Cowboys 192 - Chiefs 0 - Arrowhead Pride

Cowboys 192 - Chiefs 0

When flipping through the "Guinness World Records 2010: Gamer's Edition," one feat in particular jumps out at me. It's the mark for largest winning margin in "Madden NFL 09" for the Wii. According to the book, a former professional wrestler named Patrick Scott Patterson (who also holds over 370 additional video game records, including marks in "Super Mario Bros." and "Lode Runner"), beat the computer 192-0 on Pro difficulty playing 5 minute quarters (that's 48 points every 5 minutes!). Patrick was playing as the "Madden" juggernaut Cowboys and decided to take his frustrations out on the polygonal pushovers known as the Kansas City Chiefs.

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I'm sure I got more than 192 on Madden, but that was on Rookie.

I play as the Chiefs, put it on “Rookie” and play one of the Europe Teams. I had 2 plays: a) Go Route from Trent Green to Johnnie Morton for the TD and b) Onside kick. Repeat.

I’m sure it was over 300 points, but took forever to do. It was one of those annoying “feats” that when you started, you had to finish.

Happiness is a long walk with a putter in your hand.

by craig in calgary on May 13, 2010 2:46 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs

There was a madden game that would not let you go over 255 points.

Think it was Madden 2004 or 2005.

R.I.P. Derrick Thomas. The Chiefs and the World have never been the same since your untimely death.

by ChiefsFan90s on May 13, 2010 5:59 PM CDT up reply actions

Actually, lots of them

The most recent version I think I’ve played was 2008, and it had the limit as well. The same limit also applies to EA’s NCAA football games.

There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old's life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs.

by burntorangehorn on May 13, 2010 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions

tell Patrick Scott Patterson

it would have been more of a challenge to do it with the Chiefs! Ohh and tell him I dont like him at all.

Are we the team to beat in 2010? I sure think so! Go Chiefs.

by jrcnc on May 13, 2010 3:03 PM CDT reply actions

I once body slammed Patrick Scott Patterson

3, 687 times in a row in “Patrick Scott Patterson’s Generic Wrestling Game Beatdown” using The Undertaker. Then I gave him the Tombstone Pile Drive straight to hell, threw his 8 bit self into a casket, closed the lid and used a bulldozer to bury him alive.

Oh,wait. That never happened because he never was in a video game!

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by Patrick Allen on May 13, 2010 3:08 PM CDT reply actions 5 recs

Tombstone Pile Driver*

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by Patrick Allen on May 13, 2010 3:09 PM CDT up reply actions

HAHA nice

The 5th Dimension
#29 Eric Berry

by BAMFSpecialOps on May 13, 2010 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions

+1

by SayHeyWerd on May 13, 2010 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions

wow.

I really did lol out loud.
+1

by Bims on May 13, 2010 7:17 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions

somebody get this man a rec

Snap the fucking ball Brodie!
On September 13, 2010 I will finally get to share the Arrowhead Experience with my Wife. What better way that beating the hell out of the Dolts.

by jakethesnake27 on May 13, 2010 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions

done

Snap the fucking ball Brodie!
On September 13, 2010 I will finally get to share the Arrowhead Experience with my Wife. What better way that beating the hell out of the Dolts.

by jakethesnake27 on May 13, 2010 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions

In real life...

Cowboys had to have an extra quarter to beat us. Ouch!

Jamaal Charles...Enough said.

by Chiefsfan85 on May 13, 2010 3:49 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs

I want to see him beat on a chiefs team user controlled by Jay Cotton

Haley told the offense to run it again. When someone said the defense already knows the play he responded, "So what, make it work."

by Jay Cotton on May 13, 2010 3:52 PM CDT reply actions

Anybody else remember Lode Runner?

I've been rapping for about seveteen years okay? I don't write my stuff anymore I just kick it from my head you know what I'm sayin? I can do that. No disrespect but that's how I am.

by soybon on May 13, 2010 4:03 PM CDT reply actions

Who's that?

2/3 of the Earth is covered by water. The rest is covered by Eric Berry.
I guess now we KNOW how Pioli feels about safeties that high... hahahaha

by Red N Gold Beast on May 13, 2010 4:03 PM CDT up reply actions

yep, i still have it

and a few of the sequels. it had level editor and that was pretty sweet for back in the day (1984).

by bansky on May 13, 2010 4:14 PM CDT up reply actions

+1 - I loved that level editor!

*My opinions are subject to change.

by CMatthews on May 13, 2010 4:37 PM CDT up reply actions

This is just another reason

For the extremely large chip I have on my shoulder for when this team comes out on Monday Night Football. I’m tired of the Chiefs being made fun of and disrespected. Years of frustration will be let out at Arrowhead when we beat the shit out of the Chargers and people are like whoah they mean business.

Over and Out

by dwil2009 on May 13, 2010 4:09 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs

I didn't know there was a record for that stuff

I beat Iowa state on NCAA 05 230-0 with michigan.

Go be a Seahawks fan we dont care.

by cwebb44 on May 13, 2010 4:25 PM CDT via mobile reply actions

Patrick Scott Patterson

Is he one of those 80’s WWF fighters who was always put up as the sacrificial lamb for the Randy Savage, Ted Dibiase, or Ultimate Warrior types. We all knew who was going to win, but everyone was ging through the motions anyways.

...And as the roar of 80,000 red-clad great plains warriors fills the hallowed halls of Arrowhead, it will strike fear into the hearts of lesser men. For on that field, individual men toil for something greater than individual honors. They toil as brothers-in-arms, as 53 spirits striving towards a single purpose and driven by a single goal: The glory that comes with vanquishing your foes. They will achieve their birthright, they will be champions.

by Sudden on May 13, 2010 4:34 PM CDT reply actions

I guess it's not that crazy

There is almost always some way to exploit a cpu vulnerability and score regularly. Throw in some pick 6s and away you go.

Back in the early 90’s (I think Madden 93 on SNES) you could “break” the game by scoring too many points. You needed 2 players playing on the same team and then call an end-around for every play – having the first player as the QB and the 2nd player as the WR receiving the hand-off. Instead of having the WR run the hand-off route, player 2 would streak down field. The QB would still “hand-off”, but it would be a 60 yard hand-off down field… and the system was built so that the WR always caught the ball. You could be 20 yards away from the ball and your guy would still magically catch it. Couple that with the extreme ease of recovering on-side kicks with 2 players, and you had a recipe for hundreds of points with relative ease. I think we made it to the 2nd half before the scoreboard started showing odd shapes instead of numbers… and just a short while longer before it crashed completely.

by Ochophosphate on May 13, 2010 4:34 PM CDT reply actions