My Chiefs' Twisted Fantasy / My 1st Post

I am new to AP; longtime reader; 1st time fanposter. I recently went to my 1st Chiefs games against Seattle.
I'd like to thank Steve_Chiefs and 1kmilesfromkc for the big board and free agents.

Its pretty crappy but...Here goes!

This is my fantasy...I think I overdosed on my Kool-Aid

So, everybody's making their mock drafts and offseason predictions. Well how about predicting now until the 2012 Pro Bowl!

March 12th--- New CBA agreed upon

April 28th-30th --- The NFL Draft, Picks/Trades:

http://www.midwestsportsfans.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/nfldraft_article.jpg

Trade 1st and 4th for Larry Fitzgerald

Trade 5th and 3rd with Rams to move up to 47th Overall (2nd Rounder)

2nd (Rams) --- Sione Fua, NT

2nd --- Jeremy Beal, DE/OLB

6th --- Stepher Schilling, G/OT

7th --- Jerrod Johnson, QB/OW

http://nbcsportsmedia4.msnbc.com/j/msnbc/Components/ArtAndPhoto-Fronts/SPORTS/Projects/03_FOOTBALL/NFL_06/OffSeasonReport/tz-OffseasonReport-std.vsmall.jpg

May-August :

Mike Vrabel Retires

Major Signings: Danny Amendola, Tony Gonzalez

Haley promotes Maurice Carthon to OC.

Minor Re-signings:

Jackie Battle, Tim Castille, Jon McGraw, Maurice Legget, Rudy Niswanger, Wallace Gilberry, Barry Richardson, 

Major Resignings: Tamba Hali, Brandon Carr, Ron Edwards, Shaun "Sackmaster" Smith, Dwayne Bowe

Projected Depth Chart:

QB - Cassel, Palko, UFA

RB - Charles, Jones, UFA

WR - Fitzgerald, Bowe, Amendola, McCluster, Tucker, UFA

TE - Gonzalez, Moeaki, O'Connell

LT - Albert, Richardson

LG - Waters, Asamoah/Lilja

C - Weigmann, Niswanger

RG - Lilja/Asamoah, UFA

RT - Barry Richardson, UFA

LDE - Dorsey, Gilberry

RDE - Jackson, Smith

NT - Edwards, Fua

OLBs - Hali, Beal, Studebaker, Sheffield, Walters

ILBs - D. Johnson, Belcher, Williams, M. Johnson

CBs - Flowers, Carr, Arenas, Legget, Daniels, Washington

FS - Berry, Washington, Price

SS - Lewis, McGraw, Price

K - Succop

P - Colquitt

Sept-Jan --- Regualar Season Games:

Vs. Faiders -- Win, 35-10

At Faiders -- Win, 24-20

Vs. Dolts -- Win, 21-17

At Dolts -- Win, 24-21

Vs. Donkeys -- Win, 28-7

At Donkeys -- Win, 14-10

Vs. Packers -- Loss, 21-10

Vs. Vikings -- Win, 24-14

Vs. Steelers -- Win, 17-14

Vs. Bills -- Loss, 24-17

Vs. Dolphins -- Loss, 24-14

At Jets -- Win, 38-31

At Bears -- Loss, 24-7

At Pats -- Loss, 31-28 OT

At Colts -- Win, 27-17

At Lions -- Win, 28-14

RECORD - 11-5, 3rd Seed

Playoff Seeding:

1. Steelers
2. Pats
3. Chiefs
4. Texans
5. Ravens
6. Jets

http://www.live2010worldcup.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/nfl-playoffs5.jpg

Wildcard, Vs. Jets, Win 27-14

Divisional At. Steelers, Win 14-10

Conference Vs. Ravens, Win 28-24

http://worldcupspecialist.com/SuperBowl_XLIV_Logo.gif

Super Bowl Vs. Atlanta, Win, 42-31

Year in Review, 2011-2012:

Offense:

Charles, 1852 Yards, 289 Carries, 6.41 YPC, 33 Catches, 450 Recieving Yards, 143 YAC

Jones, 596 Yards, 123 Carries, 4.8 YPC, 21 Catches, 230 Recieving Yards, 25 YPC

Bowe, 93 Catches, 1326 Yards, 429 YAC, 12 Rushes, 54 Rushing Yards, 4.5 YPC

McCluster, 34 Catches, 493 Yards, 352 YAC, 43 Rushes, 226 Yards, 5.7 YPC, 3/5 Passing, 2 TD's, 14 Yards Passing

Cassel, 278/456, 5632 Yards, 61% Completion Percentage, 28 TD's, 5 INT's, 26 Rushes, 105 Rushing Yards, 4 YPC

Moeaki, 43 Catches, 532 Yards, 142 YAC 

Gonzalez, 56 Catches, 624 Yards, 86 YAC

Fitzgerald 86 Catches, 1026 Yards, 324 YAC, 3 rushes, 12 yards, 4 YPC,

Amendola, 56 Catches, 743 Yards, 3 TD's, 463 YAC, 1 Rush, 54 Yards, Rushing TD

Defense:

Hali, 15 Sacks, 67 Tackles, 4 FF, 2 FR, 1 TD

Berry, 3 Sacks, 6 INT's, 89 Tackles, 2 TD, 1 FF

D. Johnson, 3 INT's, 119 Tackles, 1 TD, 2 FF, 1 FR, 3 Sacks

Beal, 8 Sacks, 1 INT, 56 Tackles, 3 FF

Flowers, 4 INT's, 67 Tackles, 1 Sack

Carr, 2 INT's, 1 Sack, 54 Tackles, 1 FF

Lewis, 4 INT's, 67 Tackles, 1 FF

Arenas, 4 Sacks, 45 Tackles, 2 FF

Dorsey, 3 Sacks, 69 Tackles, 2 FF, 1 FR

Jackson, 4 Sacks, 58 Tackles, 2 FR

Fua, 2 Sacks, 47 Tackles, FF, FR, TD

Gilberry, 5 Sacks, 34 Tackles, 3 FF, 1 FR

Belcher, 76 Tackles, 3 Sacks, 2 FF, 1 FR

AWARDS:

Ground Player of the Year - Charles

Defensive Rookie - Beal

Coach - Haley

MVP - Cassel

Executive - Pioli

 Pro Bowlers (if we weren't Super Bowl Champions) :

Cassel

Charles

Bowe

Waters

Gonzalez

Berry

Hali

D. Johnson

Fitzgerald 

What are your predictions? Yes, I am an extreme optimist!