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Yes that is right, weeks ago I pulled a Brett Favre and retired from posting fanposts on Arrowhead Pride. Well Im back, honestly just because I have a few spare minutes to spare, that is why they are called spare minutes. I doubt I will be on Arrowhead Pride at all tomorrow due to fact that I will be eating high volumes of that precious bird that is currently thawing in my sink. No its not that one that a certain President is pardoning up there, and please dont think this is some sort of political post because it is not I promise, because I will get to the Chiefs!

Okay to the Kansas City Chiefs. As some of you know, well not many of you seeing as how the landscape of AP is constantly changing, you know that I am currently undergoing a move to the Big Apple! Ya for me, great pizza whenever I want it. Well moving really makes me sad, because finally when the Chiefs are doing good, I have to pack up all my cool Chiefs stuff. Including that brand new Lenny Dawson autographed football I got a few weeks ago to go with his autographed helmet and all my other cool stuff. This makes me sad, because finally when I get a chance to brag about the Chiefs to everyone I know, I am only a few weeks away from never speaking to any of them again and living in Jets and Giants country, so yes please feel sorry for me. Because I feel sorry for you that you aren't going to be getting a NY slice anytime soon, unless you are from NY, which if you are you need to hit me up so we can take over some bar there and paint it red!

Yep that guy, the only President from Missourah. Do you think the guy holding the Gobbler got shat on?

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Yes that is right another Turkey pardon picture! Which actually bring me to the ummm Turkey and Yams portion of this post.

Seeing as how we are in first place in the AFC West for now, as some of you would say no thanks to Matt Cassel, or that damned importing Dwayne Bowe, if you were President of 'Mrrka, and you could pardon one, yes one single Kansas City Chief for his play so far on this season who would it be?

Me I would pardon Tim Castille. Yes that is right that same Tim Castille that is always a game time decision to dress, due to the man of men named Mike Cox. The same Tim Castille who threw an interception last year, and immediately caused me yell curse words for about 10 hours straight, that if sometimes I have bad cell phone reception and it starts breaking up I can hear again through the static. Yes that is right I would pardon Tim Castille.

So AP in keeping with a somewhat new tradition, well I probably wont post this next year, who do you pardon on the Kansas City Chiefs?