I was debating even doing this because I usually try to pride myself on only putting out well written Fanposts but I have something I have to say. This fanpost has nothing to do with the fact I've had 6 or 7 Captain n' Cokes, because it's not the rum that's warming my heart, its love.
Heather, I think I love you.
From the moment you joined Arrowhead Pride I've been smitten and every comment you made has just solidified my love and admiration of you. As a guy, and a Chief fan, what could be better than having a girl who is not only beautiful but is also a Chief fan. My search is over, I found my soul mate.
That's why I am here sitting in my igloo up in Canada, drinking my Tim Horton's Coffee, eating Beaver meat with Maple syrup, counting my loonies, I have made a life altering decision. Its time to get married.
So without further adieu,
Heather, Will you marry me?
If you will marry me, perhaps we could do it at half time of the Chargers/Chiefs game on Monday Night Football. I can't think of a more romantic ceremony than getting married on National TV. If you will wait, perhaps we could wait until Chiefs play the Broncos and Tebow could perform the ceremony. That would be my dream scenario. I promise you I will be a wonderful and faithful husband, and despite proposing to you on a blog, I'm not a huge weirdo.
What say you Heather,
Will you be Mrs. Craig in Calgary?