Hey APers! Let's start hammering out details and figure out the plan for next weeks Charger beat down. If this year is anything like last year I know we all want to get there early and start "lubing up" as Tom Brady so eloquently put it.
Unfortunately, the Royals didn't do us any favors and failed to make it to the World Series(hahaha) so we have to abide by different rules. If anyone happens to know if these rules will be any different than what's on the mothership, KCChiefs.com, please throw them up so I, and all of you, can plan my 4 hour drive accordingly on Monday.
Now let's go over some tasty treats that you can throw on the grill for the Charger game:
River Dogs- First, be sure to turn up whatever music you may be playing to the point that your grillmate fails to get you the dogs before time runs out. Secondly, marinate your dogs in tears and be sure to kick them around on the ground a few times. Third, enjoy.
San Diego Special Teams BBQ Shrimp- Only rule here is to butterfly those shrimp so there is a gaping hole between the two meaty sides of the shrimp allowing KC's special sauce to slide right through to the grill zone.
Norv Steaks- Take some of the best cuts of meat you can find and do absolutely nothing noteworthy with them for years and years until the meats spoils or breaks down and cries midgame.
Qualcomm Burgers- Put together paddies that fall apart, flood the grill with fat and are generally unpleasant in every way. With any luck, these burgers may be imploded by a Los Angeles group looking to purchase a sub-par product.
Now I know these recipes are mediocre at best and I'm relying on the AP faithful to come up with some good ones. Have fun and don't forget to throw any Parking info you can find up for those of us planning an early arrival!