1 April 2010, written by AP cub reporter oldchiefsfan
Today local socialite and sometimes reporter for the popular sports blog Arrowhead Pride Joel Thorman was fooled. Although it was widely know as April Fool's day, traditionally a day of pranks and jokes on others, Mr. Thorman was oblivious to the fact that he had been fooled. "I'm shocked and stunned that someone would pull a joke on me today seeing how it's April Fool's day. How could someone pull a stunt like that on such a religious holiday. I don't think St. Krusty would be pleased about that." said Mr. Thorman.
When asked if he had pulled any hijinks on anyone today he replied "I didn't wear any underwear while I posted the erroneous story about Brad Cottom breaking his left leg off. I fooled everyone on Arrowhead Pride."
Calls and twitter messages to his brother Chris Thorman have gone unanswered. It was discovered however through a reliable source that Chris Thorman was busy preparing a false Twitter account under the name of "Thomas Jones". It has been widely speculated that Chris Thorman sibling of Joel Thorman has been jealous of Joel's success as a popular Kansas City Chiefs blogger and had been quoted in the past as saying "Mom likes me better" to Joel on several occasions.
Although he wasn't asked his opinion Official Arrowhead Pride Parade commented on the matter stating "This is a discrace and a shame to everyone involved with Mile High Report, Joel needs to change his name to Joel Mortensen! Oh and I like Unicorns and Dolphins."