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Hot on the heels of the great news that Bewsaf is going to be a main page contributor, I bring you some supremely bad news:

KaloPhoenix has also joined the ranks of contributor!

No one is exactly sure why Chris and Joel had a momentary lapse in judgement, but it's true, I'll now be included in the masthead and will be posting to the front page.

Unlike Bewsaf, there was no negotiations on my part.  While walking out my front door this morning, I noticed a giant truck driving away, and a pile of 2,000 beer gloves on my lawn.  This was not a problem, as some of you know, I'm a bit of a beer aficionado, and I'll find a use for them.  However, after tabulating my current beer situation, I found I'm approximately 1,623 beers short.  This is where you come in.

Rather than giving my posts the 'ol Rec, if you could just send up to a 6 pack of pre-approved beer (contact KP for details), I'll consider that a "thanks".

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In all seriousness, I thank the community for helping me out and making my posts what they are.  Without your comments/criticisms, I wouldn't be putting as much effort into the posts as I do.  This place truly kicks ass, and I'm glad to be just another guy who gets to ramble semi-coherently for hours and get praise for it.

So once again, thanks guys, and if you need a beer glove, I can probably spare a couple. =)

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