Bewsaf Is Moving On UP (humor & thanks)
by Bewsaf on Aug 25, 2010 7:11 AM CDT
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TO THE BIG TIME, BABY!
If you haven't heard, Joel and Chris Thorman have extended an invitation to Bewsaf offering him a "contributors spot" on Arrowhead Pride. So I packed up my stuff, grabbed my honey, and moved to the deluxe apartment in the sky.
I'd like to thank all the little people (like my mom and dad) who have toiled to help me succeed all these years and now will be left behind so I can live it large.
I promise that I will not let all this go to my head and remember to give back to those who have supported my posts during this past year.
Well, maybe I'll give back after I get me some bling.
To celebrate my honey and I went out last night and bought me some new threads, some bling, and a nice walking stick. My posse says that if I am going to be a celebrity I need to walk the walk (so I'm working on that).
Reflecting back, I think it was the great interview with Brian Waters that put me over the top. Thanks Brian (I can talk to you now, right?)
Brian and I bonded that day. He probably put in a good word for me.
I am probably going to have a lot of these hanging around me all the time. Well, maybe not these (these are all I could find). You know..the real ones. The groupies.
They hang all over you and rub on you. But I'm not going to change. I'll remember my friends, my broth...er...uh...I'm going to have lots of groupies aren't I?
Now, since I'm big time I will probably be smoozing with the big boys. If I ever need to write a letter to Mr. Hunt again I'll just give it to him when I go over to his house to have a drink. Maybe he'll still have that dead hamster. Pick Source
Oh, and Whitlock and his 2.1 million can bite me. I'm going to pull down the fricken money tree, baby.
I'm going to munch me some fried food (with my groupies) till I can't do my job and then bail on them for greener pastures. Yea baby!
Wait a second....that's the phone...
Bewsaf: Hello?
Bewsaf: Hey Joel. Hows my man. We down with this new thing...(Pause)...you know the writing...(pause)...yea, yea, you get it man...cool.
Bewsaf: What?
Bewsaf: (whispering in a lower, worried voice) hey, I don't know if I can return all this stuff I got, man. How much do I make?
Bewsaf: Is that number you just gave me in front of the decimal or behind it? Behind it!
Bewsaf: Yea, that's cool man. No...No...I didn't think anything other than that. No, I,m ok. It's just those loan sharks man. Yea, I'll be ok. (Bewsaf hangs up)
Well, I am still the new "contributor" on AP. And in all seriousness I would like to say "thank you" to all the great people that have said many nice words about my posts and encouraged me to keep writing.
I love the people at AP and where else can you have fun with Waters, dig on Whitlock, and write frustration letters to Mr. Hunt.
This place rocks.
Sometime this week I will update my Bewsaf bio to let you know a little bit more about the writer behind the Bewsaf name.
p.s. Oh, I found an old Chiefs Application for Employment if you would like to apply for Todd Haley's team. Enjoy.
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Congrats Bewsaf!
you do an excellent job with your work and I’m happy for you.
The picture is a Chiefs pumpkin, yeah that is right a Chiefs pumpkin.
Ive always wondered what your avatar pic was.
The picture is a Chiefs pumpkin, yeah that is right a Chiefs pumpkin.
It's good to see great work rewarded
Congrats Bewsaf.
You know, if they’re still penny-pinching you, remind them that it was your posts that brought me here (this will obviously move them deeply, since I’m kind of a big deal). Use that leverage to threaten a holdout.
After all, I heard that a contributor at Silver and Black Pride just signed a record deal. Are you really going to take being paid less when you’re the best? What would Revis say?
Seriously, though, good for you brother. Keep up the great work, you’re truly the man!
I love my wife, my kids, and the Chiefs. In that order. Except on game days.
Congrats, a well deserved move
The fact that you can drop knowledge like you do on your o-line pieces and then turn around and do a great humor piece is a tribute to your skills (you can pay me later).
You’re the man Bewsaf!
"There is no charge for awesomeness" - Kung Fu Panda
Well done Bewsaf
Contributions like yours are the mains reasons I spend so much time at AP.
instead of, you know, doing my job. Or spending time with my wife. Or remembering to bathe and take care of other hygiene related issues. Or pay my bills. Or remember to eat.
I’ll probably lose my job and end up divorced, living in a cardboard box on the banks of the Cumberland River and die a lonely, lonely man wearing a wig and doing my best poledance routine for the homeless guys under the bridge so they’ll spare some box wine and meth to keep me going.
Thanks a lot, jerk. Homewrecker. I hope you’re satisfied.
Chiefs - back in the playoffs in 2011.
by TRSChief on Aug 25, 2010 8:05 AM CDT reply actions 3 recs
What ever you do...
keep coming to AP. You neeeeeeed it. Who needs those other things.
Bewsaf@comcast.net
by Bewsaf on Aug 25, 2010 8:21 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
You got some extra room in the Box?
Reads like my life!
Ninja Ass
by Steve_Chiefs on Aug 25, 2010 5:50 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Glad to have you Bewsaf
I think this speaks to my talents as a GM. Hey, I saw talent, and went out and got it.
:) Keep up the great work, Bewsaf.
by Joel Thorman on Aug 25, 2010 8:41 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Carl Peterson; Scott Pioli.
Joel Thorman?
Can we be the AFC West Champions in 2010. You better believe it
The Chiefs offence will EXPLODE in 2010
by trentchiefsfan on Aug 25, 2010 8:52 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Joel translation
I think this speaks to my talents as a GM. Hey, I saw talent, and went out and got it.
Translation: I’m the boss so don’t forget it.
:) Keep up the great work, Bewsaf.
Translation: Now get back to the film room and write some of those post that really got you this gig.
Bewsaf@comcast.net
by Bewsaf on Aug 25, 2010 9:04 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
Well, the site isn't "Necessarily" better when Bewsaf contributes
As opposed to Chris or Joel.
cue angry mob #1 “OMG, Bewsaf invented water and saved Jesus from the Nazis! Put everything he posts or doodles on a post-it note on the front page now!”
*cue angry mob #2" “DUDE WTF!?! Bewsaf can contribute on the front page or in the regular fan posts area. Chances are he’ll get plenty of contributions either way. Stop freaking out!”
(full scale AP civil war breaks out)
Thanks a lot Bewsaf. That’s even more lives you’ve ruined today!
Chiefs - back in the playoffs in 2011.
by TRSChief on Aug 25, 2010 9:12 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
Changing the world
one shattered life after another.
Bewsaf@comcast.net
by Bewsaf on Aug 25, 2010 9:22 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Well when I saw Chris was upping the Rec'd posts from 15.....
Steve Wept.
Ninja Ass
by Steve_Chiefs on Aug 25, 2010 5:53 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I love the humor that you bring... and the seriousness that you bring to breaking down our line.
I hope that AP locked you up on a long extension…
Go Chiefs!!!!
by ravenhawk on Aug 25, 2010 8:56 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
I didn't get much...
guaranteed money, but I can renegotiate after a year. The t-shirt is a nice perk.
Bewsaf@comcast.net
Well keep up the good work...
Maybe after a year you will take over Chris’ job since he left us for Washington.
Go Chiefs!!!!
I'm planning a hostile take over in February
Pass it on.
Bewsaf@comcast.net
by Bewsaf on Aug 25, 2010 9:59 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Congrats Bewsaf
You certainly have come a long way! If you would have told me the author of this disturbing piece would have become a front page contributor, I would have said “Mang, you craaaazy”. I read all your posts and they (for the most part) all are excellent. I also like how you have to specify your humourous posts, like we’d confuse an Oline analysis with a post staring George and Wheezy.
Don't get Jose Bautista Mad. You wouldn't like him when he is mad.
by craig in calgary on Aug 25, 2010 8:57 AM CDT reply actions
Dude, wheezy is a road grader when asked to pull or when getting to the second level
Don’t underestimate the Good Times to be had by her blocking skills.
Chiefs - back in the playoffs in 2011.
by TRSChief on Aug 25, 2010 9:00 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Wheezy is probably the best RT we have on our roster.
Unfortunatly RT isn’t her natural position as she played mostly RG in college
Don't get Jose Bautista Mad. You wouldn't like him when he is mad.
by craig in calgary on Aug 25, 2010 9:05 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm hoping she can be the swing tackle
George would probably get jealous though.
Chiefs - back in the playoffs in 2011.
Isn't the Swing Tackle a different program?
“Different Strokes”
Ninja Ass
by Steve_Chiefs on Aug 25, 2010 5:56 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
First step to fame, Bewsaf
The skeletons.
by Joel Thorman on Aug 25, 2010 9:10 AM CDT up reply actions
Oh. My. God
Bewsaf, I just read that and… Wow.
That was the most disturbing and funny thing I’ve read in a while.
I love my wife, my kids, and the Chiefs. In that order. Except on game days.
by MNchiefsfan on Aug 25, 2010 9:18 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Craig
is never going to let anyone forget that one.
Funny…that is what a lot of other people said. The disturbing part.
Bewsaf@comcast.net
It really puts in image in my mind...
And now I need to go shower. Twice. And scrub myself with an aluminum pad. Using bleach as my shampoo and pure rubbing alcohol as my soap.
And even then, I think I’ll still feel a little bit violated.
I love my wife, my kids, and the Chiefs. In that order. Except on game days.
After I wrote that...
there was a shortage on cleaning supplies at the local stores all around Chiefs Nation.
And an increase in therapy sessions.
Bewsaf@comcast.net
by Bewsaf on Aug 25, 2010 9:40 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Dammit Craig!
I was going to bring that up and you beat me to it! One of the best lines on AP on that post:
Someone get this off of here….this is AP not some Gay Single Site.
and then the humor that ensues from there.
Seriously though, great job Bewsaf. It’s been a pretty big leap from that. Keep up the good work!
by TheScootness on Aug 25, 2010 12:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Congrats Bewsaf!!!
That’s amazing news! Now, don’t drop the f’ing ball!!!!
by HeatherChiefsLvr on Aug 25, 2010 9:16 AM CDT reply actions
Bewsaf
I like the way you work it . Big pimping ; with all the trimming . Humor is the best medicine .
by 65tosspowertrap on Aug 25, 2010 9:18 AM CDT reply actions
Bewsaf
That maybe true ; however Bewsaf gets to keep the experience & the memory .
by 65tosspowertrap on Aug 25, 2010 9:23 AM CDT up reply actions
And the bling
if I can elude the law long enough.
Bewsaf@comcast.net
by Bewsaf on Aug 25, 2010 9:25 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes; after that, who cares?! He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!
by SuperTurtle on Aug 25, 2010 9:24 AM CDT reply actions 2 recs
Ha just joking. Good job
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes; after that, who cares?! He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!
Congrats Bewsaf
I love your posts and look forward to seeing them every week. I enjoy the intricate football analysis as well as your humor. Thanks for all of the hard work!
Thanks Chief
I actually like the film breakdown. So I’ll have some more for you guys after this next game.
Bewsaf@comcast.net
On a side note...
It’s about time you got this kind of “official” recognition, Bewsaf. You’ve built up quite a rep on here.
I think I’ve put your name in two of my posts (including my most recent), and I know I’ve seen you mentioned in at least a half dozen others.
I love my wife, my kids, and the Chiefs. In that order. Except on game days.
Public pressure
Bewsaf is angling for a new deal.
by Joel Thorman on Aug 25, 2010 9:46 AM CDT up reply actions
There may or may not have been money exchanged before I wrote that last post...
I love my wife, my kids, and the Chiefs. In that order. Except on game days.
by MNchiefsfan on Aug 25, 2010 10:08 AM CDT up reply actions
(Bewsaf stands up straight, hands behind back, and gestures to MN to take something from his hand)
Bewsaf@comcast.net
by Bewsaf on Aug 25, 2010 10:23 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Good stuff :)
I love my wife, my kids, and the Chiefs. In that order. Except on game days.
by MNchiefsfan on Aug 25, 2010 10:33 AM CDT up reply actions
I have been waiting for this
the reports on the O-line are top-notch. Keep up the great work.
Just a couple of things..............
I think it should read moving on AP rather than UP.
Also, most people have not caught onto the fact that Bewsaf spelled backwards is Fasweb. Coincidence or CIA?
Just kidding…………congratulations. Looking forward to reading more good stuff.
"The Hammer"
very astute on the Bewsaf backwards
now you must die.
Good idea on the AP over UP.
And thanks
Bewsaf@comcast.net
I must agree...
your interview with Brian Waters is what put you over the top and separated you from the rest of the pack.
Congratulations… but I think you’re really Scott Pioli….you seem to be in pretty tight with the players and have a lot of inside information. Better watch out and don’t leak too much because I’m really Clark Hunt.
Brodie's better than Cassel
I know
I might be singing to the Choir
(boy)but thanks for the congrats.
You know…if you rearrange the letters in Scott Pioli and add a B, e, w, a, and f…you get….
Bewsaf is to Pioli ct
Bewsaf@comcast.net
by Bewsaf on Aug 25, 2010 10:30 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Congrats, Bewsaf!
Now if you’d kindly set the bar a bit lower, I’d appreciate it.
"I don't know if I want to go to New York. They'll have to pay me a lot more money because I like it here in Kansas City." -- Roger Maris
by KaloPhoenix on Aug 25, 2010 10:36 AM CDT reply actions 2 recs
Yeah, that's where I got it.
Did you have trouble?
"I don't know if I want to go to New York. They'll have to pay me a lot more money because I like it here in Kansas City." -- Roger Maris
by KaloPhoenix on Aug 25, 2010 10:45 AM CDT up reply actions
I haven't tried it yet
I just went DVR this time.
Have any problems setting it up?
Bewsaf@comcast.net
Nope. Pretty smooth, too.
I like the tactile control I have with VLC Media Player instead of relying on my DVR’s sketchy FFWD/RWD buttons.
"I don't know if I want to go to New York. They'll have to pay me a lot more money because I like it here in Kansas City." -- Roger Maris
by KaloPhoenix on Aug 25, 2010 11:06 AM CDT up reply actions
Gold star
for you. I especially like your last o-line post, mostly because sometimes the game breakdowns get a little too complicated for this little lady to understand. So anything that makes sense to me & I learn something from make me happy. Sometimes its hard to be just a pretty face :) But congrats to you, & thank you for also making me laugh.
"My dad taught me all about the four seasons: Pre-season, regular season, post-season, & off-season"
oh no ... ok, yanno, I was worried this might happen someday ...
guy tosses up one or two half-decent posts, actually manages to write a cohesive paragraph, maybe even a full sentence that makes sense – and does so without making 5 typos in the process – and the next thing you know somone (yeah, Joel, I’m talking to you!) thinks he’s got CLASS and INTELLECT and STYLE and is WORTHY of becoming a “contributor”
well, lemme tell you something “MISTER” Bewsaf … I’m gonna say ONE TIME and ONEW TIME ONLY …
it couldn’t happen to a more deserving person, Bews … you rock, congrats!
now gimme back my groupies!
"I shall conquer untruth by truth" - Mahatma Gandhi
"It's always easier to sell 'em some shit than it is to give 'em the truth" - Shel Silverstein, The Perfect High
Come back, Jason!
hi, Mo! 5 minutes!!!
by upamtn on Aug 25, 2010 5:04 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Thanks upamtn
I appreciate all the times you have commented on my posts. At least then I know at least one person read it.
I am not sure I made it to the 5 typo minimum though.
Bewsaf@comcast.net
I can only hope...
Your posts become irrelevant, and we all stop reading by week 3. Until that day comes, keep up the good work, and congrats!
F******** It
I am sulking now :)
or is it a Sulky
Ninja Ass
by Steve_Chiefs on Aug 25, 2010 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Nice work Bewsaf
Now, watch out because you will no longer be able to write about what you WANT to write about. Chris and Joel will TELL you what you need to write about. (Don’t tell Joel that I told you, he doesn’t think anyone besides Jason Whitlock knows that there is no longer any free press ;>).
Excellent work man. Isn’t it nice to be rec-ognized?
"You gonna pull them pistols...or whistle Dixie?"
Great stuff
congrats. Glad to see it. Now your posts can go straight to the front page without delay.
Full circle
Joel blogs on the job.
Gets full-time blogging job.
Recruits excellent contributors.
Begins sneaking in some work when he should be blogging.
Congrats, Bewsaf. Smart move on the part of AP.
Stats and one-liners both
Funny statisticians/analysts are rare. Good to have you here. And, you’re welcome.
Bresaf ( Humor )
I talked it over with The 3rd Herd Armor Division ( couldnot be prouder of you ) ; after they get back from makeing groceries ( we gone to pitch a wing dang doodle .) Wholly molly . We are moveing on up .
by 65tosspowertrap on Aug 25, 2010 9:34 PM CDT reply actions
Is that like the Kansas Coast Guard :)
Sweet!
Ninja Ass
by Steve_Chiefs on Aug 25, 2010 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions
It is such a beautiful disease ! It started off as an illusion ! Fort Hood ; Fort Bliss & points beyond ! Comeing to a City near {{ You }} Tonight the Eagles getting some home coooking ! Geaux Chiefs ! I got my game on ! Time to shine !
by 65tosspowertrap on Aug 27, 2010 4:22 PM CDT up reply actions
by Steve_Chiefs
Just like in unison { This time will be better than Aug.23,2010 .} Communication is the key a coordinated effort .Don’t forget the Mississippi River patrol .
by 65tosspowertrap on Aug 27, 2010 4:31 PM CDT up reply actions
So does this mean in a few months some other Chiefs blog will come steal him from us?
Freaking poachers…
"Reach for new elevation; and see just how high we can go. Full blown determination; will take us further than we know. My own anticipation; keeps the fire from burning out, It's time for domination... no one can ever take us down" - Pillar - "For the Love of the Game"
by Red N Gold Beast on Aug 26, 2010 6:44 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Joel learned his lesson
lock em up :)
Ninja Ass
by Steve_Chiefs on Aug 26, 2010 6:57 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
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