Monday Night Football 2011: Vikings Vs. Packers
The Minnesota Vikings travel a short way to Green Bay, WI, this evening to take on the undefeated Green Bay Packers. Game time is at 8:30 p.m. ET and is of course on ESPN.
SB Nation has a Vikings vs. Packers Storystream ready to roll and they will be adding highlight videos. Something tells me there will be a few highlights this evening with the Packers on the field.
Who's watching the game tonight?
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GO PACK GO!
You wanna see a real NFL QB play? Watch Aaron Rodgers. Hell, watch Christian Ponder. He looks pretty damn good so far early in his career.
I can now say this with a straight face, and it will be accurate: Tim Tebow is a better QB than Matt Cassel.
by ProbablyYoungerThanAllOfYou on Nov 14, 2011 7:03 PM CST reply actions
VIVA MATIAS LEINART
Standing on the corner in a white Godfather hat. He drives a long black gangster Cadillac. He can steal a broads mind, man, in three or four minutes. It’s not how long you talk, brother, it’s what you put in it.
Fun fact. I have Matt Shaub as my starter in fantasy football.
His backup? Matt Cassel.
I’m now taking requests on which quarterback I jinx next. I know Tebow’s available. Any suggestions?
"[Jamaal Charles] probably fights crime in his spare time while inhaling carbon emissions, exhaling oxygen, and crapping oil. That’s how awesome he is. Not just good for the Chiefs, but America."
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Bad Touch Ben....FREE DIXON
Standing on the corner in a white Godfather hat. He drives a long black gangster Cadillac. He can steal a broads mind, man, in three or four minutes. It’s not how long you talk, brother, it’s what you put in it.
by HIV 2 Elway on Nov 14, 2011 7:18 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Tyson Plakko?
"Success is never ending, failure is never final."
by GenericBrand on Nov 14, 2011 7:19 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Rec'd
I was once fired from a job two days after I waited on Matt Cassel and his wife Lauren Killian. Totally my AP moment to remember. Unfortunately also one of my stupidest moments.
by Chiefs_swagger on Nov 14, 2011 7:25 PM CST up reply actions
I have the exact same two
Sufficed to say, I’m 4-6
Tebow > Cassel
by craig in calgary on Nov 14, 2011 7:21 PM CST up reply actions
That opening was gay
Uhrah… Jarheads…
GB could have done ALOT better
"Stay Classy Kansas City"
- Ricky Stanzi to the rescue!
by Mas Cervezas on Nov 14, 2011 7:32 PM CST via mobile reply actions
It keeps it interesting till halftime
"Stay Classy Kansas City"
- Ricky Stanzi to the rescue!
by Mas Cervezas on Nov 14, 2011 7:35 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Somehow I need Rodgers to score less then 8 fantasy points so I can win.
Thanks for benching Desean Philly….
"Success is never ending, failure is never final."
I have a 40 point lead...
He has Rodgers, Jennings, Shiancoe and Harvin…
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by averagegatsby on Nov 14, 2011 7:37 PM CST up reply actions
Sweat time
"Stay Classy Kansas City"
- Ricky Stanzi to the rescue!
by Mas Cervezas on Nov 14, 2011 7:38 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Not gonna happen.
Rodgers/Jennings should get 40 alone.
Tebow > Cassel
by craig in calgary on Nov 14, 2011 7:39 PM CST up reply actions
Oh I also have Adrian Peterson, I probably should have mentioned that
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by averagegatsby on Nov 14, 2011 7:40 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah, that changes things a tad.
Tebow > Cassel
by craig in calgary on Nov 14, 2011 7:41 PM CST up reply actions
Ya think?
That does change things a bit.
"[Jamaal Charles] probably fights crime in his spare time while inhaling carbon emissions, exhaling oxygen, and crapping oil. That’s how awesome he is. Not just good for the Chiefs, but America."
- MNchiefsfan
I still don't like my chances
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by averagegatsby on Nov 14, 2011 7:42 PM CST up reply actions
..... Don't look good bro
"Stay Classy Kansas City"
- Ricky Stanzi to the rescue!
by Mas Cervezas on Nov 14, 2011 7:37 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
He'll have 8 points by his 4th throw of the game.
Man I hate him so much. I’m not sure there is a lamer QB to ever play in the NFL.
I hope some dispensable player like Palko or Demorrio punches him in the face if he does that discount doublecheck celebration he does when we play them.
Tebow > Cassel
by craig in calgary on Nov 14, 2011 7:39 PM CST up reply actions
I hate... HATE the Packers... But god do I respect Aaron Rodgers
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by averagegatsby on Nov 14, 2011 7:41 PM CST up reply actions
I'm up 32, my opponent has AP
I’m actually worried about losing this one.
Thats one way to keep Rodgers off the field.
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by averagegatsby on Nov 14, 2011 7:43 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
That's a good start.
Now I just need Minny to go on a 24 play, 28 minute drive to end the half.
"Success is never ending, failure is never final."
I wonder what happened to the Packers "D"
They were #2 last year, now they stink? I wonder if its a result of quick Packers scoring so they are on the field alot?
Yep that's right. Our starting QB wears a hairband.
by craig in calgary on Nov 14, 2011 7:49 PM CST reply actions
I was curious so I looked it up, its not the problem
Packers 31:53 Opponents 28:06
http://www.packers.com/team/statistics.html
Its strange.
Seems like they’re generating less pressure and giving up more yards and points but they’re also getting more turnovers and their run D is better. Passing D looks pretty bad though.
"Success is never ending, failure is never final."
by GenericBrand on Nov 14, 2011 7:57 PM CST up reply actions
Of course, their passing D is almost always protecting a lead, too.
"[Jamaal Charles] probably fights crime in his spare time while inhaling carbon emissions, exhaling oxygen, and crapping oil. That’s how awesome he is. Not just good for the Chiefs, but America."
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True enough.
I wonder how many of those yards and points were scored when the game was already out of reach and they took their foot off the gas.
"Success is never ending, failure is never final."
by GenericBrand on Nov 14, 2011 8:09 PM CST up reply actions
That is my hunch.
Much like how Cassel liked to pad stats in the 4th quarter down by 3 scores, other teams are putting up points when the game is out of hand.
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They need more guys on IR.
"Sweet, Chiefs just traded for Matt Cassel! This is the move that is gonna make us perpetual SB favourites!!!!" – March 1, 2009, craig in calgary
Oh for Christ sake
That quote couldn’t possibly be taken any further out of context.
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by craig in calgary on Nov 14, 2011 8:04 PM CST up reply actions
Watching the packer fans all excited to watch their champion team stomp another victim
Will we ever get to do that as chiefs fans?
what just happened?
by ArrowheadHunter on Nov 14, 2011 7:51 PM CST reply actions
Depending on how old you are
Im close to 30 so I like my odds
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by Mas Cervezas on Nov 14, 2011 7:53 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Ha! I'm right around there too
what just happened?
by ArrowheadHunter on Nov 14, 2011 7:55 PM CST up reply actions
this game can win me $460 if the pack wins
an eagles and ravens loss left me the last man standing in my survivor pool! GO PACK GO!!!
Wins
Or covers?
That’s a big difference.
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by craig in calgary on Nov 14, 2011 7:54 PM CST up reply actions
I actually just won a survivor pool too
Got a bottle of scotch because Baltimore lost.
Yep that's right. Our starting QB wears a hairband.
by craig in calgary on Nov 14, 2011 7:55 PM CST up reply actions
Not sure yet.
It was predetairmaned to be a “$50 bottle”. I might just as for 3 oz of Johnny Walker Blue.
Yep that's right. Our starting QB wears a hairband.
by craig in calgary on Nov 14, 2011 7:58 PM CST up reply actions
Can I borrow some money
That is all your loot :)
what just happened?
by ArrowheadHunter on Nov 14, 2011 7:56 PM CST up reply actions
MN should be a lot better than what they are
In nomeni parti et fili spiritus sancti
by saints_chiefsfan1979 on Nov 14, 2011 7:58 PM CST reply actions
beautiful throw
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by saints_chiefsfan1979 on Nov 14, 2011 8:06 PM CST reply actions
And if he did, the ball would hang up in the air and our WRs would have to catch it against the backs of the DBs.
"Success is never ending, failure is never final."
by GenericBrand on Nov 14, 2011 8:08 PM CST up reply actions
I can't wait for Jamaal, Berry, Moeaki, and Cassel to take the field against the Pats this next Monday!
…what…wait? WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?!?!
3rd and 1...guess we'll run the dime. Eesh.
Somehow this inevitable 49-3 Packers win will look competitive in comparison.
Yep that's right. Our starting QB wears a hairband.
by craig in calgary on Nov 14, 2011 8:09 PM CST up reply actions
Gronk: 3 TD's, 212 yards
Hernandez: 2 TD’s, 154 yards
And Ocho gets back on track. Seem appropriate?
3rd and 1...guess we'll run the dime. Eesh.
...and Brady doesn't need to take a shower after.
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by craig in calgary on Nov 14, 2011 8:12 PM CST up reply actions
But he does so anyway, with his supermodel wife.
Because life really is that unfair.
"[Jamaal Charles] probably fights crime in his spare time while inhaling carbon emissions, exhaling oxygen, and crapping oil. That’s how awesome he is. Not just good for the Chiefs, but America."
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Hey, Brady worked hard to get to where he's at, though.
by bamachief5558 on Nov 14, 2011 8:16 PM CST up reply actions
A fair point. If I may retort:

"[Jamaal Charles] probably fights crime in his spare time while inhaling carbon emissions, exhaling oxygen, and crapping oil. That’s how awesome he is. Not just good for the Chiefs, but America."
- MNchiefsfan
What an asshole

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by craig in calgary on Nov 14, 2011 8:24 PM CST up reply actions
I think she is more attractive than Giselle
not necessarily there though
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by averagegatsby on Nov 14, 2011 8:25 PM CST up reply actions
I think I'd agree with that.
"[Jamaal Charles] probably fights crime in his spare time while inhaling carbon emissions, exhaling oxygen, and crapping oil. That’s how awesome he is. Not just good for the Chiefs, but America."
- MNchiefsfan
She is stunning in Lord of War
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by averagegatsby on Nov 14, 2011 8:25 PM CST up reply actions
Am I the only person who constantly gets her roles confused with
Michelle Monaghan’s? They don’t look that similar, but damn if their last names don’t keep throwing me off.
"[Jamaal Charles] probably fights crime in his spare time while inhaling carbon emissions, exhaling oxygen, and crapping oil. That’s how awesome he is. Not just good for the Chiefs, but America."
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they are both very attractive in their own way
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by averagegatsby on Nov 14, 2011 8:32 PM CST up reply actions
Also Giselle has that Smug Bitch look
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by averagegatsby on Nov 14, 2011 8:34 PM CST up reply actions
Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang is an amazing movie.
As is pretty much everything Robert Downey Jr.’s been in.
Perry: Look up “idiot” in the dictionary. You know what you’ll find?
Harry: A picture of me?
Perry: No! The definition of the word idiot, which you fucking are!
"[Jamaal Charles] probably fights crime in his spare time while inhaling carbon emissions, exhaling oxygen, and crapping oil. That’s how awesome he is. Not just good for the Chiefs, but America."
- MNchiefsfan
AWESOME MOVIE
the expat formally known as Chiefsinchina
by Shanghai_Chiefs on Nov 14, 2011 10:08 PM CST up reply actions
Who leaves their pregnant girlfriend?
But I agree. Lord of War? so hot
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by craig in calgary on Nov 14, 2011 8:25 PM CST up reply actions
Tiki Barber agrees
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by averagegatsby on Nov 14, 2011 8:27 PM CST up reply actions
She's better looking than the Gutter Troll in Transformers 3
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by averagegatsby on Nov 14, 2011 8:28 PM CST up reply actions
I was talking about this chud

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by averagegatsby on Nov 14, 2011 8:30 PM CST up reply actions
As long as it doesn't turn into NO/IND I'm ok with it.
"Success is never ending, failure is never final."
by GenericBrand on Nov 14, 2011 8:11 PM CST up reply actions
Your 2011 Kansas City Chiefs: "As long as we don't lose 63-7, I'm ok with it"
/agreed
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by craig in calgary on Nov 14, 2011 8:13 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
All in favor of adopting this as our 2011 season motto?
It’s not quite “Chiefs Will” but what it lacks in vague pseudo-inspirationalism, it makes up for in truth.
"[Jamaal Charles] probably fights crime in his spare time while inhaling carbon emissions, exhaling oxygen, and crapping oil. That’s how awesome he is. Not just good for the Chiefs, but America."
- MNchiefsfan
Hell, if we don't lose 48-3 against the Pack, that's damn close to a victory at this point.
I had such hope, too…
3rd and 1...guess we'll run the dime. Eesh.
We still on for the 3rd?
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by averagegatsby on Nov 14, 2011 8:18 PM CST up reply actions
Should be. I've got nothing in the way.
Guess this is the notice to Calgary Craig. I know he can’t make it, but we’re getting together with DTR.
3rd and 1...guess we'll run the dime. Eesh.
Huh? What?
What’s the plan?
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by craig in calgary on Nov 14, 2011 8:24 PM CST up reply actions
Kicking it old school in P-town
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by averagegatsby on Nov 14, 2011 8:25 PM CST up reply actions
DTR, AG, and I are getting together on Dec 3rd.
Gonna get our drinking shoes on Saturday and watch the Bears/Chiefs on Sunday.
3rd and 1...guess we'll run the dime. Eesh.
Still need to try and get ahold of Satch
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by averagegatsby on Nov 14, 2011 8:26 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah, I'm terrible at this.
I’m only capable of thinking about AP things on Sundays and Mondays, it seems.
3rd and 1...guess we'll run the dime. Eesh.
Oh good god
Julius Peppers vs BRich.
Sounds like a blast.
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by craig in calgary on Nov 14, 2011 8:26 PM CST up reply actions
Oh, I can't go.
I’m bad luck. We might lose DJ and Tamba to career ending injuries if I show up again.
3rd and 1...guess we'll run the dime. Eesh.
Oh, I see I stumbled in on a different type of conversation
Welp, see ya later.
Isn't Harrison done for the year?
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by craig in calgary on Nov 14, 2011 8:29 PM CST up reply actions
Did anyone else notice Gaither in for Albert last week?
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by averagegatsby on Nov 14, 2011 8:30 PM CST up reply actions
I did spot that.
At that point, it didn’t matter. Still surprised to see Barry in the game instead of Albert, though.
3rd and 1...guess we'll run the dime. Eesh.
I was at the game
Albert limped off with a cramp or something. Gather had to hustle to get in the game in time. Never saw if albert came back in or not.
Love the Chiefs, Hawkeyes, Golf (Obviously) and my wife and kids. Not in that order.
Besides, if you're flying to the central US, Pitt isn't probably where you want to see the sights.
3rd and 1...guess we'll run the dime. Eesh.
HOW DARE YOU!
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by averagegatsby on Nov 14, 2011 8:34 PM CST up reply actions
Not to mention...
How big a pain in the ass it is to get to Pittsburg if you don’t have a car.
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by averagegatsby on Nov 14, 2011 8:35 PM CST up reply actions
Well at least the Pats won't have any tape on Palko to help them prepare...
Oh wait, that’s just stupid.
"Success is never ending, failure is never final."
Here is all the tape they will need to study
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg
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by craig in calgary on Nov 14, 2011 8:18 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Sadly, this is exactly how our offense looking Monday.
It’s going to be a long rest of the season if Stanzi never starts.
by wustl_chiefs_fan on Nov 14, 2011 8:35 PM CST up reply actions
I still can't believe we are starting a lefthanded QB from Pitt.
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by craig in calgary on Nov 14, 2011 8:20 PM CST up reply actions
Left Handed people are 70% more likely to be in a serious accident than Right handed poeple
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by averagegatsby on Nov 14, 2011 8:22 PM CST up reply actions
Just avoid chainsaws... You should be fine
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by averagegatsby on Nov 14, 2011 8:24 PM CST up reply actions
But its not like they are right handed blades.
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by averagegatsby on Nov 14, 2011 8:29 PM CST up reply actions
Really?
“I’m not a pedophile. But, I shouldn’t have showered with those boys.”
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by craig in calgary on Nov 14, 2011 8:15 PM CST reply actions
"I'm not a smack addict. But, I shouldn't shoot up daily."
3rd and 1...guess we'll run the dime. Eesh.
Fantasy lead already down to 20... Not looking good.
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So, I'm not much for early draft predictions...but RG3? Landry Jones? Barkley?
Anyone, at this point? Or just draft OL the first five rounds and hope we can pound the rock all game?
3rd and 1...guess we'll run the dime. Eesh.
Im not sold on RG3...
But what do I know, I thought Cam was the second coming of Jamarcus.
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by averagegatsby on Nov 14, 2011 8:20 PM CST up reply actions
I like RG3, but am not sold on Jones.
But what do I know, I also thought Cam was the second, albeit much more athletic, coming of JaMarcus.
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Yeah, Cam's kind of the dealbreaker right now.
I was pretty damn good up until then.
3rd and 1...guess we'll run the dime. Eesh.
He still might be.
I have a feeling he’s only going to get worse as teams learn to defend him. The one thing the Panthers have going for them is Cam is forced to actually try for a few years to get his big payday.
"Success is never ending, failure is never final."
by GenericBrand on Nov 14, 2011 8:25 PM CST up reply actions
Gallery?
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by averagegatsby on Nov 14, 2011 8:22 PM CST up reply actions
I'm pretty sure Gallery will have been off the board for a few years by the time our pick roles around.
"[Jamaal Charles] probably fights crime in his spare time while inhaling carbon emissions, exhaling oxygen, and crapping oil. That’s how awesome he is. Not just good for the Chiefs, but America."
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Does he have a younger brother?
I was just picking the last Iowa player drafted in the top 5
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by averagegatsby on Nov 14, 2011 8:30 PM CST up reply actions
Simple math
+
= 
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by craig in calgary on Nov 14, 2011 8:22 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
We fucked up our suck for luck
what just happened?
by ArrowheadHunter on Nov 14, 2011 8:36 PM CST up reply actions
Chiefs suck
but I love ’em anyway
Braccae illae virides cum subucula rosea et tunica Caledonia-quam elenganter concinnatur!
Truth.
As I posted on twitter: “I, for one, welcome our Palkonese overlords.”
3rd and 1...guess we'll run the dime. Eesh.
Me too
Any kind of a “different look Chiefs” will give me at least a little bit of hope for some promise. Cassel and Haley have been moonwalking in mud.
Braccae illae virides cum subucula rosea et tunica Caledonia-quam elenganter concinnatur!
And at this point, I expect less than we saw.
So anything more is gravy.
3rd and 1...guess we'll run the dime. Eesh.
Jared Allen is going to have 30 sacks this year.
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by craig in calgary on Nov 14, 2011 8:27 PM CST reply actions
Greatest Hard Knocks character ever
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by averagegatsby on Nov 14, 2011 8:31 PM CST up reply actions
Casey Printers?
In nomeni parti et fili spiritus sancti
by saints_chiefsfan1979 on Nov 14, 2011 8:34 PM CST up reply actions
Bobby Sippio
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Can we have Jared Allen back please
what just happened?
by ArrowheadHunter on Nov 14, 2011 8:28 PM CST reply actions
Hali-Jackson-Dorsey-Allen=sick 4-3
"Success is never ending, failure is never final."
by GenericBrand on Nov 14, 2011 8:30 PM CST up reply actions
DJ at WOLB...then who?
The front four would be okay, but the LB corps would be terrible.
Plus, we wouldn’t have Jamaal. And to a lesser degree, Albert.
3rd and 1...guess we'll run the dime. Eesh.
This team is still better built to run a 4-3.
Don’t have the linebackers, and don’t have the d-line for 3-4
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by averagegatsby on Nov 14, 2011 8:31 PM CST up reply actions
Have 1/2 of each it appears.
"Success is never ending, failure is never final."
by GenericBrand on Nov 14, 2011 8:56 PM CST up reply actions
Wisconsin is bizarre.
Green Bay was full of hoodrats, while Madison down the street, is full of the most amazing girls I have ever seen.
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by craig in calgary on Nov 14, 2011 8:32 PM CST reply actions
College campus' are weird like that...
Its like that where I live. Small D2 college, and the further you get away from it, the scarier the population gets
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by averagegatsby on Nov 14, 2011 8:33 PM CST up reply actions
Wash U is exactly like that.
We have the most amazing campus you’ll ever see. Cross the street, and you get your wallet stolen almost immediately.
by wustl_chiefs_fan on Nov 14, 2011 8:40 PM CST up reply actions
I've always thought my small D2 school had a disproportionate ratio of hot chicks to not hot chicks...
And a completely unbiased third party who didn’t even go to the school, but only partied here a couple times confirmed it.
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by averagegatsby on Nov 14, 2011 8:42 PM CST up reply actions
Working in the library at said school, I can confirm.
I was always surprised by it, too. You’d think spending as much time off campus for class and working in a glorified study hall, that you’d miss them. Not true.
3rd and 1...guess we'll run the dime. Eesh.
I think it may be because of it basically being a Teachers college
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by averagegatsby on Nov 14, 2011 8:46 PM CST up reply actions
So is ESU, and I never saw the same ratio.
Other than my wife, that is…
(is she looking?)
3rd and 1...guess we'll run the dime. Eesh.
Emporia is such a fucking shithole...
When Hard N Phirm played PItt State, they did Emporia he night before, and talked shit on it for about half an hour… Of course Im sure they did the same thing about Pitt State the next night.
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by averagegatsby on Nov 14, 2011 8:48 PM CST up reply actions
Hardwick does that just about everywhere, from what I hear.
I drive through Emporia almost monthly for visits to KC and to travel to the in-law’s.
3rd and 1...guess we'll run the dime. Eesh.
I would imagine just about everyone does...
I’ve seen Tool 6 times, and every time he makes a joke about how St Louis is better than KC, just to get KC to go nuts.
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by averagegatsby on Nov 14, 2011 8:52 PM CST up reply actions
Louis CK ruffled the feathers of Kansas Citians
because on two occasions he has called KC a terrible horrible place… But I think he says that about everywhere that isn’t NYC.
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by averagegatsby on Nov 14, 2011 8:54 PM CST up reply actions
Louis CK also gets paid to ruffle feathers.
Read once that he doesn’t feel good about a show unless the whole crowd turns on him and he can bring it back.
3rd and 1...guess we'll run the dime. Eesh.
He is an odd duck.
Which is what makes him such a comedic genius
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by averagegatsby on Nov 14, 2011 8:56 PM CST up reply actions
Wow, sounds like kind of a...

… tool.

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You should understand.
It is kind of like North Battleford and any other town in SK. Although I think something else is in play there :)
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Ladies and Gentleman
Your first North Battleford reference of the evening. I’m actually going there this weekend, I’ll be packing.
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by craig in calgary on Nov 14, 2011 8:38 PM CST up reply actions
Fudge?
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by averagegatsby on Nov 14, 2011 8:42 PM CST up reply actions
Glocks.
Saskatchewan is a pretty chill place to live, think the Reece Witherspoon movie “Pleasantville”…except for North Battleford. Think Bizarro Hill Valley in Back to the Future 2.
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by craig in calgary on Nov 14, 2011 8:44 PM CST up reply actions
North Battleford brings a whole new meaning to the "Tomahawk Chop"
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Biffs Casino = Golden Eagle Casino.
I shit you not, same G’damn place, even with a broken Clock Tower.
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by craig in calgary on Nov 14, 2011 8:46 PM CST up reply actions
I think I know where I am booking my next vacation...
I have to see a more ghetto Casino than the Indian ones around here… And the weird random one I saw in a Gas Station in the middle of nowhere Nebraska
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by averagegatsby on Nov 14, 2011 8:47 PM CST up reply actions
Looks classy.

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A fruitcake like Crispin came around, he'd be lynched so fast.
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by craig in calgary on Nov 14, 2011 8:49 PM CST up reply actions
I dunno...he's got those crazy eyes.
Guy might fuck some shit up.
3rd and 1...guess we'll run the dime. Eesh.
I've never been a fan of Glocks...
I’ve had my eye on a Springfield Armory XD for a while now.
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by averagegatsby on Nov 14, 2011 8:47 PM CST up reply actions
Typically I don't store my guns under water...
Im really only a target guy myself… So I don’t need anything other than a gun that shoots true.
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by averagegatsby on Nov 14, 2011 8:50 PM CST up reply actions
I'd like to buy a Kimber...
Can’t really justify shelling out that kind of coin for a gun i wouldn’t shoot all the time.
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by averagegatsby on Nov 14, 2011 8:55 PM CST up reply actions
I have not been back in years,
I here it is pretty rough there these days. You still have family there?
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Mom and dad still live there.
Funny story AP, I used to live next door to saskwatch’s wifes parents.
Wait, I probably got that wrong?
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by craig in calgary on Nov 14, 2011 8:45 PM CST up reply actions
No my sister husband
And we both went to the same high school. Nothing like feeding the stereotype that everybody knows everybody on Canada.
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Oh yeah...
That didn’t sound right.
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by craig in calgary on Nov 14, 2011 8:47 PM CST up reply actions
And your valedictorian was a bear, and you all drink maple syrup, etc, etc...
3rd and 1...guess we'll run the dime. Eesh.
Don't forget their bags of milk.
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by averagegatsby on Nov 14, 2011 8:49 PM CST up reply actions
QUIT SAYING THAT.
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by craig in calgary on Nov 14, 2011 8:49 PM CST up reply actions
Germans don't drink "real milk"
they can keep that shit in their cupboard for months without it going bad… I don’t think I had any milk the entire 5 months I lived there.
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by averagegatsby on Nov 14, 2011 8:51 PM CST up reply actions
What are you going to do aboot it? Give us cheap prescription drugs?
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Also I had no idea this was such a touchy subject.
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by averagegatsby on Nov 14, 2011 8:52 PM CST up reply actions
Haha it's not
Everytime Canada comes up, so does bagged milk, and I have no idea why.
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by craig in calgary on Nov 14, 2011 8:55 PM CST up reply actions
This is information I just learned...
And it just sounded funny to me.
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by averagegatsby on Nov 14, 2011 8:56 PM CST up reply actions
Ha, I didn't know this was an exclusive Canadian thing

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I remember when my grandma used to get milk delivered in bags...
and she had a nice plastic container to hold the bag so you could pour the milk.
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Under.
I think they will run the clock because MIN isn’t in the game.
3rd and 1...guess we'll run the dime. Eesh.
40 point fantasy lead is already down to 17 in just over a quarter and a half.
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I'm not going to lie. I don't actually have the game on right now.
But I’m really enjoying reading these occasional and totally out of context updates on it as a more and more comically lopsided game plays out in my head.
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Third and 10 from the 4 yard line.
GB 11 yard run up the gut. Heh.
3rd and 1...guess we'll run the dime. Eesh.
HOLY SHIT, COMMUNITY GOT PULLED?!?
And that fucking Whitney show will continue to be on the air. I don’t get network television.
3rd and 1...guess we'll run the dime. Eesh.
Wait... WHAT!?!?!
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by averagegatsby on Nov 14, 2011 8:55 PM CST up reply actions
Excuse me!? Seriously!?
Modern Warfare, Cooperative Calligraphy, Conspiracy Theories and Interior Design, Mixology Certification, Advanced Dungeons and Dragons, Intermediate Documentary Filmmaking, Paradigms of Human Memory, and Remedial Chaos Theory are some of the funniest and most creative epsiodes of television ever, but Community never reached it’s potential!? Seriously!?
I want you to know, BeauJackson, that I’m not mad. I’m just disappointed. Disappointed that you’re clearly so streets behind.
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Rumor.
NBC said it hasn’t been cancelled just pulled until the new year.
"Success is never ending, failure is never final."
by GenericBrand on Nov 14, 2011 8:57 PM CST up reply actions
Right.
Hence the “pulled” in my subject line. =)
They’re also saying it’s unlikely to be renewed.
3rd and 1...guess we'll run the dime. Eesh.
Lame
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by GenericBrand on Nov 14, 2011 8:59 PM CST up reply actions
Sorry that came across jackassish but it didnt post the rest of my comment past the title.
"Success is never ending, failure is never final."
by GenericBrand on Nov 14, 2011 9:00 PM CST up reply actions
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"[Jamaal Charles] probably fights crime in his spare time while inhaling carbon emissions, exhaling oxygen, and crapping oil. That’s how awesome he is. Not just good for the Chiefs, but America."
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Of course this was the Tard Network that pulled "Life" for Knight Rider or some shit.
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by GenericBrand on Nov 14, 2011 8:58 PM CST up reply actions
Dude, how great was Life?
Totally great. I might just have to rewatch it. Is it still on Hulu?
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I think it still is on Hulu and may even be on NetFlix?
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by GenericBrand on Nov 14, 2011 9:06 PM CST up reply actions
Still not as big a SNAFU as Fox pulling Arrested Development
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by averagegatsby on Nov 14, 2011 9:00 PM CST up reply actions
Not pulled...
…just had a 10 year hiatus.
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by craig in calgary on Nov 14, 2011 9:00 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
you never know, what if the show started to fade?
arrested development went still being really funny. look at the office now, tarnishing its legacy.
AD became FUNNIER when it was about to be pulled
The whole “Save the Bluths” story line was genius.
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by craig in calgary on Nov 14, 2011 9:02 PM CST up reply actions
I don't care that the movie is more than likely going to be terrible
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by averagegatsby on Nov 14, 2011 9:03 PM CST up reply actions
Oh and NBC were the geniuses that pulled Scrubs too which led to its eventual puttering out.
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"[Jamaal Charles] probably fights crime in his spare time while inhaling carbon emissions, exhaling oxygen, and crapping oil. That’s how awesome he is. Not just good for the Chiefs, but America."
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I dunno, I'm just not a fan.
And I like her stand up…but her stand up is graphic and hilarious…things she can’t get away with on NBC.
3rd and 1...guess we'll run the dime. Eesh.
Whitney Cummings is the writer/creater of 2 broke girls...
And its much more Whitney Cummingsish.
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by averagegatsby on Nov 14, 2011 9:03 PM CST up reply actions
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by averagegatsby on Nov 14, 2011 9:02 PM CST up reply actions
CBS should jump all over Community.
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by GenericBrand on Nov 14, 2011 9:02 PM CST up reply actions
FUCK YOU NBC
the expat formally known as Chiefsinchina
by Shanghai_Chiefs on Nov 14, 2011 10:22 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Only need Harvin to get 24 pts in 2nd half to win FF this week
Going to be hard when the vikings are getting shut out
Imagine trying to learn english
How the hell do you teach someone that “Krzyzewski” is pronounced “sheshevski”
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by craig in calgary on Nov 14, 2011 9:04 PM CST reply actions
Names aren't English or whatever.
They’re just names. Especially names that probably have Eastern European origins.
Idiots at Ellis Island were english.
/don’t get me started
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by craig in calgary on Nov 14, 2011 9:06 PM CST up reply actions
Well I'm pretty sure...
Krzyzewinski is an illegal immigrant.
Go Chiefs!!!!
Says the man who idolizes Brett Favre
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by averagegatsby on Nov 14, 2011 9:07 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Brett Favre is a God.
I can now say this with a straight face, and it will be accurate: Tim Tebow is a better QB than Matt Cassel.
by ProbablyYoungerThanAllOfYou on Nov 14, 2011 9:09 PM CST up reply actions
Brett Favre is a lying asshole
and a complete overrated fraud.
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by averagegatsby on Nov 14, 2011 9:10 PM CST up reply actions
How can you hate Brett Favre?
Honestly. Favre was a better QB than this pathetic franchise (Chiefs) has ever had or will ever have.
I can now say this with a straight face, and it will be accurate: Tim Tebow is a better QB than Matt Cassel.
by ProbablyYoungerThanAllOfYou on Nov 14, 2011 9:13 PM CST up reply actions
If you knew the things about Brett Favre that I knew, perhaps you would feel the same.
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by averagegatsby on Nov 14, 2011 9:14 PM CST up reply actions
Fair enough.
You’re certainly entitled to your opinion. He’ll always be my favorite NFL player ever. Grew up watching him throwing darts.
I can now say this with a straight face, and it will be accurate: Tim Tebow is a better QB than Matt Cassel.
by ProbablyYoungerThanAllOfYou on Nov 14, 2011 9:15 PM CST up reply actions
Except mine is an opinion based on the interactions
of people I know had with him.
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by averagegatsby on Nov 14, 2011 9:18 PM CST up reply actions
Oh I don't doubt it...he's probably the biggest egotistical asshole out there.
But I still love him as a player.
I can now say this with a straight face, and it will be accurate: Tim Tebow is a better QB than Matt Cassel.
by ProbablyYoungerThanAllOfYou on Nov 14, 2011 9:20 PM CST up reply actions
and again..
If I didn’t know the things I know, I’d probably feel the same way… Still a little overrated as far as QB’s go. Way too many INT’s if you ask me.
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by averagegatsby on Nov 14, 2011 9:21 PM CST up reply actions
The one that will hurt the most is the 2009 NFC Championship game against the Saints.
I wanted him to get another ring so bad.
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by ProbablyYoungerThanAllOfYou on Nov 14, 2011 9:25 PM CST up reply actions
Cheating fuckers.
Such blatant roughing the passer on the interception. Not to mention the 12 man in the huddle penalty. Good god the Vikings outplayed them.
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by craig in calgary on Nov 14, 2011 9:26 PM CST up reply actions
Talk about a franchise that has had some damn good teams but hasn't won a Super Bowl.
They were so good in the late 60’s and 70’s, and that ’09 team was insane.
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by ProbablyYoungerThanAllOfYou on Nov 14, 2011 9:30 PM CST up reply actions
No they weren't
The 2009 Vikings were by far the best team in the NFL. Got as unlucky in 1 game as a team could get. 6 fumbles and lost 5 of them? Awful penalties and officiating? Horrible coaching?
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by craig in calgary on Nov 14, 2011 9:35 PM CST up reply actions
its probably a wash, that 98 team was just as good
best record in league, biggest point differential. took a missed FG from a guy who never missed that year to knock them out
Very true.
Point is, the Minnesota Vikings should have at least one Super Bowl to their name. Glad they didn’t win it in ’69 though obviously.
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by ProbablyYoungerThanAllOfYou on Nov 14, 2011 9:40 PM CST up reply actions
they've had some good teams
not the only franchise thats had that luck though. eagles in the same boat never getting one in the 2000s
Oh god yes.
If they’d have just gone .500 in the Super Bowl, they’d be a cornerstone NFL franchise. Who knows, the Bills might not ever get back.
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by ProbablyYoungerThanAllOfYou on Nov 14, 2011 9:43 PM CST up reply actions
He's actually one of my favorite players in the game today now that you mention him.
Both Manning brothers. Eli is a very good QB, doesn’t get the credit he deserves sometimes. The Super Bowl win against the Patriots was easily one of the greatest games I’ve ever seen.
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by ProbablyYoungerThanAllOfYou on Nov 14, 2011 9:24 PM CST up reply actions
DON'T DO IT...
….ah too late.
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by craig in calgary on Nov 14, 2011 9:11 PM CST up reply actions
Can't Bob Knight just go away?
Please, I’m begging you. The four letter network needs to just make him disappear.
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by ProbablyYoungerThanAllOfYou on Nov 14, 2011 9:06 PM CST reply actions
Bob Knight?
Why does he bug you? Guy is very blunt in his analysis and is usually very right. I find it refreshing.
3rd and 1...guess we'll run the dime. Eesh.
I like him most of the time... But he can be quite the curmudgeon
He needs to adapt to the modern era just a tad.
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by averagegatsby on Nov 14, 2011 9:15 PM CST up reply actions
I want to fall asleep every time he speaks.
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by ProbablyYoungerThanAllOfYou on Nov 14, 2011 9:16 PM CST up reply actions
I was pleasantly surprised by how good his basketball analysis was during his first year with ESPN.
Since then, though, he’s seemed progressively less and less sharp. If you ask me.
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I dunno, I listen to all these guys who are trying to be the next Dickie V all the time.
I prefer the guy who will give blunt analysis and not go all bonkers every time a team goes on a 8-0 run.
3rd and 1...guess we'll run the dime. Eesh.
Gus Johnson should some how do comentary for every game of every sport.
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by averagegatsby on Nov 14, 2011 9:56 PM CST up reply actions
Gus gets excited.
But the constant screaming and nonsense babbling of Dickie V makes me want to take a drill to my eardrums.
And I know Dick has done a lot for college basketball, and that he is a “tradition”…but I’ll kindly prefer if he stays with the ACC teams so I don’t have to listen to him week in and week out.
3rd and 1...guess we'll run the dime. Eesh.
his love of anything Duke does is worth firing him
but thats not going to happen
by BeauJackson on Nov 14, 2011 10:00 PM CST up reply actions
I hate Duke.
He can have ’em.
3rd and 1...guess we'll run the dime. Eesh.
by KaloPhoenix on Nov 14, 2011 10:01 PM CST up reply actions
i like Len Elmore when it comes to college ball
bilas is okay
by BeauJackson on Nov 14, 2011 10:02 PM CST up reply actions
I thinke Vitale would much prefer that he just stay with ACC teams, too.
Unfortunately, it’s not to be.
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Predict - will Haley be back next year?
I don’t mind Haley but if Muir is still running the offense, we’re in trouble.
Gone scalpin'...
Haley back, Zorn back, Muir retires.
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by GenericBrand on Nov 14, 2011 9:14 PM CST up reply actions
Zorn to OC?
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by averagegatsby on Nov 14, 2011 9:15 PM CST up reply actions
Hopefully Zorn to OC and Haley to playcaller.
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by GenericBrand on Nov 14, 2011 9:17 PM CST up reply actions
Do we want that?
Does anyone else think sorb is getting a free pass this year. Hasn’t KCQB7 gotten worse? Does anyone know what the heck the guy does? I saw hi. At the game playing catch with stanzi. But I have not seen any development from the people he coaches. He’ll even Charlie got cassel to play better.
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Too many typos damn ipad
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Perhaps this is as good as Cassel can possibly get...
Also the O-Line has really gone down hill, and we don’t have Jamaal to take pressure off Cassel.
Im not making excuses for Cassel, i think he has been really bad lately (also WR’s are dropping passes again), but I don’t think you can pin this year on any one guy.
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by averagegatsby on Nov 14, 2011 9:20 PM CST up reply actions
That is a good point
The drops are getting bad. Watching it live, though, those throws are way behind and out or real line for our guys to make the catch. Just inaccurate, especially under pressure. I don’t think he can overcome that.
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Im as big a Cassel supporter as there has been...
I still think he is good enough to manage a team to the Super bowl (ala Dilfer and the likes), but this team is nowhere good enough..
So now if you have an upgrade available, Im a firm believer you have to go with it. But this team has a lot of problems beyond the QB.
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by averagegatsby on Nov 14, 2011 9:27 PM CST up reply actions
I think he's fixed a few things with Cassel.
His completion percentage etc is better but you can only teach so much and I think the problem may be that they’re trying to change some things to help Cassel progress but he’s progressed as far as he can so now all the change is causing him to regress.
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by GenericBrand on Nov 14, 2011 9:22 PM CST up reply actions
Haley can only work with the talent that's there, and Cassel (as fond as I am of the guy) just doesn't have enough of it.
Now if you want examples of guys Haley has been quite successful in getting to play to their potential, look no further than Derrick Johnson and Dwayne Bowe.
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Agreed. I think Romeo is back too.
It’s not his fault that the defensive has to play 40 minutes every game. Offense needs to find a way to stay on the field.
Gone scalpin'...
by DisplacedChief on Nov 14, 2011 9:16 PM CST up reply actions
All things considered, i think the Defense has been better in many ways.
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by averagegatsby on Nov 14, 2011 9:22 PM CST up reply actions
Our safety play
Has been successfully masked much more so than I thought it would be after berry got hurt. Not great but not killing us as bad as I thout it would.
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I think the Berry injury has really helped Lewis.
He seems to have established himself as a leader on the backend and really stepped up his game, which may not have happened had he been in Berrys shadow. I still think he can improve but he’s lightyears ahead of where he was last year.
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by GenericBrand on Nov 14, 2011 9:26 PM CST up reply actions
We still need another one
Washington has impressed though with his lack of complete suckitude.
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I'm horribly biased but I'm hoping for Antonio Allen in the midrounds.
Guy started hybrid LB/S for three years in college. He’s a ST ace, a ballhawk(had 5 consecutive games with a defensive TD) and a tackling machine. He’s a perfect replacement for McGraw.
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by GenericBrand on Nov 14, 2011 9:29 PM CST up reply actions
Interesting
I know very little about the safety crop coming up. Too focused on tackles for the fifth consecutive year.
Love the Chiefs, Hawkeyes, Golf (Obviously) and my wife and kids. Not in that order.
The Secondary was terrible when Lewis missed those games last year.
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by averagegatsby on Nov 14, 2011 9:28 PM CST up reply actions
They don't, they play 31:47. Or just over 50%.
It’s not his fault that the defensive has to play 40 minutes every game.
Clearly a hyperbole
but in the 5 losses our opponents control the ball close to 35:00-25:00. Obviously not favorable for a young defense.
Gone scalpin'...
by DisplacedChief on Nov 14, 2011 10:03 PM CST up reply actions
A lot of that is on them too.
They have to get off the field on third downs. And be able to stop 3rd string running backs on bad teams with no passing attack.
Haley will be back... And I nearly guarantee this.
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by averagegatsby on Nov 14, 2011 9:14 PM CST up reply actions
Unless they lose out and look like they aren't even competitive (ala Colts).
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by saskwatch on Nov 14, 2011 9:18 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Caldwell is going to be back in Indy too...
I just don’t see any way the Chiefs part with Haley after this year.
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by averagegatsby on Nov 14, 2011 9:19 PM CST up reply actions
Name 1 coach not named Sporano in recent NFL history who's been allowed to coach in his lameduck year?
That’s why I am not so confident he will
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by craig in calgary on Nov 14, 2011 9:21 PM CST up reply actions
Marvin Lewis?
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by averagegatsby on Nov 14, 2011 9:22 PM CST up reply actions
Wasn't he just offered a contract extention this offseason?
Maybe there is more than I think, but more often they are extended or fired.
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by craig in calgary on Nov 14, 2011 9:24 PM CST up reply actions
People always talk about contract years for players...
I don’t see why that can’t apply to coaches too.
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by averagegatsby on Nov 14, 2011 9:25 PM CST up reply actions
Because
it’s thought that players won’t respect someone who is in a lame duck year. A player only needs one person to respect him.
I don't buy that though.
Players want to win, coaches want to win.
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by averagegatsby on Nov 14, 2011 9:33 PM CST up reply actions
I just picture Lane Kiffin lining up that 73 yard field goal.
He wasn’t lame duck, but he was on his way out.
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by craig in calgary on Nov 14, 2011 9:34 PM CST up reply actions
I don't think Haley has though.
From all accounts the team likes him, now if things change, perhaps…
But as of right now, I don’t think this team playing like this is Haley’s fault, and I don’t think the team has stopped “trying” I just don’t think they are very good.
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by averagegatsby on Nov 14, 2011 9:37 PM CST up reply actions
I was just talking about why coaches don't have "contract years."
I wasn’t talking about Haley, since he’s not in a contract year.
Depends on how we finish the year.
I’m couldn’t possibly be more on the fence.
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by craig in calgary on Nov 14, 2011 9:17 PM CST up reply actions
Haley back, Zorn OC, Muir gone.
And Matt Cassel as our starting QB on opening day next year unfortunately.
I can now say this with a straight face, and it will be accurate: Tim Tebow is a better QB than Matt Cassel.
by ProbablyYoungerThanAllOfYou on Nov 14, 2011 9:17 PM CST up reply actions
I don't think Zorn at OC is a big enough change.
Let’s see who is available and go after a bigger name.
Gone scalpin'...
by DisplacedChief on Nov 14, 2011 9:19 PM CST up reply actions
do we really want him at OC?
he’s been the OC before at Utah State. id rather we give that job to somebody else.
NORV!
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by averagegatsby on Nov 14, 2011 9:23 PM CST up reply actions
I'd be ok with that.
He’s a worthless heap of trash as a HC but can’t argue with his OC’ing.
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by GenericBrand on Nov 14, 2011 9:24 PM CST up reply actions
Norv is a fucking coordinating savvant.
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by averagegatsby on Nov 14, 2011 9:25 PM CST up reply actions
Haley should come back, but right now I don't think he will.
"[Jamaal Charles] probably fights crime in his spare time while inhaling carbon emissions, exhaling oxygen, and crapping oil. That’s how awesome he is. Not just good for the Chiefs, but America."
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Kurt Warner
He was like a good QB and stuff so that’d obviously translate to OC.
Plus, we need his goodness and holiness to counter the white magic of Tebow.
by joplin chiefs fan on Nov 14, 2011 9:23 PM CST reply actions
Reply fail....
This should be above in case it wasn’t obvious.
by joplin chiefs fan on Nov 14, 2011 9:24 PM CST up reply actions
Not to mention between his and Haleys kids we could have a Chiefs JV team.
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by GenericBrand on Nov 14, 2011 9:24 PM CST up reply actions
Cushy NFLN job
I don’t think we understand how much these big names love these network jobs. Good money, good hours, and no stress. Why else are Gruden and Cowher staying away?
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by craig in calgary on Nov 14, 2011 9:25 PM CST up reply actions
I think you're right
Especially in their case since they’ve already won championships. Why go back to the grueling hours when you can get paid big money and actually get to see your family from time to time.
by joplin chiefs fan on Nov 14, 2011 9:26 PM CST up reply actions
Not to mention why Sean Salsburry openly turned down a QB coach job
whatever happened to that guy
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by averagegatsby on Nov 14, 2011 9:26 PM CST up reply actions
Sexual assault I'm pretty sure.
I can now say this with a straight face, and it will be accurate: Tim Tebow is a better QB than Matt Cassel.
by ProbablyYoungerThanAllOfYou on Nov 14, 2011 9:27 PM CST up reply actions
Not a Cassel fan/apoligist by any means...
…but I do think if we had a stable ,competent offensive coordinator, he wouldn’t look so bad. That’s not to say he’d look good…he just wouldn’t be as bad.
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by ProbablyYoungerThanAllOfYou on Nov 14, 2011 9:27 PM CST reply actions
That's just the thing...it's always come down to "he wouldn't be as bad".
This team has had very few “good” QB’s over the past couple decades. You just don’t get it done with a guy that can be “not good, but not as bad”. Something has to shift. The revolving door has to have a brake put on it and a QB step up and take the reins for at least 5-6 years, winning games for us.
I’m not asking for Aaron Rodgers (okay, I am, but that’s gravy). I’d love an Eli or a Romo at this point…even with the mistakes.
3rd and 1...guess we'll run the dime. Eesh.
This team has been in a tailspin since Grbac left
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by averagegatsby on Nov 14, 2011 9:34 PM CST up reply actions
I'd classify Trent Green as "good".
But he was the last that was anywhere close to that definition.
3rd and 1...guess we'll run the dime. Eesh.
I've always thought he got a bit of a bad rap...
In hindsight, it looks like he just didn’t love the game enough to be great.
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by averagegatsby on Nov 14, 2011 9:38 PM CST up reply actions
Who? Trent?
That concussion was career ending. He got rocked and was gunshy after that. Can’t blame him, it was brutal.
3rd and 1...guess we'll run the dime. Eesh.
Grbac
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by averagegatsby on Nov 14, 2011 9:39 PM CST up reply actions
If I'm the Vikings
…trade Adrian Pederson. Vikings made their run, but are SOOO far away from being competitive, they are just going to waste his best years. They could still get a 1st for him, I’d do it.
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by craig in calgary on Nov 14, 2011 9:28 PM CST reply actions
And with his style of play how many good years does he have left?
I’d make that trade too. Of course they still need to sell tickets and build a stadium.
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by GenericBrand on Nov 14, 2011 9:29 PM CST up reply actions
I have a sneaking suspicion they are going to LA.
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by averagegatsby on Nov 14, 2011 9:31 PM CST up reply actions
That would be so sad.
I’m sure it is the proximity to Canada, but the Vikingss have such a huge fanbase up here.
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by craig in calgary on Nov 14, 2011 9:32 PM CST up reply actions
I've heard this...
My old roommates’ mom is Canadian… And she is a diehard Vikings fan.
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by averagegatsby on Nov 14, 2011 9:35 PM CST up reply actions
Toronto couldn't give a shit about the Bills. That isn't their team...
…but they’d support the shit out of an NFL team. I’d love that to happen.
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by craig in calgary on Nov 14, 2011 9:41 PM CST up reply actions
Hell, they support the shit out of the MLS team that's up there.
3rd and 1...guess we'll run the dime. Eesh.
Publically owned team ala Greenbay.
You could be the sole source share broker and take a pinch off each transaction. Now go forth and get rich.
He would get into gambling trouble
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by averagegatsby on Nov 14, 2011 9:48 PM CST up reply actions
Im not sure I'd give a first round pick for Peterson..
Definitely a 2, but not a 1.
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by averagegatsby on Nov 14, 2011 9:30 PM CST up reply actions
I'm not say I would
…but someone close sure would.
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by craig in calgary on Nov 14, 2011 9:31 PM CST up reply actions
To a playoff contender who needs a RB?
I could see Dallas throwing a 1 at them(and more). I could see Sexy Rexy doing it too.
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by GenericBrand on Nov 14, 2011 9:32 PM CST up reply actions
Cowboys wont because their problems isn't at RB.
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by averagegatsby on Nov 14, 2011 9:34 PM CST up reply actions
You give Jerry way too much credit.
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by GenericBrand on Nov 14, 2011 9:35 PM CST up reply actions
Last year (Superbowl in the Jonesmahal) he would have.
He seems anti Jerry-esque this year.
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by craig in calgary on Nov 14, 2011 9:36 PM CST up reply actions
If anyone were going to give up a 1st for AP...
I’d probably guess it would be Seattle.
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by averagegatsby on Nov 14, 2011 9:39 PM CST up reply actions
I think Pete will move heaven and earth to get his boy Barkley.
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by craig in calgary on Nov 14, 2011 9:40 PM CST up reply actions
They need a QB.
Couldn’t blame him. I’m just hoping when it all shakes out, we’ve at least got someone to hang our hats on next season.
3rd and 1...guess we'll run the dime. Eesh.
We already have a guy to hang our hats on...
Unfortunately a hat hanger, and possibly coat hanger, is the extent of his value.
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by GenericBrand on Nov 14, 2011 9:44 PM CST up reply actions
I'm not sure I'd put a lot of faith in Cassel's hat-hanging ability.

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I love the "smooth head scratch" to try and cover it up
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by averagegatsby on Nov 14, 2011 10:03 PM CST up reply actions
God, I love that try-to-be-casual head scratch.
3rd and 1...guess we'll run the dime. Eesh.
by KaloPhoenix on Nov 14, 2011 10:03 PM CST up reply actions
Someone will.
Guy is good enough to take a decent offense up to a damn good one.
3rd and 1...guess we'll run the dime. Eesh.
My 40 point lead is now down to 9 points...
and now back up to 16 points…
I may pull this thing out…. Still not hopeful
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Never know
We’ll see lots of Starks/Grant this last quarter and a half. Last sixth?
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by craig in calgary on Nov 14, 2011 9:33 PM CST up reply actions
How has Mckinnie played this year?
Starts for the ravens I know. Anyone know if he has been holding up. Still wonder why we did not even look at him. I know he has character problems, but he’s huge. Really really huge. I have noticed he looks smaller than the four bills that got him sent packing from the vikings camp.
Love the Chiefs, Hawkeyes, Golf (Obviously) and my wife and kids. Not in that order.
Randall Cobb is really fast.
Vikings might want to think about covering a punt.
I can now say this with a straight face, and it will be accurate: Tim Tebow is a better QB than Matt Cassel.
by ProbablyYoungerThanAllOfYou on Nov 14, 2011 9:39 PM CST reply actions
I really need GB to kick a Field goal, or run this one in.
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Fuck.
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by averagegatsby on Nov 14, 2011 9:41 PM CST up reply actions
I don't know why I even care...
I’ve already started trading off players for draft picks…
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by averagegatsby on Nov 14, 2011 9:42 PM CST up reply actions
The absurd idea of Favre to the Chiefs...
I hate the idea of it. But somewhere…deep down inside…it makes me smile. A wild an unpredictable air attack with Bowe, Breaston and Baldwin showing their stuff. I dislike Favre with a passion…but it’d be fun.
I can honestly say there is a 0% chance of that happening.
I can now say this with a straight face, and it will be accurate: Tim Tebow is a better QB than Matt Cassel.
by ProbablyYoungerThanAllOfYou on Nov 14, 2011 9:43 PM CST up reply actions
Yes, exactly.
I can now say this with a straight face, and it will be accurate: Tim Tebow is a better QB than Matt Cassel.
by ProbablyYoungerThanAllOfYou on Nov 14, 2011 9:47 PM CST up reply actions
I bet Favre weighs 273 pounds by now.
Ain’t gonna happen.
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by craig in calgary on Nov 14, 2011 9:43 PM CST up reply actions
They have to pour him into his wranglers
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by averagegatsby on Nov 14, 2011 9:44 PM CST up reply actions
Stopgap
For dorsey then?
#58 will always be king!
That's no more real than Warner coming out of retirement and joining up with Haley again.
3rd and 1...guess we'll run the dime. Eesh.
All joking aside
That’s how us Canadians see every American.
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by craig in calgary on Nov 14, 2011 9:45 PM CST up reply actions
Im actually looking for opportunities to get out of this country
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by averagegatsby on Nov 14, 2011 9:45 PM CST up reply actions
We get Fox News.
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by craig in calgary on Nov 14, 2011 9:47 PM CST up reply actions
And we all drink Budweiser like you guys drink Labatt Blue.
3rd and 1...guess we'll run the dime. Eesh.
The only people who drink Labatt Blue are Americans who think Canada makes the best beer.
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by GenericBrand on Nov 14, 2011 9:49 PM CST up reply actions
No, people definitely drink Budweiser.
I don’t know why, but they do.
by bamachief5558 on Nov 14, 2011 11:25 PM CST up reply actions
Craig
If you dont love it……oh wait…..
#58 will always be king!
Any chance KC signs Graham Harrell off GB's practice squad?
I know they pay him more than a typical practice squad player, but given the chance to go somewhere to not be behind Rodgers would have to be tempting to him I would think
One thing I never got.
Michael Crabtree was the greatest WR prospect EVER, but the guy who threw him the ball isn’t even a practice squad player? dude had 6,000 yard year every year.
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by craig in calgary on Nov 14, 2011 9:46 PM CST up reply actions
Pretty gimmicky offense
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by averagegatsby on Nov 14, 2011 9:47 PM CST up reply actions
...wasn't Crabtree part of that gimmicky offense?
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by craig in calgary on Nov 14, 2011 9:49 PM CST up reply actions
How good is Crabtree... I honestly couldn't tell you?
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by averagegatsby on Nov 14, 2011 9:50 PM CST up reply actions
Pretty "meh"
I just am recalling the pre-draft hype.
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by craig in calgary on Nov 14, 2011 9:50 PM CST up reply actions
Clearly he is the only overhyped draft prospect to not live up
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by averagegatsby on Nov 14, 2011 9:54 PM CST up reply actions
Jamarcus wasn't really hyped though
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by averagegatsby on Nov 14, 2011 9:57 PM CST up reply actions
The hilarious thing about that...
Was Houston taking Mario, getting killed for it, and being right about it.
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by averagegatsby on Nov 14, 2011 9:56 PM CST up reply actions
Kills my preseason superbowl pick
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by averagegatsby on Nov 14, 2011 9:59 PM CST up reply actions
who knows, the texans like leinart
he could be alright
by BeauJackson on Nov 14, 2011 10:01 PM CST up reply actions
We're going to need one of those to be successful for the rest of this year.
3rd and 1...guess we'll run the dime. Eesh.
GAH!!! I cut Clay Matthews off my fantasy week this year...
And had to cut DeMarcus ware during his bye week… really regretting those now
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Everytime I re-watch Melvin Ingram highlight vids I wish the Chiefs hadn't drafted Houston.
"Success is never ending, failure is never final."
Eh, doesn't hurt to have more pass rushers.
Houston as depth makes me feel better than Andrew.
3rd and 1...guess we'll run the dime. Eesh.
Or Houston behind Hali?
Ingram could play SOLB, ST, DT/DE in sub packages. He plays the run well, has a full repetoire of pass rush moves, can defend the pass and is more then physical enough to set the edge and shed blockers.
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by GenericBrand on Nov 14, 2011 9:55 PM CST up reply actions
About that yep.
But I think the guy will destroy the combine and fly up the board. He’s a physcial freak and in shorts it will get silly.
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by GenericBrand on Nov 14, 2011 9:57 PM CST up reply actions
Have to switch to a 4-3.
Houston’s not stout enough to play ILB in a 3-4. And he needs some serious help in pass coverage.
Or were you saying he could spell Tamba?
3rd and 1...guess we'll run the dime. Eesh.
Damn, you want a contract?
3rd and 1...guess we'll run the dime. Eesh.
by KaloPhoenix on Nov 14, 2011 10:00 PM CST up reply actions
Yea
I thought that he was more of a WOLB before the draft too when people were talking about him as a first rounder.
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by GenericBrand on Nov 14, 2011 9:59 PM CST up reply actions
Tamba's not coming off the field, though.
And yeah, I’d agree that he’s probably better suited there.
The lack of a true SOLB on this team is head-bash-against-the-wall frustrating.
3rd and 1...guess we'll run the dime. Eesh.
by KaloPhoenix on Nov 14, 2011 10:01 PM CST up reply actions
Especially with Jackson finally coming around.
His improvement is far less impressive when the guy behind him Fs it up.
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by GenericBrand on Nov 14, 2011 10:02 PM CST up reply actions
He's head and shoulders above the rest of the line.
Sad that a pure run stopper that can’t rush the passer is the best DL we can put on the field right now.
3rd and 1...guess we'll run the dime. Eesh.
by KaloPhoenix on Nov 14, 2011 10:03 PM CST up reply actions
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TVXsDwUq3A
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by GenericBrand on Nov 14, 2011 10:05 PM CST up reply actions
Oh man...that was almost the NFL record right there.
Hopefully Woodson still gets it this game.
3rd and 1...guess we'll run the dime. Eesh.
The juggernaut continues.
Will make it that much sweeter when Capt. America ruins their perfect season.
I thought he was talking about Super Dave
He might be a bit old to play though.
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by GenericBrand on Nov 14, 2011 9:58 PM CST up reply actions
So what did I miss this week?
I was hanging out with Reverand Roy before the guys in white jackets took him away.
ROOT with your heart.
ANALYZE with your head.
So I left a can of Pepsi in the freezer too long...
Opened it, and it was quite frozen… Took the can opener to it… PERFECT FROZEN PEPSI!!!
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I'm thinking that this GB team is going to put 00 up against us
Hmmmm…the Steelers will put up 50 against us.
NE will be nice and only put up 40.
I think for shits and grins Haley should have open tryouts.
ROOT with your heart.
ANALYZE with your head.
I CALL KICKER!
3rd and 1...guess we'll run the dime. Eesh.
by KaloPhoenix on Nov 14, 2011 10:02 PM CST up reply actions
Done....you can't do any worse
I wonder if Haley starts making the guys bring their own lunches to work. I can’t remember what other losing coach did that until their team started winning.
ROOT with your heart.
ANALYZE with your head.
Oh, I can do worse.
But the offense probably isn’t getting close enough for me to kick a FG anyway.
It goes under the bar, right?
3rd and 1...guess we'll run the dime. Eesh.
by KaloPhoenix on Nov 14, 2011 10:05 PM CST up reply actions
That'll work...hell, you probably wou;dn't see the field unless you could hit from 60+
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ANALYZE with your head.
With a round ball? I'd get it there.
But I’m probably not beating the ’keeper.
3rd and 1...guess we'll run the dime. Eesh.
by KaloPhoenix on Nov 14, 2011 10:08 PM CST up reply actions
Even with a round ball the Chiefs aren't going to get within 50-60 the next game.
I got a feeling we’re getting skunked on the night game.
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ANALYZE with your head.
Jesus... Its not good enough that the Packers are insanely good... But they get all the lucky bounces too
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in a 16 game season, lucky bounces go a long way
not as much with a team as good as the packers though
by BeauJackson on Nov 14, 2011 10:04 PM CST up reply actions
GODDAMNIT STOP THROWING GREEN BAY!!!
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OT:
I heart Kelly Clarkson, and I don’t care who knows.
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I t let herself go aka Skinny Kelly Clarkson
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by GenericBrand on Nov 14, 2011 10:06 PM CST up reply actions
I don't even care that she has gotten a little thicker
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by averagegatsby on Nov 14, 2011 10:07 PM CST up reply actions
Is that who it is in that car commercial?
3rd and 1...guess we'll run the dime. Eesh.
by KaloPhoenix on Nov 14, 2011 10:06 PM CST up reply actions
yep
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by averagegatsby on Nov 14, 2011 10:07 PM CST up reply actions
Funny thing...off topic
Been reading some of the Chiefs tweets these last two weeks.
Mostly been talking about food, playing xbox and chasing tail.
No discussion about coming back…except that they are one game out. the only guy tweeting he’s been hitting the playbook was Studebaker.
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At least he's hitting something because he won't be hitting anything on the field.
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by GenericBrand on Nov 14, 2011 10:06 PM CST up reply actions
ZING!
3rd and 1...guess we'll run the dime. Eesh.
by KaloPhoenix on Nov 14, 2011 10:07 PM CST up reply actions
Well at least SOMEONE is trying to get better
all this bullshit about playing fucking xbox is just getting old.
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True.
But we’re calling him “Andrew” until he learns to SEAL THE DAMN EDGE!
3rd and 1...guess we'll run the dime. Eesh.
by KaloPhoenix on Nov 14, 2011 10:09 PM CST up reply actions
I don't get why anyone follows athletes on twitter that aren't funny...
Who cares about the banal minutiae that the every day football scrub experiences.
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by averagegatsby on Nov 14, 2011 10:11 PM CST up reply actions
You don't need to follow you can read AP's following...hell most of them you can't even understand/
Sometimes it’s like listening to the movie “Windtalkers”
ROOT with your heart.
ANALYZE with your head.
Exactly...
I don’t need more reasons to hate Millionaires.
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by averagegatsby on Nov 14, 2011 10:16 PM CST up reply actions
Aren't they that most of the time?
I don’t follow them because that’s all the offseason is for those guys on Twitter.
3rd and 1...guess we'll run the dime. Eesh.
by KaloPhoenix on Nov 14, 2011 10:07 PM CST up reply actions
Except some fans starting crticizing a couple of them...Carr, Flowers...and they got all pissed
Started making excuses and saying the people tweeting at them didn’t understand football.
Friggin comedy.
ROOT with your heart.
ANALYZE with your head.
Their play isn't exactly awe inspiring lately.
I saw the retweet of Jamaal’s comment regarding fans tweeting their FF complaints towards him.
3rd and 1...guess we'll run the dime. Eesh.
by KaloPhoenix on Nov 14, 2011 10:13 PM CST up reply actions
Damnit... Really...
Do you really need to be throwing into the endzone up big in the 4th quarter GB?
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Yes, it's a divisional game. If the Chiefs could, they would. It'll be a long time before they put up 28 against a div. opp.
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ANALYZE with your head.
They are less than a month removed from doing that.
However I don’t see that happening again anytime soon.
i was up about 37 in ff
the other guy had rogers….im up .54 now
by centralkscowboysfan on Nov 14, 2011 10:11 PM CST reply actions
I was up 40... I have Peterson, so Im still up a couple
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by averagegatsby on Nov 14, 2011 10:12 PM CST up reply actions
I almost came back with Rogers then they pull him
LOL No matter how the rest of the players do, Rogers is a guaranteed 25-35 points.
by Bigcherokeechief on Nov 14, 2011 10:35 PM CST up reply actions
Awesome...
Plenty of time for Rodgers to throw all the way down the field again
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OMG YES PRAISE TEBO
oops sorry common mistake nowadays…i win by .54 it appears
by centralkscowboysfan on Nov 14, 2011 10:17 PM CST reply actions
The NBA strike is making me hate the Brothers Morri.
So stupid for them to leave early
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eh, they'll still get a contract when all is said and done
unless the league folds, which i wouldnt mind. bring back the ABA
by BeauJackson on Nov 14, 2011 10:18 PM CST up reply actions
Those guys weren't getting a better deal by staying.
Their stock was at an all time high. Trust me, I desperately want them on this KU team, but I held no allusions towards their future as Jayhawks.
3rd and 1...guess we'll run the dime. Eesh.
by KaloPhoenix on Nov 14, 2011 10:18 PM CST up reply actions
xavier henry is probably the guy who left too early
maybe not though, did get drafted 13th or 14th
by BeauJackson on Nov 14, 2011 10:19 PM CST up reply actions
That was the year before.
This year was Selby. And good riddance to that kid.
3rd and 1...guess we'll run the dime. Eesh.
by KaloPhoenix on Nov 14, 2011 10:20 PM CST up reply actions
Let's face it. As far as KU fans are concerned, Selby and Henry are basically the same player.
"[Jamaal Charles] probably fights crime in his spare time while inhaling carbon emissions, exhaling oxygen, and crapping oil. That’s how awesome he is. Not just good for the Chiefs, but America."
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Yup.
Both guys looking for their year of eligibility. No more.
3rd and 1...guess we'll run the dime. Eesh.
by KaloPhoenix on Nov 14, 2011 10:27 PM CST up reply actions
i know, but if they had henry last season, who knows
hadn’t selby worn out his welcome anyway?
by BeauJackson on Nov 14, 2011 10:22 PM CST up reply actions
For sure.
Just tired of these kids coming in with no pride for the name on the front of the jersey. They’re just playing the system for their one year and getting out.
3rd and 1...guess we'll run the dime. Eesh.
by KaloPhoenix on Nov 14, 2011 10:27 PM CST up reply actions
It would be awesome if we can keep Thomas Robinson all 4 years...
But that guy could conceivably be the top pick next year
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by averagegatsby on Nov 14, 2011 10:28 PM CST up reply actions
T-Rob has the entire team on his shoulders.
If they do anything respectable this year, it’ll be hard to see him returning because it’ll be almost all him.
3rd and 1...guess we'll run the dime. Eesh.
by KaloPhoenix on Nov 14, 2011 10:30 PM CST up reply actions
I'll be honest. Just like with Cole Aldrich, I'll be pretty upset with T-Rob if he comes back.
The selfish side of me would love to see it happen but, considering his family situation, he could really use that money.
"[Jamaal Charles] probably fights crime in his spare time while inhaling carbon emissions, exhaling oxygen, and crapping oil. That’s how awesome he is. Not just good for the Chiefs, but America."
- MNchiefsfan
Sure, I don't begrudge him that.
He came in and made his rep on his play while here, rather than potential coming out of HS. If that gets him there after a few good years with KU, then so be it.
If there’s an NBA to go to, that is.
3rd and 1...guess we'll run the dime. Eesh.
by KaloPhoenix on Nov 14, 2011 10:35 PM CST up reply actions
top pick? thats high praise
we all know that only freshman go #1
by BeauJackson on Nov 14, 2011 10:31 PM CST up reply actions
Do you hear that Pioli... Matt Flynn could be a starting QB in the NFL.
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Just hope
One of our players doesn’t fall into Rodgers legs when we play them and he is out for the year.
by Chiefsdodgerslakers2415 on Nov 15, 2011 12:34 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Just reported that Schaub is out for the season
That sucks. I kinda like rooting for the Texans.
Gone scalpin'...
by DisplacedChief on Nov 14, 2011 10:18 PM CST reply actions
Seriously? They have an easy schedule the rest of the way. Had them going 12-4
ROOT with your heart.
ANALYZE with your head.
It'll be rough going with Leinart at QB
I think the unlikely Titans will take it now.
Gone scalpin'...
by DisplacedChief on Nov 14, 2011 10:20 PM CST up reply actions
Leinart will do well
doesnt have to do that much with the running duo they have
by BeauJackson on Nov 14, 2011 10:21 PM CST up reply actions
Plus he's coming in just in time to start throwing to a healthy Andre Johnson.
"[Jamaal Charles] probably fights crime in his spare time while inhaling carbon emissions, exhaling oxygen, and crapping oil. That’s how awesome he is. Not just good for the Chiefs, but America."
- MNchiefsfan
yeah, it'll be hard for him to ruin their season
although come playoff time he’ll have to do well
by BeauJackson on Nov 14, 2011 10:23 PM CST up reply actions
Eh. Did any of us really have Houston going that deep into the playoffs?
"[Jamaal Charles] probably fights crime in his spare time while inhaling carbon emissions, exhaling oxygen, and crapping oil. That’s how awesome he is. Not just good for the Chiefs, but America."
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The AFC isn't great this year
Crazier things have happened, no one has questioned their offense over the last several years, and Wade can run a defense
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by averagegatsby on Nov 14, 2011 10:26 PM CST up reply actions
Texans have the #1 D in football
They will be fine.
by Chiefsdodgerslakers2415 on Nov 15, 2011 12:27 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Brilliant
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Almost heard a Winnipeg Blue Bombers reference with Tom Clements
but of course, they probably didn’t know anything other than CFL
Man, I wish sometimes the Chiefs would have a season where every play seems easy like GB
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They had that with Trent Green and Priest and that o-line (im drooling thinking about that line)
by DenverDonkeyHater on Nov 14, 2011 10:23 PM CST up reply actions
Meh, it was OK, we still never won a playoff game.
I’m talking about the ’93 Chiefs going 13-3. That season was just….sit, back. relax. drink a few.
ROOT with your heart.
ANALYZE with your head.
Well i was just talking about the offense.
Watching the defense was like watching tebow trying to be a pocket passer
by DenverDonkeyHater on Nov 14, 2011 10:26 PM CST up reply actions
Time to watch last nights Dexter
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by averagegatsby on Nov 14, 2011 10:22 PM CST up reply actions
Next week's MNF will probably be just as boring...
Gone scalpin'...
by DisplacedChief on Nov 14, 2011 10:24 PM CST up reply actions
At least I will care about one of the teams.
I know I am weird, but I am actually excited about the game. It may end up being horrifying, but it will be different.
And at this point...
what the fuck do we got to lose?
Gone scalpin'...
by DisplacedChief on Nov 14, 2011 10:27 PM CST up reply actions
to be fair....green bay is goin to only play rodgers for one quarter
against you guys
by centralkscowboysfan on Nov 14, 2011 10:22 PM CST reply actions
I read that comment every week against everyone we play....yet to see a heavy hit
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ANALYZE with your head.
In other news, I bring to you the 2006 Palko Report
2006 Scouting Report: Truly embodies the “field general” moniker…is a leader in word and deed who plays the quarterback position with a keen strategic mind…enters his third year as the Panthers’ starter… a two-time All-Big East honoree who has All-America potential…should be considered for the Davey O’Brien Award and Johnny Unitas Golden Arm Award, which annually are presented to the nation’s top quarterback… the son of one of Western Pennsylvania’s most successful high school coaches, Palko started drawing up football plays at 9 years of age…a lefthander, he complements his football knowledge with a highly accurate arm…also is very effective at tucking the ball and running with it when the opportunity arises… sets the pace with his work ethic and twice has been selected a Pitt captain…his three-year passing total of 5,472 yards ranks fifth all-time at Pitt.
Things can always be worse
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by averagegatsby on Nov 14, 2011 10:27 PM CST up reply actions
luckily, if things do get worse, then it's on to Stanzi
I doubt Palko has as long of a leash as Cassel had. I had a hard time imagine how you get much worse than 13/28 for 98 yds than the last game
RUDY!
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I wouldn't be surprised if Kyle Rudolph becomes the next elite TE.
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by averagegatsby on Nov 14, 2011 10:29 PM CST up reply actions
What's the line on a Lions cheap shot on Thanksgiving when they're down?
3rd and 1...guess we'll run the dime. Eesh.
Just wish they would have left Rogers in a lil long
I needed just 6 more points to stage a 33 point upset in fantasy football.
by Bigcherokeechief on Nov 14, 2011 10:32 PM CST reply actions
My kingdom for a QB like Rodgers
The guy is amazing. Having his weapons doesn’t hurt…or the depth.
Huh…look what real talent acquisition and development look like.

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