K.C.F. Seeks W.I.N: AP Community Personals (Satire)

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AP News Report

In what is likely a disappointing development for Chiefs fans seeking victory everywhere, the popular AP community personals has been removed from circulation.

The section which was originally called "K.C.F. Seeks W.I.N." had been subject to a lengthy legal debate for some time.  And it would appear that AP has caved to the mounting pressure by AFC west communities that are becoming worried that their own intimate relationships with W.I.N.s might be wavering due to the perceived success the personals have had with the Kansas City team.                                         Pic Source

For the past four years there has been many lonely Chiefs fans looking for the victories to return.  Many of those fans had resorted to putting out personal adds in the hopes of enticing young studs to their city.

A few of those personals have included...

---Bitter, unsuccessful K.C.F wallowing in numb, perpetual depression from to much losing looking for a 7 to 8 W.I.N companion to perk me up on Sunday mornings.

---Huge, smelly, strong, ill-tempered, female K.C.F. with a destructive demeanor looking for same to break up defensive line in my heart.

---Monkey played out.  Hippo stink.  K.C.F. jungle boy seeks swinging GM to be the lord of my jungle.

---I like chewing up turf, eating QB sandwiches under the lights, and watching pic six reruns.  Looking for W.I.N that likes the sack.  Must be aggressive and active with a lots of stamina.

---K.C.F lumberjack looking for Light & Power lineman to help with morning wood.

---K.C.F that likes S&M looking for tight end with good hands to be master of my gridiron.

---I am a frisky K.C.F GM that goes by the handle CP that has little knowledge of how to get the most out of my W.I.N.  Looking for new head coach. (2006)

---Disappointed and Vulnerable K.C.F looking for strong safety to cover my zones.

---Defensive K.C.F looking for a little bump and run around noon on Sunday?  Come play in my corner spot.

---I LIKE TO SCORE.  Travel agent by day and homer by night.  Adventurous K.C.F looking for some creative coordination.  Those that don't know what to do with it need not apply.

---Colonel Sanders looking for a little McNugget to return to my red zone.

Many of these lonely K.C.Fs have been successful in their search to bring someone new into their lives.  We hope that these new relationships create a bond that helps K.C.Fs everywhere find that W.I.N that they have been looking for so desperately.

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