With The 7th Pick In The 2010 Arrowhead Pride Mock Draft, The Cleveland Browns Select...

This is a first. HIV2Elway has done his pick in all haiku.

Take it away....

Team has many needs
Trading Quinn set Cleveland back
Need first round homerun
 
Willing to trade up
Our first and third for pick five
Shot down by Primetime
 
But luck came our way
When Matt Conner screwed the pooch
And took a tackle
 
Browns have strong o-line
Joe Thomas holds down left side
Mack Truck is a beast
 
The Browns need it all
So start with face of franchise
Man under center
 
With the seventh pick
Cleveland takes Jimmy Clausen
QB, Notre Dame
 
Ran Pro Style offense
Received NFL coaching
Under Charlie Weis
 
Does he have strong arm?
Nothing to write home about
But he looks the part
 
Is he accurate?
Don’t fool yourself, he’s no Brees
But he looks the part
 
Make his team better?
One and two against Navy
But he looks the part
 
Will fans welcome him?
Spiky hair, dbag lifestyle
Doesn’t fit Cleveland
 
Lets use some clichés
Hate the term “difference maker”
“Has strong motor” too
 
Clichés are lazy
Use meaningful adjectives
And you earn respect
 
Drew Carey is tight
Paul Newman will break your legs
Cleveland aint half bad
 
Cleveland loves football
Too bad the Browns are awful
Must lock up LeBron
 
Sorry I’m away
and cannot discuss the pick
I got work to do

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