Caption This
by Chris Thorman on Mar 8, 2010 7:50 PM CST
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I've got what I think is going to be a good Caption This for this evening.
Let us know what either Bowe or Atlanta DB Chris Houston is thinking.
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Bowe: Fuck! I am SO going to get bitched out by Coach Haley.
Houston: Yeah, I know! And it’s going to be hilarious to watch on SportsCenter!
You sometimes learn something everyday.
"We couldn't beat the Chiefs, but we damn near killed their horse."
-- Madden
Actually Herm is the coach
So its cool.
Don't Fuccop Succop
by chicks_love_chiefs on Mar 8, 2010 7:56 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
oh
So Bowe hasn’t learned anything yet.
You sometimes learn something everyday.
"We couldn't beat the Chiefs, but we damn near killed their horse."
-- Madden
Shoulda had a V8
Don't Fuccop Succop
by chicks_love_chiefs on Mar 8, 2010 7:53 PM CST via mobile reply actions
I don't know what they're saying...
But I can hear Haley yelling, “Catch the fucking ball Bowe!” from the sidelines.
Prediction: With the #5 pick, the Kansas City Chiefs take someone we've never freakin` heard of...
I didn't catch it...but you didn't either.
Beeeeooootch!
Bowe: I can’t believe Lil Wayne just swatted that ball from me. What is this, the longest yard? Isnt he supposed to be in jail?
Houston: DBowe just dropped like it’s hot, dropped like it’s hot. Nelly ain’t the only playa who can ball, It’s Weezy baby
Just as white men can't jump....
Gangsta’s can’t catch!!!
Go Chiefs!!!!
Bowe: Kriss Kross will make ya, jump jump!
Houston: Domo Arigato Mr Roboto!
by Pollard49 on Mar 8, 2010 8:09 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Haley is going to need a new strategy to get his WR's to hold onto the ball.
If you can catch a wrench… you can catch a ball.
GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Go Chiefs!!!!
by ravenhawk on Mar 8, 2010 8:10 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
"Alright DBowe, right after the chorus, you do the running man and I'll go all Matrix in this muthafuggin hizzouse!"
This is my signature line. It is full of awesome and win.
by KCSatchmo on Mar 8, 2010 8:24 PM CST reply actions
DeAngelo Williams and Jonathan Stewart already do that Satch... DUH!
Winning isnt a matter of life and death, its more important than that.
Bowe: I wonder if theres any new TJ news.
Houston: I hope not that would make KC scary!
sorry had to :)
welcome to da bowe show
by we always have next year on Mar 8, 2010 8:51 PM CST via mobile reply actions
This is what they were both thinking
Damn Shrek, you gotta warn somebody before you crack one off like that! I had my mouth open and everything!
Bowe: No, this is how you do the flying bird shadow puppet!
Houston: Oh Shit that’s tight
by TmRoper76 on Mar 8, 2010 8:57 PM CST via mobile reply actions 2 recs
Damn.
You beat me by about 10 minutes. I should stop to read the comments first but I’m always in a hurry to get my caption up.
I like the way you think though.
My sentiments are likely to be summed up with one of these 2 quotes:
"Shut the f--- up."- Matt Cassel
"WHAT THE F---?!?!"- Todd Haley
by Red N Gold Beast on Mar 8, 2010 9:16 PM CST up reply actions
"Kansas City Chiefs receiver Dwayne Bowe narrowly missed out on his first on field make-out session"
I'm an ideas man Michael. I think I proved that with "F#@k Mountain".
lol.
Bowe: “And when you go like this… and hold your hands in front of alight, you get a birdie.”
Houston: “Like this?”
My sentiments are likely to be summed up with one of these 2 quotes:
"Shut the f--- up."- Matt Cassel
"WHAT THE F---?!?!"- Todd Haley
by Red N Gold Beast on Mar 8, 2010 9:11 PM CST reply actions
Dwayne Bowe, the newest member of...
Degeneration X!!
Suck it!!
Coach is gonna kill me...
Kept sayin’ – “Play the ricochet off Bowe’s hands… Play the ricochet off Bowe’s hands…”
and I still dropped the dang thing.
with the 82, and the x factor...that must be dante hall :P
Scott Pioli will find a way to make NT the biggest offseason priority.
KC Will Trade Derrick Johnson
and DBowe says ...
“damn, would you LOOK at the TIME! I got an appointment to make, I be OUTTA here … "
… as he trots off towards the sideline, singing …
Somewhere over the Dwayne Bowe ...
"I shall conquer untruth by truth" - Mahatma Gandhi
Whitlock Rocks!
hi, Mo!
5 minutes!!!
lol
Bowe: paddy cake, paddy cake, bakers man, bake me a cake as fast as you cannnnn.
Houston: O lord not again.
Bowe: I got it! I got it! I got it! I got it! I got it! (Wham!) I don’t got it…..
Houston: I got it! I got it! I got it! I got it! I got it! (Wham!) I don’t got it…..
Tweet me @GiftNate
N. Gift
by giftedchiefsfan on Mar 8, 2010 10:38 PM CST reply actions
As Dwayne Bowe prepares his "karate" chop finishing move...
Houston can only wince at the pain about to be delivered.
Huuuuaaaahhhhhheeeeeee Yaaaaaaaahhhhh!!!!!!
Tweet me @GiftNate
N. Gift
by giftedchiefsfan on Mar 8, 2010 10:39 PM CST up reply actions
Caption
Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in their new music video for Monday Night Football redux of M.C. Hammer’s “Can’t Touch This”
Tweet me @GiftNate
N. Gift
by giftedchiefsfan on Mar 8, 2010 10:47 PM CST reply actions
or "Can't Catch This"
Tweet me @GiftNate
N. Gift
by giftedchiefsfan on Mar 8, 2010 11:16 PM CST up reply actions
thats not a ball, its a mic
dude is jamming while bowe is playing the air drums
1. Are they an upgrade over what we already have?
2. Do they have high football IQ?
3. Can they make a difference from Day 1?
4. Do they have a history of leadership?
5. Sign him up.
"Im impotent, get away from me bitch!
by BiiG_C on Mar 8, 2010 10:54 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Jay Z vs Matrix
Bowe: Yo, check me out! I’m gonna be in the next Jay Z video with LJ!
Houston: Sweet! I’m in the next Matrix film, check this out!
"Agh! I'm hit!"
“Oh God, I can’t look!”
“Dwayne, I’m not gonna make it – find my wife, give her my wedding ring back, and tell hert hat I love her.”
Houston dies. Bowe inexplicably and immediately loses his handle on the ring, and accidentally drops it down the side of a hill, never to be seen again.
Dwayne Bowe does an Interpretive dance as Chris Houston preforms "Fly Like an Eagle"
I'm an ideas man Michael. I think I proved that with "F#@k Mountain".
PATHETIC!
I thought this guy got lasik surgery? I guess anymore and the whole eyeball comes off!
Opinions are like A--holes, everyones got one.
Oh snap
I should have stayed at a holiday in express last night
What Chris Houston is thinking:
“Life is good. Some receivers just cover themselves.”
I have beat wholesale ass for a whole lot less.
houston: defensive backs cant catch that good anyway
Bowe: Tacos, Did I leave the Stove on? (Who knows!)
Chiefs are going to surprise alot of people in 2010 !!!!
Houston: Were we both overrated because we played in the SEC?
Bowe: No, look at our terrific hands and superb positional technique!
BOWE: WESSSSTTT SIIIDEEEE!!!!
You're a goddamn quarterback! You know what that means? It's the top spot, kid. It's the guy who takes the fall. It's the guy everybody's looking at first - the leader of a team - who will support you when they understand you. Who will break their ribs and their noses and their necks for you, because they believe. 'Cause you make them believe. That's a quarterback.
--- Any given sunday
Cassel can lead us.
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