Hard Knocks Movie: Eric Berry vs. AFC West QBs???

A can't miss movie of blockbuster proportion.  A young rookie safety blessed with unmatched athletism faces off against four of the ugliest quarterbacks the National Football League has ever seen to bring his team out of the NFL basement.  A story of guts and glory, hardwork, determination, and hard-hitting...

Newsweek Magazine says, "It will leave you breathless and wanting more...".  The New York Times says, "Wow!", and John Stewart of Comedy Central says, "Did you see how bad those quarterbacks were crying??? I peed my pants!", and Siskel & Ebert says, "Up yours San Diego"...

Featuring Phillip Rivers,
Kyle Orton, Josh McDaniels, Jason Campbell, Tim Teebow, and with guest appearances of Brady Quinn and Billy Volek and STARRING Eric Berry, Todd Haley, Romeo Crennel, and Scott Pioli...


-It will be Tim Teebow right off the bat, but definately by Week 10 when we play Denver. I live in Denver (Donkeyville), and I get to watch Josh McDaniels pretend that he isn’t absolutely in love with Tim Teebow. Hell even Pat Bollen is practically drooling in all his interviews. Kyle Orton should be submitting his resume to other NFL teams for next year. Josh McDaniels gets all giddy when talking about his Orange Crush. He can’t control himself when talking about Tim Teebow…I think Josh “Mr. Potatoe Head” McDaniels had the same crush on Brandon Marshall, but Brandon rejected him and Mr. Potatoe Head is recovering and rebounding stronger than ever with this man crush…

SAN DIEGO-It will be Phyllis Rivers right off the bat.  Thank-you in advance Eric Berry!!!  No QB competition in S.D. unless Phyllis gets injured.  Eric Berry was drafted to beat Phyllis Rivers, so I am looking forward to seeing this match-up.

OAKLAND-It looks like Jason Cambell will be next under center and the curse of Al Davis.  It was sad to watch JaMarcus "Da' Bust" Russell" be removed from the highest throne in Al Davis' Neverland Ranch, but all great things must come to an end sooner or later.  Maybe Al Davis will live forever. 

All will be victims of Eric Berry...

Rated R.  This Blockbuster Movie starts Monday, September 13th at 9:15 p.m. CDT.  Get your tickets now!

Rated R for hard language, intense and persistent violence.  Children under 17 not allowed unless accompanied by a parent or adult guardian.  This movie may contain sexually-oriented nudity (Denver QB competition only) and drug/substance abuse (Denver and San Diego defensive backfield).

This is a FanPost and does not necessarily reflect the views of Arrowhead Pride's writers or editors. It does reflect the views of this particular fan though, which is as important as the views of Arrowhead Pride writers or editors.

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