Here in Chiefs Nation we sometimes see and hear a lot of the same things over and over again. Sometimes the culprit is a player, sometimes a fan, sometimes its just something that gets on that last nerve.
Sometimes I wish I had a dollar for every time I heard someone say or do something that happened all the time.
I bet some of you have something you wish you had a dollar for every time you heard or saw something.
I wish I had a dollar for every time someone posted that Matt Cassel was not a franchise QB. Give it a rest. Lets at least get through half the 2010 season before we go on the attack posts again, please.
- I wish I had a dollar for every time Jason Whitlock was full of shit. (I'd be rich)
- I wish I had a dollar for every time Todd Haley said some player "gets it". (Todd...WE get it, ok.)
- I wish I had a dollar for every time Matt Cassel overthrew his receiver. (Hey Matt, the long pass is just like the medium pass...just with a little more steam.)
- I wish I had a dollar for every time this preseason a Chiefs fan told me the Chiefs would go 12-4. (I love the enthusiasm...but 12-4? I know...I know...I wish I had a dollar for every fan that pointed out our schedule in 2010)
- I wish I had a dollar for every time someone posted Matt Cassel's only year with the Patriots as a starter as evidence that he is a franchise QB. (What have you done for me lately?)
- I wish I had a dollar for every time Todd Haley wouldn't talk about an injured player. (Todd, if you close your eyes...that doesn't mean
youryou're invisible)
- I wish I had a dollar for every time I had to wipe the sweat from my brow during the Chiefs family fun day in St. Joseph, MO. (100F...just saying)
- I wish I had a dollar for every time a fan comments that the Chiefs suck. (Its getting better. Wake up)
- I wish I had a dollar for every time Joel puts up some kind of post or fanshot. (Dude, do you have a life? Thanks for all the work though :-) Pic Source
- I wish I had a dollar for every time a Chiefs receiver dropped the ball. (Catch the f*^#^ ball, you're a pro)
- I wish I had a dollar for every time the opponent's offense runs the ball to our defensive left in 2010. (Gonna be a long year over there)
- I wish I had a dollar for every time Nick Wright (on What's Wright With Nick Wright) was actually wrong. (that's a joke Nick. Don't let it go to your head)
- I wish I had a dollar for every time D. Johnson missed an assignment. (Consistency man, consistency)
- I wish I had a dollar for every time a Chiefs fan bashes former #27 (Naaaa. Keep doing that one)
- I wish I had a dollar for every time Eric Berry lays someone out this year. (Defensive rookie of the year, baby)
- I wish I had a dollar for every time the Chiefs actually uttered the Bewsaf name. (I'd be broke as hell)
- I wish I had a dollar for every time someone used the term "right 53". (Give it a break. Talk about over using a phrase)
- I wish I had a dollar for every time our center gets driven. (I know, those NT are 325lb mack trucks)
- I wish I had a dollar for every one of these lame posts I thought was funny but no one read. (Bewsaf, actually glimpsing a piece of reality...starts to emerge from his delusional state...but quickly shakes it off.)
- I wish I had a dollar for every time Haley gives some player the "I'm going to cut you" look. (Dude knows he screwed up when he gets that look)
- I wish I had a dollar for every time the media whines about not having enough access to the Chiefs. (I got an interview with Brian Waters, didn't I?)
- I wish I had a dollar for every time I get pissed off when the NFL blacks out a game during this economic down turn when millions of people are out of jobs. (Give me a break. Not as many people can afford to buy tickets because they don't have jobs. Blacking out games is not going to get the jobless to buy your tickets. I know, I know, the corporations can.)
- I wish I had a dollar for every time I was reminded of a 70s porn star after glancing at Chris Thurman's small pic at the bottom of the masthead. (Just a joke, Chris. Don't fire me. Chris?...Chris!...how come I don't have access to post anymore? Chhhhhrrrrrrriiiiiiiiissssss.......
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