So the NFL draft finished today, and that opens up the very exciting 2011 draft excitement, I know you think "HEY WE JUST HAD THE GREATEST DRAFT IN THE HISTORY OF FOOTBALL!!!" And I totally agree, but I mean come on, next April will be upon us in no time and you can never be too prepared, So eat your heart out Mel Kiper and Todd McShay.
1st. Greg Jones ILB Michigan State. The Chiefs didn't address this position and by this time next year it will be painfully obvious that Corey Mays despite looking like the Predator plays nothing like the Predator. Drafting Greg Jones would improve our defense up the middle and continue the streak of badass Chiefs named Greg (does the name Manusky ring a bell).
2nd. Jerrell Powe DT Mississippi. Obviously the Chiefs passed on DT's this draft, but more than likely they did so, so we can take Powe in the 2011 draft (PIOLI IS A GENIUS!!!), he is a beast at 340 and will eat up blockers. And since the name Powe is one letter away from Power he is sure to be the most badass player to play the game one letter short of a sweet name since Germaine Awesom.
3rd. Jermale Hines SS Ohio State. Eric Berry without a doubt is going to be better than Ronnie Lott, Troy Polamalu, Ed Reed, and Michael Huff COMBINED, but unfortunately he can't play both Safety positions at the same time (or can he), well to be safe this guy would be a steal in the 3rd round.
4th. Greg Little WR North Carolina. Eventually the Chiefs will have to stop trying to patch together the WR position, and what better way to improve the WR position than through the draft, drafting Little will not only improve our WR corp, AND IT WILL FURTHER CEMENT THE CHIEFS AS BEING THE NUMBER 1 FRANCHISE ASSOCIATED WITH GREGS!!!
5th. Stefen Wisniewski C Penn State. Im so excited that we brought Weigman back for this year, but he is like eleventy-seven years old so he is on the out and out, what a heck of a time to draft our Center of the future. With a name like Wisniewski how could you not be a badass Center, and we will have the opportunity to have an inappropriate Matt Millen Pollock joke directed our way, ITS A WIN WIN SITUATION!!!
I would go ahead and project the last 2 picks, but come on... It would be ridiculous to predict who the best available players will be 51 weeks, 4 days from now after 5 rounds of unpredictable drafting...
But anyway your welcome for my awesome insight and amazing predicting ability.