WARNING: If you do not want the Chiefs to draft Eric Berry this post is not for you. If you do not like fans getting carried away with one guy and obsessing over him you should probably find another post. This post contains excessive "Hoopla" and awesome pictures of Eric Berry. If you aren't into it please visit one of the other insightful posts here at AP and leave us Berryholics to ourselves. Thank You
So after reading about how countless others here at AP also have an incurable man-crush on the man, the myth, the legend that is Eric Berry I have decided to create the Official Draft Eric Berry Fanclub. Like the very wise Kung Fu Panda once said "There is no charge for Awesomeness" and so there is no charge to join the fanclub. My man-crush is so strong that I have decided to replace my beloved Kool Aid Man pic with one of Berry until the draft comes. I have also prowdly displayed my membership in my sig line. Now there will be no need to tell people that I'm a Berry fan because every comment I make will display his awesomeness. I encourage others to do the same. Search the web for the best Eric Berry pic you can find and display it with pride.
Some will feel that such a fanclub is "redonkulous". That is okay. Over time they will be enlightened and one day will come to worship at the altar of his awesomeness (That's right, I've now used the word awesomeness three times in one post (four counting just now) HE IS THAT AWESOME!!!!!!).
If this image alone hasn't persuaded you to join, how about some stats.
In three years an Tennessee he played in 39 games and made 245 tackles (about 6.28 / game). He also had 14 INTs (despite QBs avoiding him like the plague) returned for a staggering 494 yards. That's over 35 yards per INT. AWESOMENESS!!!!!!!!!!! (five).
Now there is some risk involved here. Fate could deal us a cruel blow and our beloved Chiefs could come away from the draft without the talented Mr. Berry (sniff, tear). This will be hard to take I admit it. If this happens I may have to steal this pic from Craig's recent piece on Mortensen and use it for my profile pick until I come out of mourning.
I do feel the risk of being heartbroken is worth the reward. So don't deny your feelings. Join me in celebrating Eric Berry's awesomeness (that's six). Join AP's Official Draft Eric Berry Fanclub today.
UPDATE: MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!!!!!! THE AWESOMENESS THAT IS ERIC BERRY WILL CALL KC HOME. WELL DONE FANCLUB MEMBERS. NOW WE JUST NEED SOME BERRY PICTURES IN CHIEFS GEAR.