Ja Boi has a few short term goals:
1) Get on the KC Parks and Rec Board and get some concrete ping pong tables in local parks
2) Get my girlfriend to mow the lawn
3) Eradicate the comment sections of fantasy football talk
Nothing ruins a good Clark Hunt is cheaper than Hetty Green thread like, “I’m in a PPR league with two flex spots. Toby Gerhart is on bye so which two of the following four should I start; Thomas Jones, Breaston, McCluster, or Jordon Shipley?”
With the Chiefs on bye this week, there will undoubtedly be more insufferable fantasy football banter. I’m sure you paint huffers have teams chock-full of Chiefs, because you just know McClain is going to be the next 1000 yard back and Baldwin will put up 750 yards as a rookie, so you’ll be scrambling to fill your roster and seeking advice.
So here it is, your fantasy football safe haven. A place to discuss the ins and outs of your team or league without some asshole telling you “NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT YOUR FANTASTY TEAM.” So please take advantage of it and remember, your squad aint got shit on team Mustache In Your Face. 5-0 and eyein that paper.