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A Question To All Pioli Supporters (Satire)



I know it's been said before, but I'd like to be allowed the opportunity to expand just a bit on some previous comments made by myself as well as others today on the most awesome site in the universe:  Arrowhead Pride (sponsored by Facebook, Twitter, Price Chopper, Yahoo, Toyota and the NFLPA)

A recent post asked the basic question: What qualifications do you, or I, or any of us have that allows us to be regarded as experts in the field of professional football and thus claim that we might know more than The Almighty Hisself: Scott Pioli. To which I respond in kind to those of you who seek to keep the name of Scott Pioli free of besmirchment and ask: What qualifications do YOU have that allows you to DEFEND Scott Pioli from any and all manner of evil, wicked blog attack by fans of our beloved Chiefs? Are you an attorney at law specializing in libel and/or slander cases? Do you hold stock in the Chiefs, and if so please open your portfolio to public viewing as per some law or another. Have you had experience defending public figures in other areas such as newsprint, magazines or Wikipedia?
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Arrowhead Pride is a public forum, granted, but for those of you who think you are "all that" and then some, please tell the rest of us (who are, of course, only SOME of that, or in a few cases, some of something else that shall remain nameless) how you are so uniquely qualified, by profession or personal practice and a priori knowlegde, to so soundly if not convincingly defend Scott Pioli?
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On behalf of Pioli bashers everywhere, I look forward to seeing your numerous explanations, lame though they may be, with anticipation that is rivaled only by my overwhelming exuberance for the word "redonkulous" which, as I have previously noted in comment elsewhere, I have hereby laid claim to on behalf of Arrowhead Priders from around the globe.

 

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(H/T to Porkchop)

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