picking in the draft. We've got some trade chips in Glenn Dorsey (sorry dude, you've regressed and your contract is running out. It's time.) and Wallace Gilberry, as well as what SHOULD be a willingness to spend a few picks to trade up. There absolutely will be teams in the top seven that do not need a QB. It's a deep QB class at the top. The second biggest team need (RT) is the type that can be addressed in the 2nd or 3rd round or free agency

Never, ever, have I seen such a perfect storm of opportunity to get a franchise QB in the draft. Pull the trigger. I'm looking forward to seeing this happen. And if it doesn't? Well... my wife's hot, so I've got that going for me. I'm not sure how all of you will get through it, though.

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Can't stress it enough

I firmly believe a franchise QB can set this team up for good. Along with an RT. Then get some depth.

If we don’t do it, I don’t have a wife since I’m 18…but I got…college? Lol

When you fail to prepare, you prepare to fail.

Jamaal above all. #25 ftw.

CHIEFS WILL!

by NJChieffan16 on Dec 7, 2011 1:02 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

You're good, there's plenty of "stuff" to look at on the intergoogle.

"Why are all these people here? There are too many people on this earth. We need a new plague…"
-Dwight Schrute

by severn58 on Dec 7, 2011 1:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Haha I dont wanna view any of that stuff on the "InterGoogle"

When you fail to prepare, you prepare to fail.

Jamaal above all. #25 ftw.

CHIEFS WILL!

by NJChieffan16 on Dec 7, 2011 1:31 PM CST up reply actions  

College... man I feel old,,,,

Depending on if you hve adry campus or not… Beer Pong is the past time I would pursue ( it will also help cope with the remaining season and the Royals season if you are a fan as well…

"Stay Classy Kansas City"

by Mas Cervezas on Dec 7, 2011 1:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Beer Pong

That is something. Campus is not dry no matter how much the school officials try to make it that way

When you fail to prepare, you prepare to fail.

Jamaal above all. #25 ftw.

CHIEFS WILL!

by NJChieffan16 on Dec 7, 2011 1:32 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

More than that.

Beer Pong
Ladder Golf
Cornhole
Asshole
Circle of Death
Up the river down the river
Red or Black
Flip Cup
Quarters
Never have I ever
7, 11 Doubles
3-Man
Buzz

Gershdernit’, you kids need everything spelled out for you!

"Why are all these people here? There are too many people on this earth. We need a new plague…"
-Dwight Schrute

by severn58 on Dec 7, 2011 1:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Not to mention

You can find a drinking game to go along with pretty much any TV show ever created – the worse the better, e.g., Saved By the Bell, Baywatch, Dukes of Hazzard. Hell – there’s a website dedicated exclusively to this.

by Ochophosphate on Dec 7, 2011 2:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Works for a few songs too..

Drinking every time “Roxanne” is said by The Police is brutal.

"Why are all these people here? There are too many people on this earth. We need a new plague…"
-Dwight Schrute

by severn58 on Dec 7, 2011 2:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Drinking game guaranteed to mess you up:

Taking a shot every time a sports announcer says, “special.”

Ancora imparo.

by midcalchief on Dec 7, 2011 3:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Lol yes we need it all spelled out for us nowadays

Cant do nothing on our own lol

When you fail to prepare, you prepare to fail.

Jamaal above all. #25 ftw.

CHIEFS WILL!

by NJChieffan16 on Dec 7, 2011 2:27 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Wow... Do u wanna hang out?!

U sound like a party drinker kinda dude!

"Stay Classy Kansas City"

by Mas Cervezas on Dec 7, 2011 2:59 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Sweet, lemme know when your flight lands at BWI, I'll scoop you up

"Why are all these people here? There are too many people on this earth. We need a new plague…"
-Dwight Schrute

by severn58 on Dec 7, 2011 3:29 PM CST up reply actions  

beer pong.....

I, for one, do not play drinking games, I take beer too seriously to ever make a game out of it.

by gizmokc on Dec 7, 2011 11:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Look at it this way

Wife = 1 woman
College = many women

Variety is the spice of life. Enjoy it while you can.

by Ochophosphate on Dec 7, 2011 1:15 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

That is something I can agree with

But, the depth of girls is very Chief-like at my college if u get what I’m saying

When you fail to prepare, you prepare to fail.

Jamaal above all. #25 ftw.

CHIEFS WILL!

by NJChieffan16 on Dec 7, 2011 1:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Hahahahaha

Definitely not :) The variety there though leaves much to be desired

When you fail to prepare, you prepare to fail.

Jamaal above all. #25 ftw.

CHIEFS WILL!

by NJChieffan16 on Dec 7, 2011 1:35 PM CST up reply actions  

To quote Red Foreman

Any time a girl outweighs you by 50 pounds… you’re looking for trouble.

I love my wife, my kids, and the Chiefs. In that order. Except on game days.
I am the Master of Hyperenthetical Asiditry (you know, like this. Only more)

by MNchiefsfan on Dec 7, 2011 3:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Aye - well

Sometimes you have to dig through some turds to find that piece of corn, if you know what I mean.

Most big schools have other schools nearby/surrounding – you can always fish in other ponds if your “diversity” is lacking.

Other Stupid Tips (which I suppose mean nothing if your “talent pool” is more like a “cesspool”):
-Shower (yeah, obvious, but oddly often neglected – stay clean), along with that – manscape – you’re in college, you expect chicks to groom, match the sentiment. You don’t have to go Mr. Clean here, but you can’t look like you’ve got Buckwheat in a scissor-lock either.
-Learn to dance – once had a girl state to me – “if you can dance well you can fuck well” – perception is reality (at least for her it was).
-Keep a few girly drinks in your fridge (a page from Katt Williams) – “I don’t drink no mothafuckin’ Alize – but bitches do!”
-Act like you’ve been there before – don’t act like you need it or can’t get it (mostly a confidence vs desperation thing) – and no celebrating in the end-zone after you score.
last but not least
-Funny almost always trumps everything – can’t tell you how many hot hot hotties I’ve seen with gnarly brosephs on account of them being funny (likely in combination with one of the other points above). Just remember – not stupid, but funny – not trying to be funny, but actually funny. It ain’t for everyone.

by Ochophosphate on Dec 7, 2011 2:16 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Thanks for the tips

Much appreciated. Could put them to good use haha

When you fail to prepare, you prepare to fail.

Jamaal above all. #25 ftw.

CHIEFS WILL!

by NJChieffan16 on Dec 7, 2011 2:26 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

That last one is absolutely true

Funny is everything.

I love my wife, my kids, and the Chiefs. In that order. Except on game days.
I am the Master of Hyperenthetical Asiditry (you know, like this. Only more)

by MNchiefsfan on Dec 7, 2011 3:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Worked for you too, eh?

It’s how I ended up with the shackle on my left ring finger.

by Ochophosphate on Dec 7, 2011 4:41 PM CST up reply actions  

I believe you

I love my wife, my kids, and the Chiefs. In that order. Except on game days.
I am the Master of Hyperenthetical Asiditry (you know, like this. Only more)

by MNchiefsfan on Dec 7, 2011 3:19 PM CST up reply actions  

I agree with what NJ said

QB that is seriously not bull-crap Franchise QB; whether or not its Stanzi, a kid we draft next ear or Go After Manning should he be traded.

And BRich has made it abundantly clear that the Right Tackle is the glaring eakness on the Oline. I’d love to have a new RT and future-esque type G/C taking shape as well come next Training camp.

All other positions at the point, IMHO, are depth issues save 1; a compliment RB to Jamaal Charles; He is going to be an unknown due to his ACL tear.. same can go to Berry now that Im thinking on it…

"Stay Classy Kansas City"

by Mas Cervezas on Dec 7, 2011 1:08 PM CST reply actions  

Good point

We have to address th depth behind Charles, Berry, and Moeaki. We don’t know how they recover….and they don’t need to be pushed back in too quickly.

Be it through draft or FA…it must be addressed.

How long should you try? Until.
- Jim Rohn

by Matt_Grbac on Dec 7, 2011 1:14 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Fingers crossed!

I think I heard that the saftey from Jacksonville was going to be a FA next yr.

"Stay Classy Kansas City"

by Mas Cervezas on Dec 7, 2011 3:01 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Looking forward

To a time when all the boys and girls of AP can come together and live in harmony

Looking forward to a time when the Haley Haters and the Haley Homers can put down their differences and pick up the pride that we all share

Looking forward to a time when we can pretty much guarantee a victory in Arrowhead on game day

Looking forward to seeing everyone jump back on the Chiefs bandwagon while it starts to scale the mountain known as the NFL

How long should you try? Until.
- Jim Rohn

by Matt_Grbac on Dec 7, 2011 1:10 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

That's easy, winning cures all.

"Why are all these people here? There are too many people on this earth. We need a new plague…"
-Dwight Schrute

by severn58 on Dec 7, 2011 1:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Strike that

Winning, and being able to consistently win now and into the foreseeable future cures all.

Yup, that looks good.

"Why are all these people here? There are too many people on this earth. We need a new plague…"
-Dwight Schrute

by severn58 on Dec 7, 2011 1:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Wait, let me guess...........

we will all then sing Kum-by-yah?

"The Hammer"

by G.L. on Dec 7, 2011 3:18 PM CST up reply actions  

I hear ya

I feel the same about Luck.

I also felt that way about Ro McClain and Aaron Curry.

You just never know how these guys will play in the Pro’s. It’s all about system and character fit.

How long should you try? Until.
- Jim Rohn

by Matt_Grbac on Dec 7, 2011 1:17 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

The Chiefs have somehow drafted several players that I wanted them to

including Berry, Houston, Stanzi, Asamoah, and Powe. RG3 is also on that list, so here’s to hoping it works out one more time.

by m.yashi on Dec 7, 2011 2:07 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm with you on that

It’s amazing how many of the current players I wanted them to draft and they actually did! Even better are that most have workd out so far. Moeaki was the one I wanted but never actually saw coming. Hopefully he continues to play well when he’s back.

Just because you disagree with someone/something, or they disagree with you, doesn't mean that person/act is ignorant. Please don't be ignorant of how to properly use the word ignorant!

by ChiefsFan4Life634 on Dec 7, 2011 3:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Nice post and good luck with your finals MN

I hope I never have to take another “final” as long as I live.

Looking forward to this team getting healthy.

by Ochophosphate on Dec 7, 2011 1:17 PM CST reply actions  

WE are severely crippled at the QB position

sign :/

Men succeed when they realize that their failures are the preparation for their victories.

by KingChief on Dec 7, 2011 1:19 PM CST reply actions  

If KC gets a franchise QB

They will win multiple SB’s….can you imagine if somehow they got Manning for three healthy years? Excuse me for a minute…

We're the same team as last year, except incredibly better, and with new players.

by Flowers24 on Dec 7, 2011 1:20 PM CST reply actions  

Lots of guys don't want Manning

I would jump to the moon if we somehow aquired Manning!!!

He is top 3 QB in the NFL. He is THE smartest player in the NFL period.

Manning equals Super Bowl contention.

We have a defense to back him up and plenty of good receivers.

How long should you try? Until.
- Jim Rohn

by Matt_Grbac on Dec 7, 2011 1:24 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Yeah, Manning on a shitty team is a super bowl contender in any given year

And we have a solid team with a shitty QB situation.

It would be a great fit, assuming his health holds up.

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by TRSChief on Dec 7, 2011 1:32 PM CST up reply actions  

I think that has more to do with

some are saying give away high picks (what the Raiders did for Palmer) for Manning and the argument is not to do that because you don’t know if he will be healthy enough to play.

Men succeed when they realize that their failures are the preparation for their victories.

by KingChief on Dec 7, 2011 1:53 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't think it will take much, and I think it the most likely scenario might be that he is released.

No team wants to pay the $28 million next year (most due in a bonus before the season) without knowing if he can play. That includes the Colts, and if they draft Luck they may be forced to straight out release him.

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by saskwatch on Dec 7, 2011 2:57 PM CST up reply actions  

But not a Pass Prtecting Oline to back him.

You could put Touchdown Jesus behind our pass protection and he would need to be ressurected again.

"In my experience, there is no such thing as luck."

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by crashman6 on Dec 7, 2011 1:58 PM CST up reply actions  

That will be fixed

Draft a stud RT. Put Hudson at C…..then then line is automatically upgraded.

Sign a Guard out of FA.

Lots of ways to improve the line.

Plus all you gotta do is throw the ball downfield for Baldwin. He is gonna be a beast with a real QB.

How long should you try? Until.
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by Matt_Grbac on Dec 7, 2011 2:03 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Not necessarily

Indy’s O-line isn’t anything special, but Peyton always made them look pretty good. Brady does the same in NE.

by bh13 on Dec 7, 2011 7:11 PM CST up reply actions  

The only problem with picking up Manning (if it's even possible) is that he plays a different system.

So you have to wonder if Haley would even consider him, much less cooperate with him…

Ancora imparo.

by midcalchief on Dec 7, 2011 3:39 PM CST up reply actions  

A different system?

Like tossing the ball around and winning through the air? Yeah… I think that’s the whole point to us saying we’re a QB away from serious contention.

by Tomahawk29 on Dec 7, 2011 3:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Does this really sound like a likely conversation?

Pioli: Hey Todd, the Colts are offering us Manning for our first rounder. He’s passed all physicals and seems absolutely pissed off and ready to roll. You in?

Haley: Nah… he doesn’t know the system. I’ll stick with my mediocre QB who knows the system, even if he can’t execute it.

I love my wife, my kids, and the Chiefs. In that order. Except on game days.
I am the Master of Hyperenthetical Asiditry (you know, like this. Only more)

by MNchiefsfan on Dec 7, 2011 4:33 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Unfortunately, yes

Palko vs Orton

I'm so overrated, I'm underrated.

by RememberDelaney37 on Dec 7, 2011 4:41 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

I don't care how stubborn some think Haley is

He’s not that stupid. If Peyton Manning was available without selling the future, he’d be thrilled.

by bh13 on Dec 7, 2011 7:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Peyton signed in the offseason vs Orton brought in midseason

Two very, very, very different situations.

I love my wife, my kids, and the Chiefs. In that order. Except on game days.
I am the Master of Hyperenthetical Asiditry (you know, like this. Only more)

by MNchiefsfan on Dec 7, 2011 10:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Did you just compare Kyle Orton to Peyton Manning?

"If ifs mattered, everyone would be undefeated." Enite

by Enite on Dec 8, 2011 3:09 PM CST up reply actions  

For those who like referring to him as "McReach" or "McFumble"

Go check his stats for 2 years vs. Sproles – I think you will be surprised.

Nice write up MN – good luck with those finals.

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by tybme on Dec 7, 2011 1:23 PM CST reply actions  

Ok, I did

Receiving – Sproles has 630 more yards (152% more)
Rushing – Sproles has 201 more yards (40% more)
Return yards- Sproles has 107 more yards (43% more)

Sproles has higher yards per catch and yards per rush, twice the TDs and would not have only cost us cash and a roster spot, not a second round pick.

DexMex had a good week but he’s still little more than a poor man’s Leon Washington

Standing on the corner in a white Godfather hat. He drives a long black gangster Cadillac. He can steal a broads mind, man, in three or four minutes. It’s not how long you talk, brother, it’s what you put in it.

by HIV 2 Elway on Dec 7, 2011 1:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Well Sproles had Philip throwing to him

Had LT running with him too.

Dex got 2 crap QBs in Cassel and Palko throwing to him.

When you fail to prepare, you prepare to fail.

Jamaal above all. #25 ftw.

CHIEFS WILL!

by NJChieffan16 on Dec 7, 2011 1:37 PM CST up reply actions  

LT was not a Charger last year (the assignment was to look at the last two years)

I’m told that Casshole is a “Pro Bowl QB”

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by HIV 2 Elway on Dec 7, 2011 1:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh I thought the first 2 years or something

But yes he is a pro bowl QB. I mean come on. It’s not like anyone else could have gone if they had the choice.

…oh…wait…

When you fail to prepare, you prepare to fail.

Jamaal above all. #25 ftw.

CHIEFS WILL!

by NJChieffan16 on Dec 7, 2011 2:29 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Orton

declined, cause he got benched for tebow

Cassel 3 games vs non playoff teams last year. 27 points
Palko 3 games vs Playoff teams 22 points

Cassel makes 63million.
Palko $480,000

by Redberry on Dec 7, 2011 3:27 PM CST up reply actions  

I wish you wouldn't call him Casshole

Being a bad QB doesn’t make dude an asshole.

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by KC_Satchmo on Dec 7, 2011 3:28 PM CST up reply actions  

"Piolihole " isn't as fun to type

Cassel 3 games vs non playoff teams last year. 27 points
Palko 3 games vs Playoff teams 22 points

Cassel makes 63million.
Palko $480,000

by Redberry on Dec 7, 2011 3:32 PM CST up reply actions  

It sounds like something rednecks do for "fun"

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by KC_Satchmo on Dec 7, 2011 3:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Drink enough beer

and watching Palko and Orton and Cassel run the O, can be fun

Cassel 3 games vs non playoff teams last year. 27 points
Palko 3 games vs Playoff teams 22 points

Cassel makes 63million.
Palko $480,000

by Redberry on Dec 7, 2011 3:36 PM CST up reply actions  

LIES!

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by KC_Satchmo on Dec 7, 2011 3:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Dont you know

making up ridiculous immature names to call people is the best way to get your point across

by badassz1987 on Dec 7, 2011 5:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah that probably didn't work out like he was hoping.

Though I agree Dex has been used wrong, just on sheer numbers – that’s an uphill fight for tybme’s point.

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by TRSChief on Dec 7, 2011 1:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Come on man

“Would not have cost us a second round pick only cash and a roster spot.” You get it free agent versus draft pick. Not to mention all the jersey’s penny pintcher would get to sell after bringing Sproles home.

Standing on the corner in a white Godfather hat. He drives a long black gangster Cadillac. He can steal a broads mind, man, in three or four minutes. It’s not how long you talk, brother, it’s what you put in it.

by HIV 2 Elway on Dec 7, 2011 1:53 PM CST up reply actions  

OK I guess I should have expanded for you slower thinkers

Compare their first 2 (playing) years – Sproles missed his second season.

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by tybme on Dec 7, 2011 2:24 PM CST up reply actions  

and I seriously doubt HIV bothers to post those

It won’t help to prove his point

Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting 'Holy ****... What a Ride!'

by tybme on Dec 7, 2011 2:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Looking at the stats and remembering back....

Sproles was really only used as a return man his first few years (exactly what some of us have been saying DexMex should exclusivley be used as).

Also, how do we normalize expectaions for the 36th overall pick versus the 130th overall?

Standing on the corner in a white Godfather hat. He drives a long black gangster Cadillac. He can steal a broads mind, man, in three or four minutes. It’s not how long you talk, brother, it’s what you put in it.

by HIV 2 Elway on Dec 7, 2011 2:31 PM CST up reply actions  

yeah it's such a bad idea

to expand his game at a more rapid rate.

Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting 'Holy ****... What a Ride!'

by tybme on Dec 7, 2011 2:41 PM CST up reply actions  

We should watching tape of NO

To see how to properly use a scatback type dude with great cutting ability.

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by MNchiefsfan on Dec 7, 2011 4:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Yep

I love my wife, my kids, and the Chiefs. In that order. Except on game days.
I am the Master of Hyperenthetical Asiditry (you know, like this. Only more)

by MNchiefsfan on Dec 7, 2011 10:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Strange

but methinks Brees could be in KC red were it not for the meddling of C Pete and the Funky Bunch…dammit!

by SCKSChief on Dec 8, 2011 12:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Real fucking clear by this statement...
Go check his stats for 2 years vs. Sproles

Standing on the corner in a white Godfather hat. He drives a long black gangster Cadillac. He can steal a broads mind, man, in three or four minutes. It’s not how long you talk, brother, it’s what you put in it.

by HIV 2 Elway on Dec 7, 2011 2:27 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

awwww HIV don't worry

you’re still my favorite poser.

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by tybme on Dec 7, 2011 2:40 PM CST up reply actions  

I was just listening listening in on Haley's press conference...

He was talking about Hali’s injury…

http://www.kcchiefs.com/media-center/videos/From-the-Podium-Todd-Haley/25da3a04-008d-4612-8e07-0d1479f1b42d
at around the 15:30 minute mark he talks about it.

Sounds like he was cut as he is speaking about there being blood all over the place. The only things that I can think of was a face mask cutting his arm as he said the injury wasn’t severe… Then again it could be a compound fracture to one of his fingers that caused the bleeding. Any other word on this?

Go Chiefs!!!!

by ravenhawk on Dec 7, 2011 1:24 PM CST reply actions  

A real bounty of hyperenthetical asiditry.

Oh and I guess nicely written.

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by TRSChief on Dec 7, 2011 1:41 PM CST reply actions  

TRS

As spelled, these words don’t exist.

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by skunk420 on Dec 7, 2011 1:48 PM CST up reply actions  

I know. They're mine.

And they’re in MN’s signature.

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by TRSChief on Dec 7, 2011 1:50 PM CST up reply actions  

(Smacks forehead)

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by MNchiefsfan on Dec 7, 2011 4:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Very nice post, as usual, Mn.

I still say you should be an all media writer. Very few writers can write with humor, great analytical ability, and facts, all in the same article. We’ve got quite a few good lawyers in this country, but not nearly enough good writers.

I look forward to everthing you listed, as well as, a great or above average OC.

Thanks for a great read and good luck on your finals.

by Flyboy26 on Dec 7, 2011 1:42 PM CST reply actions  

I agree with 98.7% of what you said

TJax is not Beast anything. I constantly seeing him being manhandled by single coverage and the only time he commands double coverage is when there is a free Olineman. I am SOOO freaking excited in the back 8 of our defense, the Linebackers are studs, the Brandons are good and safety tandem could be great. Front 3 still stink.

by craig in calgary on Dec 7, 2011 1:44 PM CST reply actions  

I agree

About TJ. He really isn’t much of a factor to be a top draft choice. Never has been.

Yeah he is serviceable….but no more

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by Matt_Grbac on Dec 7, 2011 1:56 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

This is the biggest problem with TJax.

If he was a 3rd round pick, everybody would think he does a good job. The problem is the guy was a top 5 pick, and the fans want more that a “good” player.

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by saskwatch on Dec 7, 2011 3:01 PM CST up reply actions  

including me

The views expressed by craig in calgary do not necessarily represent the views of all Canadians.

by saskwatch on Dec 7, 2011 3:01 PM CST up reply actions  

I guess I must be cherry picking the good

Because I often see him taking on double teams and holding his own…

Funny how that works. I’ll try to watch more objectively, see if I’m cherry picking

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by MNchiefsfan on Dec 7, 2011 4:42 PM CST up reply actions  

You'll make a good lawyer

Because you can talk yourself into anything……you suffer from short term memory loss…..your rose colored glasses are as thick as your skull……you don’t mistake facts for reality……..good luck on your finals

by LO Thighs on Dec 7, 2011 1:52 PM CST reply actions  

RG3 for long term franchise QB

Cannon for a right arm intelligent, and world class speed to go with the others who have the speed we need and a winner

by antony555 on Dec 7, 2011 2:01 PM CST up reply actions  

He will be gone when we pick

And, despite his intelligence, there has to be a concern over his ability to transition away from a spread offense (I don’t think he will qualify for the Senior Bowl to give teams a chance top scout his transition). With that question being there, I see no way Pioli would trade up for him. He might trade up to get Barkley, though. In all likelihood, I don’t see Pioli trading picks to move up. He may try grabbing a very good RT in the 1st and going with a guy like Foles in the 2nd.

by Chiefs4Life on Dec 7, 2011 3:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Especially if we keep pulling out

these meaningless wins. Sure I want them to play well, but looking at the steaming mess that is the offense, losing might be a better option at this point.

Sounds shitty, I know. I’m not rooting for them to lose; I just want them to play well. Losses don’t even really hurt anymore.

by SCKSChief on Dec 8, 2011 12:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Thanks

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by MNchiefsfan on Dec 7, 2011 4:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Better get more than just a RT or everyone's dream of a franchise QB will be on IR.

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by crashman6 on Dec 7, 2011 1:55 PM CST reply actions  

Why?

Take B-Rich out, put Hudson in for Weigmann, and we’re fine.

Lilja’s getting a bad rap this year for a lot of stuff that’s more on Weigmann than him.

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by MNchiefsfan on Dec 7, 2011 4:44 PM CST up reply actions  

I would rather see a trade for a Veteran QB

than to turn it over to a rookie QB next year…I DO want to get a good young QB to take over the team and have him around for a long time…But, if we were going to do that, I think it should have been done in year 1 or 2 of the rebuild…not year 4…this team, like you said, has almost every piece in place to make a Super Bowl run right now…but if you throw in a rookie QB, you have to wait for him to adjust to the NFL, go through his growing pains ect…by the time he is up to speed, where is the rest of the team?…

Personally, if they are going to take a QB in the first round next year, I would rather see Orton stay to groom him other than Cassel…He is just a better all around QB IMO…look at his passing numbers last year throughout the first 10 games of the season…he was on pace, along with a couple other QBs, to break Marinos passing record….B Lloyd lead the league in receiving last year……the rest of the team, just sucked and like usual, the QB gets the brunt of the blame…

Playoffs are a REAL possibility in 2010...just need few tweeks here and there.

by KCinAZ on Dec 7, 2011 1:56 PM CST reply actions  

Good read as usual, MN

But as a long-time Chiefs fan…I grow weary of the looking forward to next year thing.

My earliest Chiefs memories are watching guys named Dawson, Podolak, Taylor, Thomas, Bell, and Buchanan. So, yeah...I'm kind of an old fart.

by Scott B. on Dec 7, 2011 2:03 PM CST reply actions  

The Chiefs are a QB away from being serious contenders for a SB.

Just as an example, but if you put Peyton on the Chiefs roster they’d be instant favorites for a Super Bowl. Mull that over for a minute.

Pioli would be wise to do whatever he had to do to get the best QB that he can get here ASAP.

by Tomahawk29 on Dec 7, 2011 2:04 PM CST reply actions  

Some "haters" have been saying that for a while

Standing on the corner in a white Godfather hat. He drives a long black gangster Cadillac. He can steal a broads mind, man, in three or four minutes. It’s not how long you talk, brother, it’s what you put in it.

by HIV 2 Elway on Dec 7, 2011 2:10 PM CST up reply actions   2 recs

Hater

My earliest Chiefs memories are watching guys named Dawson, Podolak, Taylor, Thomas, Bell, and Buchanan. So, yeah...I'm kind of an old fart.

by Scott B. on Dec 7, 2011 2:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Some "homers" have been saying that for a while as well...

Ryan Succop will be the kicker for the AFC in the 2011 Pro Bowl

by PVChiefsfan on Dec 7, 2011 3:22 PM CST up reply actions  

It's only been true since like 1990

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by KC_Satchmo on Dec 7, 2011 3:32 PM CST up reply actions  

and KC

Still failed to make the SB

Cassel 3 games vs non playoff teams last year. 27 points
Palko 3 games vs Playoff teams 22 points

Cassel makes 63million.
Palko $480,000

by Redberry on Dec 7, 2011 3:35 PM CST up reply actions  

ummmm

that’s kinda my point

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by KC_Satchmo on Dec 7, 2011 3:39 PM CST up reply actions  

What was the BEST year that KC has had in the last 30 years?...

It was when they brought in a veteran QB…Joe Montana…he took us to the AFC Championship game his ONLY year with the team..

Playoffs are a REAL possibility in 2010...just need few tweeks here and there.

by KCinAZ on Dec 7, 2011 7:19 PM CST up reply actions  

He was here longer than one year, though...

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by MNchiefsfan on Dec 7, 2011 10:04 PM CST up reply actions  

youre right

93-94….took us to the AFc Championship his first year

Playoffs are a REAL possibility in 2010...just need few tweeks here and there.

by KCinAZ on Dec 7, 2011 10:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Why wouldn't he be able to?

By all reports, the surgery he underwent is very common and has been performed on numerous other NFL athletes. As long as he doesn’t play before he’s recovered, which is said to be 3 months, then he should be fine.

Texans RB Steve Slaton had the same surgery as Manning in 2010.
Titans RB Chris Johnson had some kind of neck surgery in 2007, before he came to the NFL.

Close to 75% of NFL players that have the kind of surgery Manning had return to the NFL for an average of 2.8 more years. DBs have the poorest return rate out of those players too, considering they’re tackling guys often times 60-70 lbs heavier than they are. source

It’s not a “giant if” that Peyton might return for another year. Judging from previous examples, even to high collision athletes like RBs, Peyton has a good chance to return healthy for another 2-3 years.

by Tomahawk29 on Dec 7, 2011 3:39 PM CST up reply actions  

a 2nd round pick

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by Jay Cotton on Dec 7, 2011 4:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Assuming he's healthy and has about 3 years left in him?

Two firsts maybe? Possibly a first and next years second?

It’s not going to be cheap to get one of the greatest QBs of all time, even if he is 36 years old. I think that would be a fair trade for a guy that is likely to put the Chiefs over the top.

by Tomahawk29 on Dec 7, 2011 4:05 PM CST up reply actions  

And as Jeffd883 said below,

Glenn Dorsey might be viable trade bait.

by Tomahawk29 on Dec 7, 2011 4:10 PM CST up reply actions  

How do you think Peyton would do not being a some QB any longer?

Would Haley allow Peyton to do what he does or expect him to conform to his offensive scheme?

All-in all, would Peyton be a good fit here?

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by RememberDelaney37 on Dec 7, 2011 4:13 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

How do you think Peyton would do not being a some dome QB any longer?

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by RememberDelaney37 on Dec 7, 2011 4:14 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

I'm not sure how you could get Peyton and then try to tell him how to run the offense.

Which is another point worth making: getting Manning would kill 2 birds with one stone – QB and OC. Honestly I kind of laugh at the argument that Peyton doesn’t fit our offensive scheme. What scheme is that? Playing it safe through the air (which up til now has been dictated by the QBs on the roster), and using your insanely talented RB to get your yards? Is our offensive scheme the way it is because of necessity or choice? Plus look at Haley’s offense in ARZ… I don’t think he’d have a problem with an elite veteran QB slinging the ball around to a pro bowl WR or two.

As for the dome question, that’s a good one. I don’t know. I’ve gotta imagine that a QB as talented and smart as Peyton wouldn’t let the outdoor elements make that much of a difference… I mean look at his overall record. He’s pulled out a lot of wins on the road against good outdoor teams. Who knows. It’s still worth risking though.

by Tomahawk29 on Dec 7, 2011 4:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Let me clarify about offensive scheme

I’m not saying scheme like running the ball and protecting/hiding the QB like we have been, just like you said, due to personnel limitations. I’m talking about the details of what you brought up: QB/OC. Peyton is his own OC because he knows the Indy playbook. Hell, he probably wrote it. Would we be able to replicate here in KC what has made Peyton so great in Indy? Would Haley allow Peyton free reign on audibles and pass protection calls? Would we shift away from running the ball more often than passing it? Lots of variables that might prevent Peyton from doing what he does best here in KC

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by RememberDelaney37 on Dec 7, 2011 4:35 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

By the way, not arguing against Peyton in KC

Hard to deny having an elite QB here would be the tits, just food for thought about Peyton specifically. Now if we can just get Aaron Rodgers…. :-)

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by RememberDelaney37 on Dec 7, 2011 4:38 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Rodgers would be badass. Ideally I'd like to just draft Luck, Barkley or RG3...

But that’s looking unlikely. If no QB can be had in the draft that isn’t top tier then Pioli ought to make a move to trade for one, IMO.

by Tomahawk29 on Dec 7, 2011 7:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Again, given the overall intelligence and talent level of the guy,

I doubt he’d have any problem coming into KC and learning the playbook. And if you’re entertaining the idea of bringing in an all time great and future HoFer like Peyton, you’d have to be willing to give him a lot of free reign and ability to change plays as he sees fit. Otherwise you wouldn’t be getting Peyton, you know?

I honestly don’t think Peyton would be limited. Sure, the argument can be made that Haley is meddling too much as it is, but come on… Bill Muir is the OC. Now when Charlie was here, I didn’t ever hear anything about Haley getting involved in play calling, at least until the rumor during the playoff game. Some of that may have to do with it being a trust factor. Haley likely trusted Weis, as he had worked with him before and Charlie had an impressive track record as an OC. I just doubt there’d be much problem of Haley trusting Peyton to run the offense.

Haley could work with Peyton through the week game planning and breaking down defenses (which, BTW, would help Haley long term) and then just let Peyton run the offense on Sundays. I just find it hard to believe that Haley would have a hard time handing the offense over to one of the greatest QBs to ever live.

by Tomahawk29 on Dec 7, 2011 7:02 PM CST up reply actions  

As someone who has worked with necks medically,

I can tell you that him having his neck fused is much different than a running back having it fused. A QB relies on vision of the whole field, not just right in front of him like a RB. Having bones in your neck fused will limit your range of motion with your neck thus limiting you vision. RB’s can get away with that, a QB cannot. IMO, it’s very possible that Peyton will never return to form.

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by MountainManMike on Dec 8, 2011 2:46 AM CST up reply actions  

I don,t know if you agree but?

RG3, some may say he is to small, but the kid has a cannon he,s intelligent, and who is a winner look at Cam newton and the kid for St. Louis

by antony555 on Dec 7, 2011 2:05 PM CST reply actions  

If cam is doing this rookie year what he,s doing

What would Andrew Luck do with the team he go,s too
They are quick to learn anymore, think about a guy with a arm who can make all the throws faster than Vick and remember Vick has an Arm even when he is a pocket passer.
Jim throrn is QB coach and he actually has someone to work with

by antony555 on Dec 7, 2011 2:13 PM CST reply actions  

iPhone?

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by severn58 on Dec 7, 2011 2:19 PM CST up reply actions  

DYAC!

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by TRSChief on Dec 7, 2011 2:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Did you ever thing derick would be replaced?

Len Dawson was a perfect example of what the Chiefs would do with a QB and he did not run much D-FENSE now!

by antony555 on Dec 7, 2011 2:18 PM CST reply actions  

hey MN! for the record: law school requires a massive amount of reading and studying ...

no need to thank me, I’m always glad to help, Little Brother :-)

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by upamtn on Dec 7, 2011 2:24 PM CST reply actions  

Chiefs are lined up to get Manning

I think the Chiefs will make a serious run at Manning. Like the write up states Dorsey might be at the end of the line here. He was never a 3-4 DE. But he is a perfect 4-3 cover 2 DT (at least coming out of college). Throw in a 1st round pick (which would be used on a QB anyway) and that will be pretty close to securing Manning. I dont think the Chiefs can draft a QB and hope he developes in time. There is a solid team in place and just need a leader to take that next step.

by jeffd883 on Dec 7, 2011 2:29 PM CST reply actions  

If I were the Chiefs, I would go after Flynn

He is in his llast year of cheapness with Greenbay, and ripe for being traded.

by Bigcherokeechief on Dec 7, 2011 2:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Derick Anderson

is a FA next year!

Cassel 3 games vs non playoff teams last year. 27 points
Palko 3 games vs Playoff teams 22 points

Cassel makes 63million.
Palko $480,000

by Redberry on Dec 7, 2011 3:31 PM CST up reply actions  

My top five things I am looking forward to............

1. Having an offense which works.
2. Having an offense which works.
3. Having an offense which works.
4. Having an offense which works.

and last but not least…………………

5. Having an offense which works.

"The Hammer"

by G.L. on Dec 7, 2011 3:21 PM CST reply actions  

If only we had a competent QB...

I can now say this with a straight face, and it will be accurate: Tim Tebow is a better QB than Matt Cassel.

by ProbablyYoungerThanAllOfYou on Dec 7, 2011 3:22 PM CST reply actions  

The Colts ALWAYS need Defensive Tackles

The Chiefs should just trade Dorsey and Gilberry and their 1st round pick for #1 overall and get their guy. Then sign or draft a potential Dorsey replacement and consecutive years of playoffs and Championships here KC comes.

Just because you disagree with someone/something, or they disagree with you, doesn't mean that person/act is ignorant. Please don't be ignorant of how to properly use the word ignorant!

by ChiefsFan4Life634 on Dec 7, 2011 3:32 PM CST reply actions  

Your post sucks and I hate you

Rec’d

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by KC_Satchmo on Dec 7, 2011 3:33 PM CST reply actions  

Stop it, you're embarrassing me with the overt affection.

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by MNchiefsfan on Dec 7, 2011 4:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Fuck you I won't do what you tell me

I like the write up on Houston but, didn’t you kinda leave out the most proable explanation?

I.E. Maybe it just took the rook a few weeks to adjust to the NFL after not having an offseason and getting to camp late.

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by KC_Satchmo on Dec 7, 2011 4:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Un oh, satch is drunk and raging against the machine again

On houston, I’m wondering if any of the film watchers here on AP could go back and see how often Houston blitzed before last week. I feel like it has been rarely, but I may not have noticed since no one was getting much pressure prior to these last few weeks

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by RememberDelaney37 on Dec 7, 2011 5:15 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Our gameplan varies wildly from week to week

Installing an opponent specific plan is precisely what Romeo is known for. (and is very good at)

If Houston was rushing the passer more this week it wouldn’t be any real indication of a change in how we’ve decided to use him and it’s unlikely to be a good predictor of how we’ll use him in the future. The success and corresponding increase in playing time is far more likely to be evidence of his development as a player than a change in our core philosophy.

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by KC_Satchmo on Dec 7, 2011 5:23 PM CST up reply actions  

The last three weeks in a row

He’s definitely been rushing the passer more. But yeah, what we do changes a lot depending on who we face.

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by MNchiefsfan on Dec 8, 2011 1:04 AM CST up reply actions  

"Kyle Orton is healthy and able to provide at least adequate quarterback play"

to funny.

Cassel 3 games vs non playoff teams last year. 27 points
Palko 3 games vs Playoff teams 22 points

Cassel makes 63million.
Palko $480,000

by Redberry on Dec 7, 2011 3:37 PM CST reply actions  

You left out one kinda-sorta important word there

Starts with an “i” and ends in an “f”, with nothing in between….

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by MNchiefsfan on Dec 7, 2011 4:49 PM CST up reply actions  

also left out an "o"

to where? oh, to funny. i love that place.

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by Shanghai_Chiefs on Dec 7, 2011 8:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Good post MNchiefsfan

Agree pretty much with the points you made about us having a solid defense, and with Tony and Jamaal coming back from IR, and bringing in at least a decent RT, a good O…so I am, as you are, anxious to see how the QB question gets addressed by Hunt, Pioli and Haley.

by urod69 on Dec 7, 2011 3:41 PM CST reply actions  

Always an enjoyable read, MN.

You must be a very accomplished typist. I know my two-finger-search-and-strike method of typing would never let me even consider making a long post while meeting the demands of law school.
It’s going to be very interesting to see how the Chiefs address the QB situation next year. I think if Orton comes back and plays very well in the last 4 games, Cassel may be moving on next year. If he doesn’t, we don’t really have a better option than keep Cassel around while Stanzi or a new rookie get up to speed. Personally, I don’t think the Colts will part with Manning, since they already have the pick of the litter. What more could they hope for than to have the Next Great Thing under the tutelage of Manning?

Ancora imparo.

by midcalchief on Dec 7, 2011 3:53 PM CST reply actions  

Yo MN!

You know we go way back, from the time of slumming on the ESPN draft conversation board, so don’t take me wrong here, because I am usually 100% in aggreance with everything you say about the Chiefs. But you got to find some new post filler other than talking about Law School and your wife. Aiken gets ripped for leaning on basically the same article every week to make it feel like you are reading a regurgitation of what he wrote last week. I’m starting to feel that from you as well, because of the same humor about being busy with school and how hot your wife is. Just some friendly constructive criticism. Pay it no mind if you don’t agree, and I will continue reading your stuff nonetheless.

You know I’m with you on everything though. Not much else to say about it

Mobile rec

I'm so overrated, I'm underrated.

by RememberDelaney37 on Dec 7, 2011 3:59 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Yeah MN,

We want to know more about you. What kind of music do you like? What car do you drive? Are you more of a romantic or a realist? Do you like long walks on a moonlit beach?

by Tomahawk29 on Dec 7, 2011 4:08 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Answers

1) Zamfir: Master Pan Flutist
2) 1971 Gremlin
3) Surrealist
4) No, but he does enjoy a good picnic while wearing a leather thong….backwards

This is my signature line. It is full of awesome and win.

by KC_Satchmo on Dec 7, 2011 4:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Fence sitter

He commits to no genre of music. He takes any mode of transportation besides an automobile. He is both a romantic and a realist equally. He walks where he must and where he wants to at any point of the day under any source of light available.

I'm so overrated, I'm underrated.

by RememberDelaney37 on Dec 7, 2011 4:18 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

You've been stalking me

I love my wife, my kids, and the Chiefs. In that order. Except on game days.
I am the Master of Hyperenthetical Asiditry (you know, like this. Only more)

by MNchiefsfan on Dec 7, 2011 4:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Not stalking, just obsessively shadowing

Stalking is for losers. Obsessively shadowing had been done by some of the finest in history, like Jack the Ripper

I'm so overrated, I'm underrated.

by RememberDelaney37 on Dec 7, 2011 4:52 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Ted Bundy, the BTK Killer...

The list goes on and on for role models

I love my wife, my kids, and the Chiefs. In that order. Except on game days.
I am the Master of Hyperenthetical Asiditry (you know, like this. Only more)

by MNchiefsfan on Dec 7, 2011 10:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Hmmm... I'll have to give that some consideration

While studying for law school and hanging out with my hot wife.

I love my wife, my kids, and the Chiefs. In that order. Except on game days.
I am the Master of Hyperenthetical Asiditry (you know, like this. Only more)

by MNchiefsfan on Dec 7, 2011 4:50 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Describe it for me :-)

I'm so overrated, I'm underrated.

by RememberDelaney37 on Dec 7, 2011 4:53 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

So what you are saying is

MN is going to law school to keep his hot wife happy with a well paying career. That makes sense, because everyone knows there is no other reason to go to law school

I'm so overrated, I'm underrated.

by RememberDelaney37 on Dec 7, 2011 5:10 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

I am saying there is no other possible explanation

She’s too good for him. He knows it. She knows it. I know it. You know it.

This is clearly a business relationship.

This is my signature line. It is full of awesome and win.

by KC_Satchmo on Dec 7, 2011 5:15 PM CST up reply actions  

World's oldest profession.

I love my wife, my kids, and the Chiefs. In that order. Except on game days.
I am the Master of Hyperenthetical Asiditry (you know, like this. Only more)

by MNchiefsfan on Dec 7, 2011 5:22 PM CST up reply actions  

She's a butcher?

This is my signature line. It is full of awesome and win.

by KC_Satchmo on Dec 7, 2011 5:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Negative

I’m ok with Albert at LT and Lilja at LG (with the potential to move LG in the future). We need a RT and potentially a RG replacement if Asamoah is moved, and that can be found later in the draft

I'm so overrated, I'm underrated.

by RememberDelaney37 on Dec 7, 2011 5:08 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

I never want to be ok with our with any position

that is why teams remain mediocre….if you aren’t moving up, then you should be moving out. I’ve written many times, put people in the position where they can be successful. Albert will never be an elite LT (maybe good, but probably only average), but could be an elite LG. He won’t switch, let him go and let somebody else pay for him. Why would we move Asamoah?

by AZDiamond75 on Dec 7, 2011 5:53 PM CST up reply actions  

We know that Albert is a fine LT, has played well against some quality opponents

We don’t know what he will be as a LG. While I’m all for improving what needs to be improved, I am not ok with moving people just to move them. You could potentially be downgrading two positions if neither Albert at LG or the new LT (assuming a draft pick) work out. Seems unnecessary considering our other, more pressing needs

I'm so overrated, I'm underrated.

by RememberDelaney37 on Dec 7, 2011 11:27 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

I don't think Albert is fine, he's average

He does well some games, and does not so well others which is the definition of average….considering he played his entire college career at LG, and it made him a top 15 pick I would say we would know what kind of LG he would be….it’s not like moving him to an unknown position…he played LG cuz he couldn’t beat out Eugene Monroe at Clemson…we do have a lot of needs…and I put fixing the OL as need #2 behind QB.

by AZDiamond75 on Dec 8, 2011 9:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Where do you go to law school at?

I’m dealing with the same thing right now finals for law school are killing me as well. Not to mention my girlfriend and son hate the whole thing (besides the prospect that maybe someday it will turn into a good career). As I type this I am distracting myself from contract law which is tomorrow, damn law school lol.

by ForeverAChief58 on Dec 7, 2011 5:05 PM CST reply actions  

University of MN

And yeah, it’s really tough to balance this stuff and family. Best of luck to you. Where are you going?

I love my wife, my kids, and the Chiefs. In that order. Except on game days.
I am the Master of Hyperenthetical Asiditry (you know, like this. Only more)

by MNchiefsfan on Dec 7, 2011 5:22 PM CST up reply actions  

University of Missouri Kansas City

Best of luck to you too. enjoy it when its over, I know I will.

by ForeverAChief58 on Dec 7, 2011 5:52 PM CST reply actions  

Best of luck at my old alma mater, Forever!

Good law school, though not well known like many others. What does the 58 stand for? How are the Roo’s doing? I haven’t been getting my paper since I moved to Mexico.

by Flyboy26 on Dec 8, 2011 12:26 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm looking forward to the Chiefs being much better next year

This was just a lost year and you could see it coming if you were paying attention. The lockout hurt us, the schedule was disastrous, we needed more time for all our young players to develop, and then the only part that wasn’t predictable— we had a wave of season-ending injuries to our most important players.

This is just a year we have to endure and hope our young players learn and develop from. Next year we will be better and should win the division.

by Offense of the 70s on Dec 7, 2011 8:45 PM CST reply actions  

This team hasn't had a franchise QB in decades, and we haven't won a Super Bowl in decades...

I think that should be obvious to everybody in the front office, and maybe, just maybe, they’ll pull the trigger and go for one of the solid QB prospects in this draft. If they do nothing to address our issues at QB and continue on with Cassel and a bunch of horrid backups, I don’t know what I’ll do.

Faithless is he who says farewell when the road darkens...

by 5280ChiefsFan on Dec 7, 2011 9:01 PM CST reply actions  

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