KCPorkchop's Big Ole Post of Awesome
by KCporkchop on Sep 3, 2010 12:01 AM CDT
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WARNING: This post has no real intellectual value. This post is not the place to come for a good debate. It's just a post of silly, awesome, hoopla. We finally won a preseason game and the countdown to Monday Night Football is on. So if you want to get excited about our team and all that is awesome, this post is for you. If you are not all about the awesomeness, then by all means, visit one of the other insightful posts here at AP.
Thank you,
KCporkchop
Okay, now that I've got that out of the way let's get the awesomeness started.
Is everyone aware that we drafted this guy?
Come on I couldn't start a post about all that is awesome with the Kansas City Chiefs without starting things off with Eric Berry. But Berry is just the tip of the ice burg. Here we go.........
First off it is awesome that this guy is not running our team anymore.
"Sure Larry go spend some of your millions we paid you at the club tonight. What could go wrong?"
It is awesome that we replaced him with this man.
"Bill, I know you're excited, but get your hand off my thigh."
It is REALLY awesome that when things aren't going right for our team, we get this......
or this..........
instead of what we had for three years prior, which looked something like this........
and sadly, sometimes it even looked like this.....
Now I know Haley has made some mistakes and some of you think his brash style may not be a good fit with all the players. Some of you think he is just too big of hard ass....
"DAMN IT PORKCHOP!!!!! THIS POST IS SUPPOSE TO MAKE PEOPLE FEEL BETTER ABOUT THIS TEAM. MOVE THE F-ING POST ALONG. YOU HEAR ME?!?! MOVE THE F-ING POST ALONG!!!!!!!!"
Sorry coach.
Okay, some of you refuse to get caught up in the awesomeness that is our beloved Chiefs. The number one reason I hear for this is that people haven't seen that Matt Cassel has developed. If that is you, rest easy friend I have the photos to prove he has. Take a look at this.........
Now, take a look at this...........
Now tell me he hasn't developed! Oh, you meant on the football field, my bad.
That's okay. I did some digging and think I've figured out why he hasn't been able to duplicate his numbers from New England thus far in KC. Look at this picture.......
Now clearly "Darth Hoodie" was able to teach Cassel some kind of "Jedi mind voodoo" that allowed him to have better control of the football. Haley was not able to unleash these same powers last year. Enter this man........
who is starting to resemble.........
Coincidence? I think not. So clearly we can expect Matt Cassel to return to his awesome New England form.
While we're talking about coordinators, isn't it awesome that this guy is our DC.....
Instead of this guy.........
Oh the awesome fury that Romeo will unleash on the opposing QB. Starting with this guy......
You can run, you can hide, your left tackle can put him in a choke hold, but Tamba WILL get to your QB. Awesome!
Also awesome...
I don't even have to say anything about that one, it's awesomeness speaks for itself.
Now not all of the defense has reached awesome status yet. Last year's top pick Tyson Jackson still needs to step up. The good news is I hear he is staying after practice to work on getting to the QB. Matt Cassel isn't thrilled about it though....
"Tyson man, practice has been over for 20 minutes! Quit chasing me man, I want to go shower!!!!"
Seriously though I can understand those of you who don't think that draft class is awesome, I mean I...
"DAMN IT PORKCHOP!!!!!!! STOP TALKING ABOUT LAST YEAR'S DRAFT. HOW ABOUT YOU TALK ABOUT THIS YEAR DUMB ASS!!!!!"
Sorry coach.
So have I mentioned that Eric Berry is awesome?
Mad props to AP's CMatthews for the pic above.
If that wasn't enough we have the awesome "Offensive Weapon"
and we now have this awesome kick returner..........
and if Kendrick Lewis steps up we may have the most awesome pair of rookie safeties ever!
(See how I slipped another Berry pic in there? Awesome!)
Now in order for Lewis to start he has to beat out Jon McGraw who is an awesome guy, but if we see any more of this...............
McGraw may be seeing this.......
Now I'm really excited that Dwayne Bowe seems to have stepped up his game. I think he will have an awesome season and hopefully we'll see a lot of this guy........
and not this guy...............
Who looks WAY to much like this guy.....
But we don't have to worry about Mr. 2.7 anymore. We have this guy........
Nobody can argue that JC isn't awesome. The jury is still out on Thomas Jones, but one thing is for sure, his guns are awesome.
We haven't seen guns like that in KC since this guy left town.....
"FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT'S HOLY PORKCHOP, WRAP THIS THING UP!!!!
Sorry coach.
The most awesome thing is that the season is almost here. Monday Night Football is almost here. I don't care if I'm "too excited". I can't wait to be here.....
and sit along side the most awesome fan base in the NFL.
I just hope I don't have to sit next to this lady....
So get excited AP. Get excited Chiefs Nation. The season is coming and it is going to be AWESOME!!!!!!!
And now, finally, PORKCHOP is OUT
(okay maybe one more Berry pic)
Now I'm out.
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Awesome post
I will also be there Monday night and it will be freacken awesome. And that picture of TJax chasing Cassel reminds me of the dude from The Replacements chasing the kicker
Awesome
Another rec, KCP!
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. ~ Groucho Marx
NOTHING BUT AWESOMENESS
That Flowers pic is sick.
and rec’d
I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.
- George Burns
Awesome!
Heres to MNF…hopefully we win, but most of us here probably realize how near impossible it seems…but if we win then a new era of Chiefs football has begun…
Just like the last Packers game was the beginning of the end, then hopefully this victory over them, even if its preseason, means the beginning of the new era…
When you fail to prepare, you prepare to fail.
Jamaal above all. #25 ftw.
Weis as Xavier is brilliant!
THE BOTH HAVE THE SAME FIRST NAME!!!
Toby is in HR, which technically means he works for corporate, so he's really not a part of our family. Also, he's divorced, so he's really not a part of his family.
Jackson may still be chasing, but i don't think he'll ever catch him or any other QB :p
Great job, man but after watching our defense in that game I don’t think even this post could make me smile more than I am already. :)
Bring it on Denver, Oakland, and San Diego I hope you ate your Wheaties, cause your about to be run over bitches.
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Hands Down -
Best AP post of 2010 to date (IMHO)!
...sporting my new ERIC BERRY A V A T A R ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
by chiefsfan62 on Sep 3, 2010 1:28 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
Awesome!
Agreed, best AP post of 2010.
"We lost!" Delmas yelled at reporters. "What you want? What you got to ask me?"
Delmas stared at reporters defiantly.
"That’s what I thought,"
2/3 of the world is covered by water. The rest is covered by Eric Berry.
Thanks GRLion
How’s Suh looking for you guys so far?
"There is no charge for awesomeness" - Kung Fu Panda
Off topic
On a recent visit to MHR some of the guys were talking about how McDaniels was going to come up with plays the league has never seen before and how they were going to be so complex, so i hacked his computer and found this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrNsJjbm0HY&feature=fvw
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by CPT.Caveman on Sep 3, 2010 1:34 AM CDT reply actions 3 recs
Love the pic of Herm laughing
I would laugh too if I was terrible at my job and made enough money in three years to set up my family for generations.
Nice post. It’s funny and awes….uhm…groovy.
Predictions:
1) Fans will feel just scads better from mid-to-end of the 2010 season.
2) During the 2021 season, Ryan Succop will become the Chiefs’ all-time leading scorer with 1469 points.
Nice post Porkchop. Rec'd
Very funny commentary with great pics. Very well done!
I love my wife, my kids, and the Chiefs. In that order. Except on game days.
I you could turn Berry into Jelly
There would be no need for peanut butter.
In wondrous beauty, once again, shall the golden tables stand mid the grass, which the gods had owned in the days of old.
rec'd my friend. The only thing that could of made this more awesome is this...
Chiefs Will
by tomahawk44 on Sep 3, 2010 8:41 AM CDT reply actions 5 recs
yes
greatest picture of last season.
The picture is a Chiefs pumpkin, yeah that is right a Chiefs pumpkin.
I was laughing so hard when I saw him doing that! and then Mike Brown came over and joined him
I bet Bronco fans hate Flowers
Chiefs Will
I hope they do hate him
because I hate all Broncos, players and fans, with special emphasis on Ayers!
The picture is a Chiefs pumpkin, yeah that is right a Chiefs pumpkin.
by jrcnc on Sep 3, 2010 11:45 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I am giving you
a gold star. Plus its friday & you made me laugh. Nicely done Porkchop.
"My dad taught me all about the four seasons: Pre-season, regular season, post-season, & off-season"
I think you should do a weekly segment
Awesome post. I don’t know the meaning of “Rec,d” but it seems to be the appropriate form of kudos,,,,,,,so Rec’d!!!!!!
"What we need is......more cowbell." - C. Walken
Rec'd
Means that you hit the red “Rec” button that appears at the bottom of the post. This shows up (as in “11 recs”, or whatever number) next to the Post’s title.
If a post gets 15 Rec’s, it gets bumped up to the “Recommended Fanpost” section, so it will stay longer so more people can read it.
You Rec a post if you recommend it to others, and want it to stay around. That help?
I love my wife, my kids, and the Chiefs. In that order. Except on game days.
by MNchiefsfan on Sep 3, 2010 12:52 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Haha thanks
Just saving the world, one blogger at a time…
I love my wife, my kids, and the Chiefs. In that order. Except on game days.
No problem brother
It gets a little confusing around here sometimes. And of course, you owe me rec’s for life. :)
I love my wife, my kids, and the Chiefs. In that order. Except on game days.
Too Funny
Thanks for posting. Good read on a sloooooooooow Friday before a nice long holiday weekend!
Just keep matriculatin' the ball down the field, boys.
Awesome post man.
Nothing better than a super sized glass of PorkChop koolaid. I’d rec it twice if I could.
"They should expect everything..." -Eric Berry
So.. As AWESOME as Eric Berry is... what does that make this?:
Doubly AWESOME? I think so.
"Reach for new elevation; and see just how high we can go. Full blown determination; will take us further than we know. My own anticipation; keeps the fire from burning out, It's time for domination... no one can ever take us down" - Pillar - "For the Love of the Game"
by Red N Gold Beast on Sep 3, 2010 1:20 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
This is proof that Pioli had to draft McCluster after drafting Berry in the first.
McCluster may be kryptonite to Berry’s Superman, but since they are on the same team we don’t have to worry about it.
"There is no charge for awesomeness" - Kung Fu Panda
by KCporkchop on Sep 3, 2010 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
The dude grabbing his junk in the background
makes this photo.
Chiefs Might
by chicks_love_chiefs on Sep 3, 2010 3:14 PM CDT up reply actions 5 recs
Greened.
Nice catch… The quadra-ped standing next to him is also a nice touch.
"Reach for new elevation; and see just how high we can go. Full blown determination; will take us further than we know. My own anticipation; keeps the fire from burning out, It's time for domination... no one can ever take us down" - Pillar - "For the Love of the Game"
by Red N Gold Beast on Sep 3, 2010 3:17 PM CDT up reply actions
I also like the look on McCluster's face...
Wide-eyed horror. I wonder if he always looks like a scared rabbit when he has the ball. lol.
"Reach for new elevation; and see just how high we can go. Full blown determination; will take us further than we know. My own anticipation; keeps the fire from burning out, It's time for domination... no one can ever take us down" - Pillar - "For the Love of the Game"
by Red N Gold Beast on Sep 3, 2010 3:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Um, that's because he just dodged a blow from Eric Freaking Berry!
"There is no charge for awesomeness" - Kung Fu Panda
Oh, and BTW...
I might steal that totally sweet pic of Flowers’ pick for my avatar pic. Pick pick pick pic pick pic. Sorry, had to get that out of my system.
"Reach for new elevation; and see just how high we can go. Full blown determination; will take us further than we know. My own anticipation; keeps the fire from burning out, It's time for domination... no one can ever take us down" - Pillar - "For the Love of the Game"
by Red N Gold Beast on Sep 3, 2010 1:21 PM CDT reply actions
Never mind...
SB Nation cuts off his head in that pic, and I’m too lazy to edit it so that doesn’t happen.
"Reach for new elevation; and see just how high we can go. Full blown determination; will take us further than we know. My own anticipation; keeps the fire from burning out, It's time for domination... no one can ever take us down" - Pillar - "For the Love of the Game"
by Red N Gold Beast on Sep 3, 2010 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Loved your post
I am so effin pumped up, my Berry jersey is on its way, I am having a Monday nite party, took Tuesday off work so i can get wasted…
This will be Awesome!
8-8 could win win the west in 2010
F**** Denver!
Twitter! @phillipbrown
You know what else is awesome?
Our Head Coach looks sorta like Dudley Dawson (aka Booger)…..
Hilarious!
Nice work, love the berry hit photo-shop
I think we got 10 wins… its about time the ball bounced for us?
Pro Bowlers2010- J Charles, J Arenas, D Johnson, B Flowers & E Berry
That's an awesome pic of Flowers....
Looks like a solid 30" vertical jump there.
"Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something."
~ last words of Francisco ("Pancho") Villa ~
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