With The 9th Pick In The 2010 Arrowhead Pride Mock Draft, The Buffalo Bills Select...

Another unique entry. This time from ArrowDread....

Come gather round for a story I will tell

About a team from Buffalo that plays in the NFL 

When looking at the Bills, its easy to see

They're not much different than our hometown Chiefs 

We in KC think we know playoff pain

But in Buffalo, its far from the same 

We curse Elliot while they curse Norwood

With the game on the line, neither was any good 

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Four Super Bowls and no ring to show?!

That's enough to make any fan emo 

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They got a new coach, who we all know well

Can he turn around Buffalo? 

Only time will tell 

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He took chicken shit and made chicken salad

Turned the Tyler Thigpen story into a love ballad 

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But when KC hired new head coach Todd Haley

We all bid farewell to our old friend Chan Gailey 

They got a money punter, Moorman is his name

Last year at Arrowhead, he brought his A game 

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Kicked an 81 yarder, if my memory serves me right

Colquitt got scared, didn't put up much a fight 

Got Marshwan Lynch as their running back

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Gold teeth and all in his gangsta ass grill

Better known at Cal for driving a golf cart on the field 


So a punter, an RB, and what else they got?

In a tough AFC East, not much of a shot 

Many in Buffalo want QB Jimmy Clausen

But I disagree; don't think he's that awesome 

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First round QB is not the way to go

Second round pick...Mr. Tim Tebow??? 

I'm one to believe if you got the money O-line

No matter who is at QB, things will be just fine 

So with the ninth pick in the NFL Draft

Buffalo selects a big man who excells at his craft 

The Bills pick up the Tackle from Rutgers

Who is nothing like most Jersey shore fuckers 

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Left side, right side, he's got the flexibility

Very few scouts question his ability. 

The problem comes from his attitude

But that just gives him another thing to prove 

Many may think that O-line is boring

But no one complains when its touchdowns you're scoring 

A big tackle of his skill and sizes

Buffalo's first step towards the ultimate prize 

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Im ArrowDread, and I bid you good-bye

Now pass the kouchie 'pon the left hand side 

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