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The most amazing fanpost you've ever seen!

Yea so I lied, but who wouldn't? There's so many chiefs fans on this site that you can hardly get a word in edge wise. Not that that is a bad thing mind you. Now you're basically like why did I click on this jackasses fanpost, well A. it was because of the completely awesome name and B. because you wanna see the most amazing fanpost you've ever seen. It's all after the jump (yea just have always wanted to say that)

1) Yea so I decided to do this fanpost instead of watch Deliverance.

2) Because everyone likes numerically ordered stuff even if it's complete bullshit.

3) Ok so if anyone has actually made it this far congrats we are actually gonna start talking chiefs. It's like the Marines, complete mindfuck and then actually substance. (I'm not actually in the Marines just what I heard)

4) Alright so here we go... First talking point is Dwayne Bowe and if he doesn't produce within the first 6 games, then he'll be traded. Yea I'm talking Mr. I can find a way more retarded thing to tell ESPN than my "easy catch" catching ability.... And when I'm talking producing I'm talking at least 400 yds and 3 tds by then. If he doesn't have that then he's gone. So I actually LIKE Bowe and that's the problem. Do I think he has a mouth? Yes but what extremely talented receiver doesn't? (You can't include Marvin Harrison in his day because I'm sorry he ran like an oompa loompa and anyone ruled by Willy Wonka gets no vote)

5) So number 2) of my actually (somewhat) useful ideas... Todd Haley is going to turn out as one of the best coaches that kc has ever seen. Yea so maybe his assistants will make him look good, but this guy just seems to have this shit IMO. Do I think he'll bring us a Super Bowl? No, I don't. I think that we won't give him enough time. He'll turn us around and get us to the playoffs,(next year, sorry kool-aid drinkers... btw ur shit is good porkchop) but anyway but after 3 years of little to know playoff payoff we'll all get impatient. So why is he gonna be one of the best coaches you ask? Look at us. There's no denying what we've become. Not since Marv Levy have we seen anything even close to as bad as this shit... Fuck the Bills btw (even tho that's neither here nor there) they screwed the AFC over in the 90's and haven't done shit since. Ok so anyway.... I have ADD (I think) so bear with me... Todd is going to pull us out of this shitty hole chiefs have called home for the past 3 years. At first we'll be all happy and making out with, umm random animals and shit... but then it'll all grow thin and we'll b pissed at him for no championship ring and BOOM there he goes...

6) If you've lasted this long God bless you! I decided I'm going to watch Deliverance after all.

7) Btw I'm sure some of this is misspelled, because I suck at spelling, so I don't wanna hear any of the Doucher Spelling Police letting me know what I did wrong... alright so there ya go... not the most amazing fanpost ever, but entertaining right?

This is a FanPost and does not necessarily reflect the views of Arrowhead Pride's writers or editors. It does reflect the views of this particular fan though, which is as important as the views of Arrowhead Pride writers or editors.

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