Peeing and Tailgating.

Piss. Jugs.

I use wide mouth 2 liter bottels trucker bombs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45rIRGX-ZJY

Step 1. Get yourself a small funnel (or in my case a big funnel)
Step 2. Put the funnel in your underwear and put the small end of it through the hole in the front.
Step 3. Attach a long, small diameter, hose to the funnel and tape to your leg and the end to your shoe.
Step 4. Put pants on.
Step 5. Consume large quantaties of booze until the seal is ready to burst.
Step 6. Turn to your buddy standing next to you at said game and pretend to carry on a conversation whilst moving your shoe to the edge of the step down between the seats. Let her rip.
Step 7. Try not to giggle as the guy sitting in the row in front of you gets accused of pissing on the ground.

1. a tent – because nobody wants to see your wanker
2. a 5 gallon bucket
3. a coin

Talk to a RN, LPN or CNA about a condom cath and a leg bag. good to go. By the way condom caths go around not in and have small, medium ,large and dklogue1 size.

Just open the car door and try not to splash the interior.

is starting to remind me of a famous (possibly apochryphal) story… how Winston Churchill saved the honor of the Allies at the meeting with Joseph Stalin and Franklin Roosevelt during World War II.

When asked by Roosevelt what the Russians needed in their fight against the Germans, Stalin said, “Our greatest need to keep the morale of our fighting men high is rubbers. We just don’t have any.” Roosevelt said, “Fine. We’ll send you five hundred thousand. What size?” Without blinking, Stalin said, “Sixteen inches long. Our standard size.”

When Roosevelt told Churchill about the conversation, Churchill suggested this: “Make ‘em up sixteen inches long and send them. But stamp each one – in English and Russian – ’Texas Medium.’”

Lets be known as the waste grounds of the N.F.L. that should boost our rateings. M.N.F. Home of the P Potty wars. K.C.s finest duel it out in the “Pork Pistol” awards. Show some class.