A bet is a bet....

So I lost a bet... the details of said bet are not important as it is too difficult for me to talk abo....sniff sniff.... moving on.... as punishment I am to write a glowing (and I suppose deserved) FanPost about my boy... the man, the myth, the legend. THEaveragegatsby.

The Gatsby ain't so average

Gatsby is a ladies man who's got so much game

He puts Carrot Top's game to shame



He's a powerhouse of muscle, a man to be feared

One look and he scared the hair from Orton's neck beard

(Razor burnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn)


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When Gatsby walks into a rooms he is accompanied by chorus

He is the President of Bad Ass and his V.P. is Chuck Norris.

(Everyone knows Chuck Norris is running the showwwwwwwwww)


He's Casey at bat, "Straight away center" he'd shout

Only this ain't Casey cause Gatsby never strikes out.

(Except with the ladiesssssssssss)


There is only one thing that scares Gatsby sh**less

You wanna know what? That's none of your damn business!

(I think it's chickssssssssssssssss)


Gatsby is clutch, he always gets the win

He's the Tebow we like... the one with alot more sin.

(God Blessssssssssssssss)


((This is the only acceptable Tebow pic I could find.... It has nothing to do with... ya know... uh huh... oh yeah))

You can comment what you like but be careful the words that you choose

Never bet against Gatsby, it's a bet you will lose

(Damn you Russell Wilsonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!)


In the end, he's the kinda man you hope to be when you grow up

Now everyone excuse me I have to go throw up.



I will be awaiting my new signature.

This is a FanPost and does not necessarily reflect the views of Arrowhead Pride's writers or editors. It does reflect the views of this particular fan though, which is as important as the views of Arrowhead Pride writers or editors.

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