The winner will be put at the top of this post. "Winning" will be decided by the most rec'd post after a week.
For the illiterate unwashed teeming through the comments here, a haiku is typically a seventeen syllable poem structured:
5 syllables
7 syllables
5 syllables
We won't be a real "Haley" about the structure, but at least try.
Find a Camaro
Drive far far away from here
Pioli's a dick
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Two years and playoffs
Three years Barry Richardson
Go shove a line coach
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Too many F-bombs
Mideast too many real bombs
Going home to Pittsburgh
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Draft Tyson Jackson
Seems to work in New England
It's not New England
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Why not Tyler Palko
Save us flowing locks
We all miss Brodie
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Snap the f*cking ball
I dream of serene pastures
Snap the f*cking ball
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Can't risk on B.J.
Shaun Smith bad touch Kelly Gregg
Why no Powe Scott why
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5th round Rick Stanzi
Can't read went to Iowa
'Merica f*ck yeah
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Need a right tackle
Did you go lockout blind Scott
Let's cut Gaither great
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Need to win this year
No offseason injuries
Hobo with Shotgun