Officially Unofficial Arrowhead Pride Weekly Rankings

officially unofficial?  good grief, Ups has done lost his mind ... no, wait, he did that YEARS ago (and there are some, including myself, who suspect it's been sucked into that Great Vacuum Cleaner of Time after being covered by dust bunnies under the sofa cushions for a few hundred centuries, but I digress)


latest word from ChiefsFan85 is that due to some "technical glitch" there will be no Weekly Ranking this week, and of course I saw his email on it just after I finished meticulously generating my own set of 1-32 (and although many will want to believe it was a result of throwing numbered darts at a list of teams, the truth is that I use a far more time-consuming and complicated method ... while I'm unable at this time to divulge ALL of my well-developed secrets and fail-proof methods, suffice it to say that chicken bones and Rum are involved)


and so, without futher ado ...

1 Green Bay  2 Niners  3 Pitt  4 Balt  5 Saints  6 Pats  7 Da Bears  8 Texans

9 Atlanta  10 Lions  11 I hate The Cowboys  12 G-Men  13 Raiders  14  Cincy  15  Remember the Titans  16 Phil

17 Bills  18 Broncos Billy  19 Miami  20 Bennie & the Jets  21  Bolts  22 Bucs  23 Chiefs  24  Seachickens

25 Car  26 Send Brownies!  27 Skins  28 Vikes  29 Cards  30 Jax  31 Rams  32 SuperManningless Colts


and a few thoughts ...


will the Texans go after Orton or ride it out with Leinart? 

can ANYONE beat the Packers

how many fingers does Big Ben have to break before the Chiefs can beat the Steelers?

will Peyton Manning be happy as a QB in a year or two?

and now that Luck has been proven to be human after all, will the Colts opt for RG3 instead? 

just how good ARE this year's Turkey Day games and how did the league manage to ensure this would happen?

can Blaine Gabbert re-enroll at Mizzou in time for a bowl game?

how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?


class ... discuss!

This is a FanPost and does not necessarily reflect the views of Arrowhead Pride's writers or editors. It does reflect the views of this particular fan though, which is as important as the views of Arrowhead Pride writers or editors.

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