Oh shut up.

You write a better Offseason Fanpost that isn't a mock draft or "We NEED player X" post. 

Here is something I've always wondered...Who looks more like a Horse: Sarah Jessica Parker or John Elway?

Care to compare?

First of all, both SJP and JE have beautiful Blonde locks like many horses do:

2nd of all, all three look quite fashionable in suglasses:

Here is a picture of all 3, who all apear quite excited!!!

YAY!!!! Now wave those arms in the airrrrrr!!!!!!!!!

Good times. But it's not all fun and games. Both SJP and JE can be very sophisticated:

..and look absolutely FABULOUS in white

...and both have rather impressive arms!

But most importantly Chiefs fans...Both Sarah Jessica Parker and John Elway are both equally qualified to run a professional football team!

Thanks for reading and....

HEEEEEEEEEEE-YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

(I'm going straight to hell)