With The 7th Pick In The 2010 Arrowhead Pride Mock Draft, The Cleveland Browns Select...
by Joel Thorman on Mar 19, 2010 9:30 AM CDT
in 2010 Kansas City Chiefs Draft
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PrintThis is a first. HIV2Elway has done his pick in all haiku.
Take it away....
Team has many needs
Trading Quinn set Cleveland back
Need first round homerun
Willing to trade up
Our first and third for pick five
Shot down by Primetime
But luck came our way
When Matt Conner screwed the pooch
And took a tackle
Browns have strong o-line
Joe Thomas holds down left side
Mack Truck is a beast
The Browns need it all
So start with face of franchise
Man under center
With the seventh pick
Cleveland takes Jimmy Clausen
QB, Notre Dame
Ran Pro Style offense
Received NFL coaching
Under Charlie Weis
Does he have strong arm?
Nothing to write home about
But he looks the part
Is he accurate?
Don’t fool yourself, he’s no Brees
But he looks the part
Make his team better?
One and two against Navy
But he looks the part
Will fans welcome him?
Spiky hair, dbag lifestyle
Doesn’t fit Cleveland
Lets use some clichés
Hate the term “difference maker”
“Has strong motor” too
Clichés are lazy
Use meaningful adjectives
And you earn respect
Drew Carey is tight
Paul Newman will break your legs
Cleveland aint half bad
Cleveland loves football
Too bad the Browns are awful
Must lock up LeBron
Sorry I’m away
and cannot discuss the pick
I got work to do
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I'm white and can't read the Japanese poetry...
Who did he pick?
P.S. Great way to write it up… very creative HIV2Elway
Go Chiefs!!!!
To quote a certain posters sig line
This post is full of awesome and win. Nice job. Agree with the pick too.
We are building a fighting force of extwaordinary magnitude.
BRAVO!
My long, drawn-out predictions that no one cares about, nor will bother to remember:
1. Todd Haley will still be the Chiefs Head Coach up to the 2011 season.
2. Clancy Pendergast won't make it to the 2010 season and was never intended to. Last-minute hire for a position that needed to be filled.
3. Todd Haley will not be the OC at the start of the 2010 season.
Understand the pick, but don't neccissarily agree
Clausen doesn’t really have the arm or the fire that Holmgren usually covets in a QB, and the Browns have 11 picks to work with that will let them move up and down the board. (2 in the 3rd, 3 in the 5th and 2 in the 6th).
They also just signed Jake Delinterception to handle the rains for a year or two.
Add in the fact that they just cut ties with the last ND QB, and I could easily see Holmgren passing on Clausen to get QB who is raw, but fits Mike’s philosophy in a later round.
The Browns had the 29th ranked defense last season and could use a CB (Haden) a DE (Pierrte-Paul) or even a run stuffing saftey (Thomas)
I don’t disagree with the QB need, just have a gut feeling that Clausen is not the guy. As chatty as Holmgren was with Tebow at Florida’s pro-day, they may be targeting him in the 2nd.
by mushin on Mar 19, 2010 9:58 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
I had a write up ready for Haden...
until Clausen fell in my lap.
by HIV 2 Elway on Mar 19, 2010 10:07 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
seems like that would be Clausen's preference...
….falling in a dude’s lap
by Ochophosphate on Mar 19, 2010 10:13 AM CDT up reply actions
or the always self-sacrificing
“falling on the spear”
Member of the Eric Berry Fan Club
Snap the fucking ball Brodie!
by jakethesnake27 on Mar 19, 2010 10:41 AM CDT up reply actions
I prefer to call him
jake delhomo
Member of the Eric Berry Fan Club
Snap the fucking ball Brodie!
by jakethesnake27 on Mar 19, 2010 10:40 AM CDT up reply actions
I'm with Mushin
While it’s likely that CLE will take a QB in this draft, I can’t see them going after ANOTHER ND QB in the first round.
"If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then give up. There's no use in being a damn fool about it." ---W.C. Fields
i agree
I don’t think they’ll pick a qb either after signing delhomme and trading for seneca wallace
by irishking44 on Mar 19, 2010 10:00 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
aka Tebow
and I’d have to say I’d rather have Tebow than Clausen.
But I’d probably rather have crabs than Clausen so that isn’t saying much.
by Ochophosphate on Mar 19, 2010 10:06 AM CDT up reply actions
that was probably one of the best articles
I read all year
FOUR F'S FIND UM FEEL UM FUGUM FORGET UM.
by sexassassin on Mar 19, 2010 10:19 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
Rebuttal Haiki
Nice Pick H2E
Franchise QB? not sure yet.
Nice Speedo Dbag
"I've only been in love with a beer bottle and a mirror" - Sid Vicious.
by craig in calgary on Mar 19, 2010 10:28 AM CDT reply actions
My Camera.
We spent last summer in the Hamptons.
Casey Hampton.
"I've only been in love with a beer bottle and a mirror" - Sid Vicious.
by craig in calgary on Mar 19, 2010 10:38 AM CDT up reply actions
just put his name in to the ole' Google
this is one of my favorites – fake, but funny all the same
by Ochophosphate on Mar 19, 2010 10:40 AM CDT up reply actions
fashion tips from Jamarcus Russell?
...And as the roar of 80,000 red-clad great plains warriors fills the hallowed halls of Arrowhead, it will strike fear into the hearts of lesser men. For on that field, individual men toil for something greater than individual honors. They toil as brothers-in-arms, as 53 spirits striving towards a single purpose and driven by a single goal: The glory that comes with vanquishing your foes. They will achieve their birthright, they will be champions.
Nice H2E.
Very clever.
2/3 of the Earth is covered by water. The rest is covered by Eric Berry.
by Red N Gold Beast on Mar 19, 2010 10:41 AM CDT reply actions
amazing write up, great closing
rec’d
Member of the Eric Berry Fan Club
Snap the fucking ball Brodie!
by jakethesnake27 on Mar 19, 2010 10:42 AM CDT reply actions
Should have taken LeGarrette Blount. J/K
This pick seems to be Clevelands best “bang for the buck” pick. Claussen has all the tools, they need a QB BAD and Jake Dillholemme is not the answer.
Very interesting way of bringing the pick to the AP masses, nice change of pace. Good pick HIV 2 Elway.
Fact. Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
Nope
Notre Dame Q-Back
Tried that once – B. Quinn big flop
Let’s choose someone else
wow! fantastic writeup, well done and major kudos!!!
and rec’d of course
"I shall conquer untruth by truth" - Mahatma Gandhi
Whitlock Rocks!
hi, Mo!
5 minutes!!!
H2E
Yep….You rock..
Expected nothing less…but I appreciate the format.
REC’d!
I have a feeling that 2010 will be a defining year for the Kansas City Chiefs. Do we become the 2001 Patriots or footballs version of the royals??
This is probably how they'd pick.
I’m not sold on Clausen, but at least he won’t die when he gets hit for the first tome in the league (looking at you Bradford). Saint Louis will have fun trying to put humpty dumpty back together, Clausen will follow in Quinn’s footsteps while Lefevre and Tebow go on to have nice careers.
Yes, I'm still alive. Sorry to disappoint you.
by royaldaddy on Mar 19, 2010 12:08 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
First
There was Homer, then there was Shakespear, and now there is HIV2ELWAY
by gochiefsgo on Mar 19, 2010 12:44 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
I dunno
I’d rather see him in a Speedo than in a Chiefs uniform.
"I've only been in love with a beer bottle and a mirror" - Sid Vicious.
by craig in calgary on Mar 19, 2010 12:58 PM CDT up reply actions
cheers to that
Don't Fuccop Succop
by chicks_love_chiefs on Mar 19, 2010 1:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Whoa
14 mainpage rec’s.
Is there a mainpage Rec list?
"I've only been in love with a beer bottle and a mirror" - Sid Vicious.
by craig in calgary on Mar 19, 2010 1:04 PM CDT reply actions
Wh0a
That was dope.
Wrecked.
The Chiefs will see a return to respectability in 2010, emerging as the front runner in the AFC West! ....And I'll quantify that however I choose. Ahem.
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