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Top 10 Football Wives (NSFW)

Good Afternoon AP.

Well in the light of recent unfortunate stories about dirtbag football players (LT, Big Ben), I thought I'd write a post hilighting some of the more beautiful wives (and girlfriends) of NFLers who know how how to treat a woman properly. I'm not trying to get on a soapbox, I just want to post pictures of pretty ladies :)

So without Further adieu, I present you the Top 10 Football Wives through my eyes. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder so if you think my picks are wrong, or have your own, feel free to comment.

 

1. Kellie Croyle. Wife of Kansas City Chief, Brodie Croyle.

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Probably not technically the hottest wife, but I put her number one because of couse she is the only Chief wife on the list. Kellie has long beautiful brown hair, a gorgeous smile and is such a monster in bed, she is the reason Brodie is injury prone. I called Brodie this morning* to tell him Kelli was #1 and his feelings about it, and he told me "I'm not afraid of 350 lb linemen, they've got nothing on Kelli when she gets that look in her eye"

*Conversation didn't actually happen

2. Carmella Decesare - Wife of Free Agent QB, Jeff Garcia

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I know what you are thinking. WHAT?!? Jeff Garcia is married?!?! To a woman??!?! Not just any woman, arguably the hottest woman an the freaking planet. This will probably be the last Fanpost I ever do because I've spent the last 20 minutes googling pics on her from my work computer trying to find one with her clothes on and I'll probably be fired shortly. It was worth it. Seriously, Google her.

3. Christy Cooley - Wife of Washington Redskin, Chris Cooley

 

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By now I'm sure we've all heard Christy's story. She was a Washington Redskins Cheerleader then met star TE Chris Cooley and now the two are happily married. What I don't know is where that football is right now. Wherever it is, that is one happy football.

4. Giselle Bündchen - Wife of New England Patriot, Tom Brady


 

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I don't like Tom Brady, he is a dirt bag. He may be married to a beautiful woman and has a wonderful life, but what dirtbag leaves his ex-wife while she is pregnant with your first born Child? Plus Bridget Moynahan is gorgeous in her own right and would have probably made this list. Tiki Barber, you are also on my shitlist. If I know Tom, he will probably just upgrade Giselle when something better comes along, or maybe he will just marry his goat.

5. Jennifer Walcott- Wife of Free Agent Safety, Adam Archuleta


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I don't know much about Jennifer other than she is married to an overrated safety, she was a Playboy bunny and appears to be the worlds hottest conjoined twins

6. Kendra Wilkinson- Wife of Philadelphia Eagles WR, Hank Baskett

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Kendra is another one who would be higher on the list but she has a couple things going against her. 1) Obviously the fact that she is a Chargers fan tells me she is stupid. 2) Her ex boyfriend is older than Al Davis. Kendra as most red blooded males know was one of Hugh's 7 ex girlfriends and perennial playboy bunny.

7. Kim Kardashian - Girlfriend of New Orleans Saints RB, Reggie Bush.

 

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Cisqo, take it away:

 

She had dumps like a truck truck truck
Thighs like what what what
Baby move your butt butt butt
Uh I think to sing it again
She had dumps like a truck truck truck
Thighs like what what what
All night long
Let me see that thong

 

 

8. October Gonzalez - "Life partner" of Kansas City Chiefs Atlanta Falcons TE, Tony Gonzalez

 

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October and Tony never did get married, but they did partake in a "Commitment Ceremony", whatever the hell that is. October is ridiculously beautiful and would be top 2 or 3 but I blame her for Tony leaving Kansas City. SCREW YOU OCTOBER. OCTOBER IS THE WORST MONTH! I HATE YOUUUU!!!!!1

9. Heather Mitts- Wife of Rams QB, AJ Feeley

 

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On top of being incredibly beautiful, Heather is also a very gifted athlete of her own (I'd argue that she is more gifted than her husband). She is a two-time Olympic Gold medalist with the US Soccer team and currently plays for the Philadelphia Independence. Whoever they are.

10 - Tie- Brenda Warner and Deanna Favre.

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 What can I say, I'm a sucker for Cougars!

So that's all I got. What say you fellow Arrowhead Priders, who are your favourite wives/girlfriends?

This is a FanPost and does not necessarily reflect the views of Arrowhead Pride's writers or editors. It does reflect the views of this particular fan though, which is as important as the views of Arrowhead Pride writers or editors.

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