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Chiefs Monday Night Football Haiku

I remember at some point last year somebody posted a haiku challenge after a game so I'll go ahead and start one after one of the biggest wins in Chiefs recent history. I was so pumped about the win I really just started typing these today.

Remember these are haikus, they are supposed to be fun and poke fun at the team/players/coaches. So don't get upset if somebody makes fun of your favorite player. Or pokes fun at a player who actually player pretty well (Dorsey).

 

Arrowhead’s rockin’,

Phylis Rivers can’t hear $h#!,

Throws temper tantrum

Like a red Phoenix,

Chiefs rose from their own ashes,

Beat the Chargers ass.

 

Quicker than a cat,

Kicking to Dex is a trap,

Norv learned the hard way.

 

As anemic Chief,

Cassel reigns with a limp wrist,

Bono will be missed.

 

Dorsey better learn,

More than just a bull rush or,

He will be a bust.

 

Derrick Johnson balled,

Must be a contract issue,

Thanks for showing up.

 

Yes it is a slow day at work. Lets see some creativity today.

This is a FanPost and does not necessarily reflect the views of Arrowhead Pride's writers or editors. It does reflect the views of this particular fan though, which is as important as the views of Arrowhead Pride writers or editors.

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