With The 9th Pick In The 2010 Arrowhead Pride Mock Draft, The Buffalo Bills Select...
by Joel Thorman on Mar 22, 2010 10:34 AM CDT
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PrintAnother unique entry. This time from ArrowDread....
Come gather round for a story I will tell
About a team from Buffalo that plays in the NFL
When looking at the Bills, its easy to see
They're not much different than our hometown Chiefs
We in KC think we know playoff pain
But in Buffalo, its far from the same
We curse Elliot while they curse Norwood
With the game on the line, neither was any good
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Four Super Bowls and no ring to show?!
That's enough to make any fan emo
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They got a new coach, who we all know well
Can he turn around Buffalo?
Only time will tell
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He took chicken shit and made chicken salad
Turned the Tyler Thigpen story into a love ballad
But when KC hired new head coach Todd Haley
We all bid farewell to our old friend Chan Gailey
They got a money punter, Moorman is his name
Last year at Arrowhead, he brought his A game
Kicked an 81 yarder, if my memory serves me right
Colquitt got scared, didn't put up much a fight
Got Marshwan Lynch as their running back
But watch out cause he might just pinch your sac 
Gold teeth and all in his gangsta ass grill
Better known at Cal for driving a golf cart on the field
So a punter, an RB, and what else they got?
In a tough AFC East, not much of a shot
Many in Buffalo want QB Jimmy Clausen
But I disagree; don't think he's that awesome
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First round QB is not the way to go
Second round pick...Mr. Tim Tebow???
I'm one to believe if you got the money O-line
No matter who is at QB, things will be just fine
So with the ninth pick in the NFL Draft
Buffalo selects a big man who excells at his craft
The Bills pick up the Tackle from Rutgers
Who is nothing like most Jersey shore fuckers
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Left side, right side, he's got the flexibility
Very few scouts question his ability.
The problem comes from his attitude
But that just gives him another thing to prove
Many may think that O-line is boring
But no one complains when its touchdowns you're scoring
A big tackle of his skill and sizes
Buffalo's first step towards the ultimate prize
Im ArrowDread, and I bid you good-bye
Now pass the kouchie 'pon the left hand side
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Was the first part to be read in the tune of Bob Dylans "The times they are-a changin"
If so +1
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by chicks_love_chiefs on Mar 22, 2010 10:45 AM CDT reply actions
That was the first thing that popped into my mind as well
And another +1 for finding an inspiration poster adaptation of that famous pick of the Jersey douchebags in training.
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by burntorangehorn on Mar 22, 2010 11:16 AM CDT up reply actions
Cool post
The Bills have so many needs, its kind of hard to go wrong
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Arrowdread, totally rec’d for being totally awesome
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This dude at the bottom...with the hair...
Where is that hair coming from? His head? If so that dude smokes more grass than me. Kudos to him.
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by chicks_love_chiefs on Mar 22, 2010 11:29 AM CDT reply actions
Funny you say that....because I've smoke weed with Willie
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by chicks_love_chiefs on Mar 22, 2010 12:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Was pretty great...
Willie Nelson/ Bob Dylan concert in Lincoln Nebraska…In 03 i believe.
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by chicks_love_chiefs on Mar 22, 2010 12:13 PM CDT up reply actions
*ahem*
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Mighty Diamonds were first with it
Don’t fake a front.
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The only thing more lame than mock draft's is the sarcasm font.
by KansasCityShuffle on Mar 22, 2010 12:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Whoops
Meant to reply to BucktheFroncos about the "pass the kouchie" question.
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Make love to me arrowdread
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by Scaryclouds on Mar 22, 2010 12:14 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
How dare you
I don’t care about any rhymes, you still said THAT name!
It a good burn!
It a good burn.
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The only thing more lame than mock draft's is the sarcasm font.
by KansasCityShuffle on Mar 22, 2010 12:22 PM CDT reply actions
Your post is of the highest pharmaceutical quality
Wrecked. Seeing guys scrambling as Marshawn drives the cart off the field is very funny. Solid pick, also.
We are building a fighting force of extwaordinary magnitude.
is there a link somewhere that lists all of the players that have been picked in the mock?
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