When flipping through the "Guinness World Records 2010: Gamer's Edition," one feat in particular jumps out at me. It's the mark for largest winning margin in "Madden NFL 09" for the Wii. According to the book, a former professional wrestler named Patrick Scott Patterson (who also holds over 370 additional video game records, including marks in "Super Mario Bros." and "Lode Runner"), beat the computer 192-0 on Pro difficulty playing 5 minute quarters (that's 48 points every 5 minutes!). Patrick was playing as the "Madden" juggernaut Cowboys and decided to take his frustrations out on the polygonal pushovers known as the Kansas City Chiefs.