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I Wish I Had A Dollar (Bewsaf Uncaged)

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Here in Chiefs Nation we sometimes see and hear a lot of the same things over and over again.  Sometimes the culprit is a player, sometimes a fan, sometimes its just something that gets on that last nerve.

Sometimes I wish I had a dollar for every time I heard someone say or do something that happened all the time.

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I bet some of you have something you wish you had a dollar for every time you heard or saw something.

I wish I had a dollar for every time someone posted that Matt Cassel was not a franchise QB.  Give it a rest.  Lets at least get through half the 2010  season before we go on the attack posts again, please.

  • I wish I had a dollar for every time Jason Whitlock was full of shit. (I'd be rich)
  • I wish I had a dollar for every time Todd Haley said some player "gets it". (Todd...WE get it, ok.)
  • I wish I had a dollar for every time Matt Cassel overthrew his receiver. (Hey Matt, the long pass is just like the medium pass...just with a little more steam.) 
  • I wish I had a dollar for every time this preseason a Chiefs fan told me the Chiefs would go 12-4. (I love the enthusiasm...but 12-4?  I know...I know...I wish I had a dollar for every fan that pointed out our schedule in 2010)
  • I wish I had a dollar for every time someone posted Matt Cassel's only year with the Patriots as a starter as evidence that he is a franchise QB. (What have you done for me lately?)
  • I wish I had a dollar for every time Todd Haley wouldn't talk about an injured player.  (Todd, if you close your eyes...that doesn't mean your you're invisible)
  • I wish I had a dollar for every time I had to wipe the sweat from my brow during the Chiefs family fun day in St. Joseph, MO. (100F...just saying)
  • I wish I had a dollar for every time a fan comments that the Chiefs suck. (Its getting better.  Wake up)
  • I wish I had a dollar for every time Joel puts up some kind of post or fanshot. (Dude, do you have a life?  Thanks for all the work though :-)         Pic Source

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  • I wish I had a dollar for every time a Chiefs receiver dropped the ball. (Catch the f*^#^ ball, you're a pro)
  • I wish I had a dollar for every time the opponent's offense runs the ball to our defensive left in 2010. (Gonna be a  long year over there)
  • I wish I had a dollar for every time Nick Wright (on What's Wright With Nick Wright) was actually wrong.  (that's a joke Nick.  Don't let it go to your head)
  • I wish I had a dollar for every time D. Johnson missed an assignment. (Consistency man, consistency)
  • I wish I had a dollar for every time a Chiefs fan bashes former #27 (Naaaa.  Keep doing that one)
  • I wish I had a dollar for every time Eric Berry lays someone out this year. (Defensive rookie of the year, baby)
  • I wish I had a dollar for every time the Chiefs actually uttered the Bewsaf name.  (I'd be broke as hell)
  • I wish I had a dollar for every time someone used the term "right 53". (Give it a break.  Talk about over using a phrase)
  • I wish I had a dollar for every time our center gets driven. (I know, those NT are 325lb mack trucks)
  • I wish I had a dollar for every one of these lame posts I thought was funny but no one read. (Bewsaf, actually glimpsing a piece of reality...starts to emerge from his delusional state...but quickly shakes it off.)
  • I wish I had a dollar for every time Haley gives some player the "I'm going to cut you" look. (Dude knows he screwed up when he gets that look)
  • I wish I had a dollar for every time the media whines about not having enough access to the Chiefs.  (I got an interview with Brian Waters, didn't I?)
  • I wish I had a dollar for every time I get pissed off when the NFL blacks out a game during this economic down turn when millions of people are out of jobs. (Give me a break.  Not as many people can afford to buy tickets because they don't have jobs.  Blacking out games is not going to get the jobless to buy your tickets.  I know, I know, the corporations can.)
  • I wish I had a dollar for every time I was reminded of a 70s porn star after glancing at Chris Thurman's small pic at the bottom of the masthead. (Just a joke, Chris.  Don't fire me.  Chris?...Chris!...how come I don't have access to post anymore?  Chhhhhrrrrrrriiiiiiiiissssss.......

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Click On "Bewsaf Past Posts" for more past articles

*Bewsaf Is Moving On UP (humor & thanks) *Once Upon A Time - A Turn Around

*More Reports Saying Brown to Raiders Deal is Done (Satire)

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This is a FanPost and does not necessarily reflect the views of Arrowhead Pride's writers or editors. It does reflect the views of this particular fan though, which is as important as the views of Arrowhead Pride writers or editors.

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