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Good evening.

I was debating even doing this because I usually try to pride myself on only putting out well written Fanposts but I have something I have to say. This fanpost has nothing to do with the fact I've had 6 or 7 Captain n' Cokes, because it's not the rum that's warming my heart, its love.

Heather, I think I love you.

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From the moment you joined Arrowhead Pride I've been smitten and every comment you made has just solidified my love and admiration of you. As a guy, and a Chief fan, what could be better than having a girl who is not only beautiful but is also a Chief fan. My search is over, I found my soul mate.

That's why I am here sitting in my igloo up in Canada, drinking my Tim Horton's Coffee, eating Beaver meat with Maple syrup, counting my loonies, I have made a life altering decision. Its time to get married.

So without further adieu,

Heather, Will you marry me?

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If you will marry me, perhaps we could do it at half time of the Chargers/Chiefs game on Monday Night Football. I can't think of a more romantic ceremony than getting married on National TV. If you will wait, perhaps we could wait until Chiefs play the Broncos and Tebow could perform the ceremony. That would be my dream scenario. I promise you I will be a wonderful and faithful husband, and despite proposing to you on a blog, I'm not a huge weirdo.

What say you Heather,

Will you be Mrs. Craig in Calgary?

This is a FanPost and does not necessarily reflect the views of Arrowhead Pride's writers or editors. It does reflect the views of this particular fan though, which is as important as the views of Arrowhead Pride writers or editors.

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The 5th Dimension
#29 Eric Berry

by BAMFSpecialOps on Apr 30, 2010 9:30 PM CDT reply actions  

*dances*

Jamaal Charles...Enough said.

by Chiefsfan85 on Apr 30, 2010 9:34 PM CDT reply actions  

AP love connection?

Name your price to mention Arrowhead Pride on MNF.

by Joel Thorman on Apr 30, 2010 10:03 PM CDT reply actions  

I think you already have enough unique visitors each day Joel

Not even porn gets as many hits as AP.

...And as the roar of 80,000 red-clad great plains warriors fills the hallowed halls of Arrowhead, it will strike fear into the hearts of lesser men. For on that field, individual men toil for something greater than individual honors. They toil as brothers-in-arms, as 53 spirits striving towards a single purpose and driven by a single goal: The glory that comes with vanquishing your foes. They will achieve their birthright, they will be champions.

by Sudden on May 3, 2010 12:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

wooooooooow ill rec that

FOUR F'S FIND UM FEEL UM FUGUM FORGET UM.

by sexassassin on May 4, 2010 3:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Heather

You just have to warm to the idea of living in craig’s mom’s basement

New body. Same soul.

by kabrink on Apr 30, 2010 10:06 PM CDT reply actions  

LOL

The 5th Dimension
#29 Eric Berry

by BAMFSpecialOps on Apr 30, 2010 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

being that I have been quite the independent woman......

it’s a good thing I have my own place. I ain’t livin in anyone’s basement or with anyone’s mama. So he’d have to move to cali…..lol

by HeatherChiefsLvr on May 1, 2010 10:19 AM CDT up reply actions  

perhaps he'll welcome moving

It’ll take a year for him to fully thaw out.

New body. Same soul.

by kabrink on May 1, 2010 10:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

Where in cali?

I love my country, but perhaps I could rock the dual citizenship

A man without a mustache is like a cup of tea without Sugar

by craig in calgary on May 1, 2010 11:41 AM CDT up reply actions  

lol I'm in Southern California!!

Orange County….where the most plastic women live. lol

by HeatherChiefsLvr on May 1, 2010 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ah the OC

I used to love that show.

Callliiforrrniaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!

A man without a mustache is like a cup of tea without Sugar

by craig in calgary on May 1, 2010 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Don't do it Heather. Trust me, don't do it

I have learned the golden rule through my extensive interactions with law enforcement in the past:

Never trust a man with a moustache

...And as the roar of 80,000 red-clad great plains warriors fills the hallowed halls of Arrowhead, it will strike fear into the hearts of lesser men. For on that field, individual men toil for something greater than individual honors. They toil as brothers-in-arms, as 53 spirits striving towards a single purpose and driven by a single goal: The glory that comes with vanquishing your foes. They will achieve their birthright, they will be champions.

by Sudden on May 3, 2010 12:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

case in point...




Snap the fucking ball Brodie!
On September 13, 2010 I will finally get to share the Arrowhead Experience with my Wife. What better way that beating the hell out of the Dolts.

by jakethesnake27 on May 3, 2010 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Don't Fuccop Succop

by chicks_love_chiefs on May 3, 2010 4:13 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Ditto with this guy:

They’re all pretty much the same guy (as is pretty much every politician):

...And as the roar of 80,000 red-clad great plains warriors fills the hallowed halls of Arrowhead, it will strike fear into the hearts of lesser men. For on that field, individual men toil for something greater than individual honors. They toil as brothers-in-arms, as 53 spirits striving towards a single purpose and driven by a single goal: The glory that comes with vanquishing your foes. They will achieve their birthright, they will be champions.

by Sudden on May 3, 2010 4:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

that last guy is pretty scary...but it would be even scarier in a stache

To make a bad day worse, spend it wishing for the impossible.

I've had the same dream every night this week. I think it means that the spring season flopped and my subconscious has gone into reruns.

Hey! Stop what you're doin' cause I'm about to ruin the rythm and the style that you're used to...

by chiefsandcigars on May 3, 2010 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

AP - bringing chiefs fans together....forever

Arrowheadpride - A place to intelligently discuss things that won't actually happen. In Pioli I trust.

by BJ Kissel on Apr 30, 2010 10:09 PM CDT reply actions  

well yeah.....

how else do you pass the time at work?? On the weekends I usually do have things to do. :)

by HeatherChiefsLvr on May 1, 2010 10:01 AM CDT up reply actions  

congratualtions

"WIth the 5th pick in the 2010 NFL draft the Kansas City Chiefs select... Eric Berry Safety Tennesee... "

by BEEf_CHIEF on Apr 30, 2010 10:55 PM CDT reply actions  

I look forward to seeing how this all turns out

Rec’d

The poster formerly known as "ktr17x"

"What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of us left."

"In democratic America, Flowers and Berry pick YOU"

by Aperture on Apr 30, 2010 11:06 PM CDT reply actions  

wow ... good luck, craig!

"I shall conquer untruth by truth" - Mahatma Gandhi
"It's always easier to sell 'em some shit than it is to give 'em the truth" - Shel Silverstein, The Perfect High
Whitlock Rocks!
hi, Mo! 5 minutes!!!

by upamtn on Apr 30, 2010 11:08 PM CDT reply actions  

YEAH BOY

Cmon Heather, this man clearly has the right stuff, he’s a damn Chiefs fan! Nuff said

Matt Verderame

by Flowers24 on Apr 30, 2010 11:23 PM CDT reply actions  

absofrigginlutely!!!

I’d love to marry me a Chiefs fan!!!

by HeatherChiefsLvr on May 1, 2010 10:19 AM CDT up reply actions  

It's been 4 hours and still no answer...

Should I be concerned?

A man without a mustache is like a cup of tea without Sugar

by craig in calgary on May 1, 2010 1:11 AM CDT reply actions  

Na

The 5th Dimension
#29 Eric Berry

by BAMFSpecialOps on May 1, 2010 3:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

I just filed

36% taxes.

A man without a mustache is like a cup of tea without Sugar

by craig in calgary on May 1, 2010 12:00 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Thats...

the top bracket in our country.

Call me Red or IBR for short

by I_Bleed_Red. on May 1, 2010 2:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Our country too :)

A man without a mustache is like a cup of tea without Sugar

by craig in calgary on May 1, 2010 2:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Clearly we're doing something wrong down here then...

I wish we had national health care. My premiums went up 30% this year, my out-of-pocket expenses went up 33%, and im young and healthy (24) and haven’t even used my health insurance in 2 1/2 years. Somebody is making a huge profit off of me not even getting a sinus cold…

Cry Havoc! And let slip the Chiefs Defense of War!!!

by nateforchiefs on May 1, 2010 3:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Get a high deductible plan combined with an HSA

I’m 27, no major ailments in my life so far, and I get my health and dental for under $100 monthly (Blue Shield PPO). I pay every dollar up to $3,500, but I essentially have it for catastrophic only which is all I care about. I can and should pay routine medical care out of pocket. Besides, you might as well take advantage of it now since these high-deductable plans are going to be banned effective January 2014 (thanks to Uncle Scam)

...And as the roar of 80,000 red-clad great plains warriors fills the hallowed halls of Arrowhead, it will strike fear into the hearts of lesser men. For on that field, individual men toil for something greater than individual honors. They toil as brothers-in-arms, as 53 spirits striving towards a single purpose and driven by a single goal: The glory that comes with vanquishing your foes. They will achieve their birthright, they will be champions.

by Sudden on May 3, 2010 12:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Im already on the cheapest plan I can get.

Every plans premiums went up the same as mine. I just think we’re getting screwed over as a nation

Cry Havoc! And let slip the Chiefs Defense of War!!!

by nateforchiefs on May 4, 2010 2:38 AM CDT up reply actions  

government health care is crap

i’ve had it for 8 years, and it’s been nothing but a pain in the ass. yah it’s a great idea, but in reality it doesn’t work very well. look at canada; you have to wait 10 years just to get a kidney….ok so that’s a little bit of an exaggeration, but not by much.

Seriously mates, when have I ever been sarcastic?

Oh and in case you were wondering, that hug offer is still there when you are ready UC :p

by Leaf on May 8, 2010 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

i don't think craig wants to marry tebow

i’m pretty sure he wants to have him stand in a david pose 24-7

Seriously mates, when have I ever been sarcastic?

Oh and in case you were wondering, that hug offer is still there when you are ready UC :p

by Leaf on May 8, 2010 11:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

You should convince Heather to move out there then

because if you end up in California with an income that places you in the top maginal bracket you’re gonna end up paying another 9.7% in state income tax, on top of a $0.095 sales tax on everything you buy. And this wretched state still can’t balance its budget. We make Greece and GM look like the models of austerity and fiscal sanity.

...And as the roar of 80,000 red-clad great plains warriors fills the hallowed halls of Arrowhead, it will strike fear into the hearts of lesser men. For on that field, individual men toil for something greater than individual honors. They toil as brothers-in-arms, as 53 spirits striving towards a single purpose and driven by a single goal: The glory that comes with vanquishing your foes. They will achieve their birthright, they will be champions.

by Sudden on May 3, 2010 12:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hmm no response yet!

could be a bad sign craig

Official Member: Eric Berry Fan Club
Tweet me @GiftNate
N. Gift

by giftedchiefsfan on May 1, 2010 9:41 AM CDT reply actions  

OH HOLY HELL>......lmaoooo

After of night drinking & being wasted….I only see this because kabrink emailed me to alert me……

What can I say my soul mate? Through hung over vodka goggles I do accept your proposal Craig……I’d marry a Chiefs fan in a split second.

Oh wait….on ONE condition…..either grow a goatee or shave the stash…..just sayin.

lmaooooooo

by HeatherChiefsLvr on May 1, 2010 10:00 AM CDT reply actions  

I'll absolutely shave the stash, shit i'll shave my head if you want me to

…and the carpets will match the curtains

A man without a mustache is like a cup of tea without Sugar

by craig in calgary on May 1, 2010 11:40 AM CDT up reply actions  

lol

I see what you did there.

Cry Havoc! And let slip the Chiefs Defense of War!!!

by nateforchiefs on May 1, 2010 3:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

so ... is that it? is that a "yes" and craig is gonna be mr-heather-lvr?

"I shall conquer untruth by truth" - Mahatma Gandhi
"It's always easier to sell 'em some shit than it is to give 'em the truth" - Shel Silverstein, The Perfect High
Whitlock Rocks!
hi, Mo! 5 minutes!!!

by upamtn on May 1, 2010 4:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

By the way...

is that my ring? I thought maybe a big diamond studded arrowhead would be more apropos don’t ya think? lol

by HeatherChiefsLvr on May 1, 2010 10:03 AM CDT reply actions  

This is the closest I could find

I figured you would like a 2 carot ring over the Arrowhead toe ring

A man without a mustache is like a cup of tea without Sugar

by craig in calgary on May 1, 2010 11:37 AM CDT up reply actions  

ohhh wait!!!

just thought of something…..did you get permission from Sex?? You know he’s been my main squeeze on AP. lol

by HeatherChiefsLvr on May 1, 2010 10:20 AM CDT reply actions  

cage fight

winner take all

New body. Same soul.

by kabrink on May 1, 2010 10:27 AM CDT up reply actions  

Michael Buffer

should be available after Mayweather vs. Mosley tonight.

by Chief Willie Wildcat on May 1, 2010 11:36 AM CDT up reply actions  

Fuck that guy

Sure sexassassin is probably a wonderful lover, and with a name like that, how could he be not. I’d concider myself wonderfulandsupportivehusbandassassin.

A man without a mustache is like a cup of tea without Sugar

by craig in calgary on May 1, 2010 11:38 AM CDT up reply actions  

oh that's great!

this whole post made me laugh….thanks for that!

by HeatherChiefsLvr on May 1, 2010 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh BTW

I found a nice garder for the ceremony

I can’t wait to catch this bad boy with my teeth

A man without a mustache is like a cup of tea without Sugar

by craig in calgary on May 1, 2010 2:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

F*ck that guy!

Sure sexassassin is probably a wonderful lover, and with a name like that, how could he be not. I’d concider myself wonderfulandsupportivehusbandassassin.

A man without a mustache is like a cup of tea without Sugar

by craig in calgary on May 1, 2010 11:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

no fight for me what so ever huh?

Oh well…..lol

Craigs not talking to me anymore so I think the wedding is off…..back to being single! :( It was such a great ring too….

(sigh)

I love AP!

by HeatherChiefsLvr on May 4, 2010 3:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

aww

yeah it was a nice ring i wouild fight over u but i dont think u wouild want a broncos fan

okay i have cerebral palsy arthris and chronic fatigue as well i have a great life and loveing folks some days are better than other days i got a make-a-wish in 2001 and saw my favorite team the broncos it was the trip of a lifetime i wish everyone couild have gotten to enjoy that with me i know some of u hate the broncos and that okay but i bleed organ and bule for my mnr fans but i bleed orange and blue denver will rise again resident broncos fan for every blog resident broncos for stampede bule thanks shvd98z24 real name jeremy woodard nettleton high class of 02 yes i am a raider

by j-man on May 4, 2010 3:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

broncos fan vs. chiefs fan....

so sorry Jman…..the scales of justice do not tip well in your favor…..

:)

IT’S ALL ABOUT THE CHIEFS BABY!!!!!

by HeatherChiefsLvr on May 4, 2010 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

whats wrong jman, no HeatherDonkeyLvr over at MHR??

haha…jk…you know that if you got hooked up with a chiefs fan that you would eventually convert over to the right side! you are halfway there already

To make a bad day worse, spend it wishing for the impossible.

I've had the same dream every night this week. I think it means that the spring season flopped and my subconscious has gone into reruns.

Hey! Stop what you're doin' cause I'm about to ruin the rythm and the style that you're used to...

by chiefsandcigars on May 5, 2010 9:40 AM CDT up reply actions  

ROFL

the only team i wouild not date is oakland raiders fans

okay i have cerebral palsy arthris and chronic fatigue as well i have a great life and loveing folks some days are better than other days i got a make-a-wish in 2001 and saw my favorite team the broncos it was the trip of a lifetime i wish everyone couild have gotten to enjoy that with me i know some of u hate the broncos and that okay but i bleed organ and bule for my mnr fans but i bleed orange and blue denver will rise again resident broncos fan for every blog resident broncos for stampede bule thanks shvd98z24 real name jeremy woodard nettleton high class of 02 yes i am a raider

by j-man on May 5, 2010 2:44 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Had to Rec

Wanna see the final outcome of this

The Chiefs will finish .500 or better in 2010.

by Tony Perkins on May 1, 2010 2:03 PM CDT reply actions  

Maybe Craig in the shower?

"For what we are about to see next, we must enter quietly into the realm of genius." Scott "Young Frankenstein" Pioli

by Steve_Chiefs on May 1, 2010 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah

craig she a good catch well i think tebow and farve said no so can she qb lol great post

okay i have cerebral palsy arthris and chronic fatigue as well i have a great life and loveing folks some days are better than other days i got a make-a-wish in 2001 and saw my favorite team the broncos it was the trip of a lifetime i wish everyone couild have gotten to enjoy that with me i know some of u hate the broncos and that okay but i bleed organ and bule for my mnr fans but i bleed orange and blue denver will rise again resident broncos fan for every blog resident broncos for stampede bule thanks shvd98z24 real name jeremy woodard nettleton high class of 02 yes i am a raider

by j-man on May 1, 2010 3:09 PM CDT reply actions  

Correction

Arrowheadpride was not eharmony.

Turns out Jason La Canfora was right.

by ChiefsFan90s on May 1, 2010 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

It used to be e-Herm-any.

...And as the roar of 80,000 red-clad great plains warriors fills the hallowed halls of Arrowhead, it will strike fear into the hearts of lesser men. For on that field, individual men toil for something greater than individual honors. They toil as brothers-in-arms, as 53 spirits striving towards a single purpose and driven by a single goal: The glory that comes with vanquishing your foes. They will achieve their birthright, they will be champions.

by Sudden on May 3, 2010 12:48 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

craig

go to eharmony they are a lot of female KC fans out there

okay i have cerebral palsy arthris and chronic fatigue as well i have a great life and loveing folks some days are better than other days i got a make-a-wish in 2001 and saw my favorite team the broncos it was the trip of a lifetime i wish everyone couild have gotten to enjoy that with me i know some of u hate the broncos and that okay but i bleed organ and bule for my mnr fans but i bleed orange and blue denver will rise again resident broncos fan for every blog resident broncos for stampede bule thanks shvd98z24 real name jeremy woodard nettleton high class of 02 yes i am a raider

by j-man on May 1, 2010 7:47 PM CDT reply actions  

lol jman....

are you trying to disuade Craig from marrying me cuz you want me all to yourself? I see how you are…damn denver fans….lol

by HeatherChiefsLvr on May 1, 2010 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

ROFL

lol funny good one i like u hair maybe if KC wins the divison u can go red-headed

okay i have cerebral palsy arthris and chronic fatigue as well i have a great life and loveing folks some days are better than other days i got a make-a-wish in 2001 and saw my favorite team the broncos it was the trip of a lifetime i wish everyone couild have gotten to enjoy that with me i know some of u hate the broncos and that okay but i bleed organ and bule for my mnr fans but i bleed orange and blue denver will rise again resident broncos fan for every blog resident broncos for stampede bule thanks shvd98z24 real name jeremy woodard nettleton high class of 02 yes i am a raider

by j-man on May 1, 2010 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

J-Man

You can have Heather if I can have Tebow.
KIDDING HEATHER! (Kinda)

A man without a mustache is like a cup of tea without Sugar

by craig in calgary on May 1, 2010 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

:)

A man without a mustache is like a cup of tea without Sugar

by craig in calgary on May 1, 2010 11:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ooops

Forgot Link

A man without a mustache is like a cup of tea without Sugar

by craig in calgary on May 1, 2010 11:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

the scary thing is....

We think alike. Because as I was typing that message about our first fight I almost said something about that……WOW I guess we really are a match! lol Yes, I love football, I love our Chiefs & I love to do the dirty…..lol I really am the perfect woman, I know! Oh and yes, I do cook and keep my home clean (my kids’ room is the exception). I really don’t understand why I’m still single. Mind boggling I tell ya.

I really do crack myself up.

by HeatherChiefsLvr on May 2, 2010 1:17 AM CDT up reply actions  

lol

i dont ethter if every woman were like u the disvore rate wouild be zero

okay i have cerebral palsy arthris and chronic fatigue as well i have a great life and loveing folks some days are better than other days i got a make-a-wish in 2001 and saw my favorite team the broncos it was the trip of a lifetime i wish everyone couild have gotten to enjoy that with me i know some of u hate the broncos and that okay but i bleed organ and bule for my mnr fans but i bleed orange and blue denver will rise again resident broncos fan for every blog resident broncos for stampede bule thanks shvd98z24 real name jeremy woodard nettleton high class of 02 yes i am a raider

by j-man on May 2, 2010 2:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Something tells me Tebow wouldn't go for that

It might be against his deeply held beliefs. I think he’d cite Leviticus somewhere along the line there.

...And as the roar of 80,000 red-clad great plains warriors fills the hallowed halls of Arrowhead, it will strike fear into the hearts of lesser men. For on that field, individual men toil for something greater than individual honors. They toil as brothers-in-arms, as 53 spirits striving towards a single purpose and driven by a single goal: The glory that comes with vanquishing your foes. They will achieve their birthright, they will be champions.

by Sudden on May 3, 2010 12:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

i don't think craig wants to marry him

more like keep him in a david pose 24-7

Seriously mates, when have I ever been sarcastic?

Oh and in case you were wondering, that hug offer is still there when you are ready UC :p

by Leaf on May 8, 2010 11:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

*claps and becomes angry that this knocked my article down another spot*

Follow me on twitter as @JBrisco82.
Front-Paged on April 24th!
Article here: http://www.arrowheadpride.com/2010/4/24/1442723/the-good-the-bad-and-the-ugly-the
Coolest thing ever.

by Sweatband on May 1, 2010 7:49 PM CDT reply actions  

If you aint no punk

Holla WE WANT PRENUP, WE WANT PRENUP! YAH!

by GonzosDirtyTrailer on May 2, 2010 4:13 PM CDT reply actions  

Who do you think is the real gold digger here?

1) Heather has a house in Southern California
2) Craig has a room in the basement of his mothers igloo

Watch out Heather!

To make a bad day worse, spend it wishing for the impossible.

I've had the same dream every night this week. I think it means that the spring season flopped and my subconscious has gone into reruns.

Hey! Stop what you're doin' cause I'm about to ruin the rythm and the style that you're used to...

by chiefsandcigars on May 2, 2010 6:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

we want prenup! we want prenup!

LOL just kidding….I don’t have a house, I’m a loser. I have my own apartment, and drive a nice car..that’s the extent of my assets. Oh, and I come with baggage….2 lilttle boys. They are Gage Hunter who is 10 and is a Saints fan…..and 8yr old Kaden Zane who is of course a mama’s boy….who’s his team? You know it….Chiefs! lol

So apparently, that makes me the gold digger. Although, I’m really not. lol

by HeatherChiefsLvr on May 2, 2010 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Compared to Craigs mothers igloo, you are Warren Buffet

Although a much better looking Warren Buffet, I must admit!

To make a bad day worse, spend it wishing for the impossible.

I've had the same dream every night this week. I think it means that the spring season flopped and my subconscious has gone into reruns.

Hey! Stop what you're doin' cause I'm about to ruin the rythm and the style that you're used to...

by chiefsandcigars on May 3, 2010 6:37 AM CDT up reply actions  

Hey, quit hitting on Heather.

She’s spoken for.
And I don’t live in my mothers igloo, I have my own place. I do drive her Dog Sled though because my pack got rabies after it got bit by a rabid beaver.

A man without a mustache is like a cup of tea without Sugar

by craig in calgary on May 3, 2010 10:44 AM CDT up reply actions  

you should learn to keep your ex gfs from your pack dogs Craig!

To make a bad day worse, spend it wishing for the impossible.

I've had the same dream every night this week. I think it means that the spring season flopped and my subconscious has gone into reruns.

Hey! Stop what you're doin' cause I'm about to ruin the rythm and the style that you're used to...

by chiefsandcigars on May 3, 2010 11:16 AM CDT up reply actions  

ohhh sure Craig....

Stake your claim & stop men from hitting on me in this thread…..but post body painted naked chicks on another thread? uhhh huh….I see how you are. Don’t think it goes unnoticed.

hahahahaha

by HeatherChiefsLvr on May 3, 2010 12:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

If she had body paint on she wasnt technically "naked"

and you have to bug him about all his false links…not to mention all the jealousy that you are going to have to deal with

You have most of AP jealous as it is…how will Craig handle that?

To make a bad day worse, spend it wishing for the impossible.

I've had the same dream every night this week. I think it means that the spring season flopped and my subconscious has gone into reruns.

Hey! Stop what you're doin' cause I'm about to ruin the rythm and the style that you're used to...

by chiefsandcigars on May 3, 2010 12:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

who's jealous?

i’m confused. lol

I’m sooo not jealous, he can post pics of hot chicks wearing only body paint….After all, I drool over how many men come game day on the field? lol I loves me some Chiefs! lol

by HeatherChiefsLvr on May 3, 2010 12:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

craig being jealous...stopping men from hitting on you

To make a bad day worse, spend it wishing for the impossible.

I've had the same dream every night this week. I think it means that the spring season flopped and my subconscious has gone into reruns.

Hey! Stop what you're doin' cause I'm about to ruin the rythm and the style that you're used to...

by chiefsandcigars on May 3, 2010 12:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

You guys are doing it right

I was engaged to a Broncos fan and let me tell you, it was nearly impossible to hide my elation at the end of last year when they went through their now traditional late season meltdown. Especially in week 17, when we destroyed them. I had to sit there and nod in agreement as she’d spout crap like “Well we didn’t have Marshall or Sheffler today” and “The Broncos are getting all the penalties!” Between that and her inexplicable support of Jay Leno during the Tonight Show war, I think I can say without a doubt that she was the worst person in the world. From now on I’m sticking with my own kind.

by The Other Patrick Allen on May 3, 2010 11:17 AM CDT reply actions  

I was engaged to a Duke fan while I am a huge UNC BBall fan...

it didnt last. Best to either find a true fan, if your are lucky…or just find someone who is a non-fan that you can convert into a true fan.

To make a bad day worse, spend it wishing for the impossible.

I've had the same dream every night this week. I think it means that the spring season flopped and my subconscious has gone into reruns.

Hey! Stop what you're doin' cause I'm about to ruin the rythm and the style that you're used to...

by chiefsandcigars on May 3, 2010 11:23 AM CDT up reply actions  

Bronco's fans always spout such wonderful crap.

At that game, halfway through the third quarter I hear a fan in the stands behind me say “Why do they keep giving him (Jamaal Charles) the ball? They know he’s getting it.” Then I look at the big screen and see Charles has 183 yards and it’s still the third quarter. I kept my mouth shut because I wanted to see the end of the game, but yeah he kept getting it because the Bronco’s couldn’t do anything to stop him (including a body slam).

by Jawookie on May 3, 2010 11:30 AM CDT up reply actions  

IMO

Chosing Jay Leno over Conan O’Brien is worse than chosing Denver over KC.
That’s a stoneable offence in my books

A man without a mustache is like a cup of tea without Sugar

by craig in calgary on May 3, 2010 11:35 AM CDT up reply actions  

now...when you say "stone"able...??

To make a bad day worse, spend it wishing for the impossible.

I've had the same dream every night this week. I think it means that the spring season flopped and my subconscious has gone into reruns.

Hey! Stop what you're doin' cause I'm about to ruin the rythm and the style that you're used to...

by chiefsandcigars on May 3, 2010 11:50 AM CDT up reply actions  

Hear hear

I mean she was born and raised in Denver so she at least has an excuse for the Broncos. But you just have to be cold hearted to not back Conan. I joke about it being the reason our relationship ended, but man that really grinded my gears!

by The Other Patrick Allen on May 3, 2010 11:53 AM CDT up reply actions  

now see...I have an opposing view....

I say it’s ok to be with someone who is fans of another team….makes for some great sexual bets….just sayin….

by HeatherChiefsLvr on May 3, 2010 12:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Been there, done that...

was usually on the losing end…which was still a win in my book!

To make a bad day worse, spend it wishing for the impossible.

I've had the same dream every night this week. I think it means that the spring season flopped and my subconscious has gone into reruns.

Hey! Stop what you're doin' cause I'm about to ruin the rythm and the style that you're used to...

by chiefsandcigars on May 3, 2010 12:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

gambling is awesome!

To make a bad day worse, spend it wishing for the impossible.

I've had the same dream every night this week. I think it means that the spring season flopped and my subconscious has gone into reruns.

Hey! Stop what you're doin' cause I'm about to ruin the rythm and the style that you're used to...

by chiefsandcigars on May 3, 2010 12:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

My girl is a Patriots fan

so its not bad, since the Pats are one of the few AFC teams I genuinely like. But I keep trying to convince her that she needs to just become a Chiefs fan now that we got Scott Pioli calling the shots. I have to take her to Arrowhead one of these days so she finally converts and sees the light.

...And as the roar of 80,000 red-clad great plains warriors fills the hallowed halls of Arrowhead, it will strike fear into the hearts of lesser men. For on that field, individual men toil for something greater than individual honors. They toil as brothers-in-arms, as 53 spirits striving towards a single purpose and driven by a single goal: The glory that comes with vanquishing your foes. They will achieve their birthright, they will be champions.

by Sudden on May 3, 2010 1:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

awww...that's sweet

see, any man that really wants to win my heart….all he would need to do is take me to a Chiefs game AT arrowhead! That’s a man after my heart. Til that day, I’ll settle for one taking me to San Diego once a year for the Chiefs game. LOL

by HeatherChiefsLvr on May 3, 2010 1:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

that wouild not be a plom

with me i wouild take u to any chiefs u want even all 8 of them if i had money

okay i have cerebral palsy arthris and chronic fatigue as well i have a great life and loveing folks some days are better than other days i got a make-a-wish in 2001 and saw my favorite team the broncos it was the trip of a lifetime i wish everyone couild have gotten to enjoy that with me i know some of u hate the broncos and that okay but i bleed organ and bule for my mnr fans but i bleed orange and blue denver will rise again resident broncos fan for every blog resident broncos for stampede bule thanks shvd98z24 real name jeremy woodard nettleton high class of 02 yes i am a raider

by j-man on May 3, 2010 2:55 PM CDT reply actions  

"if i had money" being the operative phrase there j-man

and probably the biggest reason most of us on AP (self-included) can pretty much be checked off heather’s list

To make a bad day worse, spend it wishing for the impossible.

I've had the same dream every night this week. I think it means that the spring season flopped and my subconscious has gone into reruns.

Hey! Stop what you're doin' cause I'm about to ruin the rythm and the style that you're used to...

by chiefsandcigars on May 3, 2010 3:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

not to mention checking myself off that list too!

I managed to make the trip to KC last year for my first time ever & truly had the time of my life. This year, I won’t be able to pull that off, but I’m definitely making the drive to SD for that game. Hopefully next year I’ll earn enough points for another free flight & then I’ll do the KC trip again.

Honestly, I made myself sound like a gold digger & that is sooooo not me. It would just be nice to meet a fellow Chiefs fan & have a buddy to watch games with each week. That would be awesome!

I actually did meet a dude that was a Chiefs fan & we were supposed to go out on a date about a month ago & he just stopped calling & texting me. I got the feeling he was married or something because he would never answer the phone at night or text me, just during the day…loser! lol

by HeatherChiefsLvr on May 3, 2010 3:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

My little sister is in SD

but she defected to the cowboys after spending a deployment with a bunch of cowboy fans…

ALL women are gold diggers in some way…and they should be. By that I mean that all women should expect a real man to take care of them, even if they are perfectly fine taking care of themselves. Independent women are awesome, but men still like to feel like they are coming to the rescue of their damsel in distress from time to time. Women deserve to be treated like Queens and Angels, and a real man will find a way to do this, money or not.

Men like that dude you were supposed to go out with are giving the rest of us a bad name!

To make a bad day worse, spend it wishing for the impossible.

I've had the same dream every night this week. I think it means that the spring season flopped and my subconscious has gone into reruns.

Hey! Stop what you're doin' cause I'm about to ruin the rythm and the style that you're used to...

by chiefsandcigars on May 3, 2010 3:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Chiefs....

will you marry me? Craigs out. LOL just playin :)

by HeatherChiefsLvr on May 3, 2010 3:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

HAHA thanks!

But I could never play on another man’s field and from the looks of this thread, you are taken :) I will just have to wait for the next ChiefsLvr to come along…sigh

To make a bad day worse, spend it wishing for the impossible.

I've had the same dream every night this week. I think it means that the spring season flopped and my subconscious has gone into reruns.

Hey! Stop what you're doin' cause I'm about to ruin the rythm and the style that you're used to...

by chiefsandcigars on May 3, 2010 3:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

i was planning on putting myself up on one of those dating sites anyway

maybe there will be a chiefs fan on there…i think j-man mentioned there were some…oh if I could find a conservative chiefs+braves+tar heels girl i would probably give her a ring on the spot!

To make a bad day worse, spend it wishing for the impossible.

I've had the same dream every night this week. I think it means that the spring season flopped and my subconscious has gone into reruns.

Hey! Stop what you're doin' cause I'm about to ruin the rythm and the style that you're used to...

by chiefsandcigars on May 3, 2010 3:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Would you two get a room?

Maybe if Heather is gonna leave me for this Cigarsmokingsonofabitch, I’ll withdraw my proposal and go hang out with Chiefho in Jacksonville. Plus she is already a Tebow fan!

A man without a mustache is like a cup of tea without Sugar

by craig in calgary on May 3, 2010 3:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

wow...anger issues :)

you already said you’d be my wonderfulandsupportivehusbandassassin remember….lol

by HeatherChiefsLvr on May 3, 2010 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

just wait...now he will make a fanpost about cigarsmokingsonofabitch

and how i ruined his dream…my one word response will have to be

overreaction!

To make a bad day worse, spend it wishing for the impossible.

I've had the same dream every night this week. I think it means that the spring season flopped and my subconscious has gone into reruns.

Hey! Stop what you're doin' cause I'm about to ruin the rythm and the style that you're used to...

by chiefsandcigars on May 3, 2010 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

e-Arrohead-harmony turns into the Arrow Springer show! HAHA!

To make a bad day worse, spend it wishing for the impossible.

I've had the same dream every night this week. I think it means that the spring season flopped and my subconscious has gone into reruns.

Hey! Stop what you're doin' cause I'm about to ruin the rythm and the style that you're used to...

by chiefsandcigars on May 3, 2010 3:50 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

ooo...rough words!

i already declined her advance there Craig, relax.

oh yea…cigars+scotch=class, not sonofabitch

To make a bad day worse, spend it wishing for the impossible.

I've had the same dream every night this week. I think it means that the spring season flopped and my subconscious has gone into reruns.

Hey! Stop what you're doin' cause I'm about to ruin the rythm and the style that you're used to...

by chiefsandcigars on May 3, 2010 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

whats that? you gonna make a "sports" bet?

To make a bad day worse, spend it wishing for the impossible.

I've had the same dream every night this week. I think it means that the spring season flopped and my subconscious has gone into reruns.

Hey! Stop what you're doin' cause I'm about to ruin the rythm and the style that you're used to...

by chiefsandcigars on May 3, 2010 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

I make a sports bet with u heather

any time lol

okay i have cerebral palsy arthris and chronic fatigue as well i have a great life and loveing folks some days are better than other days i got a make-a-wish in 2001 and saw my favorite team the broncos it was the trip of a lifetime i wish everyone couild have gotten to enjoy that with me i know some of u hate the broncos and that okay but i bleed organ and bule for my mnr fans but i bleed orange and blue denver will rise again resident broncos fan for every blog resident broncos for stampede bule thanks shvd98z24 real name jeremy woodard nettleton high class of 02 yes i am a raider

by j-man on May 3, 2010 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

no no...I meant..

my 2nd fight with Craig, he knows what I mean…lol

by HeatherChiefsLvr on May 3, 2010 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

im lost

please draw us a picture

To make a bad day worse, spend it wishing for the impossible.

I've had the same dream every night this week. I think it means that the spring season flopped and my subconscious has gone into reruns.

Hey! Stop what you're doin' cause I'm about to ruin the rythm and the style that you're used to...

by chiefsandcigars on May 5, 2010 9:41 AM CDT up reply actions  

lol no way..

that’s private :) for my FIANCE’S eyes only. lmaoooo

by HeatherChiefsLvr on May 5, 2010 2:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

bah...excuses, excuses

To make a bad day worse, spend it wishing for the impossible.

I've had the same dream every night this week. I think it means that the spring season flopped and my subconscious has gone into reruns.

Hey! Stop what you're doin' cause I'm about to ruin the rythm and the style that you're used to...

by chiefsandcigars on May 5, 2010 3:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah lol

if i win the arkansas powerball lottery someday i mingt take some of u members to a game

okay i have cerebral palsy arthris and chronic fatigue as well i have a great life and loveing folks some days are better than other days i got a make-a-wish in 2001 and saw my favorite team the broncos it was the trip of a lifetime i wish everyone couild have gotten to enjoy that with me i know some of u hate the broncos and that okay but i bleed organ and bule for my mnr fans but i bleed orange and blue denver will rise again resident broncos fan for every blog resident broncos for stampede bule thanks shvd98z24 real name jeremy woodard nettleton high class of 02 yes i am a raider

by j-man on May 3, 2010 3:13 PM CDT reply actions  

Hey J-Man

You could always sell all your Broncos gear!!!

by Grayt1 on May 3, 2010 4:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

yes!!

when the Chiefs win a Superbowl….we’re doing it at halftime!

LOL

by HeatherChiefsLvr on May 6, 2010 4:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

heather

u might be a grandma by the time the chiefs get to a super bowl

okay i have cerebral palsy arthris and chronic fatigue as well i have a great life and loveing folks some days are better than other days i got a make-a-wish in 2001 and saw my favorite team the broncos it was the trip of a lifetime i wish everyone couild have gotten to enjoy that with me i know some of u hate the broncos and that okay but i bleed organ and bule for my mnr fans but i bleed orange and blue denver will rise again resident broncos fan for every blog resident broncos for stampede bule thanks shvd98z24 real name jeremy woodard nettleton high class of 02 yes i am a raider

by j-man on May 9, 2010 8:51 PM CDT reply actions  

this is real sad...

am I the only one who is seeing the breakdown of society right before my eyes? how lame are human beings that they now have to resort to the most impersonal means for the least impersonal ritual.

now, I’m new to this site so I’m guessing this is a joke. but seriously guys. cyber flirting? really?

honestly, this thread annoyed me so much that I set up an account and waited a full 24 hours just to point out that this is quite possibly the most idiotic thing I’ve ever seen.

by Whiteboy N Warpaint on May 10, 2010 9:26 AM CDT reply actions  

it is a joke....

and you really shouldn’t take life so friggin seriously……grab a glass of kool-aid & relax! It’s called having fun….you should try it some time!

That’s what AP is all about…..Chiefs and having fun!

by HeatherChiefsLvr on May 10, 2010 9:49 AM CDT up reply actions  

really man? If you think its idiotic dont read it

They are just having fun dont be a party pooper. Its not serious. Do like me and dont read the stuff that annoys you.

by tomahawk44 on May 10, 2010 10:36 AM CDT up reply actions  

fail.

Snap the fucking ball Brodie!
On September 13, 2010 I will finally get to share the Arrowhead Experience with my Wife. What better way that beating the hell out of the Dolts.

by jakethesnake27 on May 10, 2010 11:55 AM CDT up reply actions  

whiteboy

its a joke heather has been 1 of my first frineds on this stie and so is craig craig kinda has a diff sence of humour than eravyone else u have to know him to get it

okay i have cerebral palsy arthris and chronic fatigue as well i have a great life and loveing folks some days are better than other days i got a make-a-wish in 2001 and saw my favorite team the broncos it was the trip of a lifetime i wish everyone couild have gotten to enjoy that with me i know some of u hate the broncos and that okay but i bleed organ and bule for my mnr fans but i bleed orange and blue denver will rise again resident broncos fan for every blog resident broncos for stampede bule thanks shvd98z24 real name jeremy woodard nettleton high class of 02 yes i am a raider

by j-man on May 10, 2010 3:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thanks for spelling humour correctly :)

J-Man is canadian!

A man without a mustache is like a cup of tea without Sugar

by craig in calgary on May 10, 2010 4:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

LOL

canadian is preey cool great place too cold for me arthris through

okay i have cerebral palsy arthris and chronic fatigue as well i have a great life and loveing folks some days are better than other days i got a make-a-wish in 2001 and saw my favorite team the broncos it was the trip of a lifetime i wish everyone couild have gotten to enjoy that with me i know some of u hate the broncos and that okay but i bleed organ and bule for my mnr fans but i bleed orange and blue denver will rise again resident broncos fan for every blog resident broncos for stampede bule thanks shvd98z24 real name jeremy woodard nettleton high class of 02 yes i am a raider

by j-man on May 10, 2010 5:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

wrong!

it’s humor. it’s color…lol

by HeatherChiefsLvr on May 11, 2010 12:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Then do us all a favor

And dont post here again!

One of the founding members of The Super Duper Matt Cassel Fanclub
Cry Havoc! And let slip the Chiefs Defense of War!!!

by nateforchiefs on May 11, 2010 11:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol

okay i have cerebral palsy arthris and chronic fatigue as well i have a great life and loveing folks some days are better than other days i got a make-a-wish in 2001 and saw my favorite team the broncos it was the trip of a lifetime i wish everyone couild have gotten to enjoy that with me i know some of u hate the broncos and that okay but i bleed organ and bule for my mnr fans but i bleed orange and blue denver will rise again resident broncos fan for every blog resident broncos for stampede bule thanks shvd98z24 real name jeremy woodard nettleton high class of 02 yes i am a raider

by j-man on May 10, 2010 3:18 PM CDT reply actions  

wtf homies?

i go away for awhile an craig has hotss 4 heather an ya’ll get pissed at him?…geez……if they wanna flirt a bit its all good…..go chiefs!

"The receivers are an integral part of the passing game." - Hank Stram

by kcfansinceakid on May 12, 2010 1:11 AM CDT reply actions  

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