I Wish I Had A Dollar (Bewsaf Uncaged)
by Bewsaf on Sep 1, 2010 9:27 AM CDT
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Here in Chiefs Nation we sometimes see and hear a lot of the same things over and over again. Sometimes the culprit is a player, sometimes a fan, sometimes its just something that gets on that last nerve.
Sometimes I wish I had a dollar for every time I heard someone say or do something that happened all the time.
I bet some of you have something you wish you had a dollar for every time you heard or saw something.
I wish I had a dollar for every time someone posted that Matt Cassel was not a franchise QB. Give it a rest. Lets at least get through half the 2010 season before we go on the attack posts again, please.
- I wish I had a dollar for every time Jason Whitlock was full of shit. (I'd be rich)
- I wish I had a dollar for every time Todd Haley said some player "gets it". (Todd...WE get it, ok.)
- I wish I had a dollar for every time Matt Cassel overthrew his receiver. (Hey Matt, the long pass is just like the medium pass...just with a little more steam.)
- I wish I had a dollar for every time this preseason a Chiefs fan told me the Chiefs would go 12-4. (I love the enthusiasm...but 12-4? I know...I know...I wish I had a dollar for every fan that pointed out our schedule in 2010)
- I wish I had a dollar for every time someone posted Matt Cassel's only year with the Patriots as a starter as evidence that he is a franchise QB. (What have you done for me lately?)
- I wish I had a dollar for every time Todd Haley wouldn't talk about an injured player. (Todd, if you close your eyes...that doesn't mean
youryou're invisible) - I wish I had a dollar for every time I had to wipe the sweat from my brow during the Chiefs family fun day in St. Joseph, MO. (100F...just saying)
- I wish I had a dollar for every time a fan comments that the Chiefs suck. (Its getting better. Wake up)
- I wish I had a dollar for every time Joel puts up some kind of post or fanshot. (Dude, do you have a life? Thanks for all the work though :-) Pic Source
- I wish I had a dollar for every time a Chiefs receiver dropped the ball. (Catch the f*^#^ ball, you're a pro)
- I wish I had a dollar for every time the opponent's offense runs the ball to our defensive left in 2010. (Gonna be a long year over there)
- I wish I had a dollar for every time Nick Wright (on What's Wright With Nick Wright) was actually wrong. (that's a joke Nick. Don't let it go to your head)
- I wish I had a dollar for every time D. Johnson missed an assignment. (Consistency man, consistency)
- I wish I had a dollar for every time a Chiefs fan bashes former #27 (Naaaa. Keep doing that one)
- I wish I had a dollar for every time Eric Berry lays someone out this year. (Defensive rookie of the year, baby)
- I wish I had a dollar for every time the Chiefs actually uttered the Bewsaf name. (I'd be broke as hell)
- I wish I had a dollar for every time someone used the term "right 53". (Give it a break. Talk about over using a phrase)
- I wish I had a dollar for every time our center gets driven. (I know, those NT are 325lb mack trucks)
- I wish I had a dollar for every one of these lame posts I thought was funny but no one read. (Bewsaf, actually glimpsing a piece of reality...starts to emerge from his delusional state...but quickly shakes it off.)
- I wish I had a dollar for every time Haley gives some player the "I'm going to cut you" look. (Dude knows he screwed up when he gets that look)
- I wish I had a dollar for every time the media whines about not having enough access to the Chiefs. (I got an interview with Brian Waters, didn't I?)
- I wish I had a dollar for every time I get pissed off when the NFL blacks out a game during this economic down turn when millions of people are out of jobs. (Give me a break. Not as many people can afford to buy tickets because they don't have jobs. Blacking out games is not going to get the jobless to buy your tickets. I know, I know, the corporations can.)
- I wish I had a dollar for every time I was reminded of a 70s porn star after glancing at Chris Thurman's small pic at the bottom of the masthead. (Just a joke, Chris. Don't fire me. Chris?...Chris!...how come I don't have access to post anymore? Chhhhhrrrrrrriiiiiiiiissssss.......
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I wish I had a dollar for everytime Gruden says "I love" that guy
or “I love that pick” or “I love” what the Packers are doing on defense.
Over/under for Gruden’s love on MNF = 1,000
seriously!
he has picked every team so far to be number one in their division, every player to have a breakout year, every rookie to be the ROTY, every coach as the greatest thing in the NFL, yadda yadda yadda
The picture is a Chiefs pumpkin, yeah that is right a Chiefs pumpkin.
THIS GUY
has a motor that just won’t stop.
by Ozarks on Sep 1, 2010 9:55 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I wonder if he's like that all the time?
“Honey, I LOVE this pot roast. I really think your pot rost is at a whole other level this year.”
“Hey man, I LOVE how you get the coffee for us each morning. Some people aren’t into those kind of things but I can tell you just eat, sleep, and drink getting coffee for people. Outstanding.”
“Mike Tirico, I LOVE working with that guy. I really think this is his year to win an Emmy.”
"There is no charge for awesomeness" - Kung Fu Panda
I have a crush on Gruden...
I think I’ve said that before.
by HeatherChiefsLvr on Sep 1, 2010 3:05 PM CDT up reply actions
I wish I had a dollar
For every time someone said that we “just need to give DJ a little more time, he’s about to bust out. This new coach/system will bring out the best in him!”
It’s been five years. That’s a LOT of dollars.
Nice post Bewsaf. Rec’d.
I love my wife, my kids, and the Chiefs. In that order. Except on game days.
rec'd and excellent ... on that note, I wish I had a dollar for every time someone forgets grammer and things the word "your" means "you're"
(Todd, if you close your eyes…that doesn’t mean your invisible)
(Bews, you know I just HAD to, but seriously, if your wishes DO come true I could use a few bucks)
"I shall conquer untruth by truth" - Mahatma Gandhi
"It's always easier to sell 'em some shit than it is to give 'em the truth" - Shel Silverstein, The Perfect High
Come back, Jason!
hi, Mo! 5 minutes!!!
by upamtn on Sep 1, 2010 10:00 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
hey, I was good on 1 out of 3 ...
… and that’s worth MILLIONS in baseball
(good that we can all laugh at ourselves … it gets old laughing at others all the time)
"I shall conquer untruth by truth" - Mahatma Gandhi
"It's always easier to sell 'em some shit than it is to give 'em the truth" - Shel Silverstein, The Perfect High
Come back, Jason!
hi, Mo! 5 minutes!!!
I wish I had a Dollar for every typo I have commited in the comments
I could damn well make Myself a Millionaire
Ninja Ass
you don't want that, Steve, it would put you in a higher tax bracket ...
… to be honest, I’ve always wanted taxes high enough to be WORTH complaining about
"I shall conquer untruth by truth" - Mahatma Gandhi
"It's always easier to sell 'em some shit than it is to give 'em the truth" - Shel Silverstein, The Perfect High
Come back, Jason!
hi, Mo! 5 minutes!!!
in that case, "grammer" should be grammar...just sayin' =)
The only players I hurt with my words are the ones who have an inflated opinion of their ability. I can't worry about that.
Bill Parcells
Knowledge is confidence. And confidence lets you play fast.
Bill Parcells
I know, I know ... I had one typo and one misspell
but I damn sure know the difference between “your” and “you’re”
I do come in handy for SOME things
"I shall conquer untruth by truth" - Mahatma Gandhi
"It's always easier to sell 'em some shit than it is to give 'em the truth" - Shel Silverstein, The Perfect High
Come back, Jason!
hi, Mo! 5 minutes!!!
I wish I had a dollar everytime HIV said "Casshole"
I’d have $42.
by craig in calgary on Sep 1, 2010 10:10 AM CDT reply actions 6 recs
just today?
this hour? okay this minute right?
The picture is a Chiefs pumpkin, yeah that is right a Chiefs pumpkin.
Get yourself a forty bag
Politics aside, Obama would of better been served, buying 5 "new" football teams.
Hahahaha. Nice.
"Reach for new elevation; and see just how high we can go. Full blown determination; will take us further than we know. My own anticipation; keeps the fire from burning out, It's time for domination... no one can ever take us down" - Pillar - "For the Love of the Game"
by Red N Gold Beast on Sep 1, 2010 10:54 AM CDT up reply actions
if I had a dollar
for how many times that effing song is played on the effing radio and I change the effing channel…..I’D be a billonaire. (ughhhh hate that song)
by HeatherChiefsLvr on Sep 1, 2010 3:08 PM CDT up reply actions
I wish I had a dollar for every time some one says how great Berry is/will be
I know how to market that shit :)
"Reach for new elevation; and see just how high we can go. Full blown determination; will take us further than we know. My own anticipation; keeps the fire from burning out, It's time for domination... no one can ever take us down" - Pillar - "For the Love of the Game"
by Red N Gold Beast on Sep 1, 2010 11:16 AM CDT reply actions
I'd like a dollar for every time Haley says:
“if he/we can just get a little bit better every day.”
"There is no charge for awesomeness" - Kung Fu Panda
by KCporkchop on Sep 1, 2010 11:22 AM CDT reply actions 2 recs
Glad someone named that one. And similarly - "The Process"
If you listen closely, you can almost almost hear the capitalized reverence when Haley or Pioli speak aloud the term.
I think the Mothership should just admit the obvious and automatically capitalize The Process in all of its transcripts.
Glad someone named that one. And similarly - "The Process"
If you listen closely, you can almost almost hear the capitalized reverence when Haley or Pioli speak aloud the term.
I think the Mothership should just admit the obvious and automatically capitalize The Process in all of its transcripts.
I wish I had a dollar...
for every time I agree with you. Maybe it wouldn’t bother me so much.
I wish I had a dollar every time Jamarcus ate a cheeseburger
then I could retire
To make a bad day worse, spend it wishing for the impossible.
I've had the same dream every night this week. I think it means that the spring season flopped and my subconscious has gone into reruns.
I wish I had a dollar everytime I ate a burger...
then I’d get a $1 off burgers
Politics aside, Obama would of better been served, buying 5 "new" football teams.
And if you were getting them at McDonald's...
They’d be free.
Of course, you’d weigh a metric ton after a month or so, but c’mon! Free burgers!
I love my wife, my kids, and the Chiefs. In that order. Except on game days.
I wish I had a dollar...
for every time someone claims that Dorsey is not a 3-4 player…
2010 Chiefs are on the rise. This is the most excited I've been since 'Nam...
I wish I had a dollar...
for everytime someone backs up there point with “well if your so smart and know everything why aren’t you the GM or head coach” Or " Stop bashing a player that not performing, if your so good why don’t you play for an NFL Team"
I can’t stand that weak way out of a debate!!!!!!!!!!!!
Offical member of the Eric Berry Fan Club
I wish I had a dollar for every extra minute I had to wait for Bewsaf's weekly OL report...
Tick-tock :)
"Reach for new elevation; and see just how high we can go. Full blown determination; will take us further than we know. My own anticipation; keeps the fire from burning out, It's time for domination... no one can ever take us down" - Pillar - "For the Love of the Game"
by Red N Gold Beast on Sep 1, 2010 5:20 PM CDT reply actions
i wish i had a dollar for every time someone said
“in pioli we trust” or “tyson jackson is a bust”
The only players I hurt with my words are the ones who have an inflated opinion of their ability. I can't worry about that.
Bill Parcells
Knowledge is confidence. And confidence lets you play fast.
Bill Parcells
Damn, Bewsaf is rich by golly!
I woulda settled for a dime!
Winning begins with Attitude - Haley and Pioli will be winners in KC!
I'll forever be a Chiefs fan! Only God himself could take that away from me, but when I get to my great reward, I'll rejoin two bigger fans, my Mom and Dad.
I wish
Jim Rome would give me a dollar every time he mentions the Chron when reffering to Ricky Williams.
I Jim Rome would just never say "Chron" again
*When we blitz, have the LB's do a KC Strip. Do this in remembrance of DT.
**And the home....of the....CHIEFS!
***"I just blue myself." -Tobias Funke
I wish*
*When we blitz, have the LB's do a KC Strip. Do this in remembrance of DT.
**And the home....of the....CHIEFS!
***"I just blue myself." -Tobias Funke
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