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OFFICIAL Arrowhead Pride Parade Haiku Contest for Todd Haley

The winner will be put at the top of this post. "Winning" will be decided by the most rec'd post after a week.

For the illiterate unwashed teeming through the comments here, a haiku is typically a seventeen syllable poem structured:

5 syllables

7 syllables

5 syllables

We won't be a real "Haley" about the structure, but at least try.

Find a Camaro

Drive far far away from here

Pioli's a dick

___________

Two years and playoffs

Three years Barry Richardson

Go shove a line coach

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Too many F-bombs

Mideast too many real bombs

Going home to Pittsburgh

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Draft Tyson Jackson

Seems to work in New England

It's not New England

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Why not Tyler Palko

Save us flowing locks

We all miss Brodie

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Snap the f*cking ball

I dream of serene pastures

Snap the f*cking ball

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Can't risk on B.J.

Shaun Smith bad touch Kelly Gregg

Why no Powe Scott why

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5th round Rick Stanzi

Can't read went to Iowa

'Merica f*ck yeah

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Need a right tackle

Did you go lockout blind Scott

Let's cut Gaither great

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Need to win this year

No offseason injuries

Hobo with Shotgun

This is a FanPost and does not necessarily reflect the views of Arrowhead Pride's writers or editors. It does reflect the views of this particular fan though, which is as important as the views of Arrowhead Pride writers or editors.

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