A Fly in the War Room



  Scene: Scott Pioli's brand spanking new, State of the art War room in Arrowhead Stadium. Scott Pioli, Todd Haley, Charlie Weis, Romeo Crennel, and Steve Hoffman are assembled.

   Scott: "Guys I have asked Josh Looney to come in and brief us on the upgrades here and the  ongoing media operations that we have been working on." Scott reaches toward the largest Phone ever  envisioned with 60 buttons and speakerphone and wireless capabilities. The coaches: "Oooooh!" Scott punches a button and Josh answers immediately. Scott: "Come on up! Let's give Josh a moment." Scott punches another button. "Hello." Scott: "Hey Jerry, whats shakin?" Jerry Jones: "Scott, quit screwing with the phone!" Click! Charlie: "Which ones Bill? Scott pushes a button. "Lord, please Scott give me a break." Bill hangs up. The coaches: "Awesome Scott!" Scott: "Yeah, I think it will come in handy on draft weekend. Guys, I even have Bryants and Oklahoma Joes on here."

  A tap on the door and Josh Looney enters the room. Josh: "Hey guys!" Josh hands some files out to each of the coaches and Scott. Scott: "Go ahead Josh and lets see how the Media misinformation plan is working out. By the way, Josh I love these ideas you came up with!" The coaches sit down and start leafing through the data.

  Josh begins: "Well as you can see The War Room is state of the Art. You saw the Comm system, It has every
GM/Owner/Decision maker for the draft on speed dial. We wanted to give 666 to Al Davis but. Okay, lets continue. The Largest display here has information pertinent to every draft pick, with everything every Scout has reported, plus
links to the FBI and motor vehicle data. We can't have a Carlos Dunlap or Shaun Rogers event happen without full knowledge. The screen is fully touch screen and very easy to use, Even a caveman can do it.  Okay. Lets move on."

 Josh continues: "Now Mr. Pioli and I have been working on some disinformation plans to help us get those you want. We have made significant inroads into spreading information regarding Offensive Tackles to counter some of the more obvious needs that we want to hide. Walterfootball has us taking Bryan Bulaga hahhhahhah. Okay. Well,
We have sown seeds in that we Won't draft a Safety with the 5th pick and also that we would not reach.." Scott: "Move along there Josh!"

 Josh: "Okay, sorry, Don err Scott." As Josh's face reddens over the slip! Scott: "I rather like that nickname in the positive way, Of course." Josh continues: "Well, the real jewel in the crown was the, wink,wink,nudge that we worked out with the Thorman brothers. They have built a great site over there that we can use for intel or spreading misinformation if need be." Scott: "What did that cost again?" Josh: "A hundred beer-gloves a month under the 2nd rock on the left." "Good deal, Josh!" say Scott. Josh: "So I added some posts from KaloPhoenix, Bewsaf, and some others you all might find interesting." Hoffman: "What about that Krayfish guy?" Josh: "I put those in your packet." Hoffman: "Good, I use those to fire up the Special teamers! Not sure if they are actually fired up or running away but works the same for me!" Todd speaks up: "Josh, what is that screen over there with the what looks like a prayer on it?"

Our Father, who art in heaven,
Lamar Hunt be thy name
Chiefs Kingdom will come
Pioli’s will be done, in earth as it is in Arrowhead
Give us this day, our daily Arrowheadlines,
And forgive us our kicker, as we shall never forgive he who shall not be named.
And lead us always to the Super Bowl
but deliver us from Denver
For Chiefs is the Kingdom, AP is the power, and the fans the glory, for ever and ever. Amen.

Thanks chiefsandcigars this is still awesome man :)

Josh: "Seems it is the AP prayer, some of these guys are nuts and this one Ass, Steve, keeps posting it all over the site. Well, anyways that screen is linked to ArrowheadPride so we can watch the Draft threads, Much fun."

Geaux CrimsonTideTigerChiefs :)

This is a FanPost and does not necessarily reflect the views of Arrowhead Pride's writers or editors. It does reflect the views of this particular fan though, which is as important as the views of Arrowhead Pride writers or editors.

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