I'm not sure who came up with "grow it til we blow", but it's rad and I had to use it
Now, I usually keep a decent amount of stubble to protect the world from my entire mug but four weeks ago I had a strange compulsion to "bic" it. I've had the same blade on my mach 3 for about two years. Thats how little I use it. Maybe it was the fact that my dudes in red were now 0 and 3 and on their way to sitting on the first pick in the draft or maybe I just needed to give my face a little tabula rasa. Either way, it happened, my face was as smooth as my four month olds tookus(minus my craters of puberty).
I'm not gonna lie, it was awkward. Until, we played the Vikings. We got our first win and my face was starting to grow back. Everything was right.
Then, two weeks later we get a nice come from behind win in Indianapolis. Granted, it was Curtis Painter tossin' the hog instead of Manning, it still felt good. This was also the week that Haley's face started to gather critics. It's a ballsy move to tell the world that your beard is winning football games. But I get it man, I'm in. Just one thing you gotta understand coach, it's not just your beard, but the collective beard of Chiefs Nation that will right this ship.
Sunday against Oakland reaffirmed this. I felt like the mountain man that finally found out what a double rainbow really means! So, now I'm asking everyone: If your rockin a face muff and want to be down for the cause post it here. Let's carry this phenomena into MNF and power down the Chargers(I can't believe I'm really going to post that). And that's all I have to say about that.