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It's a lazy Sunday, which isn't surprising considering there is no football going on. We'll get something more substantial up later today, once last night's cobwebs clear out.

For now, give us your best caption of Raiders' head coach Tom Cable.

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Winning begins with Attitude - Haley and Pioli will be winners in KC!

I'll forever be a Chiefs fan! Only God himself could take that away from me, but when I get to my great reward, I'll rejoin two bigger fans, my Mom and Dad.

by Lanier63 on Feb 21, 2010 12:41 PM CST up reply actions  

“You see these hands here? I call the right one punchy and the left one choky and they both have kung-fu grip.”

What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of us left.

by Aperture on Feb 21, 2010 11:11 AM CST reply actions   2 recs

I put my hands like this and then I slammed that bitch right into the wall.

Air Cassel - approved for takeoff

Always in motion is the future.
-- Yoda

by kabrink on Feb 21, 2010 11:16 AM CST reply actions  

Al's disciplinary action for Cable's miscreant ways:

“…you put both hands in and you shake them all about. You do the hokey pokey…”

by whoadog on Feb 21, 2010 11:20 AM CST reply actions  

And Then...

Al Davis was like "Hey, how far are you REALLY willing to go to keep your job and I was like “Whoa, Man.” I mean…Whoa. Man. shudders

by BetterRedThanDead on Feb 21, 2010 11:32 AM CST reply actions  

"Honk Honk!"

My bold prediction and I think our best chance at moving down in the 1st. Bret Favre retires, Tavarris Jackson is not retained or leaves and the Vikings trade up, with our beloved Chiefs, for Jimmy Claussen.

WRITE IT DOWN!

by BigRedChief on Feb 21, 2010 11:36 AM CST reply actions  

"Ten, that's how many plays JaMarcus can remember."

My bold prediction and I think our best chance at moving down in the 1st. Bret Favre retires, Tavarris Jackson is not retained or leaves and the Vikings trade up, with our beloved Chiefs, for Jimmy Claussen.

WRITE IT DOWN!

by BigRedChief on Feb 21, 2010 11:38 AM CST reply actions  

Reporter : So how big are Jamarcus’s tits nowadays?

Cable: About 2 handfuls. Yeah, hes been working out!

by KCinIL on Feb 21, 2010 11:39 AM CST reply actions  

"These are what are know as Jazz hands."

My bold prediction and I think our best chance at moving down in the 1st. Bret Favre retires, Tavarris Jackson is not retained or leaves and the Vikings trade up, with our beloved Chiefs, for Jimmy Claussen.

WRITE IT DOWN!

by BigRedChief on Feb 21, 2010 11:40 AM CST reply actions  

"The BBQ in Kansas City is finger lickin' good, see?"

My bold prediction and I think our best chance at moving down in the 1st. Bret Favre retires, Tavarris Jackson is not retained or leaves and the Vikings trade up, with our beloved Chiefs, for Jimmy Claussen.

WRITE IT DOWN!

by BigRedChief on Feb 21, 2010 11:44 AM CST reply actions  

after i broke coach hansen's jaw and the cops came in, this is what i looked like

The only players I hurt with my words are the ones who have an inflated opinion of their ability. I can't worry about that.
Bill Parcells

Knowledge is confidence. And confidence lets you play fast.
Bill Parcells

by kcguy on Feb 21, 2010 12:07 PM CST reply actions  

“I was about to choke Pendergast like this, with these 2 meat hooks, and then he ran away to Cal, little bitch.”

by dablueguy on Feb 21, 2010 12:13 PM CST reply actions  

Cable : I Think we can be a superbowl team in the next few years…
Press: What are you high?
Cable …….. I assure you.. i am NOT high

by thewaffle1 on Feb 21, 2010 12:14 PM CST reply actions  

Give me

the flashlight, Russell….Give it to me…

by TDubb on Feb 21, 2010 12:36 PM CST reply actions  

Al Davis and I just got back from Club Med....

and they made us do this dance called “Hands Up”.

by HowSweetItIs on Feb 21, 2010 12:40 PM CST reply actions  

Cable -

“and I was like, whoa, are you kidding me, Clancy Pendergast?” " I can deal with old man Davis giving me wet wheelies and having me rub his corns out, but this is when I draw the line!"

"Its going to be a challenge, its going to feel like forever, and there will be difficulties. But we will emerge on the other side of it stronger than we were when we entered." ~ Sudden

by Matt_Grbac on Feb 21, 2010 12:40 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

No, No, No,

Not nine. It was ten. Ten times I hit her.

by Jason Austin on Feb 21, 2010 12:45 PM CST reply actions  

so I "pushed" Clancy into the oven and rescued Hansel and Gretel, and we can all live happily ever after ...

… just hallucinate, baby!

"I shall conquer untruth by truth" - Mahatma Gandhi
Whilock Rocks!
hi, Mo!
5 minutes!!!

by upamtn on Feb 21, 2010 1:32 PM CST reply actions  

"all TEN guys on the field have to be working together in order to win games"

* KC now has the best coaching staff in the league
* Pioli will make at least one trade in the offseason, and 2 trades during the draft
* I'd prefer "lightning and lightning" as opposed to "lightning and thunder" when it comes to RBs
* 9-7 is a real possibility in 2010 IF the Chiefs get 4 new starters

by stagdsp on Feb 21, 2010 2:00 PM CST reply actions  

... and I said to Al

“I don’t want to have any trouble here”!!!

Go Chiefs!!!!

by ravenhawk on Feb 21, 2010 2:36 PM CST reply actions  

Well part of my workout is...

Every morning I have to do 10 lifts like this on Al’s Man Breasts. We both like it and helps our morale.

by SinyGuy on Feb 21, 2010 3:13 PM CST reply actions  

“I was like…Heyward-Bey – keep your hands like this. When Russell throws you a pass, it has a 4 feet window of where it could hit. This way it might hit at least one hand”

by n0toyz4oj on Feb 21, 2010 5:03 PM CST reply actions  

haha damn you beat me to it!

You're a goddamn quarterback! You know what that means? It's the top spot, kid. It's the guy who takes the fall. It's the guy everybody's looking at first - the leader of a team - who will support you when they understand you. Who will break their ribs and their noses and their necks for you, because they believe. 'Cause you make them believe. That's a quarterback.
--- Any given sunday

Cassel can lead us.

by BEEf_CHIEF on Feb 21, 2010 9:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Well, I really needed to keep my job, so I spread Al’s cheeks like this, held my breath, and just dove in.

Predictions:

1) Fans will feel just scads better from mid-to-end of the 2010 season.
2) During the 2021 season, Ryan Succop will become the Chiefs’ all-time leading scorer with 1469 points.

by Dove40 on Feb 21, 2010 11:34 PM CST reply actions  

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