Well... I'm not a millionaire.  Some lucky a-hole in Ohio robbed me of my 260 million dollar powerball jackpot dream.  It looks like I don't get to retire at the ripe age of 26... yet.  Oh well.  It's always fun to ponder over what you can do with a couple hundred mil.  After the essentials (you know... car, house, providing for my family(ies), giving to charity, etc.) I eventually got to thinking about the Chiefs and the outrageously fun stuff I could do as a die hard fan if I had a couple million to blow on what is already one of my favorite hobbies...  Think of the possibilities.  Such as a van like the one in the movie Old School ... only instead of a black monster, mine would be decked out in Chiefs gear and colors.  With solid gold rims.  A true Red & Gold Beast... hah.  With a bad ass sound/theater system to blast the Chiefs pre-game show in Arrowhead's parking lot every home game. My little tailgaiting monster.

Oh, and the stuff you could do in the den of your new home.  A wet bar?  Of course... but it's decked out in Chiefs memorabilia.  With a red and gold marble counter top... 24 karat of course, lol.  Obviously this is all in jest and I'm really a pretty frugal guy.  Even with more money than I knew what to do with I'm not likely to splurge on gold rims and counter tops.  But come on AP... if you hit that jackpot last night, what would you do as an outrageous, financially irresponsible tribute to the Chiefs?